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Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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/alita/ general OOOHHH YEEAAA EDITION

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imagine if haha but think about it tho

WWE bro I'm still here and I'll make you something new soon.

Don't you fucking dare

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shes a big girl

it might be a bit lewd to think about but ha ha can you not in that situation

>someone bake

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people are underestimating the power of meme-magic. Its a done deal, the angels have already sent the signal. Have some faith. 222

posting in fresh bread

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Jesus Christ OP. Wrestling and Alita isn't exactly my favorite crossover so far

DON'T MAKE THOSE META

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is this picture real? is rosa a stoner?

Reminder that Rosa is a goblina.
A cute golbina is still a goblina.
By extension Alita is also a goblina.

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We are already demons

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>Macho Man
>not Ultimate Warrior

Come on, user! Just put her head on UW's body, and change her under eyes streaks to pink.

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What does flipped mean here?
T. retart

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Thanks brother HH

>77


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Either that or its the best photoshop ever posted in an /Alita/ general.

what are you even saying right now

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Passport to Iron City tomorrow
Hopefully meeting the other anons

When the sequel gets confirmed, we better do a huge meet-up
Another comfy idea would be to gather and pitch in to “rent” a restaurant and have them play the movie like they would a big sporting event
Regardless, all these threads are comfy

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1.) opposite of flopped

2.) turned money around and making profit

I shall provide you a visual clue.

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I need to make more likes this. Anyone got any suggestions?

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She did some CollegeHumor videos and that one is called Stoner Countdown which I guess is a reference to a Beyonce song I haven't heard

How the fuck are you guys still maintaining a general, the movie was great and all but surerly discussion must have dried up by now.

Maybe shots of the stadium fans and Alita lifting a folding chair?

Confirmed, fucking confirmed

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May your dreams bring you peace in the darkness,
May you always rise over the rain.
May the light from above always lead you to love,
May you stay in the arms of the angels.

May you always be brave in the shadows
Till the sun shines upon you again.
Hear this prayer in my heart
And will ne'er be apart,
May you stay in the arms of the angels.

May you hear every song in the forest
And if ever you lose your own way;
Hear my voice like a breeze
Whisper soft through the trees.
May you stay in the arms of the angels

May you grow up to stand as a man, love
With the pride of your family and name.
When you lay down your head
For to rest in your bed,
May you stay in the arms of the angels

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Should be fun, user! I'm looking forward to it.


That is a fantastic idea that I fully support. We'd have to find the perfect resturaunt for it, though. Especially if writefag is flying in LIKE HE PROMISED. Any ideas?

maybe, but the OC factory is still pumping out new shit

she definitely looks like she smokes. people used to talk shit about her in alita threads but that's ignoring she very much is alita.

Why?? I don't get it. What's so good about this movie? Having seen it, there's just a couple cool action scenes but that's it. Can someone explain why it's so loved among this board? I didn't think it was any better than Captain Marvel or Aquaman.

I like how Jimbo started following all these other studios after the Disney acquisition
I like to believe he's looking around for a good deal for a sequel

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>hey user, why are you always so quiet?

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UHH WHAT’S HAPPENING FLOP-KUN?

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I’m not sure user, what’s the most based autism friendly restaurant with a comfy atmosphere?

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We've also had new shit to talk about in the movie, though I usually start the conversations. I keep noticing all the new details each time I go see it.

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No cute Alita gf to talk to.
Or kissu.

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Mentioning Captain Foot Fungus in this threat is a huge sin. Go wash your mouth with soap you stinking pleb.

>Me in the pink shirt

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Not sure, honestly. What kinda food?
chuck e cheese

Based as car crash user.

Because the Mouse is trying to drown the Angel.
The Battle is back ON.

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>implying disney wouldn't send the centurions to shut down our fun

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Blessed dubs

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What were your issues with it, friend?

Shit movie

trying to think of one but I do have a minor request if you have a minute. That really quick shot as Hugo takes her down to the pit crews. The way she holds up her pass and fidgets with her hands is extremely cute and I like watching it haha wow I can't believe I said that lol think about it tho ps thanks in advance xoxox

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All Latino are goblin.

Rosa is Latina
Therefore, Rosa is a goblina

Alita face is based on Rosa and make her look like a Latina.
Therefore, Alita is a goblina

Pic related.

