Why are you running away user? I just want to chop you into pieces

>Female wants to pay homage to Jason
>Has to make sure her face is visible

I like fake boobs more than real ones tbd

her only flaw is not having a dick

is there porn of this? like psycho women forcing men to impregnate them and what not

could be kino

There aren't any implants that look good

best post on Yea Forums right now

Serious Question
> Opinions on pic related slasher movies?
(spoiler: all have female killers)

Haven't seen Blood Widow but the others are solid & good.

Also...
> Are there any other female slashers besides those 4?

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yeah there's a couple of them floating around, but you have to really dig deep to find them. IIRC there's one where this chick roleplays as a stalker and she's ties up a guy and wants her to impregnate him.

I'd rape this bitch so hard. She can kill me after it she still has the fucking nerve. All three holes, multiple times.

Harmony Reigns has 10/10 implants

Go to a hentai site and look up "Yandere"

Wut

Ha Ha

I prefer 3D.

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Not true, Erika Bella and Anita Dark both had amazing fake tits, and I generally hate fake tits.

Not even joking, maybe female slashers are an untapped horror concept that there's only like 2 or 3 of them ever. If one got popular enough and hit mainstream we could be seeing a slasher revival. But who knows?

female slashers will never work because slasher flicks are proxy porn. they're all about big dominant men doing what they want with a bunch of supple young women. half of the success of legit horror is that it gets chicks horny. this is both why female slashers will never work and why the modern wave of thinking man's horror is utterly degenerate.

fuck off with your weeb shit

Higher fat content makes their feet wider and beefier and they look gross. It also makes their legs look shorter, and I like long legs

THIS IS MY LAST RETORT
SUFFERCATION
NO BEING
DON'T GIVE A DARN IF I LIE BLEEDING

>footfag
of course

Beggars can't be choosers, good luck finding psycho women porn anywhere else.

>Flaccid cocks are so hot. Especially a time lapse; soft to erect. Foreskin rectracting. Precum causes cockhead to glisten.
this but only under the age of 12

Don't pretend your BBW fetish is any better

>Urban Legend
my favorite on that list
>night school
it reminded me of Final Exam but better, but Final Exam was 0/5

what about the hot zombie nurses in silent hill

and Friday the 13th

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i see you don't know what weeaboo means

It doesn't work, firstly because it's frankly a stretch that a woman could physically do half the things a slasher killer does (yeah sure, Jason ended up a superzombie and Freddy is magic, I'm talking in generalities) and secondly because slasher movies appeal to male chivalry by making a woman the vulnerable victim, which gets confused when the killer is also a woman.

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t. coping weeb

I like that location. It looks like the school of Slaughter High

The original Friday the 13th had a woman killer, and in my opinion that's the best one

>half of the success of legit horror is that it gets chicks horny. this is both why female slashers will never work and why the modern wave of thinking man's horror is utterly degenerate

okay, what if a female slasher is horny for this one guy, throw in a bunch of hot girls and guys to get naked, fuck, then die, and maybe the lead boy gets confronted by the slasher who opens up to him and tries to rape him until his girlfriend shows up to beat her in a catfight and kill her for good?

Don't Ginger Snaps, Species, and such count though?

there is nothing more pathetic than a footfag

You're entry level, lurk moar, there's plenty more pathetic than the single biggest fetish on the planet

good lord

You are correct, BBW fetishists are on the exact same level

Yeah, Elvis Presley was really pathetic, women hated him.

All of those are terrible, obvious implants

now that you mentioned it the concept of werebeast is perfectly suited for female slasher because women are essentially animalistic and irrational

I disagree

>Female wants to pay homage to Jason
>has to make sure her face is visible
>has to make sure her belly, chest, and neck is exposed
>has to make sure there's a rip on her pants as to expose parts of her thighs

>wet dream on elm atreet

it could still work, a female slasher killing and chopping up vulnerable women could add to her motive, for instance high school girls always insult each other because they're mainly jealous of a girl's pride and appearance (i.e. that bitch has bigger boobs, she's prettier than me, she's dating that boy I was aiming for, etc.) There's a few good reasons how this could play into female slashers being potential kino horror.

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0/10
trying to hard

you guys ever see that movie urban legend? or happy death day?

That and the psychotic girlfriend/wife/nanny are fully within the range of expected female behavior. It's actually retarded to think female slasher is anything new and unusual when we have so many examples already.

