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American """""comedy"""""
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Cooper Ramirez
>Late night anything that isn't Live PD
Cringe and bluepilled
Aaron James
Hmm, how come he forgot to write two scoops on the board?
Tyler Ramirez
Why are conservatives such fragile snowflakes?
Samuel Cruz
I don't understand how non-americans can unironically like Trump. He's the biggest populist reactionary retard around.
Let me guess, you probably unironically think eastern europe is a paradise and pinnacle of right-wing politics because they're a bunch of backwards inbred racist christdrones?
Noah Brown
Its amazing how so few of these are even a big deal. I gues evil drumpf wasn't so bad after all
Robert Clark
reading all of the reasons and they are all shit reasons, unsurprisingly.
Connor Turner
Elijah Bennett
> Bong 'comedy'
James Cruz
>Yea Forums """""comedy"""""
Chase Harris
If they stopped doing this stupid and tiresome shit, came down from their leftist ivory towers, and just tried connecting with the rest of the country they might figure out that they are part of the reason he got elected in the first place and start to be less condescending to half the country.
Parker Myers
>paid off porn star and playboy model
>refuses to get dog
>can’t close umbrella
>covefe
>totally dumb
>goes through chiefs of staff like Kleenex
>ruined Kanye
>spelled Melania wrong
>couldn’t remember words to “God Bless America”
>calls African nations “shithole countries”
None of these are legitimate political complaints
Logan Morgan
Me on the right.
Colton Cook
Comedy news is the the worst example of intellectual cowardice. It hangs onto the pretense of comedy in the event that it gets called out for falsehoods.
Lincoln Clark
Remember when his audience applauded Comey's firing and Colbert had to remind them that that was a bad thing?
Henry Garcia
that was legitimately funny though. can't say his show never made me laugh anymore.
Bentley Richardson
That was the edited version, this is real.
Isaac Kelly
Did he really put kids in cages?
Landon Reed
I hope so. Mexican brats are the worst.
Elijah Ward
it was basically "this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"
Isaiah Smith
>Skimmed through the list just to see if Colbert slipped up and accidentally cited Obama policies.
Look at all those double standards lol
How do you people still watch this utter smut?
Jack Thompson
Nah that was obama
Jeremiah Mitchell
>because they're a bunch of backwards inbred racist christdrones?
Sounds better than what you try to sell me.
Carson Mitchell
They legit took this and other photos of kids in these exact detention centers during Obama's administration and said Trump locked them in there.
Oliver King
because this is 1984 levels of brainwashing and its disturbing to say the least
Jacob Ward
James Hernandez
>calls African nations “shithole countries”
if anything, this is raining endorsement of his political acumen
Adrian Cook
Would you rather live in england?
Nathan Thomas
Didn't he call Haiti/south america a shithole
Wyatt Lee
>far-left idiot talks incessantly about Trump every night for two years
Why are liberals such obsessive crybabies?
Christopher Edwards
>i know you are but what am i
Easton Powell
Yep, they were trying to pin it on trump. But then it came out the picture was from 2014 and everyone went silent about it but still pretend like it was Trump.
Oliver White
Kek, look at this assblasted kamarad sperging out because eastern Europeans told him to fuck off with his meme jewish ideology of equality and social justice.
Dylan Howard
Can any Bongoloids explain to me what antisocial behavior means? Surely a bunch of guys eating sandwiches together is social, right? The real antisocial behavior is staying home shitposting on Yea Forums, I would think
Mason Jones
Enjoy this meme. It may be your last.
Noah Young
You do realize that 'Covfefe' is an actual legislation? You'd know that if you didn't just watch a bunch of Late night Clinton shills.
Zachary Fisher
They are all people shitposting too
Ryan Powell
>Giving that fucking sleazbag lawyer time in the spotlight
Fuck Colbert. If you still have a functioning brain, turn off the tv. It's nothing but propaganda (on both sides).
David Edwards
>colberts whole monologue is a rant about avenatti being a huge scumbag
>had avenatti on his show a 6 months ago
Gavin Perez
Remember when the entire left melted down when a kid smiled? Nothing will ever be more fragile than that.
Asher Sanchez
>puts kids in cages
WTF I LOVE DRUMPF NOW?!?!
William Moore
Gavin Campbell
>still hasn't been posted.
Adrian Phillips
its funny if you're on your tranny meds
Nicholas Miller
((((((((((((((COMEDY))))))))))))))))))
Dominic Lewis
>Attacks private citizens on twitter
Why is it always blown out of proportion? He's banted some people on twitter. Meanwhile we have literally every late night host bashing the president on a daily basis
Liam Martinez
>I don't understand how non-americans can unironically like Trump. He's the biggest populist reactionary retard around.
Sounds like you get your information from your State-Controlled Left-wing propaganda-outlet.
Camden Adams
>Its amazing how so few of these are even a big deal.
What's amazing is how so few of them are even remotely true.
Justin Adams
>long chu
Jonathan Rodriguez
>Refuses to get dog
Jesus christ, who fucking cares?
Jace Watson
This is frighteningly appropriate.
"Late Night Comedy" shows are literally just the Two Minutes Hate at this point, but disingenuously peppered with "jokes".
Brandon Smith
Non-Americans like trump because he explicitly puts his country first, and then they look at their own leaders who don't do that
Charles Thompson
Leftists have a very convenient form of Amnesia.
They seem to very quickly forget inconvenient truths or events or claims.
Elijah Richardson
>Non-Americans like trump
This isn't true. Australians hate him across the spectrum; young leftists for obvious reasons and boomer conservatives because he is the classic image of the loudmouth American retard.
Sebastian Robinson
Aussies are retards that willingly gave up their guns. They’re worse than Swedes.
Fuck Aussies and fuck Australia.
John Sanders
>The opinions of Australians
>Mattering
lol, no
You live on dystopian nightmare island run by insane leftists.
Honestly if anything your brainwashed population hating Trump is a sign he's a good leader, considering you faggots elect leaders that ban vidoegames and literally created a holiday called "Sorry Day".
Jordan Price
A country that backstabs their PM every 2 years has no authority on talking down other governments/heads of state.
Logan Long
shit like this is why I've given up on politics. if at least half the country can be this easily brainwashed what hope is there?
Daniel Collins
>le engelbert humperdink
fuck eddie izzard right in his retard faggot face
Isaac Long
I'm convinced Colbert's viewers are 90% conservatives, and the audience is just paid extras. They're the only ones who ever talk about him, which is constantly, and are the only ones dumb enough to still pay for cable en masse.
Nicholas Nelson
>Stephen Colbert is far left
Jesus Christ
Also note the replies on the op he clearly struck a nerve
Bentley Green
>and are the only ones dumb enough to still pay for cable en masse.
Colbert is on national television doofus
Grayson Hill
>They’re worse than Swedes
nah, at least Australia isnt run by muslims (yet)
Benjamin Sanchez
>"Sorry Day".
fake news
Cameron Anderson
He's like always "trending" on youtube for some reason, so you know someone liberal youtube at least watches him to keep putting him there
Tyler Nguyen
>reactionary
Why do you retards use your weird cult speak as if it means anything?
Daniel White
hes on CBS, thats not cable just basic network televison
Liam Anderson
Reminder that the author of 1984 was literally a hard core leftist socialist. You faggots need to find another book to parrot, this one is ours.