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>Sony pictures
Oh god please no

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i'm not car crash user though

If we get a sequel I'm flying to LA to go watch the premiere with you guys I don't care what's happening in my life at the time.

I know because I'm car crash user.

The dialogue, romance, and acting (aside from Rosa and Christoph) was terrible. The boyfriend had the worst acting I've seen in years

Because we're banding together to defeat the Mouse even though they're protected by the system.

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>You don't have a winning attitude.
>That looks fatal.
>Zapan being an overall shitheel.

>not spot the fuck on

>Alita meet up
well I better start coming up with a good reason to be in LA to crash on my brother's couch since he knows I hate it there.

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Zapan is definitely a highlight

>Zapan watch the furniture
>Watches it up close with his face
Brilliant

I can't. Please elaborate

Time to go to sleepu frens, night night!

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I've already seen this copypasta Jerome

This. Details required for clarity.

wasn't this exact post made like last night? Congrats user you get a (you) but if you didn't like it whatever. We liked it because it hearkened back to an era we thought had completely left us. One of sincerity. No quips no meta-awareness of the medium. Unafraid of being a little cheesy at times because the passion was clearly there. Anyway I know you're not invested in this beyond trying to rile people up I just like venting about why this movie connected so much like no other has before.

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if that's how it is then I can't help you user

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Sleep well fren! Sweet dreams

> kissu

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sweet dreams of alita!

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You're seeing things user

oh fuck how did I not catch this

FUCK AND I'M GETTING TIRED AND I SEE THIS FUCKING PIC GODDAMN IT

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OH THE IRONING!!!

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night user sleep well

So are there still martians or urm on earth or mars, any more in the manga? Does alita ever go back to mars?

I'd like to smooch on her cute goblin face all day.

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It was one of the few ones I caught and laughed about on the first viewing

>Boop

Going to have to watch the sequel, user!
>change.org/p/robert-rodriguez-alita-battle-angel-part-2

look dude I know these petitions mean well but unfortunately it won't do shit. Keep seeing the movie, keep posting about it. Be vocal on twitter/instagram. That will have way more effect and exposure than some petition that's lumped in alongside ones with Shrek reboots.

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It's content to share, dude. It's basically free advertisement. Stop being scared of something that costs nothing and gets us heard.

>goblina
You keep saying that as if it means anything.
I just look at them both and feel devotion.

Take/edit action scenes and replace the audio with well timed dance music.. It ends up pretty entertaining.
Examples:
Peaches, you are one of the good ones.
Yea Forums needs sound webms, though.

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No, I'm not seeing things Jerome

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Theaters in my area aren't picking Alita back up, but the ones that still have it are increasing the number of showtimes, and even adding some 3D back. Not IMAX though.

Thanks Jerome

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I did, with your mom last night.

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I mean it's stupid but I just thought it'd be funny if she like ran her fingers through your hair before dozing off wouldn't that be funny haha

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Sup dad. Stop being a bum and get a job.

I've signed it already. I'm just saying be real and don't expect it to have this is huge effect. I'm not saying it doesn't have its place or that the intent isn't good. Maybe taking the output of support from that and even that silly imdb poll will be a morale boost for the fans/cast/crew? That's the only way I see it working.

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>VIOLATION

I know I'm posting a meme response but this instantly fucked me up. For real.

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good work cybersleuth, I'm glad we're not crazy. I distinctly remember
>it was any better than Captain Marvel or Aquaman.

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Okay? Great. Good point. You get a damn cookie. But if people keep sharing this petition they can follow up with, "Oh, right, did you vote on this, too?" Or whatever. It's basically a reminder.

It felt like a 90s blockbuster movie. There’s no irony or self-aware humor whatsoever. Also Alita is waifubait

I made me sad
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I still love you Alita.

Even if you don't love me.

>morale boost for the fans/cast/crew?
I am here, and i say fuck the haters.
We are making a sequel, and we are starting tomorrow.

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lol @ that thread talking about us right now

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Just got back from my theater's final showing (and my 7th). Just noticed that in the scene at the top of the church Hugo has a #55 shirt on for Kinuba who he ends up jacking later. This movie just keeps on giving

pls be real, Steel Jim

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How comfy are you today user?

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oh well you know

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99/10

You guys got the Alita N-word pass pic? I need it. Thanks.

how can I get involved?

