Good news, Yea Forums! Ellen Page has chosen you as her agent and given you one year to get her career back on track. How do you do it?
Good news, Yea Forums! Ellen Page has chosen you as her agent and given you one year to get her career back on track...
A face transplant
Light comedy similar to arrested development where she's the straight man and also breast implants that are not too big
before and after feminism
New Joker in the 3rd reboot of Suicide Squad.
a scooby doo reboot she could be a good velma
Lesbian porn.
Tell her to her keep her bullshit activism to herself
2 oscar bait films as supporting role and a few less serious roles
>How do you do it?
psychiatrist
top kek
HRT
Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.
Use her forehead as a landing strip for small commercial flights.
star in next season of Trailer Park Boys by taking Jim Lahey's spot in the cast
she was cute as fuck, is this the power of veganism?
Its so sad to watch these cute women get old and hit the wall. I wish they could be beautiful forever
porn with men
live action Side Show Mel
agree. I would have loved to watch lesbian porn with a young Ellen Page
Oh shit hahahahahahaha
Manyvids
id tell her to leak her own nudes but she probably has a disappointing body
just stick to the Last of Us porn
>make her start dating a dude and say she's really bisexual
>she is never to bring up her politics again
>give her a haircut with bangs to cover her enormous 5 head
>hire fulltime makeup artist to basically live near her front door so she never leaves without her shit skin covered and without wearing lipstick
>burn her entire wardrobe and she's never allowed to shop in the mens section again
>possible tit implants, this is an if after i see the results of the previous steps
Bam, she's able to get roles for another 4-5 years.
After that point there's no helping her though.