Logan King
It's not a holiday but it unfortunately happened
Samuel Gutierrez
Why did nobody freak out when Obama was deporting illegals
Levi Scott
he hated the ussr and thought catalonia wasn't real anarchism
Christian Collins
It's mostly sleepy boomers looking for something to doze off too, with some younger NPCs. The funniest thing is that leftist news media viewership is declining whereas late night leftist talk show viewership is growing. The left is basically transitions to getting all their news from comedy.
Robert Richardson
Leftists are literally, not even meming, becoming so schizophrenic and unhinged that it's actually starting to creep me out
Connor Gray
>YOU WANTED REASONS YOU KEPT ASKING FOR REASONS?! HERE ARE YOUR FUCKING REASONS, ASSHOLE! SCRRRLLLUUUMFFFT.
When will the presidential campaign finally end?
Nathaniel Clark
>he hated the ussr
And? USSR was terrible. He was still socialist
Nicholas Myers
Why the fuck did they ban body armor though
Adam Powell
>analysis of orwell this surface level
You're a dunce
Liam Morales
>writes multiple books about the structural failures of communism
>BUT HE WAS A COMMIE THO
jesus dont you have a trump rally to be at?
Hunter Cruz
You don't have to like the author or agree with their world views to appreciate their work. Same applies to music and musicians.
1984 and Brave New World are still important works of literature.
Angel Diaz
his audience are retarded faggots who say one thing and do another. I know a person who shall remain nameless, but this person is a boomer, was born in california, thinks trump supporters are nazis and openly condemn racism. HOWEVER, this same person has
-cheated on his wife
-slapped his wife
-frequently shouts racist comments while driving, specifically towards asians
-bitches about foreigners all the time
-thinks all women are whores (based honestly)
-is proud of the fact that president clinton also cheated on his wife in the oval office
the list goes on but you get the idea, these self proclaimed liberals are just so full of shit it hurts. NONE of them practice what they preach and ALL of them are pathological liars. Lying is second nature to them so they don't see it as a bad thing, and perhaps are not even aware of how often they do it.
Christian Allen
>National Sorry Day is an annual event that has been held in Australia on 26 May, since 1998, to remember and commemorate the mistreatment of the country's Aboriginal People.
en.wikipedia.org
You are factually incorrect.
Isaiah Martinez
So these threads are made by and populated by sleepy boomers? I would have guessed angsty nocturnal middle aged neets.
Charles Evans
>Yea Forumstard thinks leftists are schizophrenic
Wait til you get a load of literally pulling facts out of his ass, thinks banning video games is a sign of insane leftism when blaming video games has always been a right wing talking point
Joseph Perez
>lies and conspiracy theories
You have zero basis for claiming any of what you claimed.
Brandon Ramirez
It's just getting so tiring. Left with their shameless propaganda tv.
Alexander Scott
Youtube exists
Blake Howard
The so called "tolerant" left were even fantasizing about someone murdering the kid for smiling. They're insane sociopaths.
Cameron Walker
>has always been
Not for years
Why the fuck did this all flip
Noah Butler
>the mistreatment of the country's Aboriginal People
Was this before or after the Aboriginal People burned down half the flora on the continent?
Jason Scott
Why does this anger you exactly? Abbos are basically extinct at this point and it is kind of sad. The best the Aussie government can do is give them a day of respect.
I mean you seem like the type of person who’s above savagery. Savagery would be ignoring a dying group of people.
Jason Foster
top fucking kek i remember that. bunch of paid sheeps.
Jayden Clark
Not propaganda in the slightest. Sinclair however is pretty much right wing propaganda
Jayden Nelson
Ive always hated comedians who use topical political issues as a crutch for their "comedy". always hated jon stewart and this colbert faggot. without left wing people to pander to, look at their careers; just a bunch of failed tv shows and movie box office bombs
Jeremiah Turner
not a holiday
Thomas Reyes
It must hurt that Eastern Euros hate communism after experiencing it and they are living proof that your ideology is a massive failure.
Caleb Sullivan
>The President is a Russian spy!
>Open the borders!
>Abolish ICE!
>White male patriarchy is everywhere!
>Stop oppressing blacks! Acknowledge your white privilege!
>Stop oppressing female videogame makers!
>not far left
youtube.com
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Jackson Morgan
It’s been like this for a very long time ever since columbine. Trump literally blamed that parkland school shooting on video games and had a meeting with video game creators. How have you not heard of this?
Parker Lee
Not a holiday and nobody would even know the day apart from Aboriginals (and even then it's doubtful)
Cooper King
Once again these are not far left points. These are all mild neo liberal points. Imagine thinking a mass media corporation would be anyway affliated with tankies
Ryan Collins
Owen Gonzalez
>not muh communism
>"""true""" communism will work I swear
Cameron King
>plus sausage sizzle
Samuel Butler
>Why does this anger you exactly?
I don't know. Probably the fact that it exists solely to promote fucking guilt (but only for whites) and it involves fucking shameful public displays of whites cucking themselves like this shit.
But keep telling yourself "this is normal", cuck, while they literally put a fucking "I'm Sorry" shirt and yoke on you for a photo-op.
Sebastian Rivera
Because it's cucked, it's cucked, it's cucked! Showing any empathy is cucked.
Sebastian Taylor
How are any of those neo liberal points? Seem like radical leftists to me, and anyone who has a Facebook account
Jack Sanders
Because
Zachary Morales
>Why the fuck did this all flip
youtube.com
>leftist commentator says that nazi sympathisers are still protected by freedom of speech
>conservative basically says that freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences
sound familiar?
Dylan Murphy
Lol this. Late night comedy shows are a joke and should be considered CNN tier in terms of credibility.
Jonathan Long
>it's okay if white people eventually disappear
>but god forbid some of the lowest IQ "humans" who never achieved anything disappear
Leo Ward
>Can any Bongoloids explain to me what antisocial behavior means?
It's when you want to punish the goyim but they haven't done something significant enough that you can argue they actually did a crime.
Jaxon Thomas
Nineteen Eighty-Four is the biggest indictment of Communist moral bankruptcy ever written.
Also, are Leftists SURE they want to claim ownership of Orwell? He was also a seething racist. You've retroactively blacklisted people like H.P. Lovecraft and Laura Ingalls Wilder for far less.
Easton Hernandez
didn’t a right wing dude drive his car into a crowd and kill a fat chick? Didn’t a right wing self proclaimed “eco-fascist”? literally shoot up a mosque for no reason? Didn’t a Yea Forumstard literally choke his own wife and posted for everyone to see?
Sorry bros but people talking shit about a bunch of smug kids doesn’t count as them being sociopaths. It’s untasteful but everyone was led to believe they were slurring at the black veteran
Lincoln Gomez
there are no real "tankies", at least not in the modern western world. so yes, all of the typical liberal bullshit colbert talks about is or was considered to be far left by every definition, up until the past few years when the far left somehow went so mainstream. meanwhile things that were formally moderately conservative are now seen in most of the media as being equal to nazi germany
Cooper Gray
lol your picture isn't even from australia, cuck.
Michael Moore
Same reason they didn't care when he was expanding "America's illegal wars in the Middle-East".
Ryder Lopez
Here's the "muh white genocide" /pol/poster with a massive victim complex. Right on que. With no self awareness either.
Jordan Phillips
Juan Miller
According to the global terrorist registry, the majority of terrorist acts have been committed by the left since 2016.
Michael Turner
Pushing fake news and trying to ruin people's life over your made up bullshit is pretty fucking evil dude.
