DIVISION!!!!!!! Clear the lobby

LE FUNNY SPEAKER MAN
Brits are fucking retards.

ORDAAAAAAAAAH ORRRRRRRRRRRRDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I MUST REMIND THE RIGHT HONORABLE GENTLEMAN THAT A MAN IN HIS POSITION IS LIKELY TO FIND HIMSELF IN UNFAVORABLE CIRCUMSTANCES IF HE DOES SO CHOOSE TO PROCEDE WITHOUT HIS BANTER LICENSE

ORRRDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

UK politics is pure kino right now

Watching mps do literally anything and everything to play party/subparty politics in a complete constitutional crisis is 10/10 entertainment. I hope this drags on for years

MR SPEAKER MR SPEAKER THE HONOURABLE GENTLEMAN OF BOLSOVER CALLED ME A PIECE OF SHIT

bona fide hero

this desu

I've been watching more House of Commons streams than Netflix or anything else this month.

OOORRDDUUHHHH OOORRRDDDDUUUUHHHHH
MAY I REMINDER THE RIGHT HONOURABLE PROPRIETOR OF SNEED'S FEED AND SEED THAT THIS CAR WAS CLEARLY MADE IN GUATEMALAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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based and ordahpilled

What a cunt.

Why does he say it like he's announcing a sports game? I don't get it, they're so formal calling people ROIGHT HONORABLE and then he just screams DIVISIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=BJcpajX7EdU

youtube.com/watch?v=-9P8W2gPPbo

This was from yesterday and I lolled

ORDAH ORDAH

WOULD THE RIGHT HONOURABLE MEMBER FOR MOGADISHU PLEASE STOP FUCKING MY WIFE

Bercow is literally a massive fucking cuck

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553741/Revealed-The-DJ-fitness-fanatic-kissed-Sally-Bercow-enjoys-music-food-love-good-woman.html

BLACKED

*farts*

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It is with great tenacity and without dubious precedence that we as a collective come forthwith in our advancement of the proposition highlighted intramural amendment D

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HE CUTE

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this cunt is my MP, finally looks like we will be rid of her next GE

lol

Why is it acceptable for them to jeer eachother while they speak? It's like a fucking school playground, embarrassing these people run our country.

How else are you supposed to speak your opinion? Just sit there quiet and wait your turn? That's what women do user

>metro.co.uk/video/hospital-security-guard-paul-flart-documents-farts-work-1750668/
>Hospital security guard 'Paul Flart' documents his farts at work
>Monday: COR BLOIMEY WOT A ROTTER!
>Tuesday: GEEZE LOOISE VAT DONT 'ARF PONG!
Do Britbongs really do this!?

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youtube.com/watch?v=tR7EUbnvNqY

Every time I hear "people's vote" mentioned, the soviet union theme plays in my head.

Because they are actual children, PMQs just turns into point scoring between labour and tories with the occasional snp fag talking out of turn, shouting each other down and laughing at terrible jokes

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THE RIGHT HONORABLE GENTLEMAN WILL INFORM THE HOUSE WHY HE WEARS THE MASK

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Parliaments in the UK Commonwealth (eg Canada and Australia) is fucking fantastic, with top-tier bantz and ridiculous lulz

No-deal is the option with least support in the parliament but if the MPs keep doing literally nothing it's the one that happens. Are these people retarded?

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Seriously it's disgrace. I miss the bants between Cameron and Ed.

Is it even possible to out-banter Bercow?

youtube.com/watch?v=bSiq4WDNmEc

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Fucking flashback to when the Tories were claiming there would be chaos under Ed. A labour government under Ed would have been bliss in comparison to this disaster.

Parliamentary privilege means you can literally say anything you like without being subject to slander or any other law. MPs can scream NIGGER at the top of their lungs and nobody can do anything about it. Anons seriously need to run at the next election.

>mfw as this unfolds

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>Cameron using PMQ to ask Lineker to stand by his promise to present MOTD in his pants
Pure kino

*fucks your country up*

nothing personal ed

Holy shit British parliment is literally worse than a classroom full of 13 year olds

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Ed was an incel before it was cool.

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Reminder that British government has a magical mace and if you remove this from parliment, parliment shuts down completely until it is put back

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceremonial_maces_in_the_United_Kingdom#Houses_of_Parliament

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I miss him so bad, used to see him walking around Hampstead all the time

youtube.com/watch?v=9o65Ap7nC8w

Parliament is kino

This noise demeans you all.
Is this the space where public will is spoken heard?
Or just a stand for juvenile and selfish squall?

