Sometimes you wanna go

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where everybody is so lame

geez what happened to Norm?

diversity fags will eat this shit up with a cast like that. though in this day and age TWO ENTIRE WHITE GUYS???? *sound the problematic sirens*

arby's is disgusting

nerd, chinamanlady, fat carl winslow wannabe, old fag, old fat skank, ethnicaly questionable chick with annoyingly smug smirk. yeah i think ill pass on this one

holy fucking YIKES

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holy fuck someone give that giga nigga a salad

only 1 but they have like 3 jews

>"Set in San Diego, the series takes place in the backyard home of Abby, a bisexual Latina ex-Marine sergeant, who turned it into a unlicensed bar complete with her own set of rules, and the eclectic set of regulars who have to follow them."

holy FUCK HAHAHHA

wow she is BISEXUAL?!? and an EX-MARINE?!? AND LATINA?!?

you cant make this shit up. this forced diversity shit is reaching beyong parody levels around. soon we're gonna have a sitcom about a retarded person oh wait that exists too

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Wasn't there a sitcom about an autist where one of the episodes was about him sperging out because a girl ground her ass on his no-no zone?

I can just tell Abby's going to have some choice wisecracks about the patriarchy and all its trespasses

most autistic show on tv so assume it was probably this

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is that the "Hercules! Hercules!" kid from the Klumps all growned up??

I'm going to pitch a comedy show to NBC, called "Postive"

>"Jimmy Cum, a disabled trans Polynesian powerbottom is distraught when his Kenyan boyfriend M'Boko leaves him for a white Christian 17 year old girl, Millie. To get revenge, Jimmy enters a pact with Satan, trading his post-op "penis" for a 14 inch member, infected with super aids. Through some whacky hijinks and a whole lotta heart, Jimmy sets out to contaminate every forbidden fuck-hole of Seattle."

nah, it was some netflix show I think

>>ex-Marine
YOU DON'T STOP BEING A MARINE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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That's the black guy from reno 911

how do people even drink more than a few beers without pissing every 10 minutes

literally triggered

you have a weak bladder

how do I fix it

also I think it has more to do with my hypoglycemia

this
that is one of the least charismatic casts i've ever seen
is anyone supposed to give a shit about these people?

Just don't break the seal too early. You'll have 1 or 2 really long piss sessions instead of going every 20 minutes.

checked
>starring jimmy fallon

You could drink less water/liquids in general during the day, but that really puts a toll on the kidneys.

yeah I guess, if I plan on drinking that night. but on the other hand I know a lot of my general feelings of shit stem from dehydration so I try to chug water while I'm home.

How do all of these fucking shows even get produced?

My only experience with network sitcoms is when nfl commentators read ads about them after ad runs. They never seem to last more than a few years and the plots seem idiotic and trite

Where does this shit come from

>Where does this shit come from
money laundering schemes

>a bisexual Latina ex-Marine sergeant
lol

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>show ends because neighbor contacts HoA

The kid on the left got his dick picks leaked...small penis. poor kid

The neighbors are all alcoholics.

Imagine pitching this show to executives.

She was cute in Parks and Rec desu, I might watch it

There used to be this college bar in PA. Drinks were a penny until the first person went to the bathroom. Dudes would just whip there dicks out and piss at the bar...College was fun

That looks like the Burger King kids club

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3 jews. I'm even more sick of jews than niggers.

You couldn't pay me to hang out with that group of fucking weird looking retards.

damn that nigga from Scrubs got old as shit

Once a Marine, then... you always have the same legal rights and obligations that you did on active duty while in civilian life? Is that true? If not then the corps needs to stop sperging out about this terminology

Holding it in is how you hurt your kidneys and develop urinary incontinence. It's not a muscle, it's not something you train, holding it in is bad for you period.

Scrubs was from like 20 years ago

isn't that janitor?

So it's SJW version of Cheers?

he lost his job