Captain Cheese btfo

Dios mio…..

Asher Angel is so cute

Dude, seriously, thanks for that. I’m legit psyched the fuck up right now. I’m going to get off my ass and go find an adventure.

you just KNOW!

>the Critics Consensus for CM is the most generic boilerplate praise they could come up with
wew

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>makes use of the franchise's formula
>and that's a good thing

DC has better music. Only Avengers and Thor 3 have memorable soundtracks in all of Marveldom.

Shadowkike

Darla spin off....WHEN

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based zack using the Jews' own tactics against them

Hey a Superhero theme that actually sounds heroic. When was the last time we got something like this, the first Captain America?
youtube.com/watch?v=V9uCJjNWo8c

How did a bio written in 2010, get an image from 2012?

Imagine believing RT scores in this day and age

I just saw captain marvel the other day because my gf wanted to.

It was okay. It wasn't a terrible movie but the girrrrl power theme really turned me off.

Personally I think women can relate to male hero figures more than men can relate to female hero figures, because in real life most actual heros are male. Thus, the male hero fantasy is reality-based whereas the female hero fantasy is delusional.

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Goddam, this shit is fantastic. Makes me think of Back to the Future in all the best ways.

I'll never forget the lulz I had the day Rotten Tomatoes shut down all the DCfags spamming their site. You all were here literally crying. It was like somebody murdered all your moms. I've never seen such butthurt and incel rage in my entire life. It's like a grown up took away your favorite toy.

...I lost what little respect I had for DCucks that day.

do you have a pic of the other girl?

>1 billion incoming
dream much, dc fag, endgame is coming

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How did you feel about all the 10/10s that *didn’t* get deleted? We’re you you proud of them?

What?

What was his real name?

If you're lucky DCuck you might get a quarter of a billion at best

Zachary Pugh

Levi’s his middle name. His family name is Pugh, originally from Wales, I think.

>my capeshit is going to make more money for my multinational corporation than your multinational corporation will Make from your capeshit
>actually cheering for that
Nuke the planet

>Two good comic movies
It's a good time to be a comic fan.

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Shazam is shit fro dc kids tho.

How will edgy limp wristed feminine cucks ever compete with chad fun loving capekino?

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>shit fro dc kids tho.
Still, gonna watch and probably like it.
Company wars gives me a headache.

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Why didn't we get a sexy Captain Marvel like this?

yeah

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Its going to be a fun, campy movie. You can't even really compare it to Captain Marvel because they're almost two different genres entirely.

>meagan good is jewish
this is fake

Half the critics compare it to Raimi's Spider-Man

And the other half are now in an internment camp

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Finally !

Would the real Captain Marvel please stand up

Honestly a good comparison. It's the best Spider-Man movie we've had since

Nah, I got the Darla pic off of Yea Forums
No one has posted the other ShazamFam

I thought he was Jewish. This makes me like him less.

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Yea, Shazam has always been kind of gay.

>Two
Captain Marvel is shit.

>Levi
>not a kike

this

His last name is Pugh

>can't be bothered to read all of three fucking sentences.

>not only condoning your gf watching capeshit, but join her
grow a pair or neck yourself

See Shills will tell you he's only pretending though

are you actually retarded?

posting random screenshots from some far right sites doesn't help your case though.

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>bunch of incels inflating a score on a page normies DONT look to choose movies in theaters
bravo

>just say the word

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>Captain Marvel fell another 1%
>will spill the popcorn without any brigading

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I tried to vote 3/5 on Captain Marvel yesterday and it AUTOMATICALLY filled the comment section with a bot comment. I think RT was doing it so it would automatically not be counted. Fortunately I caught it and deleted the comment and wrote my own.

>she got the large popcorn
>he got the medium popcorn

because he's not. Go to you retard if you can't even do basic research.

Avengers music was godawful and forgettable just like the rest of the MCU.

>falling for the large

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this
it's just a 5 second snippet that became memorable

I hope he doesn't die before seeing it

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>Top movie is about Superman but with the mind of an young kid and plays around with what people in their youths would do as Superman
>Bottom movie is about Superman but if he was a human girl and is generic capeshits #2643
Shazam is great since its such a breath of fresh air from the rest of the capeshits that are basically just another Superman/Batman story, but with some gimmick power they have and adds nothing actually new to capeshit stories.

Me too. Based gramps.

Yes, i'm sure that kids and moms will choose to watch a three hour 'part 2' movie that will result in the kids pissing themselves or crying as opposed to roughly an hour or two of randomness that is bound to keep the kids entertained.

What was the bot comment ?

>soul vs. soulless

>jewing the jew

Fuck, now I gotta go to the movies for this

Whoopi Goldberg changed her last name to Goldberg for that very reason at the advice of her mother.

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I_am_Robbie_the_synthetic_comment

Is Shazam the perfect zoomer movie?
>dabbing
>fortnite dances
>main character and his friends are zoomers
>cape$hit

Remember when critics had the balls to call shit like that formulaic?

Nice file name,fren!

>Big Red Cheese
>is not played by Brie Larson

Kek

ok, incel

That hasn't been the case it at least 10
Years

This subreddit got triggered so hard by Captain Marvel they became capefans.

t. cryptokike

Exactly.

I've got to be honest guys, I though Shazam wasn't that good.

It was funny, but anytime it wasn't making jokes it was pretty meh.

have sex

Wow! I hope you've all prepurchased your tickets for Shazam™ and will purchase our soundtrack as well, just like I, another regular consumer, will.

CAPTAIN TOE JAM AND SHAZAM

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ROTTEN TOMATOES GOOD
ROTTEN TOMATOES BAD

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>Sandberg
>Not Jewish, just Swedish

Yo wtf

>Leading actor pretends to be a jew and is typecast as a jew
>Director pretends to be a jew and went from youtube short films to a superhero blockbuster
this film is full of /ourgoys/

Berg is a northern european name that happens to be used by jews and only gets associated with jews for some reason.

>More capeshit

Fuck. Off.

Shazam has a higher RottenTomatoes score than last years Oscar Winner.