OH AAAAAAL PLEASE FUCK ME

shit show and fanbase tbqh

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literally the opposite of incel you retarded virgin

>be annoying whore
no
fuck you
al was stupid for marrying her but he was even stupider for staying with her

>tfw no Kelly gf

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you show me a hot woman and I'll show you a dude who's sick of pounding her
not something you incels would know but it's true

Too skinny, should be at least 100 pounds heavier, at least in the thighs with a little bit of pit hair.

>100 posts of "PEGGY HOT, WHY AL DOESNT DO SEX???"
>somebody comes in to say some iteration of "WHEN UR MARRIED SEX GETS BORING"
>100 more posts of "WOAH MAN, THIS GUY GETS IT, THIS MAN UNDERSTANDS AMIRITE BROTHERS?"
there, i saved you all the time of doing another one of these threads

case in point, this got posted while i was typing this

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Okay, now that that's over, let's talk Sneed.

If this show was on today. She would have got BLACKED

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Based. Favorite scene with Sneed and/or Chuck? I like the one where Sneed and friends forcibly take a city slicker behind the barn where they proceed to fuck and suck him

How did you find that picture of me?

ah, a fellow man of taste (formerly pleb)

I like the episode where Al goes to Sneed's Feed and Seed

why didn't peggy cheat on al?

Why didn't Peggy go to Sneed's Feed and Seed?

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post more hot peg and kelly pics

Didn't she peg him?

jesus christ

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I've heard from married guys that they only get blowjobs on their birthday or sometimes not at all

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But he never wanted to fuck her. An Alpha would have enough test to fuck at least once a day.

God I miss the 90s

Manlet Mako looking away.

I have WGN too

But Mike Adriano showed me that women love giving blowjobs and can even cum from it

hopefully they reboot it haha

Mike Adriano wastes food

>wastes

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Why do I feel the need to sit around with my hand down my pants?

>laughing at your daughter's bouncing tits

He's a good actor and knows Bud is not supposed to be attracted to Kelly.

does the girl eating it kinda gag? god I hope she kinds gags

Reminder that Christina Applegate's apples are no more

Chuck

No wat fag

Sad reminder, a reason to increase cancer researxh

Always thought she was hotter than the daughter.
Too bad that hair ain't real.

maybe he turned down his wife because he was already tapped out from his chronic masturbation habit

nah he was secretly attracted to fat women. all those mean jokes were a cover

big if true

You don't get it. An alpha doesn't get married and have kids. Leonardo DiCaprio is a great example. Fucks a new model every month and gets paid to do so. When he gets bored of said model he moves on to the next. He's free to do whatever he wants.

Al wouldn't fuck Peggy because she represented everything he hated. The lifelong commitment to her, having to work at a job he hated to support his stupid annoying kids, and having no freedom anymore.

Al tries to hide his boner with his hand lmao

>Fuck hordes of women and never have kids

That's not Alpha at all you fucking retard. Being a Alpha in nature, is all about spreading your seed and continuing your line.

>imagine not wanting to break your dick off in Peggy every night

Was Al gay?

Fuck. I'd bang her like a screen door in a wind storm.

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two different flavors of alpha imo

How many takes do you think were ruined by David Faustino staring at Christina's bouncy tits?

>A real alpha

You think he's related to Kangaskhan?

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It's not alpha (sexually) to stay with one women. Yeah it's about spreading your seed... but with an abundance of women. Alphas get pleasure out of conquest. A beta male gets pleasure with one women and care more about intamacy, connection, and a bond.

Now go cuddle with your fat fucking wife you dumb beta faggot.

>It's not alpha (sexually) to stay with one women
lmao, you can always tell when someone grew up with no father

Where did I say he should settle for one woman?

He has the resources to get hordes of them pregnant.

Keep projecting. You can always tell someone is a complete nozzle when they use lmao

Based AL. He knew her pussy was as loose as a wizards sleeve. After having two kids and a epidural episotomy failure it left pegs vagina horrifically disfigured and loose, not to mention the constant foul odor. Big floopy deflated droopy tits that hung down to her knees the second they plopped out of her bra. And the disgusting loose flabby skin and stretch marks, also blotchy discoloration from being a lifetime smoker (yes, girls, your skin in the light looks like a slice of spam splotchy white spots in inflamed oxygen starved flesh. Dont smoke or else never be seenin good lighting or daylight).
Based Al, he banged Marcie and Steve on the regular

Actual attractive women without inferiority complexes have enough self esteem to stay with a man who’s committed to her. Maybe a fraction of men can get away with fucking decent looking girls on the regular, but most of the time they aren’t hot and the actual 10/10’s A. have more personality than a tire iron and B. are in a committed relationship or looking for one.

