What's the last thing you snuck into the theater?
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an ar15 with a shitty betamax drum that jammed
For me its frozen pinky mice. The rubbery crunch from the cartilage-like bones adds a nice texture to the already crunchy popcorn. The thawed juices can even be used as a gravy on popcorn! It's kinda salty due to it being natural excretions from the thawing process, which makes it the perfect butter substitute.
I snuck in my falcon under my trench coat, I'll be damned if I'm paying the mandatory roosting fees.
It made penis inspection a little awkward though
A Whopper. People were giving me looks as I ate. Might be because I always regurgitate two or three times before I swallow like Momma taught me
Who has the webm of the slut eating a live one?
God you're disgusting, but I like your style
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I bet you're a sexy beast
cocaine and wine in juice boxes, but my sister in law came along so had to abstain from the coke
My dick, your mom wanted snacks
That's not very nice
If you can get that in I bet you could probably get more in under your gut.
You dont realize how pungent vodka is until you open it in a theater and everyone around you reacts to the smell with a look of disgust.
Two of these. Got drunk in an empty theater watching The Lego Movie 2, then waited in the bathroom, finished the second, and snuck into Captain Marvel.
THIS
serious question here.
is that a common thing to do in the US? I'm from panama and I have never seen that happening here
We don't have to sneak in candy or soda because it's legal to bring and I've already eaten dinner before going to kino.
My buddy once snuck in about 9 tall boys into John Wick 2. It was just the three of us in the theater and was the funniest time I've had in one.
a good ol six pack of beer (i have big pockets on my coat) i wish i was alive when you could buy booze at the theater
I have have a theater that sells booze and it's way over price. You're better off smuggling in a six pack.
Try frozen grapes. They are a great summer treat!
i guess you're right plus it wouldn't be as fun without the thrill