/trek/

mallfag cope

Dukat=Hitler

based and /trek/pilled.

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I love ass.

I sometimes daydream I'm in starfleet.
I'm an analyst in stellar cartography

>can reorganize atoms to replicate whatever you'd like
>can't regrow Nog's leg
gg

>expecting DS9 to ever make sense

Let's go on a Star Trek, aboard a stationary object....

It's more of a metaphysical, transcendental, intangible trek, you fat, four-eyed childmolester.

Why did they wait so long to mine the wormhole? They just let the Dominion move a huge fleet through Bajoran space.

>[a / c / g / k / m / o / p / v / vg
Look dude, it's *sigh* it's just a show, ok?

They say you can judge a man by the size of his hands.

So if you want a girl with a tight little kitty. . .

>hey guys let's look at people in shitty plastic mask gamble this week

Great show. Just great.

Why would you only put one ship out by the most important spot in the entire 1/4 of the galaxy?

The show is retarded in premise and execution

Awkward scene

Looking forward to your award winning tv-show, user. Really am.

why don't you just snitch again

I'm gonna guess that you're a huge fan of Discovery.

He's a snitch bitch. Seriously abandon thread unless you want banned.

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Why are there no British people in Starfleet?

>being known as the snitch bitch on an anonymous image board
aaahahahaha you silly fuckin cunt

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*sniff sniff*
Captain, my nose is detecting a snitch bitch.

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What are some Treks to go about aliens really looking like this?

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I'm not a snitch.

>last thred 404 before bump limit
>snitch bitch thinks reporting posts will improve /trek/
>anons just laff at snitch bitch

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Bashir you dipshit.

shut up snitch bitch

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But they basically did.

Plus the pain was purely psychological

stop

Bashir is Egyptian, you fat mong.

go fuck yourself?
snitch bitch

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Uh no he isn’t you idiot.

>Can regrow kidneys with a pill.
>Has to take patient away alone for drinking too much.

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dude even when you aren't snitchin you're still a fuckin bitch lmfao

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I still can't believe Julian knocked her up.

The call that saved the Federation

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She was meant to be yours and yours alone. Wasn't she, user?

How did they do that effect?

It was a dream.

I don't blame Maddox for trying to figure Data out.

That's not what I meant.

/trek/ be all nasty an shiet tonight, daim son!

The dumbest part about VOY is that the showrunners felt they had to set it in a new quadrant, as though the Alpha Quadrant's been spent and there's nothing more to see there. In reality, One quadrant alone would contain far more worlds and species than one single show could ever hope to portray.

sleepy trek

Should I get into trek? I just finished BSG abd despite the 4th season let down I'm keen for some good sci fi

Where would I even start?

>The Original Series, or Kirk fucks alien women
>The Animated Series, or Kirk has to be PG
>The Next Generation, or Picard rambles and drinks tea
>Deep Space Nine, or Sisko refuses to show any facial expression
>Voyager, or Janeway acts like a complete psychopath
>Enterprise, or Archer will make new friends or die trying
>Discovery, or Burnham cries and whispers

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I've been reluctantly watching VOY on hulu and most of the episodes don't amuse me at all. Some of the episodes that I do feel like watching include...
>The one where Neelix loses a pair of lungs
>The one where Torres gets an alien stuck on her and the doctor had to consult the hologram of a Cardassian war criminal doctor to save her
>The one where Kes gets zapped by a sacred religious site and Janeway has to go through a religious ritual to bring her back
>The one where Seven goes crazy from Borg multiple personality disorder

You see, I tend to like the episodes involving medical stuff.

>Kirk fucks alien women
For how much of a meme this is, there's surprisingly little of it. I mean, there was the one where he loses his memory and gets trapped in a Native American village, there's the one where he falls madly in love with an android, and there's the one where the bitchy princess' tears have mind control powers... but then he spurns the advances of pushy women just as often (or he uses their interest to manipulate them), like the one where the woman can turn into a cat, or the one where the aliens are super-accelerated...

ok, but what about the Andorians?

I swear to god if section 31's retarded AI is the Borg origin story I'm going to start unironically watching midnights edge

based kira

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It will be just one more "fuck you" to the fans. They're basically pissing in your mouth while laughing gleefully.