>mfw that's an actual movie

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too*

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Love Urban Legend

tfw no psycho gf

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i don't know that feel

*2

iktf bro

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Only as a twist, and she's not a cute young woman the male audience might be expected to fawn over.
That's a different audience tho, and slasher movies already have a VERY niche appeal.

i refuse to watch that movie because gore is gross

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>ywn have a cute unhinged gf who is obsessed with you, and so insanely jealous that she flies into a rage whenever another woman so much as speaks to, and then forces you to cum inside her 3 times in a row as penance

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Feels good.
god I hated having girlfriends.

this comment was originally in reply to something, it doesn't work on its own

What if the killer was a MILF?

Yeah but the point was that they don't work, not that they aren't mainstream.

literal perfection

except the nails and cheeks
cut both those off and you're good

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Done already

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>tear shaped tits that bounce and jiggle
>obvious implants

Slasher movies are very far from "mainstream", they don't make much money. Stupid twists on slasher movies, like "the killer is a girl!!!!" make even less, because they fail to tap in to even the small audience that exists for slashers. Hence, they "do not work".

how wouldn't an audience who is into slashers go see a slasher because of the ending? the point of watching a movie is you don't know the ending

But all the examples given worked, they're simply not as popular as regular male slasher for the reasons stated.

I'm not talking about the ending, I'm talking about "female Jason". The core audience doesn't want to see that, they want to see a male antagonist chasing a cute girl, so they can self insert as her protector.
Define "worked". Urban Legend had some success, the rest? Not so much, they're not even cult movies.

sauce

We call her Freddy

i'm glad I don't know the core audience then. i watch slashers to see interesting kills that might have happened to real people some time in history

>no pics of the queen

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>Define "worked". Urban Legend had some success, the rest?
They have the average ratings slasher movies.
>they're not even cult movies
Ginger Snaps is a cult movie though.

You're not the core audience then retard. Core audience for slashers is teenage boys looking for fun violence and waifus.

Ginger Snaps is not a slasher movie, werewolves are their own subgenre that has a different (largely female) appeal.

Not him but I never self-inserted in slasher movies as a teenager, I just watched for the gore and nudity.

A few more years and she'll have the same hairline as Freddie.

>i'm glad I don't know the core audience then
>>You're not the core audience then retard
o.O
should I stop watching slashers if this is what it does to you?

>werewolves are their own subgenre that has a different (largely female) appeal
That movie came before Twilight.

props where it's due, whereas other females dry up and/or turn to full on porn, Nigri has been hustling herself in bra and panties for 10+ years

That's fine too, point is the core audience is teenage boys.
The fuck is wrong with you? Are you legitimately disabled? Fuck off, mouthbreather.

So?

t. roastie from /cgl/

Modern teenagers are into shit like Conjuring and Sinister. They don't give a fuck about slasher flicks, slasher fans are 25+ year old neckbeards

quit being assblasted we don't have your autism for a genre that died thirty years ago

Werewolves weren't particularly targeted to a female audience, unless you think they were hordes of teenage girls lining up to watch An American Werewolf in London.

Jump scares have replaced slashers as the go-to teen demographic because they appeal to women, it's just about the money. If you released a real slasher movie in CURRENT YEAR, the audience would be teenage boys.

Fuck off mouthbreather

That's probably because modern teenagers have half the testosterone levels their fathers had.

Women like that movie more than men do, this is true for all werewolf movies. Why? Idk or care, it's just a fact.

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Ginger Snaps? That's obvious. Doesn't mean werewolves are tied to females audiences, which is a moot point.

Look bud, I'm a degenerate guy who likes to fatten women up and pound their jiggly cunts like a jackhammer. I love fat girls and I love growing them, but I don't pretend for one fucking second like I'm better than some foot fetishist. We're both degenerates in the end and we're both at a complete and utter loss to explain why in the fucking name of jesus christ almighty our dicks get hard for things which are objectively unattractive or bizarre.

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No, teenage boys don't go to movies. They watch things on their iTablets. It's boomers with children who go to capeshit and jumpscares.

Don't these roasties know that Jason hates them? the whole point of Jason is that he's a big raging dude who hates normies with a passion and that's why he kills them

Try doing some research then. Spoiler: Ginger Snaps and AWiL are not the only werewolf movies.

Women love men who despise them.

*bows head in shame*
well, can i still fap to your picture?

Teens do still go to movie. But fine, if it came out on netflix, it would be teenage boys who watched it. Studios realized that by replacing the gore with jump scares, they STILL get the teenage boy audience, but now the movie appeals to girls too. Hence the death of slashers as a genre.

They are among the most successful in the genre before Twilight shifted the demographics, which was what we were talking about in the first place. The same could be said about vampires before Anne Rice.

Yes.

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>her tits stayed the same size
gross

Twilight didn't shift the demographics, werewolves and vampires have always been more appealing to women than men.

morbidly obese women are more horrifying than any female slasher you can come up with
prove me wrong
you can't

Sneedposting sure gets weirder everyday.

