Good news, Yea Forums! Ellen Page has chosen you as her agent and given you one year to get her career back on track...

Good news, Yea Forums! Ellen Page has chosen you as her agent and given you one year to get her career back on track. How do you do it?

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A face transplant

Light comedy similar to arrested development where she's the straight man and also breast implants that are not too big

before and after feminism

New Joker in the 3rd reboot of Suicide Squad.

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a scooby doo reboot she could be a good velma

Lesbian porn.

Tell her to her keep her bullshit activism to herself

2 oscar bait films as supporting role and a few less serious roles

>How do you do it?
psychiatrist

top kek

HRT

Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.

Use her forehead as a landing strip for small commercial flights.

star in next season of Trailer Park Boys by taking Jim Lahey's spot in the cast

she was cute as fuck, is this the power of veganism?

Its so sad to watch these cute women get old and hit the wall. I wish they could be beautiful forever

porn with men

live action Side Show Mel

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agree. I would have loved to watch lesbian porn with a young Ellen Page

Oh shit hahahahahahaha

Manyvids

id tell her to leak her own nudes but she probably has a disappointing body

just stick to the Last of Us porn

>make her start dating a dude and say she's really bisexual
>she is never to bring up her politics again
>give her a haircut with bangs to cover her enormous 5 head
>hire fulltime makeup artist to basically live near her front door so she never leaves without her shit skin covered and without wearing lipstick
>burn her entire wardrobe and she's never allowed to shop in the mens section again
>possible tit implants, this is an if after i see the results of the previous steps
Bam, she's able to get roles for another 4-5 years.
After that point there's no helping her though.