Dear Peele

Dear Peele
I texted you, you still ain't callin
I left my Twitter and my MADTV resume at the bottom
I sent a couple sketches back in autumn, you must not've got em
There probably was a problem with my connection or something
Sometimes they cut my power when I'm insolvent
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man? How's your "daughter"?
My ex was pregnant too, before we began parting
If I had a son, guess what I'ma call him?
I'ma name him Jordan

I heard about Get Out too, I'm sorry
All that #OscarsSoWhite shit was just frontin'
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'd like to see
A reunion between the Academy Award Winner and me
We owe it to the fans bro, at least a callback sketch or three
Please don't think of me as white; I'm 1/64 parts Cherokee
Anyways, I hope you get this, Peele, hit me back
Just to chat, dear colleague
This is Key

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based

Based and dubspiled

Based and tripspiled

checks gone dry and im wondering why
i got into sketch comedy at all
foreclosure sign on my window
and i cant pay at all

Blessed thread, the new era of JUST is upon us!

Kinda messed up he would leave his boy behind. All that fame and hype went to his head.

a friendship ended... why did this happened??

Didn't he fuck off to make shitty indie comedies without Peele first?

he always looked insufferable

there's always a jannetty in a pair and a matter of time before they reveal themselves