You start with TOS, which is Ron Moore's favorite, or you start with TNG and then DS9, which Ron Moore worked on.

Can someone explain how they fuck the red angel is teleporting all over the galaxy? I thought it was a time travel suit, not a teleporting one. So Michael's parents not only invented time travel but better teleporting than the spore drive?

Imagine thinking the one about a fucking spacemall and it's landlord being space Jesus and the bad guy being space Hitler is the best.

>folds a piece of paper in half
>stabs a pencil through it

>tfw no nana gf

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Imagine being upset by a post from six hours ago.

>draws a line
>this is our timestream

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not posting the best version
youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs

Dukat did nothing wrong.

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was pic related the first documented example of weaponized Autism.

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Future Michael probably gave it to them in Season 6 or something.

This, but unironically.

State where it was explicitly said he was either British or Egyptian, because I cant find fuck all on memory alpha so it sounds like you're both talking shit!

Bullshit, the correct order is:
TNG=DS9>VOY>ENT>TOS>>>STD

Cheers!

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Retard

Probably chroma keyed, like all the space effects you see in 10 forward or the conference room

Wrong, the correct order is
TOS = DS9 > TNG > ENT > TAS > VOY > STD

This really depends on who you ask, I grow up on TNG so I always say thats where to start, season 1 is fucking awful though but do stick with it because it gets much, much better! After that DS9, voyager is ok to meh, enterprise had its moments but was cut too short imo, anything after that is a fucking disaster, the original series is just campy and shit and the utter all-inclusive shitfest that is STD, just avoid that unless you're an actual faggot.

Why? Expanding the canon is a good thing

>Expanding the canon is a good thing
Sure, but it's not going to make the fans go OOOOOOHHHHHH, so THAT'S where the Borg came from. Instead, it's going to make them go THAT'S where the Borg came from?!

Man this is going to be so fucking happening...damn
I just watch STD for how much they fuck up everything and to shitpost about it here.
And never forget STD also stands for sexually transmitted diseases.

Would that even make sense?

Allow Sam Neill to explain

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Don’t forget the marquis. It was the first Star Trek that actually presented main characters with true moral dilemmas. The federation wasn’t just a purely magnanimous entity that could do no wrong. It finally allowed for shades of grey to be developed. I liked the development of the religious aspects of the show as Sisko comes to terms with his role given to him by the prophets. Besides it’s not like the religious aspects of the show were truly religious anyway. The Bajorans may have seen it that way but Sisko always understood and recognized that the prophets were really just a powerful race of aliens.

Bump for Elim “Glass the Founders, Dominion War now” Garak

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There’s an episode where his parents come to the station. He’s of Indian descent but his father has a very clear British accent. His mother seems to be an Indian immigrant. They may be Pakistani but I’ve always gone with Indian since the guy who plays bashir is Indian.

No. The borg existed well before the federation existed and humanity had even developed warp drive.

Elim was absolutely based. “Come now mr. worf, you’re a Klingon. Don’t tell me you would object to a bit of genocide in the name of self preservation.” I was pretty devastated when he lost Ziyal.

His father is Raj's dad from TBBT

What a fucking zoomer you are. The best reference would have been his much more famous role playing Babu Bhatt in Seinfeld.

Sounds like fun! Good for you user :)

It’s awful at least through season 2 and part way through 3 which is when Roddenberry kicked the bucket I think.

>I was devastated when he lost Ziyal

Garak is a reverse Riker where he is actually better without his beard.

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Garak is easily one of the best characters in the entire Star Trek universe. Don’t know if I can say the same for Riker. He’s a good character but he’s just a single minded star fleet officer at the end of the day.

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TOS>TNG>DS9>>>>>>>>VOY>>>>STD

SCREAM TREK

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based and rikerpilled

Since VOY has the superior doctor to DS9 and TNG, it has much more medical material.

>my mfw when there's a snitch bitch in /trek/

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Garak is original. Riker is a poor man's Decker.

Riker is just a fatter, lazier, less interesting Han Solo.

