Scientologists Forced to watch Tom Cruise Movies

>Tom Cruise is considered a ‘deity’ within the Church of Scientology and lower-ranked members are reportedly encouraged to see the actor’s films multiple times, according to a previous Scientologist.

>It was also reported that lower-ranking Scientologists are told by their leaders to see Cruise’s movies, with thousands of tickets apparently bought for his Mission: Impossible and Jack Reacher franchises to increase the actor’s box office.

>”Every time a Tom Cruise movie came out they’d buy all his tickets. It could be 500, 1,000, up to 2,500 people. I’m not kidding.”

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That's probably not the worst you can be forced to watch. Not even nearly.

Based

>was supposed to be a priest
>became a god himself
mega based

Yeah, imagine watching Travolta movies all day

>forced to watch kino

No wonder MI movies make money, the last one was kinda shit.

>scientologists have decent taste in film
Good to know

This, there are worse Scientologists actors and actresses to be choose. They can watch a lot of kinos featuring Tom Cruise, from earlier on his career until the actual action films he's doing. Imagine just sign to Scientology just to watch Tom Cruise free movies at some cinema every day/week

Imagine having to watch everything Sam Jackson's been in or Eric Roberts

It's because he is one of the top donators. They all get made "dieties" kind of like some patron reward thing

That would be actually cruel.

Cant Bruise the Cruise!

B A S E D

Catholics still have em beat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican's_list_of_films

Sounds like a good time

Imagine being this based
Based

Based. His movies are kino

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican's_list_of_films
>No Young Pope
Shame!

So what kind of dirt does Scientology have on Tom Cruise that he cant leave?

looks like i'm joining scientology

>free

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wait wait wait

So scientology is in trouble because it makes it's members buy movie tickets

and christianity gets a pass because it just takes people's money without giving them anything back

I'd do it anyway. Even his worst movies are miles ahead of other CGI shitfest blockbusters.

Name a bad Tom Cruise movie. Name ONE.

based. i love tom cruise movies.

Cocktail is the only one I can name. Everything else has something to offer.

Sounds like he doesn't want to leave. He gets a nice box office bump for his dedication.

>walking near the local scientology temple
>hear the faint sound of music
>get closer
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

the list was made in '95

>leaving a cult that literally deifies you
For what reason

500, 1000, or even 2500 tickets are not gonna make any difference at all in total box office. This is probably a story by the Mouse trying to take away from the Captain Marvel ticket fraud rumors.

I've always fantasized about joining some crazy religion like Scientology but my dreams were shattered realizing the religion is there to exist to milk all of your money. It's just a business front.

War of the Worlds. And fuck you, you can't just cut out half the movie and say THINK OF THE BEGINNING!!!!

Fucking kek

whats the problem?

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that list is kino as fuck

They almost definitely have dirt on Travolta. He's clearly gay so they probably have footage of him confessing to his gay urges during one of those weird e-meter tests.
Cruise is literally worshipped as God and has an army of slaves and underlings doing whatever the hell he asks, why would he even want to leave? He has the near-unlimited power of being at the top of the Scientology food chain combined with a likability with the general public. The best of both worlds.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican's_list_of_films

K I N O
H O L Y , B L E S S E D
K I N O

Literal Kino God

desu his flicks are pretty rewatchable

Why isn't John Travolta treated the same?

Not the worst but Cruise Movies generally suck. 1 in 10 is usually ok.

Scientology is just Judaism for wasps

Why would he want to?

News for you pal, Tom is also gay.

faggot

Wtf I love Scientology now.

>there are people who worship Tom Cruise as an actual God
Where does he even go from here?

fuck off

How fucking retarded do you need to be to pay for that shit lmao

Gonna go a little further here.
Pick the fucking worst movie Tom Cruise did in his entire life.
Still good.

based

This just makes me think Tom Cruise is even more based

Actually all of his movies are at LEAST ok and I mean all of them (100%).

t capeshit fan

M:I 6

I'd be removed for choosing to rewatch Collateral instead of the 900th edition of Tom Cruise saves the planet. Its been pretty obvious in the last decade the church has been pushing him to only do projects where he is the literal saviour of mankind. Which is sad because he's a solid actor and should be allowed stretch his legs.

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>forced

what on earth is this

Pretty good 2bh

absolutely fucking based

Yea ... “So” !? A dude’s got enthusiastic followers!!!

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You are like throwing da fastball that ain’t really fast in here. C’mon Yo !!! Get hold of yourself.

