I'll start:
>'The Hee Hee Man'
>ghost demon The Hee Hee Man terrorizes the Shamone family, who live in a fictional Wyoming suburban area
>kids are tortured with night terrors for seven days, are then found dead holding their buttcheeks open with a silent scream of terror frozen on their faces
>the last thing they hear/the only thing that signals that the Hee Hee man has taken another victim, is a loud "HEE HEE!" that echoes through the house
You're not going to make that catch on, Pablo.
What a funny guy!
SHAMONE
>defending child rapists
that'a big OOF from me ,laddie
will it be a musical?
*hee hees towards OP's house*
prepare ur anus xD
>moonwalks behind you spreads your anus
Nothing personnel sneed
>HEE HEE
>hee hee man
>not ayuwoki
Nigga, you cray
ultra based post A24 make this happen
Yeah title needs to be ayuwoki
ENI
AYUWOKI
can shamone defeat el hee hee?
HEE HEE
>a documentary made by jews is what informs me
based retard
user are you okay
Are you okay user
t. Pedo
Would unironically watch
una creatura de horror ............el ayuwoki.............
kek
el mayate enblanquecido
Hee Hee SHAMONE
>holds your son's hand and sleeps with him
>pays your family off to stay quiet
Dios mio, el ayuwoki terrible...
i'm going to save you guys, so you can go sleep
EEEEEEEEEEOO
Will a jewish lawyer beat him?
he will sue him, jew him, kick him and kike him
He's called the Ayuwoki because Ayuwoki annie! And the other variant is the Bilijin.
Okay, here's an idea:
Something that isn't pretentious, and actually good.