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How would you remake this to be more exciting?
Hudson Allen
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Nathaniel Rivera
I wouldn't.
Caleb Ramirez
HAL is played by a nude Scarlet Johanson who gives the astronauts sleepytime handies and wakeytime blowies. What was the question?
Aaron Lewis
Frame by frame, scene by scene same film only with this as score:
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Matthew Cox
You don't because it's perfect the way it is
Evan Clark
By making it 2 hours longer. Wish I was kidding.
Cooper Scott
It's already perfect, there's nothing to change
Alexander Allen
Frame by frame, scene by scene same film only with this as score:
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Ayden Smith
>more explosions
>music replaced by generic black jungle urban ghetto stylings
>half the running time because ain't nobody got time fo' dat shit
>lead is a strong black transwoman of colour
>HAL speaks in ebonics
>Frank Poole is sissy white boi gay activist and renamed Frankypoo who reminds viewers that he is gay every 30 seconds
>keep people in stasis who die white because fuck white people
>stargate scene ends with strong black transwoman of colour saying "damn nigga, that kush be some strong shit, yo"
>story is incorporated as part of the marvel cinematic universe
I mean, come ON, it's current year.
Cooper Garcia
The opening begins with turbocharged monolith hitting the earth, flaming in atmosphere.
It lands to the apes, teaches them stuff with something that looks like electric current running through them.
The apes learn things, the next we see is an epic war of apes against the dinosaurs.
The future, quick cut transition from a bone bashing in a dino head.
We hear all the boring stuff narrated to us while the team goes to moon to find another monolith. It sends a message, melting the scientists at the same time.
Another cut to the discovery, where creepy AI is talking all nice like. But something is off about it and it suddenly begins to kill crew members, who are now all awake. We see a lot of blood and guts before Bowman disables it by hacking its AI core to pieces with an ax.
The Discovery arrives to Jupiter, where Bowman is sucked in a giant monolith. We see wondrous things, mind melting things. Bowman arrives to an alien planet, where he is propped and anal probed. Terrible experiments are done to him to rapidly evolve him into a god.
What ever Bowman is now, quick jumps through space/time continuum, takes control on all communication devices of Earth and declares himself to be a god.
This is the era of the new age.
Length: 90 minutes.
Alexander Anderson
I actually did a fan edit of this a few weeks ago, I watched it back in August when it was showing for a 50th Anniversary Special in theaters and just thought of how you could basically make it more exciting, because it's one of my favorite movies, visually it's a masterpiece, but it doesn't have much in the way of plot and it's very slow moving.
I replaced all the music with Beach House tracks, got the idea after watching this
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A lot of the tracks sync up incredibly well, it basically became a two hour long music video. I think the classical music just sort of adds to the tedium of the film. Shortened most of the sequences up just a bit so the running time clocks in at 110 minutes, the biggest things I cut out were the four minutes of black at the beginning before the MGM logo, the intermission, and during the stargate sequence I cut out all the footage that was just recolored helicopter ride film of the grand canyon, it really drags that sequence out and it doesn't make you think "How did they manage that fifty years ago?" like most of the other special effects.
James Wilson
All female cast.
Benjamin Morales
This, and the only male is HAL the robot villain who they defeat and shut down.
Aaron Martinez
>Beach House in 2001
I'm fucking disgusted by the thought that I share the board people like this.
Jace Sanders
An Under The Skin sequel that loosely ties into the 2001 universe but it's 3 hours and 54 minutes of the camera slowly panning over Scarlett Johansson's naked body with several close ups in different lighting and a small section with various outfits.
Connor Morgan
so what was the deal with the nolan screening that happened last year? was it different in any way? i kinda missed that whole plotline
David Torres
more quips
>Dave is going to turn HAL off
>"c'mon Dave, think of my children"
>"you have no children, HAL"
>"I know, I'm so happy this way"
Lincoln Peterson
Horrendous post in every capacity
However, I do agree that the colored helicopter footage does drag down the otherwise amazing stargate sequence
Gavin Martinez
Is this a joke? How can you say 2001 is your favorite movie and then go and do something like this?
Austin Smith
I wouldn't, it doesn't need to be more exciting
It just needs to be more interesting to watch which it isn't
Dominic Wright
fat/tv/irgins complained about nolan inserting his famous pissfilter into the remaster, but I downloaded a remux and it looks pretty good, color balance is decent.
Daniel Brown
This thread was already bad when it got started by OP
Carter Sanchez
I think what happened was the trailer had all the funky colors and the actual release doesn't.
Jason Morgan
Interstellar is basically the remake of 2001. nolan is obsessed with this movie.
Xavier Bailey
>I replaced all the music with Beach House tracks,
David Robinson
needs a blue laser in the sky
Blake Kelly
Must be, I saw the theater release and it was fine.
Nicholas Gray
Yeah, no idea why they did that.
Juan Murphy
Missed one
Caleb Hill
Add amazing spiderman to that
Owen Sullivan
Because it's a holy grail of cinematography and special effects and nothing else. Kubrick wanted the film to be nonverbal and be supported by a soundtrack, he commissioned several different scores from a composer before throwing it all away at the last second and then keeping the temp music. The initial release also had an extra 20 minutes of footage that Kubrick went in and re-edited or deleted, so it's not like this is Kubrick's magnum opus of editing that he demanded never be touched. I think it maintains the themes of the film and the brilliant cinematography just with a new sound, I've reviewed it and tweaked it after about a dozen viewings and I'm pretty happy with it.
Logan Young
Lord of the Rings 3? What kind of idiot calls it Lord of the Rings 3?
Nathaniel Taylor
I had a 1080p rip, downloaded a 4K restoration recently and the color difference was jarring, much prefer the 1080s.
Parker Mitchell
Something wrong with your rips. Compare the details and the grain.
Easton Fisher
HOP IN
Colton Evans
HAL is now black
Alexander White
Monkey on monkey action, baby
Jaxon Allen
Interstellar.
Justin Harris
fpbp
Bentley Anderson
I'd cut out all the boring space stuff and make it just about the apes
Mason Gonzalez
Alright Lars Von Trier
Chase Miller
>epic war of apes against the dinosaurs.
You jumped the shark in the third sentence. Congratulations. Opinion discarded.
Thomas James
Nigga, u know I cayn't letchu do dat rite?
Nicholas Allen
Do what the 2010 film would do if it had any balls, in other words have humanity being wiped out by nuclear war while the discovery is en route to jupiter, meaning the crew members become some of the last remnants of humanity when HAL starts killing them, and making the monolith aliens the last hope for restoring humanity. It wouldn´t be a better movie than the actual 2001 though.