What's their endgame?
What's their endgame?
Jose Baker
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Grayson Anderson
Lezzing up round the back of lidl dirty slags
Alexander Johnson
>Be on vacation in UK
>See Maisie Williams gliding down the sidewalk
>Like a graceful penguin with gout
>Follow her for a block
>Working up courage
>Gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>She spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>Stares intently for a few moments
>Then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>Quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>She lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>Head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Maisie cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>Look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>She shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>He slinks away without even taking my order
>Maisie pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>Starts rubbing at her crotch
>Brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>Look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check
>Turn around
>Maisie is slumped over the table
>Raped to death by a gang of Pakis
Joseph Sanders
am I the only one seeing this
Easton Garcia
left - auditioning for LOTR
right - getting even more THICC
Aiden Gray
Maisie has the hotter body from the two and is probably tight as fuck, shame she has the face of Quasimodo.
Jordan Torres
Maise looks like she smells of pickled onion Monster Munch
Connor Thompson
Probably trying to scrunge more new jobs in the industry by being LESBIANS.
Robert Williams
ongoing adventures of the Stark Sisters series.
Adam Cooper
It's really just the 'orrible hair they mostly give her.
See pic, long hair, makeup, looks great.
Caleb Nguyen
>probably tight as fuck
Not after hanging around Sophie for so long
Christian Hernandez
Is that the purple haired chic from star wars and Howard Stern?
Carson Lee
the chad virtuoso vs. the virgin "experimentalist"
Dominic Cook
very nice
Ethan Gray
Still wood
Logan Miller
what is it with these British girls why do they all lez out?
Luis Green
Maisie should have been captain Marvel.
Aaron Gomez
What the fuck did they mean by this entire interview?
youtube.com
Leo Howard
Slags; Slags everywhere.
Grayson Evans
I’ve always thought maisie was cute
just because she doesn’t conform to your beauty standard doesn’t mean she isn’t beautiful :)
Carter Butler
all girls do this if they are hot and have hot friends
Noah Barnes
the only men left in britain are pensioners or niggers
Tyler Rogers
Connor Adams
Why do English girls dress and do their makeup terribly? Where did this whole so-called 'slag' look come from?
It's like the English look up to the trashiest, most tabloid aspects of the U.S. and then do a failed impression of it that's ten times worse and uglier.
Julian Martinez
Native brits are basically goblins. The wealthy upperclass are actually french.
Xavier Jenkins
god damnit these never get old
Isaac Rivera
She has an ugly nose and a really round head. If you look at just her face you would imagine she is really fat but she is actually pretty skinny from the neck down.
Luis Phillips
I see Arya as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a girl who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Maisie May is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Deus Ex Makidyke does it for me.
Jace Ortiz
so many dirty dirty thoughts rite nao
Jacob James
Why is it much gayer if two guys do that?
Kevin Roberts
>would eat
Elijah Ortiz
Oy! Stop saying that. She’s a goddess.
Nolan Sanders
Jordan Cook
I wouldn't mind to see Maisie get the Facial Abuse treatment to be honest.
Luke Davis
I honestly just think a lot of girls just don't know how to put on makeup properly so they end up putting tonnes of shit on their face thinking it'll make them look good. Some girls at my school used to look like they had a mask on their face because they had a really obvious line where the makeup stopped. They also seem to watch a lot of makeup videos but still seem to think drawing their eyebrows on is a good idea too.
Bentley Robinson
I would still fuck that tight anus. Just I'd rather she looks away while I do it.
Isaiah Turner
Jackson Sullivan
Chase White
Fading into obscurity
Andrew Garcia
It seems like a lot of Londoner girls dress this way, aren't some of these rich girls? Or is this slag look working class? Normally I'd associate a tacky appropriation of glitz with working class but at I've seen at least some rich London actresses look this way. Maybe they're new money. Or as I'm speculating maybe it's an ill advised take on trying to look 'modern' but just looking pukey and tabloidy.
Jonathan Hughes
they all drink so much cheap liquor and chip grease that they end up smelling like it in their "down there"
naturally the other slags go for that, innit
Jaxson Wood
John Phillips
The convention circuit
Nathan Gonzalez
fpbp
Carter Baker
...
Jackson Myers
as a britbong i must say you have our patter down to a tee, old fruit
Zachary King
As much fame before fatness.
Luis Wood
Hav' a butchers at this lads. COR! Imagine that fit bird licking yer big winkie loik that'.
Grayson Richardson
the boys gay out too.
it's all part of going to public school.
Thomas Garcia
Are they naked???
Jack Brooks
That's stupid and untrue
Nicholas Collins
probably because those are literal whos
Camden Sanchez
hopefully a lesbian porn
Hunter Powell
Pwaaar blimey! Look at the chops on err! Makes me edd feel a stone loighta', guvnah.
Aiden Barnes
She is inbred..
Kevin Hall
LOVE ME SOFI LOVE ME LOVE ME LET ME BE THE MASI PLS PLS PLS GIV
Benjamin Johnson
imagine dipping your dick in that and having them lick it off haha
Ryan James
Very royal.
Nicholas Evans
Are English girls good in bed?
Landon Gray
Gonna be the lead in a Gollum movie.
Joseph Turner
Christian Nguyen
Depends on what part of England
Isaac Russell
get some help mate
Kayden Peterson
Evan Richardson
this is racist towards those uk fellers
Carter Watson
Very based post
Matthew Ramirez
i fucking love my country
Christian Sullivan
yes it does
Elijah Martin
Damn that slag on the right has some big titties
Nicholas Hill
They have to be lezzies. I mean nothing wrong with that, but I am 100% they fuck each other senseless every chance they get.
Charles Nguyen
>just because she isn't beautiful doesn't mean she isn't beautiful
mhm, mhm, tell me more user.
lemme just circle around you here, I got some unrelated stuff to do behind your back, don't look
Chase Gray
Is anyone not looking forward to this utopian future where everyone is a hippy. Lets regress a little. I like when nations fight with badass looking uniforms. Whose the strongest?
Nathaniel Walker
shitpost
Hudson King
Nathan Hernandez
pure fucking poetry, these threads are the cream of Yea Forums crop
Anthony King
cringe
Lincoln Roberts
she peaked at 13
Dylan Hill
classic
Wyatt Phillips
thanks to Yea Forums. I cant not think about maisies big heavy tits just out of frame
Jaxon Reyes
>She lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
lmao
Ian Hernandez
audibly kek'd
Brayden Hernandez
Liam Murphy
Most girls realize that pretending to be lesbian gets them more attention
Grayson Nguyen
Remaking Beauty and the Beast
Luis Brown
Someone post the pasta
Landon Mitchell
how long until we see her flaps?
Adrian Turner
Saw Maisie at a music festival once. The entire time she was surrounded by rugby chads doing their best to impress her. She was clearly enjoying the attention and looked extremely full of herself.
She's not exactly super attractive in the flesh but doesn't appear as freakish as she sometimes looks in photos. Maybe a surprisingly solid 7/10.
Parker Lopez
literally the third post in the thread you STUPID. FUCKING. FAGGOT.
Luis James
Aren't all the areas that actually speak like that now under Islamic conquest?