Im gonna say it

Big giant sweaty tits flopping around everywhere in my face and in user's face and they're hers and its marvelous

BLACK

Julia is better in literally every way

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Dont judge me you slut, just keep up the mediocre acting and keep showing your tits to the world.

she reminds me of the blonde from legion

BASED

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Lets see....

Alice
>fake blonde (look at roots)
>needs glasses like a dork
>bitchy and shrill, always stressed out
>cant handle her alcohol
>manjaw
>only able to make love with an autistic pretense like becoming foxes first
>arrogant with magic and BTFOs herself

Julia
>natural look, earthy persona
>20-20 vision
>smooth sultry voice, always calm even under pressure
>ambitious and driven, wants to kill a god
>feminine and kind
>can heal you from anything, even psychological trauma
>humble with magic, wants to heal the world bit by bit

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alice is the 2/10 version of Syd

so is she really that busty or is it a push up bra

she will never be ur mommy gf

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She has big bazookas

You forgot that Julia has a raspy smokers voice.

its the kind that sounds hot though

This

Magic power is directly related to milker size.

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This.

Certainly helps that she reminds my dick of Remy Lacroix

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I want to watch her shower

You didn't miss much. The changes to the story were actually fucking mind boggling.

Why is that frog crying semen?

she looks like she__________

Does she ever fuck anyone? Her character seems actually very asexual

Jealous asian cunt in the background. KEK.

she gets raped by a god

Let's start a letter one word at a time

MADE

>rape

>when she realizes you're an onionsboy

>Does she ever fuck anyone?

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>a show I dont recognize at all on Yea Forums

thats rare

look at those jugs

FOR

It's on syfy.

LARGE

FORMERLY

ACHING

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I love these subtle milkers threads

CUCUMBER

SLUPRING

UNEMPLOYMENT LINE!

MOTHER!

im jsut gonna say it:

i would take one for the team and marry a woman with a slightly mannish jaw/chin if the rest of her is okay because then my son would probably have a good chin/jaw

>she got POOED
lmao dropped you whore

SNEED

>"Until we meet again you filthy little kikess. The Schutzstaffel will never be broken."

Cant believe they let Raimi direct the final episodes.

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>alice in the books is a shortstack with short hair and giant tits
>alice in the show is just a qt blonde "nerd"
honestly not sure which one my dick prefers, both are fine choices

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deadly dudley was great in 5 second films

>Everyone sleeping on the best girl

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how do i get a giant titted korean gf
youtube.com/watch?v=rcxx6b-DRdU

What's with the female Jean Cretien

>no tiny olivi gf

She was so perfectly skinnyfat in that scene. So hot.

Go teach English over there like Egg.

I liked the 2nd half of book 2 and all of book 3.

I got to say I like what the show is doing. The only character in the show I really hate is pic related they fucked ruined Josh.

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What's everyone's predictions for the rest of the season? The Monster? Library? Irene McAllister? I can already tell it's gonna be rushed like usual. Hope next season is a proper take on book 3 with Fillory dying

Julia also cheated on her boyfriend to get some magic spells and has no ass, or tits or thicc thighs

Breeding

Didnt read the books but i like Josh a lot in the show, what's fucked up about him? I mean afaik the shows are super different from the books at this point anyway

stopped watching when she revenge fucked the annoying pajeet. Honestly, she probably could have cheated with anyone and i'd be ok with that, but I remember really hating the indian guy for being a dick just for the sake of being a dick.

>it's a musical episode

Keep watching. Pajeet gets his just desserts several times for being a dick.

he gets his hands chopped off twice and dies of super cancer

>Does she ever fuck anyone?

she fucks pete the guy in a suit. In a really junky sort of way.
She wanted magic knowledge and she cheated on her bf and banged him for it. But then she started calling him a "creep" out of nowhere, even though he'd tell her black market magic is fucking trippy and you gotta be careful as a hedge witch. The she got raped by a trickster god a week or two later. and had to get a demigod baby abortion, which cast her soul into the underworld and caused the deaths of several people associated with her.

Julia has the highest body count of everyone.
Its a good thing shes asexual, but her character is really cool now.

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check it out. make it past episode 4 and youre hooked.

tempting

>alice in the show is just a qt blonde "nerd"

and giant tits

3d is better that 1d

s

she seems exhausting.
like an always a problem girl
but a total semen demon

this. its like theyre forcing josh into the main cast because the (((actor)))) has connections, but that could be my /pol/ voice talking.

He's like unnecessary and the script is self aware of that, so I don't hate him for being on screen. He's just there.

Honestly the best character is Todd

checkm

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The episode where Quentin and Eliot live out their entire lives trying to solve that mosaic puzzle was fucking kino.

>mfw quentin ends up gaying out for elliot out of nowhere just to bang margo
>mfw this makes quentin gay forever

quentin is so straight he fucked a dude to bang a girl, which retroactively made him gay.

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her english is natural

should have stopped after season 2

Josh in the books was part of the Physical kids with Janet(Margo), Quentin and Eliot. It was Penny in the books who was not part of the group and also didn't show up again till like Book 3 after he got his hands chopped off in Book 1.

Josh is paired up with Poppy(who is australian in the book/studies dragons). I actually take back what I said before Poppy is the most ruined character in the show and then Josh.

I actually like the show as its not the same as the books but in a good way. Penny for example is complete shit in the books and Kady was only an extreme side character that does something cool in book 3.

I thought Kady died when The Beast first showed up at Brakebills (in the books).

Kady is based on Asmodeus in the books, She was the one that survived when Julia got raped and in book 3 she was the badass girl who was on the mission with Quentin to steal the dagger to kill the Reynard

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You guys should like this

is there anywhere I can watch this whole sho for context?

holy jesus

the ones where she is in costume are from 5 Second Films on youtube

Who the fuck is the target audience for this show and why does Yea Forums of all communities like it?

I unironically despise her character almost entirely due to her obnoxiously large knockers. How am I meant to take her seriously as this studious person lmao.

yes, yes I did

The books were decent. Plebs always seem to like shows that take books and butcher them, for some reason.

I would let her have sex with my gf if I had one desu

Decent how? From the three seasons I've seen it seems like the whole thing is a tumblr shipping orgy fest with a flimsy Harry Potter plot to give it some semblance of substance. Even if it is butchered I can't see how the books would be better

>t. chestlet roastie

Kady is horrible.
Her motivational and reactions to literally everything are all over the place.

What does she want? To be left alone? To have love? To have fun? To have power? It changed in nearly every situation and she has zero empathy for others if she is being inconvenienced. Same as Alice. The two most selfish characters on the show. I can't count Eliot right now since he's been possessed but he was pretty bad too.

Margo and Julia best girls.
Penny 23 is a welcome upgrade from asshole Penny 40.

Why do I keep watching this?

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>Penny 23 is a welcome upgrade from asshole Penny 40.

unironically the most kino twist in the show

>Margo and Julia best girls.

zelda and marina

imagine titfucking her while she wears that

The show has very little to do with the books other than character names and some of the setting.

She's a rough 34

this