ITT: MP's that remind you of yourself

For me it's Desmond Swayne - Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour

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ORDAH

youtube.com/watch?v=H4v7wddN-Wg

>Oi-oi-oi-oi
>COR BLOIMEY THA GOLDY-GOLDY MACE IS GONE SO IT IS
>DEAR LORD WHOSE THE BLAGGARD ROTTER THAT TOOK IT
>BETTER FOIND IT BEFORE THE QUEEN SEES OR SHE'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK SO SHE WILL

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What if Isis steals it?

>it's it possible to outjew a jew

fuck that grandstanding kike.

It was a much simpler time.

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ISIS can then make the laws and run the country, its the rules sorry

HELLO, THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD PRIME MINISTER. AND I COME FROM... SKAR... EARTH. YES, THAT WILL DO. ANYWHO I INTEND THAT WE HURRY UP WITH THIS BREXIT BUSINESS, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MY DALEK MAST... THE PEOPLE WANT.

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same desu

for me its Dennis Skinner
youtube.com/watch?v=qvIUa47x_Oc
youtube.com/watch?v=XHGDDMAP5qU

>votes against all indicative votes except No Deal
Based

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BREX-TERMINATE!

ANNIHILATE!

BREX-TERMINATE!

ANNIHILATE!

YOU WILL OBEY!

YOU WILL OBEY!

TORIES CONQUER AND DESTROY!

TORIES CONQUER AND DESTROY!

TORIES ARE THE MASTERS OF EARTH!

TORIES ARE THE MASTERS OF EARTH!

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youtube.com/watch?v=JzOjpU2lxxE

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He just seems such a lovely bloke. Instead we're left with retards like May and Corbyn.

OOOOOORRRRDDDAAAAAAAAA

>Purify the Norf with fire. The country will become my temple and we shall rise. THIS WILL BE OUR PARADISE!
>You destroyed us, Corbyn. The Tory race died in your inferno, but my ship survived, falling through time, crippled but alive.
>We waited here in the Norf space, damaged but rebuilding. Centuries passed, and we quietly infiltrated the systems of the Norf, harvesting the waste of humanity. The niggers, the Pakis, the gyppos. They all came to us. The bodies were filtered, pulped, sifted. The seed of the human race is perverted. Only one cell in a billion was fit to be nurtured.
>I reached into the dirt and made new life. I AM THE GOD OF ALL TORIES!
>WORSHIP HER! WORSHIP HER! WORSHIP HER!

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How could he be so cringe? How?????

Skinner is my favourite, hes based as fuck. At Thatchers tribute he just slagged her off as a point of order and when an Tory stood up to say that he shouldnt be talking in such terms when she is being burried a few metres away. Dennis just carried on in trashig her. Hes also been kicked out off the house the most

He's too pure for us

He's a chad

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>youtube.com/watch?v=BJcpajX7EdU
BASED

He got stitched up by the media at every opportunity, for things that if anyone else did wouldn't get scrutinised at all, like eating a sandwich.

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youtube.com/watch?v=s-tbvCmxHVM

Based Bercow

OHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How do you get so far with being so shit at public speaking? Really how? Is it just being born to the right parents and having the right other people in power choose you?

THAT BLOODY TOFF NEVER HAD A BACON SARNIE IN HIS FUCKIN LIFE MATE DONT GIVE ME THAT GUFF

Yep, we're living in the shiny PR world of Blair, Mandelson and Cameron. Ed could never play the game when he was been thrashed by every media outlet. Irony is that the UK would have been in a much better position today with him than Cameron. Muh bacon sandwich.

Back in the day...

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Now there's a film script I want to see...

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kek she was fucking his cousin aswell

Yeah but the speaker is the best school teacher of all time.

ORDAH!

IT'S TIME TO PUT DOWN THE RHETORIC AND GET AROUND THE FUCKING NEGOTIATING TABLE

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why don't they have enough seats lmao everyone just standing around

Fuck I miss the Ed memes, British politics is such a shitshow these days

this is what government should be like if it's to represent the human race accurately, which is the point of democracy.

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He is still around. His time will come.

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He hasn't even begun to peak

I live in this country lol

youtube.com/watch?v=aKmLxoMScb4
lol

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what happens when the withdrawal agreement fails again tomorrow?