I know you want it to be a contest of who is less evil but you gotta admit what they did to that kid was fucked up.
Lincoln Garcia
>puts kids in cages
but the media ignored this when undercover journalists posted pictures of this back in 2015? i don't get it
Lucas Walker
Empathy is something humans naturally have. You guys shit on niggers for being savages but truth is you guys are being the exact same
List one thing you have contributed in this world without relying on your race
Luis Rivera
>literally pulling facts out of his ass
This shit is provable and well documented, cuck.
>thinks banning video games is a sign of insane leftism
It fucking is.
>blaming video games has always been a right wing talking point
When and where are right-wingers literally banning games? They aren't. But Germany and Australia are.
Ayden Evans
youre mum is a socialist, faggot
Cameron Bennett
It might be used to protect a convenience-store owner from the knife an African immigrant is thrusting into him.
That's racist.
Jose Butler
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH POOR OPPRESSED ABOS
>lol who cares if whites die out
>heh right-wingers have no self-awareness ya'll
Easton Evans
He was just STANDING and SMILING, you brainwashed faggot. Stop trying to justify Twitter's blue checkmarks and their witch hunts.
Jack Reed
youre pop is a libertarian, queer
Juan Hughes
Fake news. Post a source. 92% of domestic terrorism on US soil has been committed by right wing white males. I do in fact have a source to this
dailycaller.com
Levi Thomas
>Empathy is something humans naturally have.
Yeah bro, if your government isn't literally dedicating days to White Guilt you "don't have empathy".
Imagine being cucked THIS fucking hard. Welcome to Australia.
Kevin Wright
We're comparing 2 groups user. I'm but an individual.
Camden Davis
What? I was agreeing with you. A Sorry Day does not affect the Australian government whatsoever, it's like throwing someone a bone then some retard calling you a cuck for that lmao.
Owen Rivera
FUCK NIGGERS. FUCK THEM ALL
Jack Reyes
>but everyone was led to believe they were slurring at the black veteran
Are you admitting that the Leftist media is corrupt and lying or are you admitting that the Leftist audience is full of dumb, gullible retards?
Sebastian Flores
The British taking Australia was literally the best thing to happen to Aboriginals for tens of thousands of years.
Imagine, for instance, that China took Australia. What do you suppose would have happened then? Every last one of them would be dead from disease, from being shot for messing with livestock, they would have chopped off their dicks and made soup out of them!
The British were the people that "ended slavery." We were the best possible outcome for Aboriginals.
The idea that we should bow and scrape and apologize to Aboriginals is actually a detriment to Aboriginals.
For instance: how many Aboriginal kids are getting molested while authorities let it happen because they are scared to do anything because of
>muh stolen generation
All of this lefty nonsense just ensures a painful death for their whole race.
Jack Carter
I love how assblasted the muller report made all the faggots.
Liam Lee
Colbert literally stole his schtick from glenn beck. He is just a liberal glenn beck now.
Christopher Diaz
They don't like the truth. They also don't like knowing they're wrong and in the minority.
Jonathan Miller
>It’s untasteful but everyone was led to believe they were slurring at the black veteran
He was native american and that was never shown in the video. People also refused to believe the actual video for a while after it came out literally few hours after the incident.
Hunter King
nothing wrong with that desu
Luke Sanchez
Noah Jenkins
You need to calm down. Calling me faggot isn’t going to convince me of anything. Words on twitter don’t prove anything besides people on the internet are jackasses and always will be jackasses.
Yeah I do agree it is fucked up. Not every left leaning person contributed to the doxxing though, I’m always against doxxing unless the person is seriously fucked in the head.
I don’t know what you were attempting to get at in this post but you honestly sound like someone from reddit
Oliver Robinson
The shilling from obvious far-left faggots has increased recently i've noticed. Must be related to Mueller.
Cooper Collins
Well that was funny op. Colbert is expertly witty.
Xavier Stewart
I don't know about the rest of that stuff but his comments about Africa are pretty accurate.
Jordan Cox
It was fucking disturbing to see my own boomer ma refuse to be told what happened.
She will *literally* stick her fingers in her ears and go LALALALA if you try and point out that her facebook links lied to her.
Xavier Collins
You keep spouting cuck so I’m taking it’s you’re the same dude in the rest of thread. You honestly need to go back.
Trump straight up placed the blame of the parkland shooting on video games. This is a straight cold hard fact. Not democrats. Not leftists. Not Colbert. Trump, the republican president of the USA.
Owen Garcia
It's crazy, whenever you try to tell leftists to try to think rationally about things instead of exploding at the first report, they get furious.
Evan Gutierrez
You have no self-awareness because while you cry about muh white genocide, you then screech all abos should die. Literally no one has even brought that up.
Kevin Parker
lmao at media being “leftist”.
Corporate entities are centrist at best. Anyways I think you would have more of a bone to pick with with twitter rather than cnn, because woke twitter were the people mainly shitting on the kids
Hunter Torres
K. Talk about thinking rationally. Remember when conservatives starting burning Nike shoes and throwing away coffee mixers cuz the brands took a stance obviously meant for publicity. Lmao
Colton Murphy
>AT LEAST THEY ARE NOT WILLINGLY A COMMUNIST JEWISH COUNTRY GETTING ETHNICLY CLEANSED BY MUSLIMS
>EASTERN EUROPE EXPERIENCED COMMUNISM AND ARE NOW SAYING NO
based retards. Eastern Europe ranks lower than Australia, Sweden, Switzerland or any "communist liberal shithole" on the HDI or happiness-index. Show me one study that makes these block countries better in any objective way. Western liberal democracy and comnunism are also oxymorons. Or did people forget there was a cold war? Alt-right incels should travel and experience first hand instead of getting their info from breitbart.
Michael Brown
Lack of critical thinking is by design and in the corporate interests. It's fortunate for them the left is so willing to slurp up and react exactly the way they want people to.
Andrew Campbell
Careful, they might respond with you with cuck or an epic wojak reaction image, or better yet an unflattering image of a trolled libtard
Juan Sullivan
My ma doesn't even watch TV. She goes on Facebook and plays Farmville and at some point she must get these stories in her feed that completely indoctrinate her.
She does get furious. She says shit like I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!
But she did care to have her feels explosion about the lie she was told. She just refuses to let a simple, honest explanation of an event penetrate.
Jack Bennett
>Lack of critical thinking
see PISA scores. Secular countries (where the left is more prominent), have an higher average than traditional (reactionary culture) countries
Ian Cox
can someone post the two scoops video
I’ve never seen it unedited
And that video with the people defending their trash
Ian Lee
kikebert
Michael Johnson
Let's go through these reasons why Orange Man is bad.
>Puts kids in cages
That's how the system is run. People have been using that system long before Trump was put into office and it's dishonest to say that immigrant children just happened to be treated worse when Trump took office.
>Gave security clearance to son-in-law
Is his son-in-law a bad guy who is colluding with a foreign power? No? Well there you go.
>Repeatedly Humped Flag
Not a real argument.
>Called Nazi's "very fine people."
No he didn't. This quote is from the same press conference where this lie originated. “Excuse me, they didn’t put themselves down as neo-Nazis, and you had some very bad people in that group. But you also had people that were very fine people on both sides. You had people in that group – excuse me, excuse me, I saw the same pictures you did. You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down of, to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of a park from Robert E. Lee to another name.” Trump even said that the neo-nazi's should be condemned.