VOY>TOS>DS9>STD>TNG=ENT

if something is 50,000 light years away and they see it, that means that reflected the light you see 50,000 years ago. So the writers don't understand how the basics of space works. Awesome.

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They weren't after the light itself though, it was just leading them somewhere.
>want them to be at point x at y time
>jump back to z time
ezpz

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Omg fringe was amazing. Fuck the network for messing up the shows ending. It deserved so much better.

TNG>DS9>VOY>TOS=DIS>>>ENT

post characters you'd wanna meet on the holodeck

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christopher pike from the original pilot seemed so much more likeable than kirk
why did they replace him?

Fukc y0w.
Dislegsika is te negst stayg in humen evolooshun.

I'm going to torment his obelisk and let daddy white lightning all over my pots of greed until I have six cards in my hand then I'll play one card face down while he plays me face down and fucks me up the ass

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dude

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I just want to talk about Star Trek.

Jeffrey Hunter didn't want to commit to a full series, he wanted to stick to movies instead.

I didn't watch the last season, so my memories are untainted.

Kirk was a mistake

Kirk is a white male power fantasy and a relic of a bygone era.

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Total ecstasy

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Please relocate to your nearest safe space

i agree

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But I relate to Kirk more than any other character in Star Trek.

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It's no different than how Capt Marvel is a white female power fantasy or me wanting to fuck Brenden Fraiser in George of the Jungle.

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Why are you so horny today?

How can they have flanderized this character before the end of the 2nd Season? They've trashed her and she wasn't great to begin with. They know that Pike and Spock have to leave at the end of the season right?

I rewatched Our Man Bashir last night.

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oh okay that's perfectly understandable

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Why not Brendan Fraser in Encino Man?

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time travel lol

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snitch bitch pls

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Wrong. STD isn't star trek

It's going to be Borgs isn't it?
Fuck STD!

Fuck off Gay Guy

Stop posting and fuck off

>tfw /trek/'s immune system finally starts purging snitch bitches
pretty rad...

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>Michael starts but then ends a Klingon war
>Michael creates the Borg and then probably helps come up with the virus that Janeway uses in the future
IS THERE ANYTHING THIS STRONG WoC CAN'T DO!!??

TOS>TNG>DS9>ENT=VOY>TAS

Been away for a few days. Can someone explain this "snitch bitch" thing to me?

Do you think O'Brien ever regrets becoming a main character? He had a pretty cushy life as a minor character, but becoming a main character lots of bad stuff started happening around him

Was just about to post this.

Based Nasim poster

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>becoming a main character lots of bad stuff started happening around him
He got married to Keiko LONG before he became a main character.

Q made fun of him for this

Shit, they're back

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Really? That's disappointing, I was hoping to have come with an original quip

Everyone has a right to post here if they want to.

You say that but that actually sounds like a fun premise

"quip" is a word stuck up people use.

Hi, B!

The guy who played bashir's dad is an Israeli, bashir's mom is played by an Egyptian woman

I'm not stuck up though. what word should i use instead in future? a jape? a bon mot?

It actually kills me how little riker and picard ever disagree The role of a commander was so redundant in tng

Does Kevin even know you're on here, harvesting attention from paypigs and orbitors?

We've got a snitch bitch in the /trek/ threads who is a huge DS9 fan who reports any pro discovery posts. He's done it a couple times over the last couple of weeks to different people. It's why the threads keep dying.

Everyone is getting tired of this autistic fucker. I've seen the posts get deleted and one of them was literally
>I like to invent shit

This got that person banned. It's been getting worse which means this snitch bitch is a janny just waiting in this thread. Now we can't have any decent conversations. he just rants about how discovery sucks and ds9 is great and he this this isn't hot.

We've also caught him via post counts/posters count replying to himself for 2 hours just to try to keep /trek/ threads up. He's just fucking an asshole and a snitch bitch. If you don't see my trip again, I've probably been banned for even saying this.

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That's not what gg stands for .

>Not linking the High Definition Remaster 1080P HD version
youtube.com/watch?v=caIsN_PjaHY
You are without honor.

how obtuse

Hi 1B!

Maybe he reports posts because they're low quality.

