Eva Green

I can relate. She's more like a beautiful Renaissance art. You stare at her in awe, but you don't suddenly get a boner at Louvre.

It's because you're not attracted to intelligent women, it's very common

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I want to worship this woman like the pathetic cuck I am.

EEEEVA WOMAN

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and girls. Haven't you seen Cracks?

brehs...

do you think she gets off on being choked

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more?

Excellent point

Eva makes these threads about her

Well I’m attracted to intelligent women in a way that I get real romantic feeling but not sexual ones. Slags I hate and have zero respect for but I want to fuck.

She later molests and kisses the girl while she's sleeping. Eva also suggested to make the scene more explicit (it cuts away after this IIRC)

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And there's also a skinny dipping scene involving the entire swim team, some of whom are distinctly underaged

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if mommy dom eva wanted to finger fuck your asshole and in return she would give you a cuddle handjob would you?

just kidding, you cant say no to mommy

haha oh wow

Man that reminds me of how much I love skinny dipping, feels great.

I got painful hemorrhoids but as long as I get to rest on her bosom while she strokes me.

So what's the catch?

>come on sweetheart, let mommy make you feel good

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Anyone else find her hotter as she's getting older? Young Eva is no doubt beautiful but mature Eva is just something else

>Why are you meeting with that girl? Aren't I the woman in your life right now?

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would eat that ass like water

real life succubus

MOMMY!!!

Uh... I don't think you eat water, user

what does middle aged woman pussy taste like bros? I wanna put my tongue inside it

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>what is ice

STAY AWAY FROM MEEeeeeeEEE

Overrated

>tfw no jewish gf

>but you don't suddenly get a boner at Louvre.
I beg to differ

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Cold pennies and a string cheese.

>eating ice
isn't that hell on your teeth?

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Eva Green in the Dreamers is peak female, prove me wrong

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I somehow always forget she's French. Seems to explain a lot.

>She's French
imagine the smell

I'd get a boner at the Louvre if the women in the art had breasts as pendulous and areola as mouth watering as Eva's

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would love to see her with hairy pits, it was such a shame her 60s hippie character in the dreamers didnt have them

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stop being frenchphobic, that's very problematic

I didn't say it was a bad thing, Satan. Just unsurprising.

I'm glad I am not the only one. The kind of women I fap to and the kind of women I find beautiful and romantically interesting are totally different.

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This is a great thread. Are you mostly bongs?

i don't think even she remembers

Eva is sustained by cum tributes though

bong here with fetish for foreign women

kek no

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eva in space!

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I bet she likes being pee'd on.

You have absorbed the jewish brainwashing so you will end up having an ugly offspring, possibly racemixed mutts.

lel

imagine coming home to be greeted by this

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source?

Her new movie Proxima

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Ausfag here, I'm so glad my first post after the block is Eva Green

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I wish she was evil to my penis.

Thoughts?

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Where is this from?

Just realized she's almost 40

The Dreamers, son

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why do veganas look like there are spiders hiding in them?

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what are some good eva green kinos?

or centipedes

her sextape with harvey weinstein

don't even remember what this damn movie was about all I remember is how fucking hot she was in it

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>She will never be your mommy and you will never sneak into her bedroom at night where she sleeps naked and on top of the covers (ostensibly because it's hot inside of the house) and pet her pussy and play with her tits while she feigns sleep.

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Noice. I don't even like Eva Green but Id pound it out

>ywn be smothered by eva green's panties right before you are buries alive
JFEMLRNS

>no children
>38 years old
Into the trash she goes.

Does she show her tits in Dumbo?

She shows her tits TO Dumbo. She fucks an elephant!

how many sex partners has Eva green had ?

>That condescending disgust filled laugh
>mfw I want her to laugh like this when I decloth myself right before fucking and choking her.
She’s a gift, lads

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200+... but mostly women and trannies with cocks