>Hasn't released tax returns yet
Why does that make him a bad president? That's a point you use when he's running for president.
>All that birther right stuff with Obama
At least half the country was asking for it. That was the right's Russia conspiracy theory. You should check to see if your president of all people has citizenship in your country.
>Thinks Frederick Douglass is alive.
Wrong. He said that he has done an amazing job. Misinterpreting that is on the people making those criticisms.
>Tried to ban Muslims.
An outright lie. It was a temporary ban of countries with confirmed radical Islamists.
>Gave a Speech About a Sex Boat to Boy Scouts.
A boat is still a boat. You can have stories about it besides one's that are sexual in nature. This point is also lacking in self-awareness as this is the group that allows children to strip-tease for men in dresses.
Cameron Garcia
Not releasing his tax returns is at least a little suspicious. What would the right say if it was Clinton?
Kevin Price
>Right on que.
>que
Que?
Justin Harris
>It was a temporary ban of countries with confirmed radical Islamists
definitely no radicals in greatest ally saudi arabia
Connor Brown
>unedited
here you go senpaichi . straight from the horse's mouth
youtube.com
Nathaniel James
We need an updated version.
That's years old
Jeremiah Gomez
>says others have no self-awareness
>blindly denies that whites are being replaced in their own countries by uncontrolled third world immigration, even when the media tells you that whites will be a minority by 2030
Jaxson Lewis
tfw idk if this is funny
Brody Russell
I don't even like trump, and I find this shit fucking stupid and lazy. Ok you don't like the president, big deal but why you have to make a show that's supposed to be about comedy and entertainment solely revolve about your disliking of a person, it just comes of as petty.
Jonathan Reed
3rd world monkey here we like him because he speaks his mind
Wyatt Richardson
last I checked they weren't the ones who needed safe spaces and censorship to things they didn't like
Gavin Morris
kek
James Baker
I lived in czech republic for 10years and France for twenty.
Yes central/east europe is literally heaven and comfy as fuck and I don't ever regret leaving that sinking boat that is west
Nathaniel Collins
only six more years of talking about trump
Sebastian Murphy
They're not paid to think for themselves or reach across the aisle. They're the "entertainment" wing of the military-industrial complex.
Isaiah Jones
Humping the flag is a real argument. He looked autistic doing it and it make us look retarded
William Cox
>Called Nazi's "very fine people."
>No he didn't
Joshua Ward
maybe bc he’s the president
Fake and gay
Idk id say Colbert has a point on most of his arguments
Juan Foster
>Trump's rally tonight
>Colbert's face when
TWO TERMS??!
Ian Nelson
He barely won the first time. Lost by 3 MILLION VOTES.
He's going to lose the popular vote again by millions, and Dems are not going to ignore the white rust belt this time.
Colton Rogers
Plenty of people outside (and inside) the country like Trump. Colbert is just an overreactionary sensationalist.
www-m.cnn.com
Brandon Moore
The Dems don't have a single candidate who could pose a threat. People leave the left and don't come back, the same cannot be said for the right.
Hunter Carter
>Fake and gay
na I'm a flip, it's the same reason we love duterte. the only way trump could improve if he starts killing off junkies
Eli Baker
>Once again these are not far left points. These are all mild neo liberal points.
How fucking far does your Overton Box have to be skewed to think this way?
Now you aren't "Far Left" unless you're shoveling Christians into gulags? No wonder you turds unironically think people are "Nazis" for voting Republican.
Isaac Perez
>there will never be more Harvey Birdman, SGCTC, or the brak show.
take me back bros.
Thomas Scott
>Right on que.
Leftcuck intelligence, everyone.
Ethan Taylor
>He barely won the first time. Lost by 3 MILLION VOTES.
Yes but the founding fathers in their genius realized that one day over-populated cites on the coast would be filled with niggers and spics so they made those states votes count less.
Connor Martin
I think it's safe to say that the vast majority of the globe, and the majority of the American voting public, think that Trump and his supporters are idiots and that everyone in our country should be embarrassed (most of us are).
Trump may have wealth but the total effect is essentially that we elected a hillbilly as President.
Hudson Cooper
>Ruined Kanye
Not really. I still enjoy his music.
>Colluded with Russia.
Proven to be untrue.
>Sides with dictators over U.S. Intelligence
He's trying to negotiate with them. You don't treat people who you are trying to make deals with as assholes to their faces.
>Spelled Melania's name wrong.
What a monster. He made a mistake in a tweet and had to delete it!
>Threatened to Jail political opponents.
Because they committed crimes. Isn't this the side that's literally saying to lock Trump up. Again, complete lack of self-awareness.
>Covfefe.
Another dumb tweet. Of course liberals focus on Twitter etiquette instead of policies. At least millennials for that matter.
>Beloved by white supremacists.
You can't control who you get support from. An Asian Democrat is currently getting support from "white supremacists."
>Surrounded by Convicted criminals.
They were not known as criminals when he hired them. They were seen as professional business moguls.
>19+ Sexual Assault Allegations
And none of them held up in court.
>Threw Paper Towels at Hurricane Victims
Pretty awkward. But that still doesn't make him a bad president.
>Paid off Porn Star
And she ended up paying him in court.
>Keeps insulting John McCain
He was an asshole. And these people kept doing that even when he played his "War Hero" card.
>Insults Allies
You mean responding to irrational criticisms?
>Attacks private citizens on Twitter
"Attacks." Truly Journalists are the most oppressed group.
>Insults Intelligence Community
Because they're not doing their job.
>Denigrates Gold Star Families
He criticized the Muslim father for not letting his wife speak. I guess mourning mothers can go fuck themselves.
>Gets in Twitter feud with SNL
What feud? He literally just called the show trash and said that he doesn't watch it.
>Violated campaign finance law
So did fucking Obama you two scoops motherfucker. It's not an impeachable offense.
Elijah Young
>lmao at media being “leftist”.
Fuck off with your No True Scottsman bullshit.
Cooper Bailey
The only point he gets are in the corners of his check on NBC.
The late show was losing viewers fast until Donald entered the race, from then on it became the hour of hate because it drew in viewers who missed the old Report. But instead of being an unhinged, high-status Conservative idiot, he's become an unhinged, high-status Liberal idiot. Only nobody seems to be in on the joke, including himself.
Ethan Brown
Yeah bro that's on par with mainstream calls for lynching human beings.
Sebastian Allen
Colbert's two minutes hate is double plus good
Charles Flores
Our last 4 presidents
Democrat
Republican (lost popular vote by 900,000)
Democrat
Republican (lost popular vote 3 million)
I dont see anyone leaving the Democratic party. Without the assistance of the electoral college Republicans would probably never win an election, so Republican support is not as strong as you think it is.
Ayden Lewis
because trump represents the worst of what humanity has to offer. he was born with the silverest of spoons in his mouth yet has convinced the uneducated and the racist that he earned his wealth through hard work and intelligence and managed to occupy the top office in the country despite have zero credentials. the only thing he cares about is money and his own ego and has continued to make a mockery out of a historically repectable position. trump is not a good businessman and is a much worse politician. what he is good at is building brands and his own personality. his greatest success is becoming a massive reality tv star which while an achievement in its own right, does not equate to being suitable for president.
Brandon Rodriguez
Fuck what the rest of the world thinks. We "elected" a yale alum pretending to be a yokel in 2000, started two wars, nobody challenged us. Where is all this hand-wringing coming from?