Kino

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NAME HIM
NAME HIM

Very rare pepe.

Hasn't been in circulation since 2014.

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reminder that the reason we are in this position is solely because David Cameron was afraid of losing an election to this man.

Commons Bants

youtube.com/watch?v=HZPTZuwwHng

AN AMENDMENT BY THE RIGHT HONORABLE user FROM Yea Forums TO BAN ALL CAPESHIT

ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR SAY AYE
ALL THOSE AGAINST SAY NAY

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NAME HIMMMMMMMMMMM

Vintage Brit/pol/ memes

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They will probably look at the most popular indicative votes, and decide on one of them.
So most likely a second referendum.

youtu.be/bw2LQPzzezo

AYE

>tfw you will never be a right honourable gentleman

The police saw WWE and confiscated all the chairs as dangerous weaponry

he thought it could magically cure his aids

>n...nn....no what they said mr speaker
The virgin socialist vs the chad toff

I'm from Ilkeston mate, where are you?

O R D E R R R H

Nah, it was more a problem of Tory party division and UKIP leeching Tory votes. Cameron was sick of their shit and thought a quick and decisive referendum would basically cement his power.

haha yeah. like have you guys, done it?

good can only unite at the 11th hour

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democracy is gay

reminder that this mace is so that we can subdue the queen if she tries to enter partliament without being invited.

kek

I see another man of age and culture.

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As much of a mong that Ed is, I can't help but love him

the man who saved britain

Tell Black Rod if he comes knocking on my door trying to flog his Avon catalogue and telling me he was sent by the queen I'll have the Sargent at Arms remove him from the premises.u

underrated

Parliament gets some pretty kino photos sometimes

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...to win an election.

he wasn't afraid of UKIP getting control of the commons or winning seats. it was purely about triangulation -- which was the whole point of UKIP.

Cameron played into the UKIP's donors hands because he was afraid of losing to Labour, not Farage.

AYE

youtu.be/C5WbwHO8msU
Cokehead bringing the bants.

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I have it on good authority that Ed posts here

Why live.

>>n-nooooo... nooo....

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Normal people refer to themselves in the first person, Ed.

It's proper gone to shit now. Full of outer/pol/.

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and destroyed the north sea :)

*images you can hear*

At the peak golden age of brit/pol/ we're sure we had all sorts and all levels post.

The sneaky Anglo Saxon outwits the Aryans once again and thwarts the pan-European German empire

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>this faggot is paid by the taxes to harass people

ORRRRDEEEEERRRRRRRR

Poofs, the lot of them. Only those who knew the days of QT weekly streams can call themselves true posters.

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AYE

>Newark
Fucking hell that by-election created so much OC

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LIB
I
B

SURGE
U
R
G
E

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these cucks let in the horde. may and corbyn are just trying to manage the decline

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lol when u do it for free! lmao! xD

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Fuck being a right honourable cuck because youd have to follow the chief whip. Id rather be an honourable back bencher and ridicule and call out my own party for bants

lovely blokes don't knife their brothers in the back, just saying

That it did.

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You can tell he doesn't agree but sure as hell isn't gonna pick a fight with Pete over it.

>UK politics is pure kino right now

It's like a never ending episode of The Thick Of It.

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Based and full fat pilled

Ilston a shit dont let me catch you down waterfront on a bank holiday

>lovely blokes don't knife their brothers in the back, just saying
Comrade, what of this """""brother""""""" do you speak of?

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NAY

Sorry, comrade of wrong photo! Here is real photo!
this fake image

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youtube.com/watch?v=tmenSv_EQ30

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>a fucking crossbow

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DIVISIOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Fucking rekt

THE QUESTION IS

WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF THE HONOURABLE MEMBER'S PLAN?

AS MANY AS ARE OF THAT OPINION SAY AYE

OF THE CONTRARY NO
DIVISIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON CRAAAAAAASH THE PLANE

CLEAR THE LOBBY

We're only just now starting to become kino with our congressional sessions here in the US (though our presidential debates are obviously 10/10).

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i actually can't breathe. how is this shit real?

reminder that you live in a shit country if the success of your government isn't decided by weaponised memes and parliamentary banter

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Hopefully i speak with the blessings of the congregation when I say that I for one am greatful that the right honorable jannies have seen fit to allow this most delightful display

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That it literally preventing a civil war, don't laugh.

Not even joking btw

It's a reenactment of MP's not letting Charles I into the Houses of Parliament, which caused a civil war that ended up killing like 30% of the entire population at the time and ultimately made Parliament the government, before they were simply advisers.