>OH CHUUUUUCK PLEASE SUCK AND FUCK ME

post more webms

Came here to post based
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Leo isn't alpha, you mong. He's a broken man from all the times he got forced to do faggot shit when he was a kid.

>10/10 milf bod
serious how the fuck could he not want to peg peg!?

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both of these 'girls' are literally already hitting the wall.

DENTAL SNEED

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>shows virgins will never understand

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You and all why posted *based are a bunch of sick fucks.
He was fucking her when she was a kid that's why she turned dumb and a slut.

Never before I had such tendencies.

tfw no psycho dad

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Looks like Eric's sister from that 70s show

looks like Tessa Thompson dipped in bleach

it is

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That seems like a good line for a T shirt

rip

and now she's dead

Look at this genius

Talk about hitting the wall, am I right fellas?

>tfw no nudie bar to go to with the lads
>tfw no alpha af neet neighbour

fuck you pal

DUHHHHHHH NO PEG

Where do you live that there's no nudie bar?

man I could drink soup from her asshole

Based if true

JESUS CHRISTT:::::::::SSBGFSBNFGDAG
my pp is so fucking hard right now holy fuckkkk

>tfw no poofy-haired gf

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this
poofy hair is god teir

>Peg in a one piece
damn

>tfw the 80s rock skank look is no more

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Reminder. Kelly is now a Disney princess.
Fuck.

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What do you think of the Russian version?

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...

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hot

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I'm Russian, so I never really watched original version. But I've seen couple of episodes and they're pretty much the same.

In nature alpha means that you are the top dog, can secure a good female and then defend her, and that you are a leader of a pack, which in most cases will mainly consist of you, your mate and your kids.

Alpha = family man, not playboy. The playboy is the one in nature that hangs around the periphery of the alpha and tries to sneak in a quick fuck when he isn't looking, basically the omega.

End me.

I've never wanted to fuck a girl so bad.

Russians are among the most unfunny humorless cunts on the planet
Is it good?

you have to try this once. its comfortable positon and a hand warmer at the same time. believe me this shit is genius

Grow up, it's waaaaaay more Alpha to lock down a woman who adores you (you don't have to marry her) and will suck you off every night.
Most players get average sex from attractive women, getting god tier sex from women on tap is the real shit.

extremely redpilled post with extremely bluepilled and seething replies to it

>incel

If you retards are going to use this dumb word at least use it correctly. If Al is voluntarily not fucking his wife he's not an involuntary celibate.

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>Actual attractive women without inferiority complexes

So like two or three women out of billions?

Peg reminds me of someone.

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You fucking wat, Suka blyad', ya tvoyu mamku yebal, mraz'!

My buddy in Jr High was obsessed with CA. He had this poster on his bedroom wall. He wrote her a fan letter and she wrote him back. He said she was into Shakespeare.

You've never had a gf or a long-term relationship. You may have the hottest girl in the world and you'll get bored of her eventually. Al has been banging Peg for 20+ years. He's tired of her and I can relate completely. My gf is pretty hot being a gym thot and all but I'm tired of her. Sex is just a routine for me now.

Why are there so many international version of this?

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>middle aged wife still has smooth skin, well-defined chin, and a thigh gap
>wife never cheats and is always horny for you
>your job is fondling women's feet all day

Al was the most fortunate man alive. And he never saw it.

/fit/ in the middle

I loved Russian Nanny more

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As a kid watching this, I never understood why Al didn't?! Peg was fucking hot with a banging body.

She's a khokhol/kubanoid.

*audience cheering*

That was our Castle.

Peg does look like a drag queen.

>srooseech exposes himself

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>THT
>the THoT channel

Same here.
Kelly never did shit for me. Peg was where it was at. Guess that's I grew up with a thing for milfs and older women.

Reminder, she still has gates.

A bit of mongolian blood works wonders sometimes

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I used to sit exactly the same way because of the show

>and the darkies are gay

I know that's a man but a man that looks like Peg rather than Peg looking like a man.

What an absolute chad.

He was pretty chad, in a Fassbender sort of way. We went skeet shooting once. Good times.

me want to deep licking her pusy bros ;_;!!

Because it was a popular show, but with such an American premises, that some assumed it would do better as a localized version.

Christina Applegate is really hot

>Croatian Bud Bundy
OH NO NO NO

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All of them are OH NO NO NO NO tier

wife and daughter are cute

that's the blackest white dude i've ever seen

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Wife is MOMMY

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time to fap

The wife from Russian "Everybody loves Raymond" is top tier

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I've been married for almost 20 years and my wife is still insatiable

I know what al is going through

>Hey Kelly, fill this cup with piss, sweetheart.
>But Allll you've had too much piss already, here have some water!

why are dumb bimbo girlfriends so great?
>hot
>always up for fucking
>easy to lie too
>easy to talk her in to doing things
>easy to see trough her lies
>they call you "daddy"

how her pusy game? any pics?

