Jennette McCurdy

>Doesn't she camwhore on youtube now
i wish she did camwhoring instead

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>tfw she's gone the way of Drake Bell
waiting for her to start streaming on Twitch

Are any of her short films worth watching?

>Miranda gave her that shitty apartmen
Do you think they are lesbian lovers? muh muh dick wants to believe

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>Be woman
>Be pretty
>Milk modern political "hot topic" issues with little actual substance to them
>Virtue signal
>Climb the ladder to stardom and success
This is why we are good goys.

If anyone has the webm of her shaking her ass on snapchat or whatever normie platform it was I would very much like to see that. She was in tight sweatpants and it was glorious

fuck no, it looks like typical film school tier

If she has a high net worth and lives in a shit apartment, it's because she wants to save her money, dumbasses. I don't want to defend this kike whore for a second, but you must admit that she has passion. She wants to be some sort of big film director some day like Jew Jew Abrams perhaps?

she aint even that great to look at her head is too big

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Oh yeah that's the one. Based.

not if you're young and dumb. and the only one who was making mad dosh was miranda, something like 200k per episode.

of course she took her shoes off

And Miranda? What's going on with her? Did she quit acting or what?

shed be perfect in mfc

You are a nice gentleman, but if she lives in a shit apartment is because she is poor. Poor thing, she was so big with iCarly.

college ruined her

>First DANNED
>then BLACKED
>ending CHINKED
I like her facial features and body but damm what a backlog.

lol, obviously I wanted to post: "icarly money can't last forever". Sorry.
But yeah, only Miranda is set for life thanks to her insane icarly paycheck. At what price though. Just imagine her nigthmares.

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who the fuck cares about her head size

look at her body of work idiot

What happened at college?

>he doesn't know

You don't want to know, just drop it.

based

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That ass jiggle made me spurt.
Im at work too.
My slender soft cock spurted the semen suspiciously defying my dignity.
Now I must change trousers. I'm known as the creepy pervert so they'll know I've been cumming in my pants again.

Why didn't she bleed that NBA negro dry? Embarrassing desu

oops

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>What's her life plan?
Becoming the #1 star at Evil Angel

Why not? What happened?

that's what happens when you cross ariana grande

Was she trying to impress a chad here or was this part of some random skit?

>shes 26 but looks like 33

the powa of bbc

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Incredibly, unequivocally based

FUNNY POWDER

BLACKED

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hahaha That crap was hot. Totally fappable. And to this day, I believe everything the USC boy told us.

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Legit?

We can only dream..

Unfortunately yes, it was confirmed by some frat members after the fact

Literally made for gangbang porn.

Still waiting her nudes. Hopefully, Miranda will be naked at her new movie. Heard rumors about it.

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Look at the furniture. She still hasn't moved out lol!

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>confirmed by some frat
story or sauce?

moar. NOW

nice tits
post more

>you had some nudes leak?
this was the best Eric Andre interview

damn she is awesome

Does those tits match the lingerie shots from 2014?

The sauce is right here and it was confirmed by some frat members after the fact. Can't you read?

Yeah, elaborate. I wanna hear more details. Not to fap, just for science.

not sure if serious or trolling

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How long ago was this? She doesn't look this good anymore

Interesting. At which fraternity?

What’s v juice like naked?

I don't have the post but one of the frat bros said he she was at the party mentioned in the screencap and wouldn't deny the version of events posted

ohh fuuug
she was my Nickfu before/during Victorious

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Probably user was trolling, but I want to believe too.

God those tits look incredible. So soft.

Das it mane, das it

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I bet his dick is bigger than her forearm.

How loose do you think is her pussy these days?

I'm not trolling, I didn't want to believe it but you can search reddit for the post, it should still be there

I would eat her shit

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post it then. good luck with that lol

Where I do I get a blonde pale gf?

Shame her face is so fucking ugly. Rocking body tho

well duh, if it's on reddit it's legit.

Imagine the T E X T U R E

Believe what you want, I certainly don't begrudge your innocence

gangbang porn is gay. Why would you want to see that many man asses and dicks?

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Well unfortunately this is not her. I do have some bits and pieces around here somewhere.

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>mommy

Literally how young are you? She's 26.

Ballsack

Wait, the newblood was a guy or a girl? if he was a guy he was totally homosexual

College campuses.

>What's her life plan?
having me cover her face with my baby batter like shes auditioning for a role as a krispy kreme donut.