AYE

Why doesn't Elizabeth just abdicate already so the UK can get a JRPG villain for its king already?

POINT OF ORDER

DOES THE RIGHT HONORABLE GENTLEMAN BELIVE THEY NEED TO EXPECT BODY'S IN SAID AIRCRAFT?

Layers of ceremonial tradition that create an unwritten constitution. You're seeing the separation of monarch and parliament symbolically acted out as an annual set piece.

>before they were simply advisers.
Advisors yes, but had full control of taxation so still powerful in their own right.

Even the dude behind him cracked a smile

>Ed memes are temporarily back.
It was a simpler time.

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I am grateful for the honourable gentleman's question that he has posed with intelligence and vigor and refer him to the motion tabled by the honourable member for the CIA, which includes a paper labeled "flight plan" that reflects the amount of bodies to be expected in the wreckage.

Holy shit britian is so cool why did we leave ameri lads? Its been a kerfuffle for us ever since

JEREMY COOOOOOOOORRRRBYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNN

>bongistan

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UNLOCK

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>Scotland
No thanks, m8.

This isn't real, is it?

that's scottish m8, nobody gives one

IRA terrorism was 10 times worse than any Islamic terrorism, it's no surprise really. A lot of people died.

no

documentaries don't have episodes, yah fackin cant

youtube.com/watch?v=jEWUuR4PV10

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Because the world will miss out on the kino that is a Royal Funeral.
>every church bell silenced
>1000 swans beheaded
>archaic bishops chanting
>radio plays nothing but Haunted Dancehall (Nursery Remix)

AYE

He was the gift that kept on giving

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Name him! NAME HIM!

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Her funeral and Charles' coronation will be top tier kino.

>sectarian language
>terrorism

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AYE

>three vote attempts on the same shitty deal on a 52% non binding referendum
d e m o c r a c y

I need that bloody jumper

the problem with your system is people are allowed to take turns talking.

trump needs to go through the process of having the entire democratic party making whooping noises at him so he can't be heard. it would improve, purify and cleanse him as a man.

I thank the honorable gentleman for his strong and stable reply.

cope

Riots and murders have happened because of that shit, of course they're gonna stop it retard

I find it troubling how retarded you lot are

Oi wankers when's Brexit?

T. Norf Fc

Fuck off yank.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest-reigning_monarchs
Will Big Liz survive another 5 years?

Wouldn't work in America, somebody would bring in a gun and shoot up the Senate or whatever. Americans can't into bantz

And it would take out them having to do it in the public media every. single. day.

They're shouting down the MP who is constantly calling for ANOTHER referendum because she literally cannot accept losing the first one.

>leave brexit to us

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Imagine having a special forces team that deals solely with black crime.

For me, it's Prince Philip

youtube.com/watch?v=k5xKTdi9Evs

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>30% of the entire population at the time

srsly: the civilian toll *in England* was unusually low for a war of the period. so what if 30% of Ireland died, lol!

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Nigel, we've talked about this, you can't say these things in public.

Probably, her mum made it to 101

AYE

exactly, it would be an emotional release for them.

is probably true too, though, only it would be a congressman who would bring a gun in and open fire on their own party from frustration at having to work with these people.

Try reading a history book some time

Point of order, I would urge my honourable friend to consider classifying this elite unit of counter Afro-Caribbean crime under the humourously coincidental label of 'black ops'.

AYE

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That's shit though and not funny. Americans will always lack the wit and subtlety of Brits

How dare you sir, shes the only one who still cares about that country ;_;

I'm serious here. It has been 2 years. You guys got to have some kind of plan by now

Did nothing wrong desu. Potatoniggers deserved it.

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cry about it to your royalist allies

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NAY

the virgin theresa
the chad maggie

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>brits
>subtlety

The plan is to ignore it and hope everything will work out somehow

What do you think Maggie Thatcher was like in bed lads?

Just pretend it was a prank.

criminally underrated

its been delayed till april.
The gov is currently tieing up procedings with red tape and illusionary votes to go round and round in circles so no particular group ends up being the one to take the fall for whatever shitshow is about to occur next month.

You think this is chaos? Just wait.

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>You think this is chaos? Just wait.

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This. Its Reddit country

I wish I knew

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Nope, because Northern Ireland. Don't want a wall on Eire, don't want a wall between Norn Iron and the rest of the UK. But also want maximum Brexit at the same time. And also don't want a no deal.

