You CAN hold your pee in for 3 hours, right user?

You're paying for the movie, not the crowd.
Most people prefer that the theater be less crowded.

Yes, I watched the extended version of The Return of the King, which is over four hours. No problem.

It's crazy to think that this will be many babbies first kino of proper length.

Yeah, everyone can do it when they're asleep

I wipe my arse with £9 mate
I'd sooner spend money to see a movie when its hot and in high quality than wait around playing with my dick for some cam rip just so I can laugh at some imaginary boogeyman

do americans all have diabetes or what

you can wait 3 months for the movie, you are not wining points for seeing it first

its not like you are seeing the first stat wars

it's crazy to think some people think capeshit can be kino.

>black widow has two batons

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>getting up with 200 other people to go to the bathroom at the same time

Do you enjoy pissing in a trough?

thats almost 2 porn passes lad, or a waitrose meal deal

slow your pride

I too wipe myself with worthless paper.

>unimmersing yourself halfway through the movie

It's crazy to think people actually believe saying they hate capeshit gives them some kind of credit.

What do you do if you have to take a HUGE, smelly dump?

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I can pause my V:10 A:10 yify whenever I want.

That's a whole lot of urine.

LOTR is goat film trilogy though

why do you think I wants "some credit"(?) for saying my opinion? enjoy your 3 hour commercial, but don't think it's kino, 'cause it's not.

like 33% do yea

Take a multivitamin and some pretzels. You won't pee no matter how much you drink.

Imagine being this much in denial. Capeshit at its best is more kino than all your precious classics will ever be.

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theater experience is not comparable to watching at home

Now imagine doing that while packing a gun and fighting the urge to kill everyone you can every second.

>REEEEEEE
>ADHD
>REEEE

Jesus how does your generation keep from abandoning it's kids.

(looks up 70% of kids weren't raised by their fathers at home full time)

Oh wait. Sorry

it doesn't mean anything, it has no artistic value. it deals with a juvenile fantasy and does so in the most formulaic way possible. all designed to manipulate the unthinking movie-goer, that would be you.

no kid's gonna endure this whole time
this film gonna BOMBBBBB

Only dumbasses buy drinks at a movie theater and put themselves in this situation. Just buy a medium popcorn and drink a few sips of water from the water fountain. Pee one last time during the trailers and you're set.

It will be a challenge

yeah, but I think I'll be looking for an excuse to get up and take a break watching that.

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No intro, no interacte, no outro? Shameful.

i'm wearing a diaper with an avengers sticker on it.

You can leave for any length of time and come back at any point in the movie and you will have missed nothing.

This

If I really have to go I'll pee straight into my soda cup. I am not moving

Do, please, go and continue to enjoy Lang, Buñuel and Cassavetes. What are you even doing in this thread?

wasting my time talking to a retard.

Adult diapers sales increase by a minimum of 300%. Screencap this.

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I enjoy going out with my wife, without the kids and sitting in comfy as fuck recliners while being served decent food, alcohol and coffee.
Sure I could just watch it at home in a few months, but I'd rather spend the $130AUD for a night out.

I don't doubt this.

>worthless paper
keep telling yourself that poorfag

I thought I picked a good time to take a piss during infinity war and missed the whole Red Skull cameo.

>being american
>have no intermissions
>have no break to build up suspense
>have no break to pee
>have no break to refill drink or popcorn

kek

t.dying grandpa or literal infant

>mutt cinema
They seriously dont hold breaks in America?
Here they will probably hold 2 breaks for a 3 hour movie.

pee into your empty cup. solve two problems at once.

Let's say there was an intermission. How long should it be? It's a big hassle if everyone (or at least most?) of the audience needs to stand, leave, and then come back again.

In my country is 15 minutes, enough time to pee and refill food

>can't go 3 hours without peeing
consult a physician about your enlarged prostate boomer

It’s pretty typical in Bollywood cinema

It´s like none of you have ever been to a decent sporting event

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isner–Mahut_match_at_the_2010_Wimbledon_Championships

>imagine thinking that longer is always better.

Stadiums are built so that people can get around easily. Movie theaters are different.

I once held my shit for 3 weeks

Whats the point of that?
Don't indians shit at the spot they stand anyways?
India out of all places would be the last country that would need an intermission.

Holy shit imagine taking moving pictures this seriously LMAO what a fucking nerd

probably but I know there's going to be a lame part I can go pee through
Maybe get a soda refill
My theater has one of these and it's fucking GREAT

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3 fucking hours is just really up it's own ass. Nothing important happens in ANY of these superhero movies that's worth 3 hours of time.
Just trim off 1 hour of cgi of people punching each other and flashes of light shooting around out of people hitting other people.

No one actually said that.

That´s nothing, I once went 28 years without sex- And then another 7 years.

Yeah. Can you not?

seconded, we should just start pissing on the floor until we get what we want

There are 11 faces on that poster. Only 6 of them have actual super powers.

could you imagine being so obsessed with capeshit, that you're willing to wear diapers and pee your pants rather than miss out on 2-3 minutes of the movie

Why isn't Black Widow allowed to use guns in publicity photos anymore?

I once held my pee in for a 9 hour drive because I was too autistic to ask the qt girl to pull over and too scared to use a public restroom when she stopped for gas.

Could you imagine being obsessed with capeshit?

You didn't even need to go further than that.

step one:drink your soda
step two:piss in empty cup

Can anybody IT thought about maybe not drinking 25l of coke during or before a movie? Maybe then you wouldn't have to piss every half an hour?

t. hydrationlet

i once held my pee while watching drive and it was on eternal loop so i watched for 9 hours straight until i fell asleep

I just piss all over the theatre and my seat. Only one dumb fucking roastie has ever made a deal out of this since the theatre was pretty slanted and some went on her toes two rows down. Worst that has ever happened is somebody complains about the smell and I act ashamed and say I already cleaned up as best I could. Just piss yourselves bros. It's very freeing and wagies won't do shit

in my mouth

20 minutes in my country, with different screens at the theatre having different times. Some go to the bathroom, some get food, some check their texts, some discuss the film and others walk out

do it before the movie starts, dummy

>he thinks movies are art

Gone with the wind played at a theater near me recently. Had a comfy twenty minute intermission. Plenty of time for everyone to stretch their legs and use the bathroom without a long line.