Colton Thomas
>This is a straight cold hard fact
One you refuse to prove.
Also, stop deflecting:
When and where are right-wingers literally banning games? They aren't. But Germany and Australia are.
Aaron Walker
fpbp
William Anderson
I used to watch Colbert nightly during the Bush years, but he morphed from a parody of Glen Beck to an actual liberal Glen Beck.
Matthew Hill
bush won the popular vote his second term
Camden Perez
>you then screech all abos should die
Why do you faggoty human turds have to make shit up.
Oh wait, because if you didn't you'd have no point.
Lose weight.
Aiden Clark
literally nothing bad that i see on that list... kids in cages !!! hahah that shits hilarious, best president ever!
Adrian Kelly
>over-populated cites on the coast would be filled with niggers and spics
Yeah that's what they were thinking...
Please get an education.
Brayden Wright
> has continued to make a mockery out of a historically repectable position.
The position held by slaveowners, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton?
Did you copy and paste this ignorant garbage from somewhere else?
Kayden Wilson
>Eastern Europe ranks lower than Australia, Sweden, Switzerland or any "communist liberal shithole" on the HDI or happiness-index.
Yeah, it's like decades of Communist Oppression have a lasting effect or something.
Levi Murphy
Wait isnt he trying to make me hate Trump? Then whys he listing all cool things on that list?? I dont get american comedy at all!
Sebastian Foster
>Alt-right incels
Jordan Jenkins
Actually for both of you, it was invented to directly elect the president. It wasn't connected to a state's popular vote until the mid-1800's.
Noah Hill
What are you implying?
Trump made an ad and put secret Nazis in it to signal the alt right?
What are you trying to say?
Sebastian Lopez
>Authentic Trump ad
But it isn't.
Get the fuck off of Facebook till you can differentiate fact from fiction.
Leo Bennett
They criticized him for it. But the main argument for the tax returns was for the Russian conspiracy theory that was proven to be false. Clinton isn't off the hook.
Tell that to Obama, he made the list. I'm not even saying that he was wrong for making that list by the way.
Not really. Make fun of him for it sure. But that's still a pretty childish argument to make if you're trying to be "serious."
Trump himself didn't make that image retard. It was made by some spergy intern.
Anthony Foster
He won by a fairly large margin electoral votes wise. Better than bush
Logan Cook
well no that was a joke what they were really thinking was that women and minorities and unlanded males shouldnt have the right to vote. they were kind of right to be honest. i dont know exactly who should have the right to vote. obviously military. i think others too though, actually just giving everyone the right to vote is insanity though, I know that. you do nothing, and you get to vote? for no other reason than you exist? thats not right, and bragging about winning popular votes is the equivalent of proudly exclaiming 'we are fucking stupid'
Brandon Evans
Ethan Young
>guys my Leftist Echo Chamber's opinions about the world are 100% correct
Holy fuck. No wonder you're posting sub-intelligent Leftist memes from Reddit.
Nolan Gray
Your post shows off your low IQ very well my friend.
Bentley Flores
>I think it's safe to say that the vast majority of the globe, and the majority of the American voting public, think that Trump and his supporters are idiots and that everyone in our country should be embarrassed (most of us are).
I think it's safe to say that you're a reactionary leftcuck that thinks the opinions of your Echo Chamber are the opinions of the world.
Jonathan Scott
>We "elected" a yale alum
Dubya got into Yale because of his family name and vecause his dad and grand-dad were Yale alum.
His Yale alum father was President of the United States for fuck's sake. His Yale alum grandfather was a wealthy banker and Senator.
If Dubya did not have that (and $$$$) going for him he would never have made it into Yale.
Trump's way through school was probably also purchased by his father.
Aaron Reyes
>MUH POPULAR VOTE
Meaningless in a country with 10 million illegals that doesn't require a basic Voter ID to vote.
John Allen
It’s only bad when Brampf does it
Nolan Turner
>slaveowners
at a time when it was socially acceptable in most of the country. while we shouldn't exuse their actions, it is pointless to apply modern standards of morality to the past
>nixon
he brought shame to the office and was quickly replaced. he shouldn't be excused but it was one scandal that was viewed with near universal reproach
>clinton
he lied about getting a hummer from an intern. it was a gross misuse of power and i think it is ridiculous that people still look at him fondly but compared to Donald "no i didn't use campaign money to pay off a pornstar who i cheated on my wife with" it isn't that bad. i see no difference between lying under oath and lying anywhere else. also none of his upporters see this as a bad thing because many of them literally believe that he was chosen by God and that his flaws will eventually be fixed because of his near divine status
>tfw i listen to too much christian talk radio when driving
Noah Ortiz
>because trump represents the worst of what humanity has to offer.
I'm really amazed that you faggots can spew Occupy Democrats-tier drivel like this and expect to be taken seriously.
Go fucking dilate in the corner or something.
Angel Gonzalez
You dont seem to realize that Hamilton and Washington were talking about the influence of other white people. In those quotes they're talking directly about the French and French infiltration of American politics, not unlike what Russia did in 2016.
Has absolutely nothing to do with people of color.
Brayden Ortiz
proof?
Noah Rogers
yeah, just imagine what they would have said about niggers and spics
Tyler Barnes
Yes, t. non-inbred slav
Christopher Turner
>HOW DID COLBERT NOT KNOW AVENATTI WOULD BE IMPLICATED IN CRIMES SIX MONTHS LATER IN A COMPLETELY UNRELATED MATTER FROM REPRESENTING STORMY DANIELS!!! HYPOCRITE!
Really? Are you this fucking dumb?
Jackson Phillips
Stop watching late night shows
Andrew Price
Didn't that pornstar end up paying him? And leftists always apply today's social constructs to the past, it's why they still hate whites. Why stop now?
Tyler King
This is true but I don't see how it relates to the larger point.
My point is there's no inherent dignity or shame in anything. People talk big but if you think this deceptive, warmongering government has any class you're living in a fantasy world. If you think Trump puts an ugly face on the nation I'm glad people are waking up. This is an ugly nation that needs some changes. Electing a game show president is a symptom of that. Too bad stooges like Colbert think all we have to do is impeach him and everything will be wonderful again.
William Gutierrez
Trump was whining for months that the election process was rigged against him by US government and if he lost it was proof the elites faked the results. That is completely different from Russian interference.
Josiah Cooper
gee if only russia gate didn't get 20 times more attention than any of these issues, gee if only we didn't collectively embarassed ourselves and became insane conspiracy theorists that lie to our audiences
Carter Morales
The winner of the popular vote is usually the winner of the election. Popular support has never been meaningless.
What Republican planners have done recently is to find a side/back door to the presidency knowing that they would lose the popular vote. This is why they focused on states that would carry them into the presidency via the electoral college despite losing the popular vote by 3 million.
Republicans dont actually care about those states or the people in them more than Democrats. They focused on them because that's the only way they could win. It's cold, but they focused on them solely because of electoral math.
Levi Bell
He said that as a precautionary measure to A) hopefully limit vote rigging which is totally possible with our voting machines and B) troll the other side if they try to use that line on him when he won. The other side didn't care about being seen as hypocrites because they got their media buddies to support their McCarthyist conspiracy theory.
Dominic Reyes
Winning the popular vote and losing the EC is like losing at chess but bragging about capturing the most pawns.
Eli Mitchell
>What Republican planners have done recently is to find a side/back door to the presidency knowing that they would lose the popular vote.
