Their marriage lasted 4 days

believe it or not, she's 34
does nic cage last another decade?

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He's just being nic cage.

Im surprised he has lasted this long frankly.

>implying Nick Cage isn't immortal

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Dick suckin lips.

Why do celebs even get married?

Isn't the reason cage does basically anything thrown at him because he went fucking mental with his money and bought actual castles and shit?

He owns a pyramid. And at one point he owned a famous slave owners mansion.

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>Nic Cage
>he went fucking mental

Checks out

Dinosaurs aren’t even real though.

Jaden pls go

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Yellow fever fagging is a disease.
He should go for latinas.

I wish there was a sex tape

Hit it and quit it

Christcuck pls

how award winner and legendary thespian nicolas cage cannot get a creature that doesnt look like a cheap whore from some vietnamese whore house? that is just sad.

That's the allure. He's better than her so odds are she's into it when he does the porking

i am better than her, you are better than her, there are continents full of people better than her.

go for a latina, at least they got a hot body with some thicc ass. and if theyre have some with blood, they look like people - exclude here the native latinas, that would be the same kind of bad decision.

Why is he dressed like a 90's motocrosser in Vegas?

Idk man latinas smell like taco meat and have thick body hair that's stooping too low you still want to be able to get hard

go watch some latinas from telenovelas. some of them are lilly white and hot as fuck, ana de armas kind of material.

i just want to mr cage to have some hot pussy to spread his seeds, its sad this guy being with something that me, a loser, wouldnt fuck.

Pitch me a movie with these two

You would fuck that chick 100% of the time

It's not a divorce he demanded annulment. Maybe he figured out she was a gold digger, most asians are just that.

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>say you're not gonna do it
>do it
Madman

what the fuck

Why would I not believe it? Her face is full of fillers

would he be able to wear to JUST crown?

Imagine doing all those direct-to-torrent movies just to have it all taken away in a divorce and be back to 0.

Apparently he was drunk or this was shot when he was trying to cancel it

Yeah all that money going to a chink and her junkie boyfriend. YUCK. He already got screwed by bernie Madhoff and 2 divorces, the JUST crown will fit right in

wait mutts have marriage vending machines?

that's an exciting life

based truth seeker

Yes, strangely. They're usually right next to the divorce kiosk.

that's just sad
what a joke of a nation

because she looks closer to 50

>his country doesn't have Viagra-N-Twinkle snack packs

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