Movies for this feel?

did it dead?

He'd be fine if his actual retard of a mother birthed him properly in a hispital

BASED AND REDPILLED

me on the right

Jesus Christ, no wonder my wife's anus isn't as cute after 3 kids

fuck hippies

TELL ME IF HE'S ALIVE BEFORE THE FUCKING THREAD DIES

I NEED CONTEXT

So what do you do if you have a home birth and the baby is DOA? Do you just bury it in the backyard like a dog? Or are you supposed to call an ambulance like they are possibly capable of saving a newborn that's been dead for 3 weeks.

Is that Heidi from private society?

>giving birth outside on the ground

Guaranteed this is some hippe loser who refuses modern medical care

Just so you know they're killing babies in new York.

you have no fucking idea newfag

Someone there to film it but not catch the fucking kid

The umbilical cord potentially snapped it's neck.
It's also a pretty bad idea to let it fall to the fucking ground. Even the fucking cavemen didn't just let babies fall out onto the ground.

there's another one where a lady lifts herself up in the air and then catches the baby like a badass

flush it like a goldfish

So this is life, huh?

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This. Jew doctor saved my first son bc he was wrapped up

Source?

What movie?

welp

you did it again, Yea Forums

that's the worst thing I've ever seen here.

he's unironically fine. babies are miscolored and are basically rubber at first.

based

babies are soft and made to bounce on the ground once or twice. I would rather have been bounced on the ground than my mother pay who knows how much for a fucking hospital room. It sucks knowing that my birth probably cost ten thousand dollars and left a huge scar on my mom's beautiful belly. Natural birth is lord's way, hospital c sections are a jewish corruption if a beautiful practice.

Thank God my son was born the patrician way by being cut out of his mom's belly.

He's alive.

he called the shit "poop"

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>not crying
it's dead
rip

>he's unironically fine
t. that boy

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>new
Oh My sweet summer child

yeah it's dead. You can see it crying at 16 seconds and then unresponsive at 18.

youtube.com/watch?v=x6k3rNrpcMU

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i'm glad i'm a virgin who want's to fuck a hole like that

t. knows nothing about childbirth

Why not in a pool of water? Are/were they retarded?

she could at least fucking squat so the little guy didn't fall as far

Doesn't cost a thing if you don't pay the bill numbnuts

I was wrapped up too. Mom had to have a c-section.
t.80's baby

Oh mein gut

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Definitely being strangled, likely dead. Head is much more blue than the body

All red blooded males who aren't Gay?

I love that we as a television and film board can hold these discussions

So this is the master race huh?

and Hitler thought Germans were supposed to be the master race

Cerebral palsy + brain damage on top from falling lmao

Wouldn't it be ironic if in those states like NY, I think, where you can kill it at birth if there is some law against disposing the stillborn improperly?

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>tfw your first and only experience in life getting hanged to death because your mother is a hippie

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so before c sections every woman who had given birth (all of them) basically had huge gaping pusys? I always thought fisting was kind of degenerate but it's actually somewhat natural.

ITT: retards who have never seen a child being born

christ, biology is fucking disgusting

The first thing to do before the baby's chest leaves the female is to suction the nose and mouth and MAKE SURE THE FUCKING UMBILICAL CORD ISN'T CHOKING IT. None of those things happened and it landed head first. Babies heads are soft and the skull isn't solid yet in order to let the head pass through the birth canal.

>pierced nipples

what a fucking animal
literal cattle

White women

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what the fuck

Clean up on page 10 janny you little bitch. I better see my board spotless

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Anyway I have reported this video on Youtube

hell be fine m8

Isn't it beautiful?

bros.... was it kino?

well that was grim

jesus christ

it was uploaded 3 years ago, if they wanted they could've deleted it by now

why the fuck she squats like she is passing a turd? what the fuck? natural birth is done with you sitting you retard

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Yes

Based

based
i'm moving to new york then

There's no janny to save you from this hell, cuck

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vaginal birth is the most beautiful thing on earth. cutting open a woman's stomach and mutilating her body is a jewish construct. same reason jews want men to cut their testicles off and piss in womens bathrooms

WHAT THE FUCK

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What’s the worst thing you’ve seen on Yea Forums user?

all fours or squatting is fine

The baby lived, loser

Why did this get stickied?

I watched the VHS home camcorder video of my own birth. shit's gnarly even in a hospital
not gonna click op's webm lmao

man shitting on baby

i guess it makes sense that this place has never witnessed birth before. have sex you dorkcels

he will be truly an explending sneed poster

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Any capeshit

What tv show and or movie is this from?

>standing up
>not squatting
Is she retarded? Humans were made to birth squatting, standing is the worst because it restricts the birth canal, possibly crushing the offspring

Idiot.

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some faggot lighting a firecracker and sticking it up his ass and squirting blood through his rectum and jerking off with his own blood. I'm sure someone in here has the webm

these people have no souls

CURSED THREAD

THIS THREAD IS CURSED

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I will now delete this thread.

sneed

check these digits

Deutschland Nein!

>this is your birth on /pol/

well I guess she learned not to let it lend head first INTO THE FUCKING GROUND

Oh hell show up dont worry about that. I dont pay him to sit around. OH WAIT

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imagine being the guy that catches the baby

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Hanged himself so he wouldn't have to suffer life, smart kid.

This for me, or the screwdriver

she starts to panic at 0:19 lmao.

Have fun with your retard kids

babies don't come out of butt tho..

What does it smell like?

>these people have no souls
>they gather to help her

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I wish i died as a baby

that's even worse. imagine being born into this household of freaks.

There is literally nothing wrong with this you fucking squeamish incels

dude suffocating kittens in a ziploc bag, freezing the bag, then using the kittens as a masturbation toy. pretty sure he was a serial killer too

that one guy who slowly cut off his fingers with pliers, or the guy who slowly peeled off the outer layers of his eyes with his bare fingers while high