>This got that person banned.
How do you know this?
>just to try to keep /trek/ threads up
Weren't you just complaining that /trek/ kept dying?
>If you don't see my trip again
I hope I don't see any trip, ever again. Ah, dreams.

What are paypigs?

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fuck of .sisko a best

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You secretly like tripusers

I turned it off the prove a point
because the person went silent then came on later and bitched about it
Maybe he's a snitch bitch

it's 4 chan. if you have to snitch everytime someone hurts your feelings, maybe you should just find a new website.

Don't play naive with me. It insults my intelligence.

Really? Another fucking warning? Peace out snitch bitch

act

Impressive, very nice.

>your face when somebody other than you is complaining about being reported and getting their posts deleted for a change

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>because the person went silent then came on later and bitched about it
And its not conceivable that someone would go on the internet and lie?

That hairdo should carry the death sentence.

Ash's "performance" and character in this episode was worthy of a razzie, no hyperbole.

You're quite controversial.

babies can,t cum so why an I to guess that odo can cum with his weird goo?

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Noice. Never seen this one before. Pretty comfy. for a casual fan, what's he singing in those non english parts? meaning, that is.

Speaking of quip, sesQUIPedalions are really just tryhard pseuds.

turns out this guy is a massive racist douchebag

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The word racist hasn't had meaning since 2004.

whoops, forgot to get rid of the image before I changed what I was going to post. Anyway:

>The Nexus makes what you want real
>Kirk's reality isn't on the bridge

If you didn't see the posts last night you and your husband are going to be killed according to the guy. Good luck finding a panic room.

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I'm pretty sure it it still has the same fucking meaning.

>People still don't understand Disco is a late 2010s era take on a 1960s Batman tv show style parody.

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if nasim had been born in another era she would have been remembered as a martyr instead she was just another sacrifice in the saturnian death cult narrative rip in peace nasim our lady of sorrows

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I'm outside Bash's apartment now.

fucking hell

Seriously? Like murder me all you want, but leave my husband alone please. Thanks.

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I love bashirfaggot!

I'm scared of Kevin. He looks big in the pics.

>panic

I'm paranoid because I'm constantly stoned. awful.

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The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after a new good /trek/ show graves our lives.

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Nobody wants to kill you. We all love you.

Are you a student?

>graves our lives
Freudian slip ftw!

Maybe the Picard show will be good

>graves

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Yeah, we get it.

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it's cool, we all secretly wish we were dead the trick is turning your self-destructive impulses into strengths

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>expanding the canon by making the universe seems smaller due to tying it to a small set of actors
eh, trek is small enough without the federation cia inventing the borg

The timeline shifted in December. Your doxxing was the turning point in /trek/ history and your eventual disappearance will be your own fault which will finally close the doors on this sick, wretched little corner of this website.

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notre dame de l'ombre

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why does STD have to be so shit?

Even without any creative idea I can point that something is a whole new level of stupid.
Though... we're talking about the naïve Feds here.

I have a question.
Is it true that the wooden acting in Voyager was done that way on purpose, upon the directors' requests?

Is it me or does she look five years younger in this image than in the current episode?

What do you think of Spock's Brain from TOS?

Meh. /trek/ is generally faceblind when it comes to adult women or women who aren't fat white chicks.

wtf is that thing?

DS9=TNG>VOY>TOS>ENT>STD

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In Star Trek? No.
In STD? Sure. Nothing else makes sense there so I suppose everything makes sense.

I think one of the Star Trek games hints that the Borg came from the fusion of V'ger with Decker.

A
FUCKING
MALL

Thank you for your input!
>[writing intensifies]

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I always hate that theory. I'd even take the EU Borg origin over that.

I'm actually kind of faceblind, that's part of why I'm asking.

I know. Kirk and Decker was at least an interesting dynamic.

B-but I'm fond of cool, lonely spaceprobes.
youtu.be/xrGAQCq9BMU?t=166

normies

There was nothing wrong with Picard and Riker's relationship and it's a nice change of pace to have characters who actually support (to a reasonable extent) each other's decisions instead of constantly bitching about it like they're still teenagers.