>be a fan of a motorballer
>get paid to jack your own sports idol
>he winds up dead the next day too

You gotta be willing to do whatever it takes...whatever it takes.

doesn't he turn that shirt inside out after that?
pretty comfy

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I got 2nd at states...feel like shit
Pic related

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Based consecutive posters

I for one am planning on moving to Austin

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Better once I'm done with work but you guys are always good company.

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Incel alert

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Well, time to fall asleep to this movie again.
Night guys.

Thanks Jim

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well... they sure are mad

so comfy i am gonna fall asleep right now.
Good night.

Disgusting

night night user

>tfw tempted to go but intp/j

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buh bye

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>RENT
>FREE

do it! I'm, like, infp

Vocal minority

>reading the ido's journal book
>the cyborg who raided ido's laboratory and killed his daughter is a giant, like grewishka-sized
>after killing him ido finds a telepresence chip inside

This is a pretty significant detail to leave out in the movie, that Ido knows about the chip, even if he doesn't know it's linked to Nova

I'm glad that /tvpol/ realized that its life of hatred was destroying it and opened itself to this Marxist goblina

I'm still laughing but it's kinda pathetic how they've got a 200+ post thread going with no real direction other than:
>autism
>waifuism
>tourists

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Hell, it's only been boosted up because I and some other anons have shitposted in it. The other threads are so directionless in their discussion.

Does Alita take baths?

all you need is a drink and one sociable user to be the social grease to make things fun.

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Kind of an odd question, but I don't think she'd need to. She can obviously swim, but would she get overly dirty to the point of needed to wash up?

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It never ceases to amaze me how hard it is for some people to just ignore a thread that they know they're not gonna like.

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I would assume so

have you ever got your hair washed in one of those basins at a salon before the haircut? That's probably all she or any cyborg needs.

If anything, they should be thanking us for keeping it all in one thread, rather than spamming it.

I would probably be mad if they were spammed all over the catalog like a recent capeshit flick I will not name, but these are almost always contained in this general
what gives

Thaaaaank you.

Well it's not the weekend and I'm at work, so not very. Get back to me in 5 hours then we'll talk.

>ywn get a little more than buzzed with Rosa, making her laugh all night and have fun.
god damn it Rosa you're infecting my brain almost as much as Alita.

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And needed 8 whole hours for it, that´s 2 full Alita threads and the 3rd halfway done already.

They've given up on shitposting here and now turned to meta threads

YOU
JUST
I can't say it

Roberto chadriquez

they'll never own up to how well we self police. Keep threads contained, positive atmosphere, OC, namefagging is keep to a tasteful minimum. I really don't get their fucking problem. It must be hard being unhealed.

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She and people like her do the Marxist/Socialist thing ironically because it's for the Cool Kids. She's got to be aware she wouldn't have a career if not for capitalism.

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>8hrs
pathetic.
>112080897
whatever, I guess. Let them have their Alita-Hate Quarantine.
RR is giga-chad. He makes Zapan look soft. That huge jawline, those cheekbones are so prominent.

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>people like thing
>contrarian has to hate thing
It's a tale as old as time.

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woops

>ywn paint the dots

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That's the craziest part. There's only active /alita/ thread in the catalog at any given time, if anything it's the people who are mad who keep spamming the board. If they didn't they'd be able to just filter our thread, which is easy thanks to our consistent thread naming convention, and never even see it in the catalog. It's like they want to be constantly mad.

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Especially here where being contrarian is seen as being educated for some bizarre reason

I love how every other thread or so someone comes on saying they just watched it and they can't believe how good it was and they thought we were just insane

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gonna apply to be the 'dot man' for Fallen Angel wish me luck
>It's like they want to be constantly mad.
they'll say otherwise but it's the truth. They're all like the Exile in KOTORII. They feed and feed of others until the host is made hollow.

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Let me help you out there:

Scroll through this thread and you might find that 10% of the posts are discussion of the film. That’s being generous. It’s mostly going to be fawning over the motion actress or Alita herself while a bunch of neckbeards jerk themselves off to lewd images. Additionally, a boogeyman looms over these threads: Disney. Apparently because captain marvel came out near the same time as Alita there became a choice of which movie you may see. Pick one and only one. If you see Alita you are on the team and are required to see it multiple times in order to support the film. See captain marvel and you are sjw trash. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

we'll get a massive influx when the blurays drop/people stream it. I've mentioned it before but it will be a struggle not to be a smart ass when it happens.
>oh this movie was good
Yeah where were you when our girl needed you most?