Do you have the statistics? I find that hard to believe, unless you're speaking marginally. Never heard anything about people thinking Dracula and Wolfman were women movies back in the 30s and 40s.

You're telling me you would be upset getting smothered to death in her tits?

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That sounds like the second Butterfly Effect movie, except less killing

Do I have statistics for the audience breakdown by sex from the 1940's? Go fuck yourself, retard.

>can't support the claims he pulled fresh out of his ass
>loses the argument
>spergs out
Embarrassing but predictable.

>HURR
Prove to me that you even exist and aren't just a bot. Oh what you can't? HAHAHA BTFO!!!

Retard.

>her tiny little hands can't even hold half her boob
perfection

Your underage is showing, user.

>HURR if you demand from me what i demanded from you then youre underage DURR
So no proof huh? Get fucked then, retard.

Look, kid, if you want to claim something has always been the case you better have data to back that up. No one will believe shit just because you, in your decade and a half of existence claimed it's a fact. You said:
>werewolves and vampires have ALWAYS been more appealing to women than men
Where is the data that supports that claim? You don't have it.

I would trade the last 40 years of my life for 1 year with this girl

>HURR its totally reasonable to expect you to have statistics on a movie released 80 years ago broken down by the sex if the audience HURR
Then it's just as reasonable for me to ask you to prove you're not a bot. Fuck off, retard.

*heavy breathing*
youtube.com/watch?v=8DsJa6lJbDg

If you don't have the statistics then don't talk out of your ass, kiddo.

Based Brosnanposter.

>HURR
I don't talk to bots.

There are rule 34 of Jason raping or at least killing his female version?

she looks a lot like prime Eve Laurence

What a baby.

cringe and normalfagpilled

Jason doesn't have a cock. Or a sex drive.

have sex weeb

I would, but Chuck's closed down.

no excuse to masturbate to cartoons

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>not masturbating to cartoons
Just imagine all the good stuff you're missing out on. You could be fapping to about 50% of the porn on the world right now, but you're not.

Imagine not liking thick women, shame on you user

by the same logic you could be masturbating to gay porn right now (and you probably are)

What a fuck I posted?! Jason is pure

>not fapping to gay porn
What are you, some kind of homo?

Partially correct, the only gay shit I fap to is 2D femboys. In the end, my point is, he who faps the best is he who has the more variety and wide taste.

god hates fags
especially weeb fags

He loves gay pron, tho.

you won't be saying that when the time to give account of your degenerate life comes

>tries to be female Jason
>ends up injuring herself with machete
very accurate cosplay we have here

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Nah me and God are tight, we watch netflix and chill on Thursday evenings. He's pretty hung for a Jew.

are you implying jews can't have big dicks? because that's patently wrong
t. very hung jew

I hope she'd fuck me before killing me

>before
Hahaha check out the incel!

I love part 1 but part 3 was so good that it raped ET

>Friday the 13th Part III, the first slasher trilogy, was an enormous success, selling 12 million tickets and dethroning E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial from the top of the box office.[71]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slasher_film#1982

there will never be a more iconic slasher film, the moment they gave him the hockey mask the genre reached its zenith

Word

t. Delphine supporter

Unpopular opinion here but I think Scream is the greatest slasher of all time.

>Read every other capitol letter

everyone has the right to hold wrong opinions

Urban Legend sucks. The lamest Scream cash-in.

Scream is the gateway slasher of the worst kind.

How so?

>it’s Sneed

Because Wes Craven went senile and thought it was a good idea to make meta movies to revamp the genre. That spawned Scary Movie which spawned all the shitty, lel so quirky "horror" we have today, such as Insidious and its derivatives.

>his film was a huge success and spawned a bunch of shitty ripoffs so it's a bad film

Bad is an understatement. It shat all over the genre.

>accomplished director retires by destroying the genre he helped to develop
pottery

When you put it that way.

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>they're all about big dominant men doing what they want with a bunch of supple young women
>Chicks get turned on by leatherface and jason
t.retard
Slasher films are about teenage fear of prosecution/penalty for promiscuous sex/drug use. The slashers are a monstrous proxy for parents/cops/middle Americans.

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ha ha imagine her smell and boob sweat when she finally catches you after a long chase in the woods ha ha

those are two different girls bro

this

ha ha imagine the exquisite blend of their respective smells and boob sweats when they finally catch you after a long chase in the woods ha ha

This type of relationship actually gets insanely tiring user. It’s not as good as it sounds.

Pinky Violence flicks basically fill this niche in a way

>I totally had a relationship like that btw

Can you give some good recommendations.
Also FUCKING CHECKED!

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh
youtube.com/watch?v=95_tn5QSueE

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