Donuts don't have sperm on them, have you been eating donuts with sperm on them?

hello newfriend

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I could watch this all day, but I'd probably have to call my doctor for having an erection lasting over 4 hours

Burbank

That movie was such a tease

idaho, or montana.

And then she's coming home to me, loser.

I just want to see her choking on several dozen dicks and getting her holes filled over and over non stop.
She seems like that kind of a girl.

let me rephrase. where do I go to get a blonde pale gf who isn't overweight?

reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3krw6d/i_remember_the_first_time_i_went_to_a_usc_party/

You know, google that shit is very easy. 9 comments, 0 frat bros. Why do you lie like that lol

You sure showed him.

Dicks I can understand, but the asses? Too much.

Oh it's a pedo meme! My bad, carry on, you mentally handicapped suicide risk.

look for the ones that arent fatties. and stay away from those halfbreed girls up there too.

they all have injun stds.

And, by the way, this thread was better.

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>he thinks a subreddit dedicated to copypasta is the original where all the actual comments and participants were

Holy shit, maybe you're the pedo.

Did you look at the URL? That's from a copypasta page, it's not the original post retard

Projecting much? Lmao

He is a redditor. Of course he is retarded.

What's yours?

I lol'd

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this is what i opened the thread for thanks.

How new are you? The original ghost pasta was posted at Yea Forums, not reddit. And before you ask, nobody posted proof.

>The things I would do if I could just dive face first into her ass crack.

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>newfag only remembers the copypasta
Just because you weren't around when proof was posted doesn't mean it didn't happen

Retarded much? Post proof or let it go.

>jennettemccurdy.com/projects/
>Strong Independent Women
lmao.

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>but you were in iCarly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I know you don't want to believe it so you won't search for it, it's fine with me if you'd rather stay ignorant

I always thought this was happening in the background. Thats why we never hear about her nowadays. She is too used up.

thats the point where my prostate spasms and i splatter the wall.

That's a cool jacket.

holy FUCK i want it

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That's not propped against the wall it's propped against the door. She's a paranoiac.

Oh we all get it bitch. Attention.

kek

100% because of her leaked noods

imagine sinking your fingers into that and ramming your dick into her sopping pussy while she makes little mewling noises

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>A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling

Unironically, top writing. Some anons guessed Miranda Cosgrove herself wrote it.

She's a wholesome thot you incel bigot, she can succ all the attention out of me that she wants

How thirsty and mentally ill do you have to be to seriously find this pancake attractive?

California if you live in nice areas. I'm marrying one and the soft tit shit is the best.

I just want Miranda to cuckold me with a entire black fraternity.

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this guy gets it. i was hooking up with a girl from Long Beach (bixby knolls) who was short blond and cute tits

Cute white butt > chunky nigger ass

She doesn't even have a big ass for a white girl

Ah I see you're a man of taste as well. I spent a lot of time in nice long beach areas.

>3022 nude scene
pls be true

sadly we're not together anymore, the long distance wasnt working out, but looking back, i had it pretty good. i shouldve tried to make it work. i havent had a cute blonde like her since

What the fuck is with women taking their shoes off everywhere? I've seen bitches barefoot in filthy club floors.

Natural blondes are literally the best. In the nice areas they grew up right and I literally come home to a woman who has dinner ready.

If she can get that $5 million into a slow/non-aggressive stock portfolio, she could live a modest life on the dividends alone.

kys zoomers

Pretty sure no one actually has a cuck fetish and these posts are all Jews trying to meme it.

congrats man. never lose her

She just needs to quit working, find a man to marry, spread her legs and let her new husband take her to pound town until she's fat with his kids. A specimen like her needs to be bred hard and often.

i wonder if she's ticklish

imagine being her boyfriend and putting Preperation H on her ass because she has a bad habit of scratching and pulling out the hair around her anus when she's not paying attention

ETA to wall? I volunteer to pump her since I have the best genes here

>icarly
>zoomers

can't tell if b8 or newfag

wew

she looks like she fucks black men and jewish producers

Mid 2016

>2016 was 5 years ago
fuck

Thanks. I won't and I wish you the best in finding a good woman.

Jennette Mccurdy will be my girlfriend one day.

And I’m not joking around like the other fellas in this thread. Mark my words, one day I’m going to love this place and make something of my damn self, and Jennette Mccurdy will be my girlfriend/wife.

Its posted on the internet so it has to be.

