Why do we get literally ZERO movies about Greek and Med history?

she is a 9/10 for me

based. another pretend on topic thread

alexander is one of the most overrated people in all of history when you think about it.

but thats false

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same energy

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That's a Jew. Notice the distinct curve

>ITT: butthurt germanii and niggers
stay mad

>probably could have been twice as long.

it should be a rule that any /his/ kino should be as long as directors cut of lawrence of Arabia

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I think he's rightly rated for his leadership, having the right commanders, and outrageous luck combined with skill, but imagine what would have happened did he not die.

Because Greek and Roman history has been highly fabricated, look up Tartaria and the Mud Flood theory

t. 56% mutt

shut the fuck up

At abre minimum a historical movie should be 3 hours with 5.5-6 hours the ideal length

talking about things that could be on Yea Forums or should be, is still talking about Yea Forums

No I don’t notice it because it’s not there
Not a jew

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Godard already did the best one 50+ years ago

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Alexander has a few different cuts. I forget which Netflix had up, I think it's the Final Cut?

I believe you mean Fellini.

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It's because Italians are very genetically close to Ashkenaz Jews.

>tfw no big nosed mediterranean girlfriend to verbally abuse me and force me to lick her feet

Its a fucking PNG

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>I think he's rightly rated for his leadership
the dude was facing full mutiny and was by all means assassinated by his generals who killed his heir.

The dude beat 1 shit persian king 3 times and took his empire. soon as he got to india he started getting btfo.

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that's an italian

>Mediterraneans look similar
Holy shit, stop the presses

>5.5-6 hours

you're alright

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Because Greek and Roman epics are hard to film. They cost money. There's a reason why The Fall of the Roman Empire was the last movie of its kind for a good

same, even though fair people with light eyes and hair are the objective most beaufitul

reminder that greeks are just turks now (and so are italians)

Damn I wish I was Italian.
>made the Roman empire; was colonizing a continent while the majority of Europeans were living in wood huts and chucking spears
>discovered America
>best artists, painters, sculptors, and composers alike
>amazing architecture
>amazing food

How can other countries even compete

I would rather get casino royalle cock and ball torture than be born as a mama-mia-pizzaria

Yeah, they would probably usually try to do the myths or epics, or historical adventure, any of which would be approached really cringeingly right now - see Alexander, Troy, 300, Gladiator...

A proper or more surreal attempt to depict ancient life and its cultures, of Rome or Greece, would be too Hollywood and normal and never dare to show just how strange and fucked it is by today's standards. See Fellini Satyricon or Medea for good attempts.

Muh ancesta :)

fucking smug cunt

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Gay

Kikes have already won if people that pretend to hate them believe these nonsense about the foundation of western civilization

roman empire was shit user

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