*fucks the hottest women on the planet in your path*

>he doesn't know

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You can fuck Kate Beckinsale too if you have a good coke dealer.

jewish women are kino

>those fake ass teeth on both of them

does everyone in hollywood go to the same dental implant surgeon?

has this guy done any good skits on snl?

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a good teeth whitening only costs a few thousand dollars, and by a few thousand dollars I mean between $10,000-30,000

Not even fucking her 19 yo daughter

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That is kate beckinsale's daughter? Why is she acting like she's in the intro of some softcore porn flick?

Hollywood's just the worst for young people
Still, I would DESTROY her pusy

what? Isn't he famous for getting dumped by an average looking womenlet who sings about cucking him?

based

u think she has a tinder?

Those are cocaine eyes if i ever saw them

this is the norm for this family

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remember when she used to shit on Bella Thorne for acting like a coked up slut?

Go away, butthole eyes.

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What are some examples of "opiate eyes"? Asking for a friend haha

>its the hight, chad jaw and crazy combined, you cant blame them
That, or the fact he has an ounce of notoriety

idk, i only sell/use coke
opiates are for dopefiends

is she obsessed with penis?

huh? he fucked susan sarandon?

I knew this girl who blew 3 dudes in 1 night. Word got around school, yep, it fucked her up. I remember like 2 years after that, she made a tweet bad mouthing this other girl who posted a nude pic on instagram. some women dont understand hypocrisy

I'm jelly of him fucking Kate, I'm not jelly of him fucking that singer chick.

He is living proof that fame and money can land you any woman because jesus christ he is an actual 0/10. He looks like a sweaty goblin 80% of the time

that would actually make me angry

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yes people.com/movies/kate-beckinsale-doodled-penis-on-daughters-homework/

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he look like pepe frog

>because jesus christ he is an actual 0/10.
You really don't know how to judge what guys look like.

this doesn't seem responsible

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How long do you think Kate will keep her looks?
I think to 50 is guaranteed, but I'm not sure how far into her 50s or if she'll keep it in her 60s. I think she lacks enough curves to really pull it off in her 60s.

Quite the mother daughter relationship they have

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That was a hyperbole but the dude is obviously ugly.

Pinned very small pupils. Especially apparent with blue eyes.

He looks like an alternate reality Steve-O

>this face is fucking the hottes woman on the planet

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Women find him attractive

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He's tall, and has a strong jaw.
That's like an instant 5+/10.

This and their eyes are slightly red with a glazed look.

he is truly our guy

>implying he fucks Emily Helen Barry
Nah

Imagine having this as a step daughter

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he looks like a monkey-goat or something

>hairy pits
DROPPED

mac miller pretty based for that, cucked a guy from the afterlife

lol

This. Being tall and skinny equals instant Chad status. Most guys with this kind of build also have giant cocks.

Kate is just gonna transfer her concsiousness to her daughter right?

Not because of his face though.

here user. theyre much smaller in the morning, it's almost 10 at night so it's wearing off.

t. 110 mg methadone, daily

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Guys that look like him swim in pussy even before Pete Davidson made that look popular. Usually because they also sell drugs but still.

me in the back

>tall and lean
>good jawline
>comedic skills
>tattoos
>open about his dead dad and mental disorder giving him a wounded but bad boy appeal

Dude is a major pussy magnet. Betas with good faces that post on /soc/ have garbage personalities which is why they’re on /soc/ in the first place.

That isn't what a chad is, user

This.

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Well it’s hard to overcome a bad case of beta brain but if you’re tall and skinny plenty of girls will want to fuck you based on that alone.

>goblina that appeals to pedophiles and faggots
>cougar well past her prime that has also fucked Martin Short
Who is OP referring to?

youtu.be/gn2933vMylY?t=20

He got an aids skin color. Gross dude

I don't doubt that.
Just saying that sex doesn't = chad