Yeah its called "actually going to Wisconsin". And to think a dem candidate might actually have to go there if they want to be president, total bummer, I know.
Juan Watson
That's swing state strategy. Everybody does it. There is a reason every time someone famous goes to Ohio the media starts humming. Are you even American?
Dylan Carter
everyone knew he was a scumbag but had him on because of the ratings
Isaac Long
Ohio is the worst place on the planet.
Colton Davis
It was written when leftism wanted the government to fuck off instead of censor and legislate everything. Read the book you fag.
James Lopez
Popular vote is real democracy, electoral college is literally people in power going "lol we don't fucking care what the people want"
Kevin Butler
>two scoops
Lucas Adams
and that attitude is why hilldawg lost the election
youtube.com
Josiah Powell
Cute girl on the left.
Sebastian Adams
>If you think Trump puts an ugly face on the nation I'm glad people are waking up. This is an ugly nation that needs some changes
fair enough. i have always viewed trump as partly a symptom of the democratic party abandoning people who don't live in urban areas. while i don't view democrats as perfect, i still see them as the more viable of our two parties for maintaining a functioning state. since obamas election republican politicians and media have focuesd way too much on demonizing the left instead of focusing on their own party issues which has led to the left retaliating by doing the same now that trump is president. i used to be a republican because i agreed with their positions on issues such as gun control, abortion, and government spending. my views on those issues haven't completely shifted but I still can't see myself voting for a party that seeks to only benefit the top .01% of the nation while basing most of their campaign tactics in attacks on left-wing politicians
Lincoln Reyes
you need to read the constitution, faggot.
Dominic Brown
Based retard
Henry Bennett
Last one.
>Claimed to be a very stable genius.
And why isn't he? He's a billionaire who is now the sitting president of the most successful country in the world.
>Calls African Nations Shithole Countries
He is correct. People offended would never move to those shithole countries.
>Buried Report on Climate Change
Because modern day academia is corrupt up the ass and a joke. Multiple renowned scientists have had their careers ruined for giving answers that hurt peoples feelings.
>Endorsed Roy Moore
Nobody knew who Roy Moore was. He just knew that having a Republican in office is way better than a Democrat.
>Can't close umbrella.
Sometimes umbrella's can't close properly two scoops man.
>Calls free press the "enemy of the people."
There is nothing "free" about them. They are working against the American people by reporting on conspiracy theories and petty bullshit. Remember back when they tried to get that former ISIS member back into the country despite her advocating for the deaths of numerous Americans on social media? These people would rather have a terrorist on their platform than a Republican. Let that sink in.
>Goes through Chiefs like Kleenex
Are you supposed to have a limited number of Chiefs? No? Then it doesn't matter.
>Claimed 5 million people voted illegally.
Voter fraud is both a real and legitimate threat to our country. Your party realizes that these people vote for them and have even tried to pass bills allowing illegal immigrants to vote.
>Totally Dumb.
By looking through all these "points" I think It's pretty clear who the dumb one is two scoops man.
Nicholas Nelson
Popular vote risks NPC mob rule. America is huge, and people in different states have different values/subculture. It's to protect those. I thank God we're a republic and not a democracy.
Ian Robinson
Imagine being this much of an SJW.
Dominic Turner
>This is true but I don't see how it relates to the larger point
Obama's parents were not wealthy or Harvard alum. Obama still had to be viewed by white people as highly intelligent, charismatic and ambitious in order to get into Harvard. He couldnt slack and slide in with millions like Dubya and Trump.
Clinton's father was a traveling salesman. He was able to afford to go to Georgetown through various scholarships. He singled himself out through his own force of will and ambition.
Obama and Clinton represent the experience of the majority of Americans while Dubya and Trump lived wealthy, privileged lives where success can simply be purchased for a price and effort is not required.
This difference is essentially why the modern Democratic party remains popular in the United States.
Benjamin Davis
>Popular vote risks NPC mob rule.
Then why do you use popular vote in every other voting except in the presidential election?
Nolan Sanders
>That is completely different from Russian interference.
Yeah, for one thing Hillary having friends in high positions that could rig the vote for her is actually true, while "Russian Interference" is a meme that is now fucking dead.
Leo Martinez
>People of sexuality
Dominic Hill
Nobody except delusional leftists like yourself believe that the media is centrist.
Kevin Phillips
Did you take any civics class? At all?
Did you read any of the federalist papers? Do you know why the founding fathers chose not to have a popular vote determine the president?
Aaron Martin
fuck that shit nigger
service guarantees citizenship. THATS real democracy
or did you want to go off to some god forsaken planet you never heard of and get blown to hell by the bug army and come back home only to have exactly the same rights as some purple haired non citizen who wouldn't lift a finger to defend buenos aires? is that you want mai.4cdn.org
Owen Powell
>Right on que
based gommie retard
Luke Wood
Nah. Pawns only represent 50% of the population on a chess board.
Michael Cooper
Your point is what? That Europe hasn't improved under Western liberalism, only declined?
Blake Wright
>What Republican planners have done recently is to find a side/back door to the presidency
That's literally the rules of the game
Zachary Scott
Not sure what scale you are talking about but it's too large maybe it should change.
Alexander Hughes
>Popular vote is real democracy
Popular vote is literally a contest of who can import the most worthless Third Worlders and say "Vote for me and I will give you gibs".
Jose Gonzalez
>while "Russian Interference" is a meme that is now fucking dead.
Except it's not. The Muller report confirms there was Russian interference. There apparently (because they haven't released the report to the public so it's just Barr's biased reading and summary of a summary of the report that we have to rely on) just wasn't any evidence to prove there was direct collusion with Russian government and the Trump campaign.
Caleb Gonzalez
This, you americans dont know how good you have it, our leaders hate us and want to destroy our people and culture.
All euro leaders are childless zogbots (seriously). Just the fact that Trump has a family is a big deal.
Jackson Wilson
Gotta tip the king no matter how you spin it.
Thomas Lee
What about foreign influence of Israel
Colton Jackson
Retard.
I've posted this in other threads to brainless mutts like yourself. But I'll do it again.
1: There are 3,141 counties in the United States. Trump won 3,084 of them. Clinton won 57.
2: There are 62 counties in New York State. Trump won 46 of them. Clinton won 16.
3: Clinton won the popular vote by approx. 1.5 million votes.
4: In the 5 counties that encompass NYC, (Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Richmond & Queens) Clinton received well over 2 million more votes than Trump. (Clinton only won 4 of these counties; Trump won Richmond) Therefore these 5 counties alone, more than accounted for Clinton winning the popular vote of the entire country.
5: These 5 counties comprise 319 square miles. The United States is comprised of 3,797,000 square miles.
6: When you have a country that encompasses almost 4 million square miles of territory, it would be ludicrous to even suggest that the vote of those who inhabit a mere 319 square miles should dictate the outcome of a national election.
Large, densely populated Democrat cities (NYC, Chicago, LA, etc) don’t and shouldn’t speak for the rest of the country.
Jonathan Watson
Oh please. The entire world fucking laughs at America again due to Trump being such an embarrassment. The only people who like him are the same type of authoritarian bootlickers you find in every country and dictators.
Matthew Perez
>OMG WE DESTROYED AND PRACTICALLY DEPOPULATED THESE REGIONS FOR 70 YEARS, WHY AREN'T THEY INSTANTLY BETTER AFTER TWO DEACADES????
