Are we really gonna pretend there's not a regular /ALITA/ thread every day and if we don't something about it...

We already have next sneedposting - it is called Marvel movies.

That doesn't even make sense.

Every board has 3 or 4 generals now and some dumb cocksucker always trying to start a /obscurebullshitgeneral/ instead of just making a fucking thread. Although, I would be thrilled if the philosophy faggots were confined to a /philgen/ on Yea Forums but that will never happen because they know their peers are insufferable faggots and crave the attention of the Big Other

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Makes sense to me.

There's little wrong with self-contained generals, and you'll be wishing for more generals when Infinity War releases simultaneously with GoT's last season being on air

MY NAME ISSSSS

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Bane?

It used to be recognized that generals and the people who frequent them are actual newfag cancer. I suppose nothing can be done but force them into generals now though. It works well with /sffg/ I suppose but slow board.

>Yea Forums needs more room in the catalog for capeshit and SW threads

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Times change, it's not like people use tripcodes here anymore out in the wild

ALITA IS CUTE

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This. There's really nothing special about Alita. It's an okay movie at best, and the only reason it's holding any notoriety on here's because it just happaned to come out around the same time as Captain Marvel.

never heard of "alita" until this movie came out

went to the general and it's complete waifu/weeb trash shit. just nuke this fucking board already

El sneedo seedo y feedo

Generals are reddit incarnate bud

Why are you even on Yea Forums you fucking retard?

oh sorry I assumed it was reddit to try to ask Yea Forums to "do something" about it as if implicit begging for moderation isn't reddit

i've been here since 2007, what are you going to do about it nigger?

fuck weebs and fuck you

no you haven't. If you have been here for 12 years and you still type a comment like this what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
>2007
imagine lying about being an oldfag and you pretend to be chanology cancer fucking lel

Generals slow the board down, limiting the number of new threads which destroy old ones that might actually need to wait for an hour until the only other Orson Welles enthusiast on Yea Forums gets home from work.

If I were king around here, I would go a step further and permanently sticky general discussion threads about capeshit, Star Wars, meme shitposting, and racebaiting culture wars, with instabans for thread OPs that use keywords to the aforementioned and a draconian mod force willing to 3 day ban anyone who spams duplicate threads circumventing the list. But that would make too much sense for this shitty board.

believe w/e you want idc, queer. i've been posting here since you've been shitting your diapers, fucking zoomer faggot

Simply adding 5 or 10 more pages to the catalog would probably fix the issue. This site has grown over the years to the point where 10 pages just isn't enough for the userbase of the fastest boards.

survival of the fittest. make better threads if you're butthurt about it

it wouldn't fix the issue for Yea Forums where most threads have barely any effort put into them and die with few to no replies. Look at the bottom of the catalog right now. Threads don't die off because they hit bump limit. We'd probably be better off with fewer pages on Yea Forums if anything.

>alita generals are just anti-marvel threads

If true, that is the saddest most pathetic thing I've ever heard in my life. It's like having an 8th grade "Incel Club" that meets in the woods after school and sits in a circle crying about how girls don't like them and bullies mistreat them.

I don't even think "after school" is appropriate, because by the way Alita Generals fill up, it's like Incel Club is all butthurt ALL the time. Hating Marvel on an anonymous forum is your life (I wish you knew how truly sad that is).

Why is there even a general on a random movie like that

>make better threads
They're called generals, faggot.

>It's like having an 8th grade "Incel Club" that meets in the woods after school and sits in a circle crying about how girls don't like them and bullies mistreat them
Hey that's not pathetic at all. My mom said girls not knowing what they're missing and bullies picking on others is what was truly pathetic.

Even if you're telling the truth I've still been here a year longer than you. Look at your posts dude. You're a fucking idiot.

>If true
It's not. People don't go see a movie over 10 times and spend weeks discussing its every detail just to stick it to a competing studio.

Kek

Yeah, I just poked my head in the gen to see what all the hub-bub was about, it's just shilling (I think DCfags are just desperate for allies).

In any case, I saw something very interesting in that thread. All I can say is, one alitafag in next 24 hours is gonna have a very bad no good day, hee hee!!

One down Shakes, one down.

Do zoomers really not understand how cult classics work?
>The internet was a mistake. - Al Gore

They're just autistic dude. You are on Yea Forums. Stop being a newfaggot every second of your life.

Is that what the average /tvcel/ thinks? I'd say just go check out the threads for yourselves but it would be better to see the movie first because otherwise it would be like walking into a cult meeting.

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They genuinely want a new IP to be crushed because of disney or something. 2019 is bizarre.

>/Alita/
Keeps to itself, easy to filter if you don't like it.

>Complaining about /Alita/ threads
Obnoxious trolls determined to upset people, "Stop enjoying things".

Fuck off with your newfag insults and call them the faggot niggers they are. I'm on Yea Forums and I will insult anyone and everyone for anything and everything.

the /jazz/ generals are unironically kino