I like to think that the Borg are ancient

holy shit she is hot.

Oh. Nah. Sonequa is just hot, people were too busy splerging about stronk woman and a black female lead to notice it until now.

She without a doubt has one of the top 3 bodies every to be in Star Trek

Is this from the xbone version of Mass Effect 1?

Few Star Trek episodes, from all series, are better than this.

It is sort of amusing that the annoying eyecandy is now the protagonist but everyone complains.

webm related is unironically hotter than whatsherface

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>Sonequa is just hot

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>black "people"

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LOL

It's actually a space place you fucking pseud.

>So if you want a girl with a tight little kitty. . .
I want a chick with a just right sized "kitty", Mr. Boomer. Nothing worse than some random 19 year old who knows fuck all about fuck ing and your need to lap her cous for a good 15 minutes a priori.

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is this bait pasta?

Is it actually bad or is it just incompatible with Star Trek?

>Jean-Luc... how'd you like a trip to Guantanamo?

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both

Every one of these sois needs to be slapped in the face with my dick.

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i gotsa big ole dick, im willin to do itwhy do they all look sick and despressed?

Seven (another silly name) was just as annoying.
Seeing everyone drooling over Ms. Fanservice always makes me laugh.

Wow, I never noticed how stacked she was. No wonder Sisko was warm for her form.

Mayhaps there was nothing to notice back then.

I never much noticed Kasidy, but Claire is /bestgirl/

Is that Cassidy Yates?

yup

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Is that Penny Johnson?

look, this is the only other image I have of this scene, don't ask me for more

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The Orville is not Star Trek. Why hath the mods not deleted those posts?

Bun>F

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Is that Beverly from The Larry Sanders Show?

No one outside of CBS likes Star Trek Discovery.
There is no consensus on the best Star Trek series.
Data does not lie.

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>Paul Stubbs
Haha, epic reference, bro. That’s the role he’s best known for!

>Data does not lie.
This is false.

TOS=DS9=TNG>Disco>>>>Enterprise>Voyager.

kek
go back nigger

It’s an ore processing station sweetie

Is cpt Picard's jacket effay?

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That got turned into a mall

Will the new Picard show be good?

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Of course.

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Shoulders down is decent enough and if that is all we were considering I probably won't even bother to disagree with you. The issue is the neck and face/head. Shit just ain't right.

ya but not as effay as spook in all black
also fuck the snitch bitch you ain't my nigga and we're enemies now

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Let /trek/ die

Some of you anons are alright. Don't go to the promenade tomorrow.

putting these people on a rocket and launching it into the sun is not illegal

We were told, we were warned by the JessPsycho poster and now he's gone into radio silence.

I fear for /ourgirl/.

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This is the pic that started it all, yeah?

He's way better known from scrubs you scrubs.

>This is the pic that started it all, yeah?
One and only. Someone reverse searched it and apparently it was linked to a 2013 blog post from a convention.

Is TNG Season 1 the ultimate pleb filter? Faggots are always complaining about the lack of quality but it has an optimism that later seasons jettison for stupid political drama.

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OP wins star trek

Where's the episode where she gets her big hairy rat out? It's the one with the jem-hi-dar or something. She's choking for it from the start.

>calling STD """Disco"""

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Heads up nerds, best Dax comin through

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DS9 > TNG > TOS > ENT > VOY > STD = TAS

Easter is almost upon us lads, what does that faggy Easter Bunny have in store for our gallant crew THIS time?

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Anyways, in the most recent episode of STD, at the end, her mom and the Angel suit get sucked back through the time hole thingie...seperately. Wouldn't they pop back out in the middle of space and she would promptly suffocate to death?

i would Visit Her, if you know what i mean m;)

Taking my cousin to some fair with egg hunts behind the church park, probably the suual fair

You gonna fuck her? How old is she?

Where did everyone go?

