Wow user this is the smallest penis I've ever seen

>BPEL is like 6.875" to maybe 7"
>stretched flaccid is easily over 7" so I'm probably not achieving full erections most of the time
>huge fucking pubic fat pad that consumes most of my dick
>like I can literally grab a handful of pubic fat

based small-dicked chad

wow fatass

based

this is the only valid response

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>“I-i’m a grower...”

classmate keeps insinuating me this. once she called me gay and I passionately kissed her in front of class. she went quite and stop responding. what did I do? shes cute and I miss her messing my day up.

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bend over and present my boipucci for pegging

>tfw you get off to both compliments and insults towards your dick
I can never lose.

was that in high school or in college?

Based

college just 2 weeks ago

>you're under arrest for having a tiny penis

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Based and redpilled

>n-no ma'am I'm a-average 5.5 inches

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I was wrong earlier, THIS is the only correct response.

my standard reponse to this and variants thereof if "and you're kinda fat and your tits too small, so why don't we make the best of our shortcomings and bang anyway?" it hasnt worked yet but hfw is worth it.

No undershirt? What kind of department uniform is this? Also I know law enforcement uniform regulations are more lax than military, but she better adjust that fucking cap, it's a mess. Her outer belt with the gear also looks too loose, could slide off when she needs it the most and put her life in jeopardy.

ya got me

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You're not wrong but saying as such in front of this studio audience is quite rude.

>every penis you've seen is over a foot long?

1233456789

>For you!

girls still do that in college? Thank god I didn't interact with anyone.

Sadly it's a holdover from when I was rather obese. Now my pubic fat sticks out about as far as my gut. Feels bad.

I actually did something like this to a girl once. It was back when I was skinnyfat and she called me fat. I got pissed because she was half a foot shorter than me but she probably weighed more because she was a fat fucking pig. Called her out on it in front of her friends and then they all went nuclear on me. She could dish that shit out but couldn't take it, what a bunch of hypocrites.

>Wow, I’m the first white guy you’ve slept with huh?

Women can't judge length for shit. You can always add an inch or two onto the length and they'll believe it and brag to their friends.

Have you not watched the three caballeros? You have to blow on it.

user your penis is so small I bet you're a paypig, aren't you?

Nena#4476

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rape her

I wish I had the wit to do something like that, because I often get called hideous or made fun of.

Based as fuck

Same with height

Women have it harder than me-

Too bad she wouldn't even notice

the smile ruins everything

I really need to do this as a catfish. I would be so fucking easy.

>succubi aren't rea-

And yet here you are about to suck it regardless.

I want her to tug on my tiny penis between her thumb and index finger.

the perfect crime

>finally get a gf with tits big enough to fuck
>realize my dick is too small to attempt it

when is that love hotels movie coming out

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>body shaming

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They literally don't care.
I hooked up with my roommate's ex, a PSYCHO, and before I even pulled my pants off she said she didn't judge. Of course that means she's judging, but what the fuck is she gonna do? Stop? She's a small woman in front of a big man, she's going to fuck you.
She craved it. My small dick that didn't even get hard till I watched porn, she begged for it. I'm a total fucking loser and she STILL wanted to get dicked down. She wanted to give me her bra afterwards, because women are fucking insane.
Just say nothing, and get stiff. If it's your first time, I understand that is hard. Difficult. Lol.
Seriously they're as horny as you. They want the same thing as you. Sure they are the WORST afterwards but they're looking for a nut like you.
If you can't get hard they will take it personally and call you gay. Women are fucking idiots.

a victimless crime

>have average 6" dick with monster girth
>make nonchalant remarks to girls i'm persuing about tell how small it is from time to time
>this makes them really curious to see it since guys usually do the opposite
>play hard to get, don't whip it out as soon as they show interest
>they will eventually make it their business to see it
>their face when

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>first gf I ever had told me that I had the smallest peepee out of all her exes
>weeks later
>shower with her and she gets surprised at how big it is all of sudden

Women are fucking retards, I'll tell you that. Can't trust any of them.

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I know right
I think we've been trolled

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I've noticed that dick size seems to be not that big of a factor for women. Height, face, fitness, etc. seem to be a much more deciding factor. Once you've got her in your bedroom it's not like she's gonna change her mind when you've got the pants down. She's already hooked.

Dicklets rejoice, manlets suffer again.

guys, if women actually take over the planet they won't really enforce penis inspection day....will they?

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>gets off on sph
only making it better

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what is this user...

join her in laughing at OP and then tell her to get a fucking tan

based. it doesn't matter to you, feels the same when you nut, big or small. Size only matters to women and who gives a fuck about that?

>implying her pale vampire skin as white as the milk in her tits isn't kino as hell

the only thing they really get upset about is when you try and make them do porno stuff, unless you have an amazing GF who does that anyways.

What the fuck are you talking about.

how does one interlope with that creature

This, having a big dick doesn't get you laid because you can't talk about it to a girl you just met.
t. 22 years old virgin with 8 inches dick

It is a porn Flick, you autist

Backboob is the best boob

Are you in an apartment complex?
Are you near a bar?

post higher res

>the capeshit board posts another meme thread about a no talent actress
every singe fucking day

>haha yes.. small, isn't it? (please spit in my mouth)

>porno stuff
elaborate?

Why hasn't she played as a female vampire yet? She was literally born for this role

Looks like financial domination.
The sub sends money to the dom

probably means eye contact and hand holding hahahah
weirdo virgins lol

She missed the Vampire craze by ten years.

I want my legal council, I won't speak without an attorney present

Talk to her user, you can do it

I'm in college but I never went to a bar. I don't drink alcohol, my dad was an alcoholic, it left me bad memories.

like telling them to stick their asses out while they suck you off, spanking them and dirty talking in general. If the girl isn't in to that shes gonna be very insulted (but she'll still most likely do it then just never want to see you again)

hahaha imagine wanting that

>legal council
why, you want to get approval to build a garage?

This girl matched me this morning on tinder. I super liked her like a week ago. She's a beautiful 20 year old goth girl with tattoos.
She said she had no plans so I just went for it. We got coffee, talked, found out she was a whore within 5 minutes. Went back to my place and put on Green room. I paused it right after the arm cutting scene and put the moves on her. She has amazing ass and tits. Gags on my cock. I fuck her for an hour. Find out she's a cam girl. I need to find her shit.

I have a big 8 incher btw.

>once she called me gay and I passionately kissed her in front of class
Fucking Chad move. Give more details, user.

BEGONE THOT!
or post tits

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It does matter to me. I want her pussy tightly stretched around my thick cock, enhancing our friction and her "fullness." I want her to cum back for more after orgasming from penetration for the first time. I want her to tell all her friends about my awesome big cock.

how do I get into this...

I always knew she liked me. but that scared her away.

>Size only matters to women
Almost correct, size only matters to whores unless you have a clinical micropenis

Kys you fucking capeshitter

Yeah but how did you know? I never can tell with the girls who try to mess with me, I don't know if they're playful or if they just think I'm a beta faggot.

My father and 95% of my family tree are/have been alcoholics. I think there's a big genetic component behind alcoholism and I was lucky enough to not inherit it. I drink once every three months or so and not a drop more.

He means his entire council of legal counsel.

Major cope

cope

Show her mine

Flee the country immediately.

Nah, almost all women care to some degree. You're right in that it's almost never a dealbreaker though.

Again? Fuck this city!