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>gotta join Tom's club
>gotta watch TOM KINO
I'm down with some TOM KINO

excellent taste, as expected from the capital of true Europe

>in 100 years if scientology is still a thing tom cruise will be worshipped as a god or a saint
so that was his plan from the beginning, he was playing the long game from the start

Basado y rojoempastillado

pildora not pastilla you idiot nigger

friendly reminder that Tom Cruise literally became a god in one of his movies

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>being the jesus of a new religion
Must feel incredible

Wtf I love Scientology now!

Awful taste.

kek

Are scientologists forced to read all this shit, and more?

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>tfw Tom puts 110% into his movies because he doesn’t want his fellow Scientologist to sit through shitty films
what a stand up guy

I'm still amazed people could read this garbage and think the dude really talks to aliens and give all their money to serve as a slave to him

These mentally ill people deserve it.

Kudos to Hubbard for creating a whole religion out of his own imagination instead of writing Christian fanfics *cough*Joseph Smith*cough*

You realize Cruise is using this to his advantage and is a manipulative evil uncaring cunt?

I wonder if any of them are good

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cruise describes his own position accurately. he's not a deity, but he's the ultimate example of a good scientologist. and he gets waited on hand and foot. everyone who works for him is in scientology and he doesn't have to pay them anything for extremely diligent work
>as Cruise would later scold a Scientologist girlfriend who had suffered through severe menstrual pain during dinner with Miscavige and therefore shown disrespect to both men: “You don’t get it. It goes like this. First, there’s LRH.” Cruise had raised his hand in the air and lowered it as he counted. “Then, there’s COB. Then there’s me.”

pic related is "the basics" books and audio. here's a three hour presentation given to scientologists who already bought them on why they should buy them again
scientology.org/david-miscavige/renaissance-for-scientology/basic-books-and-lectures.html

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lmao what the fuck

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Still wondering why the US government hasn't shut this crazy shit down and actually given them immunity from the IRS.......

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No ones told you yet?

>yfw the scientology version of Collateral have Tom Cruise character winning at the end, and you can only watch it if you are at the last rank of Scientology mastery
Life is unfair

Marie Kondo will be proud

I was told to listen to the transformers movie soundtrack in my local mormon church.

*gets assassinated*

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scientologists are the memers of the Life MMORPG

What was the reason? legit interest

For the same reason all those shady-looking megachurches are allowed to exist.

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they said the music is as spiritually relevant as the classics, and that without the movie, you could listen to it to benefit from it.

so...saint?

PBUH

My uncle started a cult and was able to retire at 43. Religion is an amazing tool.

Damn, Catholics have fucking top tier kino 10/10 taste in film.

Fucking kys my dude

youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

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based desu

>He gets a nice box office bump for his dedication.

>2500 tickets
>$10 each
>$25,000 bump

>Steve Jablonsky
>as spiritually relevant as the classics
well, there are a lot better film composers than thim to say that tbqh. Best he scored was Steamboy and was a chink film (He's also half japanese).
He also scored The Sims 3, kek

The Mummy

kek

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did he got any cult member pussy with it? Did he also got some of that pussy for you too?

You have a lot to learn about Scientology. Watch Remini's series on it. Good watch.

>>Steve Jablonsky
no it was Hans Zimmer.

>"reee we anonitards do not expect us xD reee scientology reeeeee member 5rd nobember"
meanwhile i don't think i don't have to mention what kind of cults and religions have plagued the western world over the last 15 years. why were these tards so adamant on taking down scientology?

From the first MI and before, he is a grinning madman and the movies are not very good. Risky Business and Top Gun both suck. Fuck all his early shit. Garbage.

Now since then .... Ive liked all of it. Even Mummy.

Probably the Mummy, on repeat. SUckedso much ass. Which for him is rare film wise, Lions for Lambs and MI:2 are also pretty shit. The rest are watchable, good or fantastic.

The Mummy fucking sucked so bad, and he looks waaaay old and out of place in it.

>why didn't they focus on every other cult instead of the one that's in the public eye and which has done a bunch of illegal shit but still gets to be a religion
Go get your thetans cleansed and it might come to you.

BASED

Didnt he kill Katie Holmes, or am i seriously out of the loop?

name 9 bad Tom Cruise movies and the 1 you consider good, go ahead faggot, I fucking dare you

its all true, all of it

Based Cult of Kino

Unironically the government should lock up all ranking members of the Church. Execute all head of the church and charge the rest with treason, fraud, kidnapping, terrorism (its more focused on individuals but still counts), and extortion/blackmail. Its status as an official religion should be revoked as well.