David Cameron accidentally set in motion the events that will lead to the break up of the United kingdom lmao. Scotland is going to vote leave next chance they get 100%, Ireland maybe soon after

It's a well known fact she used to live off of 3 hours of sleep a night, so you just KNOW

:(

Kek i just started picking up S06

sorry fren, that was very rude of me

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i actually should. but thanks to all your fellow britbongers, i at least know the basis for this happening.

I humbly agree with the honorable gentlemen and move to have the Ministry of Defence train and equip said 'Black Op's' with a 2 billion pound budget.

Why can't all jews be bantsy like this

Hold another referendum then.
Either a no-deal Brexit or a Brexit just how it has been negotiated for god knows how long until now.
Once the UK is out they can get their shit together and may be able to determine what kind of relationship they want to have with the EU

I don’t get why people hate it, it’s honest as fuck. Not like they’re getting anything done anyway.

Only lefties and women hate it. They keep saying that the public hates it when they act like that but its the only time anyone actually watches Parliament.

Another referendum can't be held without ignoring 50% of the population and finally confirming that democracy is dead and does not work.

:)

It's been 3 years and there's been a lot more information on what Brexit actually means and entails. People can change their opinions.
By your own logic you're also ignoring 50% of the population by not having a new one.

Unironicly entertaining thread lads.

3 cheers for her majesty

Hip hip
Hip hip
Hip hip

But holding a second referendum would be more democratic than not

No because they already had their say, brainlet.

nah, they're gonna fudge it so we get a relatively soft Brexit -- which was one of the scenarios that was talked up during the referendum btw (Johnson referenced Norway during the campaign as a model, knowing they don't have full control over their immigration).

It pissed me off back when Cameron was pushing all that austerity, while laughing and bantering completely unaffected in parliament.
But otherwise, sure.

>repeating the vote until you get the result you want is more democratic then listening to people's vote the officials clearly don't want
That's some interesting logic there user

Brexit was a close call but ultimately what the voters decided on. The problem with yes/no questions is that you can't do both.
You can still decide to join the EU again at a later date if that's what the voters wish.

It's not 50% of the population. 17 million voted to leave and last time I checked there's 66 million people in the UK.

OOORDAA OORDAAAA
MAY I PLEASE ASK THE HONOURABLE GENTLEMAN WHY ONE WOULD GO TO THE TROUBLE OF SHOOTING THE HONOURABLE SPEAKER BEFORE THORWING HIM OUT OF AN AIRCRAFT

nothing about the idea of leaving was logical or achieveable.

most voters don't understand economics, and the median voter is like 52, so elections end up being about people wanting things to be like when they were teenagers before they were aware of all the trouble in the world.

We should have a vote on whether or not to hold a second referendum

>It pissed me off back when Cameron was pushing all that austerity
Austerity was a meme, the government is spending more then ever. They should have cut more.

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>Steals your golden mace

Heh... nothing personal, parliament.

>REEEEEEEEEEE PEOPLE VOTED THE WAY I DIDNT LIKE LETS DO IT AGAIN UNTIL PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME

This implies that the outcome of a vote is utterly random and is not actually an accurate representation of the will of the people. You don't understand democracy.

But by definition consulting a population more than once is more democratic than just doing it once

People that didnt vote or were not eligible to vote don't count user.

Circumstances have changed a fair bit to be fair lad

>REEEEEEE THERE'S A CHANCE THAT PEOPLE CHANGED THEIR MIND AND COULD VOTE FOR SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE DON'T LET THEM DO IT

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I agree, let's put it to parliament to vote on whether the british public get a vote on whether or not to hold a second referendum

>Crash out of the EU
>Have a vote in 6 months to rejoin EU
Would this work? It's democracy isn't it? Then nobody can complain and this whole mess can be avoided

That's why voting should be mandatory like in Australia or you get a fine for not voting or else you end up letting decrepit old nasty fucks with nothing better to do decide the outcome of elections.

the most accurate result of the referendum would be a soft brexit and its just a matter of trying to make that happen given that literally no one wanted that outcome and has to accept it's the least bad option.

;)
It'll all be over soon poppet, Britain will be a sovereign independent nation again. I'm sure we can have another referendum in 45 years like last time

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You'd have a fair point if that was common practise. But every other referendum only got a single vote. And there have been countless lies from before and after this vote to literally scare the population into being anti-brexit.
Theresa May literally threatened to stay on as a shitty prime minister yesterday if her deal (which is unironically the worst parts of remaining and leaving in one) doesn't pass.