Bun>F

>p.s. happy birthday marina sirtis!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>From the moment we arrived on Bajor it was clear that we were the superior race, but they couldn't accept that. They wanted to be treated as equals, when they most certainly were not. Militarily, technologically, culturally – we were almost a century ahead of them in every way. We did not choose to be the superior race. Fate handed us that role and it would have been so much easier on everyone if the Bajorans had simply accepted their role. But no… day after day they clustered in their temples and prayed for deliverance and night after night they planted bombs outside of our homes. Pride… stubborn, unyielding pride. From the servant girl that cleaned my quarters, to the condemned man toiling in a labor camp, to the terrorist skulking through the hills of Dahkur Province… they all wore their pride like some… twisted badge of honor.

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I'm a Viking!

Which posts?

she somehow tethered herself to that planet with the church so that's where she and the suit pulled back to.

no idea how she did that but can't turn off power save mode on her time suit. fucking boomers.

You know Trump announced Space Force right

You should try and join in your lifetime

I think you are mistaken. She tethered herself to some random planet that was far away. It wasn't the church planet though. While we are on the topic? How did she "tether" herself to begin with? How does she travel that far since the suit is just a time suit and there are no ships around? Why doesn't she just tether herself to "the present (Michael's time)?" How was she even able to make that first time jump away when the Klingons attacked without snapping back there after a short while? Why does none of this make sense and why do the writers feel like that's okay?

>and why do the writers feel like that's okay?
Because they can just accuse anyone who complains of being a cis white male misogynist racist Trumpet like everyone does nowadays.

Forget retconning the rest of Star Trek, STD is now retconning itself literally episode by episode. Last week they thought it was Burnham because they had an exact neural pattern match. But this week that got changed to DNA, and also apparently their DNA tests are so bad they can't tell mothers from daughters, even though that's literally something we can do today?

Also, even though Michael's mother was only an engineer in her spare time and her main job was being an astrophysicist, she not only invented a magical time suit, but gave it things like unlimited storage capacity too? And how about that super EMP she used to save Saru's planet a few episodes ago that they said would be impossible for any known technology to generate? And why didn't they ask her why she bothered to save that planet since it had nothing to do with the AI?

TOS>TNG>DS9>>VOY>STD>TAS>shit>ENT

All of your other complaints are correct, but I think she said she saved the planet as a way to test if future could be changed.

Your confusing ds9 with tng.

No, she said that about the church she saved from Earth.

Finally someone gets it right.

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Oh really, somehow "Saru" evaded my reading.
It's time to stop posting, I guess.

You're dismissed.

>Suit is tied to DNA
>DNA scanners can't tell the difference between Michael and her mom

Confirmed that the suit will be repaired and Michael will use it to save the entire galaxy at the end of the season, becoming the greatest and most important character in Star Trek history.

Sarcy
Blunt
Lazy
gg

Yeah, God forbid a black female lead should be a positive role model

They did regrow Nog's leg. There was an entire episode about it.

There's a difference between a positive role model and Space Jesus

Exactly. Glad you agree

No there wasn't. There was an episode about how he hated the prothestic he got stuck with.

I can respect anybody whose favorite trek is any of TOS TNG or DS9.
If these arent your top 3 trek shows (any order) then you are a fuckin pleb.

>What's wrong?
>I'm mad about the leg I'm no longer missing.
Fucking crybaby. The only people that like this episode are enlisted cucks who want to use it to validate their "PTSD."

>and what exactly do you expect me to do with that, pinkskin?

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TNG=DS9>TOS>>>ENT>VOY=TAS>>AIDS>>>STD

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>send bobs and vagene

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My friend I’ve been through five tours. I’ve tagged and bagged friends and foes. I’ve seen things that no human being should ever see, done things no human should have to do, been through things no human should have to go through. I’ve been blown up, shot at, mortared, you name it and I’ve been through it. Do not underestimate the psychological toll living and normalizing that life has on a person when they come home and are told they need to resume a “normal” life. So please refrain from sitting behind your keyboard, organizing your magic card collection and trying to act like a tough guy because you don’t know the first thing about what it’s like to deal with those kinds of things.

Gene? I thought you were dead?

Surely no one else actually prefers the season 1's flawless automatons of the future rather than actual humans?

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Now do the Navy Seal one.

