SHAZAM!

SHAZAM!

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>Captain Marvel already BTFO by Alita
>About to be BTFO by Shadzam
Wew, can Marvelets even catch a break?

Reddit humor:
>pushed by corporations
>safe, middle of the road, insincere, appeals to a wide variety of interest groups
>glorifies the image of the product it is pushing
>conforms to corporate and elite interests
>anti-democratic
>created by committee to sell products
>tries too hard to become a meme and in the process embed itself within the minds of consumers to sell more crap related to the franchise
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Yea Forums humor:
>anonymous origins
>free, democratic, open source
>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>not created to push a product or message, but rather to amuse and humor individuals
>created for a specific group of enlightened users, not dumbed down for the masses
>memes are not forced by corporations, but rather become popular due to their innate appeal
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>DUDE WHAT IF A ZOOMER GOT SUPERPOWERS

This ain't it man

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Here's your theme song bro

>Shazam!
>Just say the N-word

why would I trust rotten tomatoes let alone 4 chan?

You guys spent 3 weeks splurging about Captain Marvel sucking ass, and it was actually pretty good. No one cares what you guys think, so go shill your shit else where.

I must say it was refreshing to see a humor movie that didn't relied on main the character being a smartass compulsive quipper like Deadpool and Guardians of the Galaxy for once.

Captain Marvel was trash.

>and it was actually pretty good.
LOL

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OP is from Yea Forums
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>black kid with a black dad
yeah, that's pretty funny

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You didn't see captain marvel

Saw the advanced screening on Saturday. It’s legitimately the best DCEU movie and better than probably 80% of the MCU. The tone does feel very inconsistent at times, going from really dark to really lighthearted. But considering the movie is about a kid becoming an adult, it kind of fits. What’s interesting is that Billy as a kid does more of the heavy emotional lifting whereas Shazam is the more light and humorous one. The end fight is t the same weak bullshit we’re fed in most other capeshit. It has moments that keep it fresh and the payoff is great. It’s a really good time.

>DC buys critics

Good, about time they sunk to Marvels level

But will they buy their own tickets ?

Shazam isnt reddit humor, Deadpool is

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Yes it is and so is Deadpool
Shazam! stole the title(reddit:the movie) from Ready Player One which stole the title from Deadpool which stole the original title from Guardians of the Galaxy

I love how she actually went back to it and changed the 3 she originally gave it to a 4, i think she got called about it because it literally makes zero sense to give Shazam such a low score because at worst its absolutely harmless.

based

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>I aknowledge that the movie is good but I will give a rotten score anyway.

This is probably what caused them to add her to the shill list.

>better than probably 80% of the MCU
>It’s a really good time
>Implying that at least 20% of the MCU is a really good time or better (assuming you're old enough to post here)

It's all coming together

>Passable action movie with nothing else about it to add to its quality
sounds like something not worth watching.

Iron Man 1, Thor 1, Cap 2, Guardians 2, Infinity War, Ant-Man, arguably Civil War

Feel free to post a wojak you memeing retard

But user, I can't trust your judgement if you consider 20% of the MCU at least watchable. It's all trash.