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>Mr. user, why exactly should we hire you as the dot-man?

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Watched Alita in theaters for the first time and it was magical. Those 2 hours flew by. At first I wanted to protect Alita but then I wanted her to protect me. I don't know what made her so lovely/fragile yet so strong. She didn't feel like the typical "independent woman" type and I loved that. I really don't care what others say about the movie that is negative, it is just an enjoyable experience. I didn't expect to feel so much during the film but it made me reflect on my own life and provided much needed healing. She is now one of my favorite female protagonists ever and I am eagerly waiting for the sequel.

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Guys I think if I lived in that time I would accept Martians as the master race and be a Martian Supremacist. Anyone else with me?

I mean look at them, they are peak chad and stacy specimens.

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dang this guy has us figured out!

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Is the journal worth to buy? Or is shit like the novelization

imagine taking time out of your day to type this

I'm not gonna be subtle about it.
Welcome friend. Check out all the OC there is.

i want to massage her traps and delts, but not in a sexual way

haha imagine if Alita came on your face and smacked your ass after with her big gym hands

welcome user glad you liked it

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Maybe im talking too soon. Im watching Beach Bum right now and it's nowhere as entertaining or engaging as Alita

Mercury is where its at, fool.

we some kinda poetry squad?

what are you drawing those dots on with? Sharpie? I'm sorry, wait no, I'm NOT sorry because I'm going to be the best damn dot drawer you've ever seen. I'm NOT sorry about that. I use a brush. Yes, I'm old school. I don't deny it. I'm talking Egyptian. Kohl. I'm going to make Rosa damned Egyptian aristocracy. You'd be fools to let me get hired by somebody else. I'm invested in this. I am intense. I'm sorry for being too intense at my job. I am ready at all times. You ain't never seen dots like mine before.

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Imagine if she massaged your traps and delts

Would it even be survivable, or would she limit her strength to not hurt you?

Fuck I really want a strong Martian gf

>At first I wanted to protect Alita but then I wanted her to protect me.
this so goddamn much

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It mostly recycles stuff from the movie's script, because it's supposed to actually be his thoughts written down in his journal. The illustrations are mostly from the "Art of Alita: Battle Angel" book. There are still some neat unique things in it you might appreciate if you're really into the movie. You might even just like how it's presented.

it was Peaches making a comparison to Titanic and how RR kinda emulated that.

>Mercury
Sounds hot, and not in a good way.

>tfw you will never be able to do this

Alita PROTECC

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Voiceanon take a crack at it

Oh it's hot alright. Plasma ejaculations -hot.

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Welcome, friend

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>She didn't feel like the typical "independent woman" type and I loved that.
you cracked it user. She's strong, independent, able to overcome adversity, makes mistakes... you know, all the shit that is completely good in a character but isn't made to be some 'selling' point. It feels natural here. Anyways glad you enjoyed it user.

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/HEALED/ again!

Someone save this to the /healings/ folder.

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Except when she signed up to be a hunter warrior, her voice there was pulled straight out of the sassy black woman playbook

And I loved it.

You make a convincing argument, Mr. user.
Here's a Rosa, paint the dots.

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>not liking goblinas

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>Was literally just debating going to get stoned instead of tryna write a script
Hmmmm....
That's kind of a tricky idea to work with. It would definitely be fun to record, but very difficult to script. If someone can come up with a rough, rough draft of it, I'll edit it up and take a shot at it.

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yeah but guys imagine if Alita kissed you while you were holding her heart and you felt as it started beating faster
don't think about it tho

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>Fuck I really want a strong Martian gf
someday we will find them user

oh no
not again

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>/HEALED/
>/E
>/A
>/L
>/E
>/D

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her signing up to be a HW was 'independent' but ultimately worked against her in every way.
>gets into a bar fight and has nothing to gain
>nearly gets killed
I liked it all too but I really enjoy that nothing ever works out in her favor. The HW thing was one of those mistakes that a brash teen/20something would make because they're overconfident and it comes to bite her in the ass.

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That would be even more legit than the one time I felt a hottie actually cum on my dick.

Damn I miss those days.

