ITT movie characters you're attracted to and can't explain why
ITT movie characters you're attracted to and can't explain why
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You can’t explain why you find an attractive actress in freaky makeup attractive?
Atleast pic a legitimate one
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Speaking of dirty looking girls with crazy make up
Imagine
This should’ve been the first one on this thread
you're baiting
lel IMAGINE
I hated her plot twist in the third movie. Would have rather she stayed some powerful Obeah mystic, rather than some character they ditched by having her turn into an elusive deity. Fuck, her entire character - everything from where she lived to how she acted - was so perfectly made.
I love her dance.
This but unironically.
What are they playing?
I've jerked off to her scenes in Suicide Squad often
Some game related to white guys
Looks like rummy. What a coincidence though
Ugh, she looks like something you find under a tent after a music festival
Stargate SG1 is on channel 5 every morning and i just have time to see it before heading to work and a few days ago the "Frozen" episode was on and damn she is hot, the old ancient thawed from the ice :D
consider the aroma
the chick from Cold Skin
probably something like in an old crypt
That's part of the appeal. She's so dirty and disheveled. Hundreds of years of grime marinating on her. Imagine the fucking smell
Step aside
Why is she so dirty at all?
Mummy chick was also centuries old but she wasn't dirty. Rotten and decomposed, yes but not dirty.
degenerate
>That subtle off-blue colouring
>The tasteful stoicness of it
>Oh my God, it even has a tanline!
Sandra Bernhard in Hudson Hawk...
The black teeth really do it for me, for some reason
Rihanna?
god i wish i was that crab
Is that Blackpenny? She looks like Rihanna in that getup.
Came here to post this.
you sicken me boy
Don't know what that movie is, but looks like a female engineer.
This. She's hot, and all that creepy exotic garb does funny things to me. It's almost like goth but not really. Not an afro-caribbean version either, more like some unrelated parallel dimension version.
This. plus I'm a sucker for body jewelry/chains
The landscape probably bolstered that idea in your mind, like the scene at the beginning of Prometheus.
>filename
Not so much, but thanks for the advice anyway.
Step aside, zoomers!
Oops, meant this post:
that body is hot. thats just a fact.
too bad it was given to jamie lee curtis
BASED
I WANNA FUCK A SWAMP WITCH
The bitch is straight up a bog witch
She looks like she fucks white boys
She has nudes. I guess she took them off the instagram
>tfw
i have no idea how i would fuck this ant but i still want to.
>a bog witch
what does it mean?
lel
tits
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
She crusty hot. And her personality is mysterious and oozing charisma and raw sex. It's not hard to explain.
tits
WHERE?
Would smash so hard.
A hot chick with antennae that glow when she orgasms?
>How hard is that to explain?
are you retarded?
this, he was legitmately terrifying but also really alluring
>ripped fishnets
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
I would fuck the shit out of her
>antanaee
>fully black eyes
so just like every other bugman gook on earth then?
kek
Nice joke.
A 37-year-old roastie?
GTFO.
Oh typical... cut out the part when he transforms into a reptilian.
Man, this one for certain. Also her psycho slut act in King of Comedy. youtube.com
I always liked her. She always ALWAYS puts lipstick on 100% of the geometry of her lips. Not a single millimeter is missed.
Something about it makes me diamonds.
...and on 0% of the geometry of my penis.
how do ants mate?
They run a train on the queen.
>That knife lick
>those dubs
Finally something nice.
This. Deadite Jane...
> GINGER MINGE
When she's not covered in grease and dressed in squirrel pelts she is conventionally pretty, a little on the plain side maybe.
More like Sexite
Wrasslan count?
more like the queen runs a train on the one male they have
I'm attracted to Callisto and can explain why, it's because she's a filthy bitch and I'd like to get the piece of that BOOTEY.
saw it for the first time a week ago.
yoeh the zombie chick is hot as fuck
dat sweet sweet (sea)horse pusy
Imagine being Davy Jones and passing on that putrid piece of ass. God, what a fucking faggot.
omg you guys, why am I attracted to these attractive women?!
Indeed!
> man with bitch tits
the truth is he got the fishface by eating her out ONCE.
That is how fishy that fish taco was.
RUDE
a whore like that would use her tongue as a haemorrhoid cushion, you'd be missing out user
I'd be a fool to miss out on a bj from a goddess. Met a girl that fits the profile and we were slowly moving to the sex part, sexted and all that, but alas never got the chance to meet so nothing came out of it. Still looking for a filthy bitch to fuck though, hopefully I'll get lucky on my travels come summer.
yeah, DON'T DO THIS!
it makes mustard gas
The fuck?
kek
DON'T VISIT LEEDS FFS
Trying to keep all the chavs for yourself eh?
pls be in london
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QUICK CUM TO BRADFORD. IT'S RAD
>Tfwn
What about big tiddy chavettes?
yup.
if you klike
*Like*
rather. ffs
Dude she’s be the easiest woman to satisfy in bed as well. She’d be touching you while you nutted so she’d always be nutting with you. It’s like the only woman you could ever 100% trust.