>Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes movies
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he's heard of Yea Forums
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sorry"
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologise"
>He says "Fuck off"
Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
Kayden Nelson
Brody Reed
:)
Henry Parker
Don’t know what’s worse the fact that a thread died for this or that you spent time writing up a fake story about a bathroom encounter to try to be funny for homosexual movie enthusiasts on a Mongolian imageboard
Jackson Phillips
you know you love it
Gabriel Young
Julian Howard
I'm gay btw, if that matters
Easton Wright
just so you know, it's not enough to say "mongolian imageboard". there is supposed to be another adjective in between the nationality and the website description. Like "Tibetan candle-making forum" or "Chinese cartoon board" etc... you got the meme wrong. better luck next time kid
Jack Brooks
You unironically may have autism
Connor Edwards
This is a good thread. Got a genuine big laugh out of me user. Good work.
Logan Rodriguez
want to be my boifriend?
Asher Cook
lol
Thomas Morales
That actually changes a lot, gay people usually sound gay so he probably thought you were hitting on him instead of trying to be his friend
Kevin Price
based retard
Matthew Long
got a good laugh out of me and the Apu was a great choice
Gavin Sanders
what are you, the fucking meme police? go suck a dick
Caleb Adams
Enjoy your stupid reddit karma when you repost this garbage
Easton Foster
>Don’t know what’s worse the fact that a thread died for this or that you spent time writing up a fake story about a bathroom encounter to try to be funny for homosexual movie enthusiasts on a Mongolian imageboard
What's really the worst is redditier newfriends that don't recognize pasta from the stone age.
Lucas Williams
Based Yea Forums copypasta thief.
Kayden Cook
>mfw this thread has got 3 times the replies mine did
Robert Walker
holy fuck get out of here
Landon Cooper
Well this thread is abysmal so take that as some consolation.
Owen Martinez
>anxiety so I hate shitting in public at work
>fuck I have to though
>wait til I think no one is in there
>sit down, hear someone enter and use the urinal
>fuck, I'll try to be quiet I guess
>LOUDEST MOST HORRIBLE FART escapes my ass with the first push, reverberating and echoing due to the acoustics of the toilet bowl
>guy at the urinal starts laughing so hard
>"YEAHHHH BUDDY"
>mumble an apology
>sit in stall for extra five minutes to clear the shame
>leave the washroom go back to desk
>boss asks me if I'm okay, says if I'm sick I should go home
Evan Brooks
>he doesn't sit on the toilet at work for extended lengths of time
Colton Thomas
>Go into the bathroom at work to piss
>Someone is sitting on the toilet when I enter
>Obviously trying not to make noise while I'm in there
>Let rip a huge fart while I'm pissing at the urinal next to it.
David Long
>walking around in public
>suddenly catch myself laughing by myself
>quickly stop and people are staring
>sitting on the bus or something
>suddenly say "sneed" out of nowhere, cant even control it
>help
Jayden Wood
>catch myself almost vocalizing "lol" when I find something funny
How did it come to this?
Benjamin Campbell
If a gay guy tried to talk to me in a public toilet, id ignore your faggot ass too.