>Muh shoes hurt my feet/ my feet are too hot

This

She looks like she’s in her early 30s

The state of white women.

>shes younger than me
perfect. nows my chance

Godspeed, user

>He says to a bunch of men in their 20s and 30s who have never had a girlfriend

They wear shoes that are borderline torture devices for "comfort", definitely not to attract men.

yes it aired in 2007

Sie sind ein Kind von Lebensborn?

>I'm known as the creepy pervert so they'll know I've been cumming in my pants again.

Do tell, user.

She looks like she fucks black guys

If a woman in her early 30s offered pussy you'd turn it down? Ok fag.

I want to suck on her perky tits and lick her delicious thighs. Also
youtu.be/bPa0-VexaP4

Was gonna say that

If the Dan "tie her up if she's a fighter hymen divider" Schneider money well dries up she could always do porn. We've already seen her naked and I'm sure we'd all love to see her tits bouncing around while she gets fucked in the arse

>Drake Bell, 31, as of 2018 has an estimated net worth of $3 million. While he no longer is getting steady work as an actor, Bell has continued to release music as well as maintain a rigorous touring schedule which explains how he was able to recover from his previous financial troubles.

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Is this a haiku?

Delicious

did they?

Reddit was a mistake

Said the mistake by their very own parents.

inb4 nerd rage

>tfw years ago she made a youtube video thanking her fans after she won some award with her tits hanging out
>jerked off to it many times
>can't find it anymore
I know the chances are slim, but does anyone have it?

I want milk

based Drummond

imagine the smell

>defending reddit
christ this place has nosedived

The one in lingerie is her, this isn’t.

Of what?

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>mommy is a pedo meme
Jesus Christ...

apparently Eric Andre didn't shower at all that entire season just to make his guests more uncomfortable

She literally ended their relationship because he was bad in the sack. Called him laughable. He likely isn't very well hung. She probably thought he was when they hooked up.

How much you think he got for Kingdom Hearts?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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Mod, go ahead and delete this shit thread

I feel like I'm watching CP when I see those gifs and webms. I forget that they literally aren't kids anymore.

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Shes fucking some weird cult leader who keeps giving her money and heroin. Shes not actually worth 5mil

Based mods and jannies know to get the fap in first

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She needs dubious amounts of cum loaded inside of her

>Drake and Josh project in the works
How long until she comes crawling back to do iCarly again?

5's say it is so

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girls don't care about dick size

The word you're looking for is "copious: you retard

>t. Dicklet

That's cute

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It's called "coitus"

You're just a wannabe child molester.

t. azn boi

I don't care what anyone says, I find her intensely attractive.

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twelve years ago

Wow. She got ugly.

biblically based and redpilled

literally NO ONE has a cuck fetish it really is just jews

id pee in her butt

she really is. it makes me sad i will never be rich enough or good looking enough for any woman never mind her, to be with me.

kek

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Not even cucks?

t.

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This the problem with bein black and having a small cock is white girls expect you to have some 12 inch horse dick to fulfill their fetish but even if you have a average cock they look at you like your tiny shits sad honestly fuck em tho I’m Voldemort and mgtow now

She's unironically living my dream.

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I bet you think micro penises are cute

no, and if they do exist ill punch their skull with a hammer

what's his name again tv?

I unironically love her cover of Carol King's 'So Far Away'

youtube.com/watch?v=pCxywNNrDAE

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Am I the only one who wants to see her get RICED in Japan?

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Sometimes they call me the Octopus as I ink myself.
I've been caught drooling while staring at feet, cleavage and visible panty lines.
Oh and my desktop is hentai. I had to change that. My phone's wallpaper is pornography. I like to masturbate on my lunch break in the car or restroom.

lmfao what do you do for a living

Homer?

what did the faggot jannie delete itt

>he doesn't have 4chanX
Ya snooze

Blacked.com

and bestiality

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my best mate had a cuck fetish and he told me one drunken night that he wanted me to fuck his gf, I internally thought less of him as a man but didn't say anything. then he tried to get me to fuck two of his gfs, and his wife later (we were friends for years, *were* ;_;) and they weren't having it because I'm a mong looking bastard lol. I am wondering if this is why he changed partners so much, they probably raged at him about this shit when I wasn't around

my cousin said the same thing to me, when he married this haggard bitch that had her tubes tied and was 15 years older than him.

her fucking face looked like a shar pei. with all the wrinkles and blown out blood vessels from drugging and boozing it up.

>He hasn't read of it yet
user, I...

