How can I achieve Frasiermode?

Kelsey is naturally barrell chested.

sauce?
I just wiki'd him but I see nothing about statutory rape.

I did just find out his sister was brutally raped and murdered so that's interesting.

>Kelsey was accused of having sex with a 15-year-old girl who was babysitting his daughter during a trip to New Jersey in 1993. A grand jury in Somerset, New Jersey later refused to indict the actor on the charges.

holy shit this is right when he was filming season 1 or while it was broadcasting, so he fucked her with the epic mullet. Wtf i love frasier even more than i originally thought possible now

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>yfw you get older but 15 year olds stay 15

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>Fraiser constantly made fun of for being out of shape and weak
>actually has a pretty decent body, especially for someone in his 40s and 50s
>tfw not Fraiser

How do I achieve Bear Ranger mode?

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Fraiser has a better body than at least half of Yea Forums

fuck

Sherry, Foie gras and the occasional Hungarian goose.

Steroids and shilling.

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>watching fraiser
>it's yet another episode where someone refers to fraiser as "a wimp" or insults his masculinity or it's implied he isn't athletic

Frasier is a chad

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He really is Billy Mays reincarnated.

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HANDS OF HERCULES

you realize that always makes you look like some creepy rapist villain?

Better than shaving it and being massively bald any hair is better than no hair

There are bald heros out there. And done right, a beard combo can look good

r-right?

Yeah it can but don’t fall for that men even if you have a shorty hairline

Stubble is the key.

You seriously think bald looks worse than a ruined hairline? that's some serious denial

True that can look alright depending if you already have a good looking face or for a bear s it is good too

These two look much better even thou they have shitty hairlines than being bald

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maybe that's because its in like 240p
also they look old enough to pull it off

not even remotely the same. also some people have receding hairlines AND pattern baldness at the same time and that shit looks horrible

I depends on how bald you are and what your face looks like. Someone like Jeff Bezos is better of shaved than with a Costaza-esque balding hairline

It does look horrible but better Han fully shaved you can even trim it dow

Tru

A bald look of any kind definitely depends on the face. You need a naturally rugged look, a prettyboy face with bald head will just look odd no matter what.

you'd be surprised how many chicks are actually attracted to creepy dudes with high self worth. im 32, unemployed, look like the chad embrace, and i still bang girls in their early 20s regularly.

I do agree with that plus if you are skinny and short being bald does not help

Not eating complete shit. That's it.

Keep in mind at this point in the show he's in his 40's, an alcoholic and a drug addict. If your body is worst than him.....

just what the fuck

An Hungarian goose?

He just looks like a middle aged man, nothing special.

Wait, do you kids consider this a good body?

This. I think the same applies to Frasier. He just has Charisma. It doesn't get me the best life but I get way more than i deserve.

>im 32, unemployed, look like the chad embrace, and i still bang girls in their early 20s regularly.

then what are you doing here

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Widows peak isn’t even that bad desu. It’s only worth shaving when you’ve got a bald spot on the back of your head.

alpha as fuck

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For an American middle age man yes that is extremely good

Be a middle aged guy I guess. Is this a meme or something? He just looks middle aged.

>Frasier
>charisma

Yeah right. If an early 20s zoomer female of today’s generation heard ftasier go on one of his rants or talk about wine and opera, she’d be instantly bored and go suck on a BBC

Not even just keep it. Even with the bald spot shaving is the ultimate cope

yet youre on Yea Forums

Another big thing is the neck, you gotta have a good thick neck.
Getting fit and swole in general helps a lot with looks when you're balding because you'll just look weak and infertile when you're balding and also skinny.

I am an America. What are you talking about he looks like an average guy.

Are you from a flyover state or texas? That would explain everything. People on the Coast in urban areas tend to be in way better shape.

Where does this meme even come from that shaving it off is somehow "owning it"? It's literally you trying to hide that you're balding.

based and cleanslatepilled

He never said he bangs super hot women in their 20s women in their 20s are easy as hell to tuck of you have a car and are over 6 feet and can listen to them talk about themselves

>suck on a BBC
This site has warped your brain.
He doesn't go on rants like that when he's trying to get it in you incel.

I’m in California and yeah maybe people aged 20-35 but frasier was in his 40s and 50s

BEARANGER

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because keeping it is "clinging on to it"

you really think everyone on Yea Forums(nel) is a virgin loser? you can get laid too. lose weight, go out, drink a few beers to lower your inhibitions, and hit on some girls.

Much better than going full shave off

>listen to them talk about themselves
This! Just ask questions. Just keep them talking about themselves. It never fails.
Now that I'm married I finally just dgaf and tell my wife all my shitty opinions.

Kelsey almost died of a heart attack in the 90s because he was snorting so much coke. Surprised he’s back to drinking

Also, why is there never any discussion on here of the Frasier reboot that’s happening soon? Was it canceled already? All you fags talk about is old Frasier

I'm guess you are surrounded by hispanics.

This is your brain on porn.