Nevermind that they've had 2 years to sort it and have done fuck all. The entire situation has been orchestrated to manipulate the population because they apparently got it wrong.

No you should have to take a test about basic political stuff to vote. Yes I am unironically suggesting a voting license

Do you want it to become the norm that if the public vote for something them government doesn't want they just have to fumble the ball for a while and then come back and say "are you sure you really want us to keep trying?"

Politics in general is kino

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It's still the most likely outcome, customs union option has been the closest to achieving a majority so far, real chance it could win on Monday

>Nearly 3 years and still hasn't got over it. Sad

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>a second public vote 3 years after the last one would be undemocratic
So let's not have another vote for PM/president ever again then I guess.

Not really.
Britain isn't a regular member of the EU. As one of the founding members, there are a lot of special provisions that other countries don't get.
If that happened, every other country would have to approve it and we wouldn't get our special provisions back

>leaving your group project until the last minute
Parliament are /ourguys/

We should just leave with no deal and see how it goes. Then vote in like 5 years to see if people think it's bad and want to rejoin. Problem is EU might tell us to fuck off at that point

I'd rather they just put it through at this point, if the government could actually act competently then I wouldn't have even been that bothered about leaving the EU, I was never here nor there in the first place. This lot are an absolute shamble on both sides.

This is the equivalent of Trump winning the vote, the presidential committee spending 3 years faffing about how to get Trump into office (without getting him into office)(while complaining every day very publicly about how shit he'll be in office) only to then ask for another presidential election before he takes office

kek

Better make the font slightly bigger too.

Everyone would literally piss their pants because then they would be faced with the harsh reality of losing all the special privileges they had built up in the prior relationship if they rejoin

What special provisions? Why does the UK want to leave something they founded that sounds retarded lmao

you are actually retarded

So how many times do we have to do it before we implement a result?

protip: it is retarded

>Will Big Liz survive another 5 years?
kek, easy shes almost 93 and still riding horses

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They literally changed the font when resubmitting Teresa Mays deal to be voted on the second time. I'm not joking

Until we actually get a result maybe? We're not exactly close to one yet

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceremonial_mace#United_States
Y-Yeah, how stupid, what a backwards country, lol

We don't have the Euro, We aren't part of the Schengen Zone, those are the two of the really huge exceptions we have. A lot of people voted to leave the EU based on lies peddled by people like Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage, then the day after the referendum, they all skulked off into the shadows.

youtube.com/watch?v=Uems1e1PscA

The thinking man's (aka my) opinion is that they should hold a referendum about if they want a no deal Brexit or the deal May has negotiated so far.
It's pretty clear the EU won't budge on their current deal and thanks to sheer incompetence from everyone in the UK involved in this time has ran out to explore things like custom unions etc. And let's be fair here, if the UK has to participate in the EU general elections this year it would just be sad

That’s kinda what they tried to do with Russiagate/ZOMG fascism. The key to running a democratic country is mitigating the effects of democracy without looking too authoritarian.

ORDAH ORDAH, WOULD THE RIGHT HONOURABLE MEMBER FOR LAGOS PLEASE STOP SHAGGING MY WIFE

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Just twice. Evoking article 50 was not the point of no return. There would be no time for a third referendum if leave won now.

73% turnout is pretty good in any scenario.

If a second referendum is held its only because they want them to vote differently this time so they should just cut out the middle man and cancel brexit outright

>As one of the founding members
No we aren't. Our opt out were due to reeeeeing in the 80's

Rebate and shit. THey want to leave because they spent decades shifting the blame for their own incompetences and taking credit for EU funds. If they leave, they'll just change the tune and blame the EU for sabotaging their plans, they never learn

KEK

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How do you reply to this you Brexshit bigots? Ill wait

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Once in a generation vote they said.
Implement your will they said.

We're not part of the original 6, we're not founders.

Mate, you don't know what Scots are like. One of them says "I bought a flute" and twenty minutes later half of Glasgow is on fire

There's still the problem of negotiating that with the EU

We already had a result though.

So what happens if remain wins the second vote with a smaller turnout but similar majority?

Is he still hiding under tables?