What was her pussy like?

i fucking hate cucks

you could smell it from the interstate. she smelled horrible all the time. I was 20 at the time, and she was just horrible looking and smelling. she would just chain smoke those nasty cigar cigarettes and drink jugs of cheap vodka, and wine. she looks like a fucking mummy now.

dude it grossed me out. the thought of debasing yourself and your wife to feel shame since it reminds them of jerking off while peeking in on their parents fucking (you know it is the basis of cucking) and its the only thing to gets them excited.

This is why I feel I'm much more confident with being a lean 5'9" white guy with a 19x15cm cock than if I was a tall built guy with a comparatively small cock

Your right, my bro who’s white has a 7 inch dick and iv heard multiple girls he’s fucked say how he was a giant cock.

based

You know what they say: she smokes, she pokes

You have to be 18 to post here.

I actually want her to succeed but every one her short films look really fuckin bad. I mean the first one is called Strong Independent Woman and features a still of a woman sitting on the fucking toilet, which is literally the FIRST image I saw in my head when I read the title.
What the fuck is up with women and sitting on the toilet in film?

damn this is a based post

>the most interesting post is deleted
this place has gone to such shit it's phenomenal. This might as well be fucking Resetera or reddit. Just give us usernames now I guess.

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Jesus man, are you serious?

what was it? repost

About 38 bucks and a half drank pepsi.

lel none of my friends or extended relatives or Dad would help me in that situation

what?
seems like nudes

It was McCurdy's tits. Just google it

Half drank pepsi is better than a full bottle because you can piss in it and get a free full pepsi.

This really wasn't posted?

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oh yeah, I'm not really bummed, I could find it quickly. But the fact it couldn't be shown here is just more proof this place is fucked.

But was shown here. They let it up for a good amount of time. Obviously waiting for someone to post more. I was too

Why is she turning into buster keaton?

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>he pays for Yea Forums

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It's an extension. Are you a functioning retard?

I can't believe Dan got away with this.

Holy shirt! Real?!

EL AYUWOKI

I didn't say big, I said cute and cheeky.

Here's another good example

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zoomers have shit taste in women

>retards on the internet actually thought this was real

No retard, she has a bra on in the actual episode

Actually user, I was there.

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What are the logistics involved in faking something like this? How would you go about doing it? Seems like it's almost impossible to shoop.

Hi veronica, how’s it going.

your white impotence is showing

BLACKED WHEN?

I wish it was zoomers

she already was, just not filmed

I know what kind of scene this is trying to be, but she's got such BIG handfuls of titty, and a tight ass that squeezes perfectly.... like c'mon now.

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she said nothing happened and I’m inclined to believe her because they got in a big twitter fight and she’s not a single mother

Is this not her?

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She's her in my dreams

Pretty similar looking anyway

oh that's her alright

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Come, sweet death

she paying the toll

I would fug her though

Nose might actually be different.

based

drake is a piece of shit

Would you describe him as, "cheap"?

Might be the same nose. I can't fucking tell, but my dick loves those soft titties of hers

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I''ve named myself the unofficial ass man of the office, I wonder if they know

no. I’ve seen the set that came from with the face. unfortunately it’s not her

he's fairly aspie for a gigachad NBA player if you watch his interviews

Well damn wasn't expecting pure kino at this hour

>Drake isn't poor anymore

really? wuts he doing?

That set worth looking for?

Forgot my fucking pic

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not really, if I find it I’ll post it but no luck yet

Good luck!

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are you me?

This angle is just perfect isant it?

who dis

it sure feels like 2009 here

Oh yes. Those pits and that top. I want to pull it up slowly while her titties spill out. She's a cutie

the absolute state..

Should I have added that I have, in fact, had sex? You wouldn't fuck her?

me in the middle

>start dating a black NBA player
>your mother dies
>he breaks up with you
>easily replaced by the next batch of Dans harem

poor girl

Could've just stopped at the first one, to be honest

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I'm black now, wtf

He found a way
He found a way.

Here's your (you).

I want to sit on her face

>reddit screencap
kill yourself retard

You need to go back.

What type and color pantsu?!

Also lick her asshole.

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Daily reminder that men age like wine and women like milk

Based!!!!!

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oh you bet

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The room, sweetie. The room.

What's going through her mind while she's making this video?

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>i love the fact that her ass is so tiny that when she bends completely over her asshole jettisons out of the interior of her ass crack exposing itself like an eager, brown button

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