What is YOUR point? That reality should be denied? That Communism dindu nuffin?
Owen Ross
>w-we still got him guys!
This will never get old.
William Peterson
If either of you have delusions about which is the "good" party, may I remind you that Obama bailed out the banks, and subsequently got half a million dollars for speaking to one of them after leaving office. There's been times when Dems controlled both houses and the presidency and yet none of their campaign promises were ever revisited. Why? They feed from the same trough as Republicans. Calling donors 40 hours a week begging for donations. They serve the one percent and give the rest of us lip service. It doesn't matter how humble their beginnings are. If you want the kind of cash to win the presidency, you either must be a billionaire or have to suck a lot of rich cocks.
Joshua Howard
>Places with most of the population shouldn't have a say in how the country is run, instead it should be the people living in bumfuck nowhere with population of fifteen and a cow.
Ian Nelson
>Except it's not. The Muller report confirms there was Russian interference.
Which means absolutely fucking nothing.
What exactly did Russia do? You cucks never specify this, because you know it will make you look like retards and faggots.
Posting memes on Facebook? Magically altering location-results in Pokemon GO? What is "Russian Interference" and why should anyone care?
Andrew Kelly
>ten (10) replies of "w-we're not the triggered ones!!"
Michael Diaz
>the entire fucking world
What's with liberals and sensationalism?
Ryder Baker
I don't get this meme. America can start illegal wars a hemisphere apart and won't even lose parking privileges at the U.N. Is this supposed to be a threat?
Joseph Reed
Holy shit this is sad. We've rendered you btfo by doing absolutely nothing.
Nathan Hill
I guess you protest the existence of the Senate, then.
Anthony Morales
Not usually. In fact, before 2016, if you won the popular vote by 3 million the presidency was absolutely guaranteed.
The largest gap before that was only 900,000 in 2000 which came down to interpreting hanging pieces of paper punchouts on ballots.
2016 was the most calculated effort by a party that knew they were never going to win the popular vote. So they're going to have to try to recreate the same lightening in a bottle on 2020 and I just think this time the hill will be too steep to climb.
Benjamin James
Thank you for this exhaustive rebuttal of what a bunch of dumb insulated writers think constitutes impeachable offenses.
Blake Brooks
What I don't get is that obviously late night comedians hate Trump so they rag on him about these trivial things on TV... but shouldn't Colbert at least remember why he hated Trump in the first place? Like, the stuff that you make fun of him for on your show is obviously not what makes him a bad president, so when you actually try to come up with a list of what he's done wrong, shouldn't you come up with some substance? It's hard to believe Colbert is actually retarded enough to think tweets and gaffes are what make a president bad.
Luis Nelson
Specifically targeting people by spreading misinformation and division, with a goal of affecting on their voting. It's up to debate just how much it truly had impact on the voting results itself, but you can't deny there weren't concrete efforts made by Russia. Even Trump's handpicked intelligence people still say they did it. You're living in your own alternative reality bubble if you deny it.
Also, if you want to say Trump was exonerated for collusion by the Mueller report, you can't then immediately jump to claim everything else in Mueller's investigation is untrue, like the confirmation that the Russian interference happened and was facilitated by places like the Russian troll factory.
Leo Edwards
i never said i thought the democratic party was good, i just think they are better suited to not plunge the country into chaos
Brandon Edwards
Trump said he would make the world stop laughing at America. Instead the opposite happened. Anybody unironically voting for a reality TV stat should have seen that coming.
Xavier Baker
Yes it will be quite a spectacle to see a campaign win an election by the means which it was always won for hundreds of years.
Dominic Cox
God you're stupid. The Electoral College is a safety net that ensures that everyone's vote matters you fucking basement dweller.
Oh what's that? The popular vote is the onyl thing that matters? Well guess what retard? Trump won that too. The Judicial Watch sued Los Angeles and won, forcing them to purge about many invalid registrations from the voter rolls since they had 112% turn out in 2016. Trump won the popular vote. And keep in mind that's JUST LOS ANGELES. When you consider all the coincidentally blue vote-by-mail states the picture becomes even more clear.
Leo Perez
It it ridiculous system. But I'll grant that it's more democratic than the old system where you didn't even get to vote and the seats were basically sold to the highest bidder.
Dylan Reed
>Specifically targeting people by spreading misinformation and division, with a goal of affecting on their voting
long-winded way of saying 'they posted facebook memes'
Nathaniel Anderson
Not today's democrats
Samuel Nelson
>19+ sexual assault allegations
>allegations
I hereby allege that Stephen Colbert sexually assaulted me and 20 other people last year. There now he is worse then Trump.
Gavin Martin
No. That's not true. That's never been true.
If you look at voter turnout numbers in New York and California you could have had 6, 7, 10 million more votes and not effect the outcomes of previous elections.
The popular vote is never what politicians competed on. You can see this by the rules of the game, and how little time they spent in solid strongholds except for fund raising, and how much they spent in Ohio.
Wyatt Cox
If he listed real egregious shit like continuing Obama's wars he might remember the Democrats going along with it cheerfully.
Nathan Ross
basically if the electoral college didn't exist a lot of the interior of the country would secede instantly. and to be honest maybe its high time that happened anyway. i really cant stand being attached to california, and having to care what adam schiff thinks about anything. i just want to detach from it and let it fall to its ruin before it drags everyone else down with it
Kayden Reyes
The only people who think that are libs so who cares
Parker Williams
Bullshit. More like,
>leftist commentators say "hate speech is not free speech".
Joseph Lewis
Who specifically is laughing at us little guy? Despite our problems America is still the closest thing to a fucking paradise when it comes to living standards.
Angel Price
Does this include political riots? I would consider them terrorism.
Blake Edwards
I don't care what his campaign promises were and I care even less about a hypothetical foreigner in hysterics over the United States. I didn't vote for him you concern-trolling dimwit.
Alexander Gutierrez
i wish that russia would post facebook memes making people have a negative opinion of gays, and then that way we could outlaw homos like they do over there, and then we wouldn't have to sitting here in the thread arguing with discord trannies unless i dont know, they have internet in prison
Dominic Martin
Watch he's gonna bring up Scandinavian countries next
Grayson Russell
Except when it comes to things like high rate of infant mortality rates, education, healthcare, happiness, mass incarceration...
Thomas Hughes
Leftist socialist ANARCHIST. Do you think Orwell would have loved to live in an authoritarian dictatorship so long as it leaned left?
Dylan Torres
That's lazy revisionist history. The popular vote is always coveted. No politician wants to lose the popular vote. The ideal scenario that every presidential hopeful dreams of is like the experience of George Washinton, Ronald Reagan or Barack Obama i.e. overwhelming popular support that renders the electoral college irrelevant.
Indeed, Trump is so butthurt about losing the popular vote that he disseminates wild conspiracy theories about why it happened (cheating) - not self aware at all - he doesnt see how anyone could dislike him or his personality.
Jeremiah Walker
Agreed, we would be much better off as a more homogenously white society.
Noah Kelly
Those are problems but we shouldn't address them because some seething foreigner is laughing at the nation which is a weird fucking concept if you think about it.
Ian Ward
>As long as it confirms my view of reality it's not propogada :^)
Tyler Bennett
>Muh white ethnostate
Well that didn't take long.
Elijah Gray
Leo Baker
>daily caller
Fuck outta here
Nicholas Hughes
The same Scandinavian countries that have people who earn £32,000 or above pay between 49 and 60 per cent through a combination of local government and state income tax? Oh boy I can't wait.