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>So what happens if remain wins the second vote with a smaller turnout but similar majority?
Quantum Brexit, we become both in and out of the EU at the same time

i stopped following the brexit thing. shouldnt that have gone through last year and also the year before that?
t. kraut

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>So what happens if remain wins the second vote with a smaller turnout but similar majority?
Latter vote takes precedence. If there is enough popular support for it (unlikely), try another referendum in 3 years.

I'm going to need more information

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Because of Brexit Pret a manager may have shortages of my Artichoke, Olives & Tapenade baguettes?! Did you ever think about that? So lets just cancel and avoid a catastrophe

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So like you are doing now?

Tfw Royalist cucks are so assmad at you, they decided to dig up your cadaver out of a wall 3 years after your death and execute you.

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Anyone read Owen Jones twitter just to get angry at what a fraudulent little weasel he is?

Is this the legendary Black Rod?

>BEOPLES BOAT

So the referendum with less votes beats the one with more votes?

What was the point of the first one?

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LOL

what's funny about the custom's union is that two years ago no one knew what the fuck it was. now we're like OH MY GOD THE CUSTOMS UNION.

Agreed. Parliament can fuck around with their alternatives as much as they want but at the end of the day the EU isn't gonna agree to any of it.
The options haven't changed in months: May's deal, no deal, or no Brexit. If parliament can't agree on one of the three, send it to the people.

first he bangs your door
then he bangs your wife

More recent referendum is more important than older one, yes.

>and see how it goes

the problem is that people already know what will happen, it's just that a large group of swing voters don't believe it will be a problem because they don't understand what a trade deal does or what it is.

Parliament can't agree on fucking anything, they've shot down May's deal, no deal, all 8 of their alternative suggestions (which the EU wouldn't agree to anyway), cancellation.
Someone's gotta break the tie and I'd rather it be the people than May.

Redpill me on the DUP

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I mean, the guy literally banned celebrating things like Christmas, Easter, Birthdays. Banned singing, theatre, basically anything that was fun.

So our most recent referendum (2016) is more important than the older one (1975)?

So why haven't we implemented it yet?

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Norway pays a fuckton more than the UK does currently into the EU to access its markets without any say in its administration, its a fucking pipe dream that Tories and Labour both try to bluff the electorate with

Referendum not neverendum

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it helps that Trump doesn't actually want to try to be President.

Their very presence in parliament is a threat to the peace process in Northern Ireland and the fact that they've got May by the balls is a shit show unprecedented in modern British politics. Fuck the DUP.

Because the parliament is retarded

miss big dave Tbh

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t. sinn fein

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Bros what the fuck happened to Farage? He just disappeared

>So why haven't we implemented it yet?
The government made promises they weren't able to keep. Disorderly no deal Brexit was not what was sold to the public in 2016. A new referendum (or a GE) is needed to resolve the deadlock.

Isn't that the entire point of the Guardian's opinion section? I read it to make sure that I haven't gone too far into left wing politics and reached stupidity.

Same, he'll be back sooner rather than later

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hes laying low, he said recently that if bregsit wasnt fulfilled he would rise from the ashes to lead or some shit

based irl Stannis

He's leading a new party that isn't being distracted by the muzzies.

Yeah, he went a bit off at the end, but before that, man, what a lad he was.

LBC talkshow host

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Just accept the fucking no-deal you britcucks. For fucks sake, you have no negotiating power with these euro cunts. They're not going to offer you guys any decent deal that doesn't fuck you over in some way because they have nothing to lose and everything to gain from you leaving.

Take the no-deal and just get the fuck out. This shit should never have taken 3 goddamn years. Your government is so fucking incompetent it hurts to watch.

>What was the point of the first one?

TO KEEP CAMERON PRIME MINISTER

LOL

Sammy Wilson (on the extreme right) could very well be clinically retarded, he was photographed running nude in a french forest with Ian Paisleys daughter 20 years ago (despite both being single protestant fundamentalists). He was also strangely a Yea Forums meme ten years ago, some guy used to make blank threads with his image, it was actually me who first identified him to Yea Forums, these threads continued for about 2 years

Other than that, they're a party supported by a lot of big protestant farmers whose own union told them brexit is gonna fuck them up but they're still happy to crash out on no deal because reasons...

Please don't bully dave

He was a snake oil salesman. he just wanted to get rich off convincing rich people to make donations to his campaign. He made big losing speech like 10 minutes after the referendum votes started coming in and then had to back pedal about winning before disappearing into the night.