The Mummy's kino and a step in the right direction (although still bogged down a bit) after these godawful Sommers flicks.

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I don’t even care which ones he picks, I’m putting an ice pick through his eyeballs the second he replies to you.

i have to google that up. i believe in my country there isn't such thing as a scientology.
let me rephrase my original post: why didn't anonitards went after radical islam?

Hans Zimmer only did additional music score for the 2009 and 2014 films, Steve Jablonsky is the composer of all Michael Bay Transformers films, your church tricked you.

He only kill her inside, perhaps. After Tom Cruise she started dating Jamie Foxx

Nothing
Scientology is the anti jew

ooo you're hard

Their children do not however.

Imagine believing all this garbage made up by a terrible writer lmao. How retarded can you be?

Pic related was directed by a Marxist. What did the Vatican mean by this?

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Christians do not take people's money

I don't know the specifics but the transformers track they recommended (and played) at our mormon church was made by Hans Zimmer (they talked about it and named him). Maybe they fucked up or something I don't remember the name or the specific movie.

Jack Reacher 2
Rock of Ages
Eyes Wide Shut (shut up Kube-faggots)
Cocktail
Top Gun (rewatched it. Fucking sucked)
Allthe Right Moves
Losin It

Most of his movie are fantastic but these suck.

What is this pic trying to convey other than both films have a similar plot?

Legend or Mission Impossible 2?

according to my thetan checker, ur gay.

the 'epic Anonymoose trollsmen' of a decade ago are all liberal redditors today. They wouldn't dare go after an actual dangerous religion like Islam. Much easier for them to cry about their parents making them go to church on sundays or pretend to be anarchists by spamming the website of an irrelevant nothing like Scientology.

Transformer saga is another OST which was made by Hans Zimmer's minions, he often works with another composer who does all the work and at the end plaster his name too on the work. He's well known for doing that.

For Transformers he's credited in Music Department and not in Composer department for example. Jablonosky is credited as Composer in all Transformers movies until Bumblebee one.
Hans Zimmer:
>imdb.com/name/nm0001877/
Steve Jablonsky
>imdb.com/name/nm0413011

2,500 people can't make much of a dent in the box office and besides it's not the same thing as running ghost screenings.

He was one of the fastest writers around. No one has ever accused him of having actual skill.

Nice

>why didn't they go after some random islamic guys nobody's heard of instead of fucking with famous people who claim to believe a shitty sci-fi book
It's truly a mystery for the ages. I mean, Osama Bin Laden was RIGHT THERE! These anonymous guys must be secret muslims or something. Why else would they be fucking with innocent scientologists.

>MI2
It was pure action kino.

Lions for Lambs and Mission Impossible 2 were both weak as fuck. You either completely forgot Lions for Lambs was a thing, or you never knew about it in the first place, that's how bad it is.

wtf

>Denmark 3
>Sweden 2
Denmark confirmed top tier

He's also a world famous and hugely influential beloved celebrity who makes the Church look very good by association. And when you're trying to conceal you're a brainwashing cult and pyramid scheme built on slave labour that tortures and abuses its members while isolating them from their family and friends and any system of support while stalking and harassing anybody who tries to leave that's very valuable to you.

Ok StalinMaoHitler. Freedom means the freedom to form and join dumbass cults, for better or worse. Freedom has a cost.

wtf Yea Forums told me he got out of scientology

>It's a Wonderful Life makes the cut for values
Proof that Capra+Stewart kino is literally saintly

Considering all they're forced to confess during auditing and the favours David Miscavige has done for him over the years (I can't really remember but I remember in one of the documentaries they mentioned using Scientology slave labour to improve one of his cars for free) his career would be ruined if he ever left. As it is, Scientology's money and influence continue to pave the way for his career and silence any negative press he might get.

>silence any negative press he might get
I don't think they're silencing negative press so much as everyone got burned out on mocking the guy and scientology as a whole for being weird. The guy just had to stay relatively low profile for a few years after the Katie Holmes mess, then he went right back to doing his thing, because the outrage machine doesn't really have that long a memory. People still joke about the scientology thing, so much so it's the go to refrain from normies whenever he's brought up.

M:I6 was boring as fuck, this user is right.

>The sacrifice
but that film is absolute garbage and don't make any sense

>no movies released after 2000
boomer bullshit

The list was made in 95 you dumb fuck.

Blessed list.