It's ridiculous because of kegels and the fact that she works out five days a week

I already posted pics on /hc/. You should have saved them then.

all girls call you daddy if you let them.

Superior white trash family coming through.

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This is one of those things you understand after 10+ yrs of marriage.
Fucking your wife becomes a chore. Love isnt gone. You just dont feel like fucking her.

how i suposed to know you post already? please post again...

It's shopped, retard.

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She is on the way.

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What is it with you childless teenagers and wanting to have hundreds of children?

>they call you "daddy"
cringe

She walks like a latina

You snooze, you lose.

Unfortunately redditors adore incest and have been pushing their fetish here harder than ever.

RIP, Kelly's boobs.

Nice false flag, redditor.

Can you please fuck off and take your GoT general with you? Thanks.

>redditors

Yeah, im sure that was them flooding this site with wincest threads back in 2010.

>In nature alpha means that you are the top dog, can secure a good female and then defend her, and that you are a leader of a pack, which in most cases will mainly consist of you, your mate and your kids.
Nice cope.
Alpha is a sexually attractive male which gets preference over other males in female eyes. Due to this, they also act as breeders, since they don't have to spend time and resources to win a favour of women.
If being a pack leader improves his numbers game, alpha male will be a pack leader. But doesn't have to.

I sometimes sit like this nowadays. Am I growing old?

Yea Forums was always a cunny/imouto/trap website.

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The one who isn't Christina Applegate is dead.

No it wasn't newfag. I've been here since 2012 unlike your post election ass.

>me with the blue shirt

>No it wasn't newfag. I've been here since 2012
>2012
>not a newfag
kys

yikes...

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Truly ahead of its time.

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>win a favour of women
Absolutely cucked and bluepilled

that fucking sminem ripoff

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>It's a "Bud gets caught stealing Kelly's and Peg's panties and masturbating to incest porn" episode
Poor guy can't catch a break.

Someone post the webm of her getting fucked in a closet in S. O. A.

He doesn't look like a cop at all

She obviously turned dumb and a slut because she had a vagina user

No in nature alpha means you run the pack and have a pick of all the females in it.

maximonline.ru/devushki/_article/ekaterina-volkova/

No thanks needed, user.

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They didn't try hard adapting russian version.

>argentinian kelly

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how is it even possible to have hair like that?

Cant find a better pic of this. But as I got older and discovered the internet, I realized how much this poster look like it was drawn by late furry artist Doug Winger. It of course was never confirmed, but it looks like his style. He also did work on multiple animated series in the 90's.

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Is that avatar of sexuality on Earth?

>YFW this thread goes from thirsting after Peg to thirsting after Kelly to thirsting after the Russian version of Kelly.

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>The Seven kid that only lasted a season
They really wanted a Poochie and changed their mind that fast?

>Hollywood circlejerking over things that most likely did not happen
The day they get truly humbled is the day the world will rejoice.

it was complicated, cause they had planned a whole thing with Peg having another kid because her actress was pregnant in real life, but she miscarried so they had to plan around it, we got Seven, didn't work, and tge last we saw was his face on a "have you seen me?" milk carton

Hottest women also have the worst personality so if you're not beta enough you will dump her extremely fast.

Top fucking kek. You've got me pal.

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He jumped on her every time she'd do some work around the house or act like a housewife. He's just tired of her shit.
No, I do the same and I'm only 27. It's just maximum comfy.

David Spade?

ooffff

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Luisana Lopilato, you're welcome.

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>I've been here since 2012

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>daddy
>not papi

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>be a kid
>feel disgusted by the looks of Peg
>never saw the appeal to big hair and long nosed annoying voices
>be adult, realize they were all Jewish
>doesn't look bad at all

Have I been brainwashed?

Also, bonus round

>look at all these funny Italian people and New York accents
>realize years later they were all Jews

Lol thats one of the show runners self inserting.

>they call you "daddy"
>or papi
My one true weakness

I keep clicking back here because Peggy is just sooo cute.

>yikes

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Glad someone else saw it. I was just thinking the same thing.

It's mostly hairspray so it would be like sticking your hand in a birdsnest made out of thin strips of double sided tape.

>trap
Doubt

>he took the blue pill

>tfw I will never her feet ;-;

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I've never realized peg was actually hot

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Did Peggy peg Al?

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Good old "secular jew" meme.

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me on the left

me in the center