He was replaced by Rees-Mogg.

elaborate

Isn't there a big scandal were the DUP wasted like a billion pounds on some crooked scheme involving farmers? It's strange that they are so close to the government in London now and everyone just forgot, it was in the news for a little while and then just stopped.

>25 years in EU parliament trying to get the UK out
>all so he could make a couple of grand from campaign donations

wow that's really smart 4D chess

exactly. because norway doesn't have to abide by all the laws, they have to pay more to access the benefits, which makes perfect sense to any adult, but not to a significant section of the UK public.

Nah, it's more like when folk can't choose between ordering pizza and curry and then they vote and it's 4-4 with another guy saying he's probably wanting a curry but he wants to see the menu first so one of the girls calls up the curry place before anyone decides what they even want, without knowing what's even on the menu. Half the lads are still asking to get a pizza from the curry place, some are asking for the spiciest vindaloo around, some are saying that they hate spicy food so they're going to fuck off home meanwhile the girl that called the place keeps telling the restaurant down the phone to hang on a minute while folk decide but the curry place is saying they've got another minute to make their order or they're hanging up.
It's all just fucked nine ways to Sunday and no one in parliament gives a shit because it's not them that are going to get fucked if they balls it all up.

He got a pretty nice paycheck from the EU over the years as well. The man's a toad.

May is in the DUPs pocket as they kept the tories in power last election

you need to realize he's under pressure to be just as crazy as a Daily Mail columnist but in the opposite direction.

Fuck the DUP and the IRA, I just don't want my local banks getting bombed again because Father Tim has to have his van checked whenever he visits Father Ted in the Republic.

Well yeah? You get paid to work, user.

He was backed by millionaires and probably a couple of billionaires, not to mention getting paid a big pay check to go to the EU parliament and do sweet fuck all except cause a scene now and then.

I read in Private Eye he lives in a 4 million london townhouse. he's done good.

He wanted Britain to leave the EU
Once Leave won the referendum he stopped engaging with politics since he thought his job was done
He's been trying to get back involved over the past while once it became obvious that parliament weren't going to honour the referendum but it hasn't really worked, at this point most people are mainly just too tired of it all to be swept up, the edge of the Leave block has been worn blunt by constant disappointment.

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I don't get £6,537 a month to irl shitpost about politics. I do it for free online.

He literally was (is?) an investment banker, same with Rees Mogg

this analogy is especially fitting given that neither pizza or curry originate in the UK

Yes, it collapsed the N.Irish government. The funny thing is despite being a protestant fundamentalist party they are corrupt as fuck in their business dealings and would do this shit again no problem if they thought they would get away with it because they know they're still get votes anyway. Hilariously the DUP where they only ones to complain about westminster severely cutting down on those payments to boiler owners but voted for the provision anyway. May fucked herself over by going into bed with them but anyone in N.Ireland could have told her this

wait hang on though
you're right, MEPs make like 180 grand a year, not including allowances
So how is he richer from making Britain LEAVE the EU?

Difference is the daily mail is the biggest online newpaper using click bait and the gradiuan is going bust

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Teresa May is a perfect example of why women shouldn't be elected into positions of power.

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farage gets waaay more than that just from his eu parliament pension/salary/i forget which.

They propagate a pick and mix approach but Norway has to retain a significant alignment to its customs union and single market

he was making a lot more than that in his previous job though

Farage has never done any work in Brussels or Strausbourg, he just makes irrelevant soundbite speeches in session and walks out after he's recorded

Yeah because genuises like Gove, Johnson and Javid would really be doing a better job. Unironically have sex.

Getting millionaire/billionaire backers to your campaign doesn't mean they're going to put that money directly into your pocket

youtube.com/watch?v=Ht40yrt3VrY

He spend like 5 years on the stock exchange trading metals, he wasn't making millions of pounds.

Thatcher saved the country m8

You must be retarded, because he leads a big group of MP's and has 2 decades of networking under his belt.

He's one of, if not the most popular member of the european parliament

what's great is that by staying out of the EU Norway has been able to avoid all the negative cultural repurcussions created by people reacting badly to cultural shifts they don't like.

just give brexit voters what they ask for and all will be calm again!

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In fact I'm pretty sure there's a lot of laws and things that specifically make sure you can't do that!

Have you ever been to the EP or watched one of the sessions he's in? He add's absolutely nothing to the topic or legislative files, just wastes everybodys time with a hissyfit speech and leaves immediately to let the rest get back to the business of actually legislating