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I SAID DON'T THINK ABOUT IT

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damb nice work user, I usually do the sweet 'think about it tho' posts and this even got me

CHAOSED

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definitely don't think about giving her heart a kiss no
writefag where you at

Motorball is kind of the same for her in the manga.
>become motorball player
>alienate Ido
>aim to take on the champ
>get BTFO
>quit

I CAN'T NOT THINK ABOUT IT, DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA HOW UNREASONABLE THAT IS????

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I remember this one and I hate you

>user, we'd love to consider you to join our organization, but before we continue, there's something I'd like to ask
>why is your resume just a picture of your face and "4 weeks experience shitposting about an android girl" scribbled in crayon?

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The work I'm looking to do is not a job, it's art. This resume is a portfolio.

Fuck you ok I'm doing it I hope you're happy.

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how'd I do? B)

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godspeed madlad

I think the nanomachines comprising her body can basically deal with dirt particles automatically, larger messes would take longer to absorb though

Sleepy time for me. Goodnight, friends! Dubs and I have my first Alitadream

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thanks, it popped into my head one night as I was drifting off to sleep. so of course I made sure to remember it so you could all feel with me

gonna call it a day
maybe I'll see you tomorrow

You did perfect

night user sweet dreams

Sleep well

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I'm just glad cute-thinkaboutittho-posting can grow.
l8r sk8r.
so do I got the job? Or do I got the job?

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What happened, why do mice have such a worsening of pain today?

>how to deal with sneedposters

night night user

Dumbo?

One of those days I guess

ah yai yai!
time for your fajita, josef!!

anything to fuck with Alita and sequels.

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I haven't got this far in the manga with, Figure 4?, I guess. But he always looked familiar to me in these threads for some reason.

I know the reason behind it now.
youtube.com/watch?v=fKjFmOh2UuQ
It's his fucking clone, what the fuck.

some execs must be so confused

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Explain.

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didn't it go back up over 400?

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FLOPPETY-FLOPPETY-FLOO
AIN'T GONNA BE NO ALITA TWO-OO-OO

I just grabbed this now

There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little flop post and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass so you just click post? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting negative things about a movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic flop fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “GENERAL FOR A FLOP. GENERAL FOR A FLOP”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.

YIKES
Baby, what's wrong with your box office?

the world is dead set against our girl even having a humble win. It's astounding how much keeps being pitted at her. But she can handle it. and she'll win.

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She has a strong heart

you tell em user

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we're on the right side of history. Alita will triumph.

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Sad incels. Imagine flopping for this shill.

OOooooh!

B U R N ! ! !

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getting sleepy anons I might go to bed
I don't want the thread to die though

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it won't. Night time is rest time.

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Alita has inspired me to take up 3-gun again, and I'm going to win!

****PIC*****

saved for my megafolderalita memes inc

Sleep well- there's enough of us here to keep the flame burning low for a bit

This shit never stops making laugh:
youtu.be/WMdg5tondHs

It definitely "makes me feel something" every time.

It'll be at least another four weeks before that happens.

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we're going for 999 you weakling.

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The OC spigot is still wide open, is how.

And this is just us biding our time till the bluray release.

>.gif
>except it to move
>it doesn't
DISAPPOINTED

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Now that's more like it.

that's part of the insane Alita appeal

Just got home from a long day at work. Is my LA Alita Experience crew ready for tomorrow?

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THAT WAS PRETTY INTENSE

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adorable

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S-SORRY, I-IDO

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I'll be there!

Just don't do it again.

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not for 9 months I wont

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VIOLATION

>”Thanks, Zapan”

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UWU

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Congratulations Alita! Who’s the father?

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Me! Me!Me!MEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMREMFQEGGW@W#@RG#WRTG#TW#ygw%%$HYW3254rhhywJNu5ujh3

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We all know who.

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goodnight anons. Stay comfy. I can't wait for friday comfyposting.

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Good night user. I wish I could be here more this weekend, but my big film shoot is this weekend. Will be mostly busy again. But after this weekend, I am back to having all the free time I want, so it's nonstop Alita OC and comfy then.

good night, fren

Their child would be the purest child in all of existence.

Where's the big milker r34 alita porn brehs?

Nice work, user!
So we now in 270th?

We should actually campaign for Gosling to be in the sequel.

>300 replies
>150 images
>Hitting both limits at exactly the same time

I have a new thread in the oven

nvm, I fucked it up. Someone else please make one.

perfect balance

it WILL do link it you coward

NEW THREAD