Samuel Green
But it's the president who seems to think it's important because he keeps bringing it up and then lies about how he stopped people from laughing, despite he himself getting laughed at in front of the entire UN.
Isaac Walker
It's true tho. The countries you defined are mostly Scandinavian.
Jaxson Gomez
>The ideal scenario
Elections aren't playing horseshoes. Trump's pleasure or frustration is hypothetical and you aren't a mind reader. Just stop.
Camden King
I'm with ya bud. I'll take my liberty instead.
Landon Thomas
Jose Howard
He's a natural comedian. Part of his charm. Sorry you think it's weakness.
Ryder Rodriguez
What? Abbo numbers went up by like 15% last census.
Henry Campbell
There's a fundamental difference between laughing at jokes and someone being a joke.
Carter Collins
This picture tells so much.
Their lack of self-reflection is so baffeling.
If your "comedy" show features a man in front of a board listing down political talking points then you have completely lost it.
John Phillips
Can you name any successful black ethnostate?
Alexander Ward
>But it isn't.
The Trump campaign acknowledged that it was a real Trump ad. It popped up first on Trump's official account before being taken down, after all.
The Trump campaign offered the excuse that a lackey ad creator couldn't tell the difference between those soldiers and American ww2 soldiers, and so made a mistake.
If you buy that I have some property in Antarctica to sell you.
Parker Davis
cope.
Elijah Watson
>When and where are right-wingers literally banning games? They aren't. But Germany and Australia are.
Last one was ages ago. It had to do with studies proving that vidya is making you lazy, stupid and fat. And of course, ego-shooters increasing your aggression (or something like that).
Both is, of course, completely true. Which made right-wingers act. They act on facts and science, lefties act on feelings.
Colton Taylor
This dudes gonna get like no votes
Logan Jenkins
>right-wingers act. They act on facts and science
Try making a flat earth thread on /pol/ and say that to me again with a straight face
John Evans
Jordan Miller
>democracy
>good
Juan Gray
You're right, after four years people are fed up with (((Trump))) and want some actual change
Camden Perry
If you look at OPs pic and dont think thats propaganda then you are retarded buddy.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Never once, in any Presidential election, has winning the popular vote mattered. We are a REPRESENTATIVE democracy, not a direct democracy. We are a union of sovereign states, not a big mass of people.
Grayson Hughes
>sovereign states
wew lad, try seceding from that union and tell me how sovereign you actually are
Leo Hernandez
oh jesus christ we're attacking flat earth now? tell me, what other thinks am I not allowed to think?
Robert Richardson
>An idiot intern makes a mistake.
Why wouldn't anyone believe that? Especially when Trump's primary support back then were shitposters?
David Price
You forgot to actually reply to someone, but my original intention is to show that /pol/ can be just as retarded as the leftists they deride given how many of them vehemently believe in FE
Connor Anderson
dont tempt me. do you think that the average man, even in your liberal hellhole fortresses, would fight for the democrat side? have you seen what an electoral map would look like if only men voted?
Jeremiah Powell
>he thinks I forgot to (You) him
if you want a (You) you're going to have to try harder than that
Nicholas Gomez
Okay.
Christian Stewart
Antisocial behaviour is when you socialise in ways the government does not approve of.
Jason Howard
The similarities are still there. People don't watch this to be entertained anymore, as a matter of fact the blunt insults the hosts sometimes throw out get a better reaction from the audience than any jokes they tell. They go fucking wild
Zachary Kelly
>the media criticising the government is 1984
DOUBLE THINK
Lucas Peterson
The states are sovereign in everything not left to the federal government, so long as they guarantee their citizens a republican form of government. The United STATES are just that, and that's why we don't have a popular vote. Letting two states decide elections for the entire country would trample on the rest, causing upset and division, and ultimately lead to war. Thankfully, our Founders weren't retarded like you.
Nathan Walker
Weird, they didn't seem so keen on it 4 years ago.
Tyler Diaz
I'm checking the replies and so far everyone is making fun of it and calling it a Jewish psyop. Look's like you lose.
Aiden Foster
I don't care.
Wyatt Garcia
Why the fuck are you here then?
Robert Carter
Nope, already we've got a live one dumping his FE thread. Half the people posting in the thread are people from this thread anyway
Nolan Rogers
>I don't care.
Landon Johnson
Aiden Gray
Look at any FE thread in the archives and you'll see what I mean. Here's one from a few days ago.
archive.4plebs.org
Evan Moore
Actually a few hours ago. They seem to get the most retarded replies when the Americans are awake
Luke Ross
Yeah, now where's the Colbert routine where he implies Obama is a Muslim double agent sent to destroy our country at the behest of a foreign power?
Thomas Torres
>under leftwing authoritarian rule, we won't be allowed the simple pleasure of having a few keks at the expense of the flat earthers.
this is why no one likes you and you're going to lose
Nathaniel Sullivan
Can you prove that they are being serious?
Sebastian Martinez
No one is saying that retard. I'm just showing you how you can't claim that right wingers use "facts and logic" in such a broad statement when FE threads on /pol/ get hundreds of genuine replies from right-wing Americans.
Search some of the images they use in the /pol/ archive and see for yourself how often and dogmatically they defend their retarded beliefs. These people have gone beyond simple "flat earth is real lol" trolling
Robert Young
For state and local elections.
Ethan Campbell
Oh I get it. Everyone has to hate everyone or else they're deep state spies working for the police state.
Jaxon Phillips
>imagine being this disingenuous
The government establishment owns the media and publicizes itself to the population as if it was independent media; yeah, that's 1984.
In Brazil there's no such thing as political media to the same extent as the US. There's no such thing as shows that are out there exclusively to teach you about what's the politician you shouldn't vote for. A show like that would get a billion defamation lawsuits and be shut down instantly. It's really bizarre being born outside of the US and see these types of brainwashing shows filled with misinformation and hysteria being so popular.
John Harris
Literally because you're a citizen of your state before you're a citizen of the United States. The state has to decide how it will vote to elect the person that will have executive power over it, and then when a state reaches a majority, it's electoral votes get added to the presidential tally.
Jordan Parker
Lefties think every thread on /pol/ is a serious one, because they have no sense of humor other than the 50 orange man bad shows they eat up.
Luke Nelson
next you're going to tell me that the bogdanoff twins arent really the smartest/richest people on the planet in control of like half the world's government and in communication with aliens and able to travel through time. i mean ,you're just being silly
Gabriel Lewis
When comedy shows are only allowed to make fun of one side, it really makes people on that side go, "Hmmmm."
Isaac Sanders
Firstly, there's nothing absurd about this. "Ties" means it's a vague connection, and it's not even entirely wrong.
Secondly, this is yet another example of 1984 control of the media. Zionists don't want a pro-muslim president running their muscles, aka, the American army. This is a zionist concern being forced down the population through the media. As if people in america should even give a fuck about the middle east or Israel.
Eli Diaz
Don't they ever get tired of the same jokes every night? Why aren't late night talk shows just fucking ended already?
Angel Walker
its the opposite. they would actually stop watching if colbert wasnt constantly reaffirming their world view
Eli Torres
See
Also I'm not a leftie, certainly not by mutt standards
Hunter Campbell
It's pretty pathetic how all Yangfag memes are just recycled Trump memes. Such an organic movement lol.