No white people mostly here in the north

>larping on Yea Forums about sexual prowess
lmao what a faggot
Speaking of balding, the part of my head that's thinning is always extremely hot while the rest isn't. I'm convinced this has something to do with male pattern baldness, just not sure if it's a cause or an effect.
Stay out of Yea Forums, btw

yeah, they don't seem to want to talk about it, they just want to be nostalgic for the old show when they used to watch it on their daddy's lap. I started a thread the other day wanting to talk about the potential pitfalls they should avoid with the new show and nobody was interested

I quit heroin but if I make it to my sixties I am definitely starting again.

I think most fans realize that a reboot is a mistake. Mahoney being dead takes a huge element away from the show.

I think if they set it in Seattle and have the old cast back (yes, minus the dad, retards) it will be a disaster, they need to move Frasier to a new environment

Im 28 and built/look just like him, minus the gray hair but still hairy as fuck.

All your "meme" proves is that zoomers are indoctrinated against patrician taste which is why they find him uncharismatic.
Hitler is arguably one of the most charismatic people of all time, but look at the goy opinion. NPCs don't make choices, brainlet.

D-daddy?

OH yeah here was my take on it, anybody have any opinion on this or any thoughts on the new show?

I'll go first: I think they should have Frasier in a new environment, just like he had moved on from Cheers/Boston for Frasier I think he should move on from radio/Seattle for the new show, and I definitely don't think bringing back the old characters like Daphne, Roz, Niles etc is the thing to do, It'll just make the show look like one never ending reunion get-together and nobody wants to see them all as geriatrics cases now, except for Frasier of course.
I think they should start him fresh somewhere (he left Seattle after his dad died?) and he took a good job offer somewhere (Chicago?) that's more suited to his senior status, maybe he's even teaching somewhere (it'd be funny to see old Frasier interacting with young students I bet) or running a department or hospital or something where his senior status is acknowledged and not ignored. Sure he could still talk to Niles on the phone or have cameos by Niles and the old gang but whatever they do it surely shouldn't just be him still back at Elliot Towers and them trying to recreate something from the past that should be left to posterity.

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that's some daddy mode desu. you could easily pull 18 year old thots

He looks like your typical middle aged dude.

Honestly I think the best option would be Frasier losing everything and living on the streets of Seattle as a drunken homeless man. Same foppish character but living on the streets, handing out psych advice to bag ladies and ptsd vets.

No Marty, no Frasier. That's a big NO from me.

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You expect me to teach Chicago's finest? Aka NIGGERS?! Good day sir

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They already said it won’t be in Seattle, but didn’t confirm location. Might be Chicago or some shit

Good thing is it picks up where the series left off but right after Marty dies

but you wouldn't want them to recast him, would you?

Based

who was the girl?

I'm not fat. I weigh 160 pounds. I don't get nervous around men or women at all. Still no gf and I'm nearly 30.

they confirmed this? hmmm, could be good, I don't know though looking at how bad they bungled Star Trek Discovery makes me nervous about them rebooting any old show I liked

How will they bring back the characters.

They all look really aged and terrible these days. Especially David Hyde Pearce and Kelsey. Balding, grey and wrinkly. Jesus. They’re gonna have to up that CGI or get some damn good makeup artists.

THIS

Frasier should be teaching at an inner-city 100% minority highschool and there should only be one white girl and she goes out with the football team quarterback (black) and the kids should all be diverse and sassy and Frasier learns a lot from them

You tell me

>also M'lady

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Not going to lie you loose like 15 pounds you remind me of the bouncer I work with who is 32 and fucks 19 year olds every weekend he is also 6’5 thou

you sure about that?

>it's like The Golden Girls but stars DHP and Kelsey, they just bicker all day and watch TV

The guy that killed his daddy was named Arthur Bevan Niles
>Niles

How did he deal with uttering that name for 20 years?

Yeah

You're mom literally disagrees

then you're clearly not balding

Nah my mom is hppily Married to a 60 year old chad biker with a full set of hair for 35 years

I am Breh I just chose tShaving it off is full cope

post your head right fucking now

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That's not even half as bad as what I have.
When your head looks like a dying landscape, it's time to shave it

I guess

proud chad embrace
get on my level nerds

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DAD BODS REPRESENT

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That's pretty based
Need sauce on the teen

Based

>chad embrace
>blots out face

v i r gin

That’s mr balding virgin to you

We're all anons here.

Brother

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>sweatstains
>muffed up phone case
>Ginsberg beard
>frasier crane hair
>cargo pants

I love you

CHAD STATUS RE-ENGAGED

SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU user

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the irony of this image is great

never skip leg day lads

It’s just truth senpai

haha yeah

Better than shaving it all off by any means if you have to just go Larry David with longer hair

Do gay porn

he looks pretty natty. he's a bit chunky too which lets him carry more mass

He should play Hemingway

Lmfao that's fucking based

fpbp

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>was there ever a guy more /ours/?
You fucking wish. Yea Forums isn't even chopper dave.

Alcohol and barbiturates

peak dad aesthetics

SS+GOMAD

Dude fuck it in growing my bald hair and beard out fuck roasties

Based once you realize that it’s more freeing than shaving it off

Only one

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Average Yea Forums autist on the left.

>two Frasier threads with pretty much the same reply counts and images

>bah gawds internally

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Make sure to lift and listen to classical music.

BULK LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

Shave your back you animal

Are we really shaming Absolute Units now? For shame, Yea Forums. For shame.