I bet Enterprise is what got Tarantino into trek.
The sheer amount of footfaggotry T'pol brings attracted him

Wouldn't it be funny if Archer and Trip had to decontaminate each other haha

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>Archer and Hoshi have the same underwear
>T'Pol doesn't because she's not from Starfleet
>mfw Starfleet employees have to wear regulation underwear

"I LIKE SCIENCE" - Spock

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Why isn't he wearing a uniform?

He is on leave still?

>Bieber hairput
>Uncharacteristic beard

They just enjoy getting everything wrong.

He just spent an indeterminate amount of time in a mental institution and then was on the lamb. Also 25% different

Five slips of latinum says that steals valor.

How can you steal something that doesn't exist?

>stealing valor
literally no one cares about this except for retards who did push-ups with their boyfriends for two years and now spend the rest of their lives larping as one of Leonidas' three hundred Spartans

I can agree to that.

That's correct except for the fact that STD is on the list.

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Don't forget about the two years they spend in Germany doing fuck all.

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You are a faggot.

>it's a Vic Fontaine episode

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I agree. TNG is for real men

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>manoftaste.jpg

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Please, this is no judgement of AOC, but do not bring politics here. The general is already shit enough without begging the /pol/.

Daily reminder that if you hate TAS you're just some retarded 12 year old that thinks if you pretend to hate family friendly things then your dick will stop being just an inch long

Speaking of which, I can guess your place on the political ideology scale by your favorite captain

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You're a shitty bitch.

You're assuming you have to share the ideology of your favorite captain. I'm a small government type with very cynical attitudes about the Federation and their nonsensical economy. As such I relate the most to Sisko but my favorite captain is Picard.

Picard is basically the perfect hero of the state. He's brave, intelligent, diplomatic and ultimately unflinchingly loyal to the principles of the state to the extent that he has no life beyond his stoic sense of duty to the state and he is fully prepared to sacrifice that life to protect the Federation. In many ways I view Picard as naive in his conformity to the state ideology but he is none the less a tragically just and uncompromising man and Patrick Stewart acts the living shit out of him.

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This is a good post!

Archer goes full Neocon by the end though

ew! don't do that!

she cute

no he goes alt right.

Do you ever see a character so lonely you want to give them a hug?

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Thanks.

I suppose I'm kind of unusual for a trek fan in that I don't view the Federation as a utopia. Its not a dystopia either but there are definite compromises to individual liberty that have been made to achieve the peace, order and security of the Federation.

Picard is in many ways a reflection of the Federation itself. Driven by duty and principle, steadfast and unchanging, despite his brilliance he never really questions the society he lives in. He'll question his superiors but only in that he doesn't think that they're living up to the ideology of the Federation. Questioning the ideology of the Federation itself is beyond him because it would undermine everything his life has ever stood for like a priest questioning his God.

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Gotta love Kira.

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Is that really the best you can do? Fuck man at least put some effort into a troll. I mean what's even the point of this?

I try to avoid thinking about Kira like that because she's presented as one of the series' beauty queens but sometimes at the right angle and lighting or when she gets super passionate it just devastates me and I get so overwhelmed
I want to be friends with Jadzia but I'm afraid of getting too close to Kira because I know I'd fall in love

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You'll take the insults you get, shitbird.

Seem salty for thinking it was so low quality

yeah I'm just gonna post a spock cuz I feel like it who else is vibing with his energy right now

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She's hot but she's no Quark.

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so much energy

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comparing beauty with beauty is such a hollow game. why not appreciate both in their own right and appreciate how they complement each other and add to the sum of all things beautiful?

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let us meditate as this thread approaches the end
"om mani star trek"

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trek subsistence economics denies what historicallt has been malthusian ways of lowering the population
nowayda s we hae fluoride, vaccines, and other ways. if we all had replicators the stupid people would never die

std? not for me.
go away and stay that way

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HAP is in STD? I actually might watch it now

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new here
go fun yeah

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talk shit get hit, nigga
we out here doing bad wish

Which main crewman gets the least amount of attention in all of trek.

Hint: its Hoshi

That is the ugliest night gown/lingerie I have ever seen. It doesn't even fit her.

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the script I write in my head during every Master of Orion 2 playthrough is better than anything Rodenberry got back after puking into a fountain pen and mailing it to the monkey house.