What a preposterous premise haha

what a preposterous premise haha

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How having sex feels like?

does putting my dick tip in a girls ass count>?

Sex tourism is cheap in asia.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

IMAGINE! a 14 years old CIS MALE VIRGIN!!!!

yes actually
that is a form of sex
I'd say you're a virgin still but one who has had sex

Isnt sex just a big hoax? You cant really prove me it is not

Have sex.

Have sex

Have sex with me

YES IM A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

But that's gay

That's ok life is gay

Have gay sex.

Depends who you're having sex with, what you're thinking about during it, etc, it's those factors that define sex, because at the end of the day it's the same as giving yourself a sloppy handjob (wanking)

give it time guys
when you get older you'll find a girl who'll be willing to settle down
you'll get to raise a family if you play your cards right

what's it like to for you to like someone and for them to like you back?

>settling down for an used up thirty something roastie who fucked 80 guys in her youth
No thanks, no way I would let a whore be the mother of my sons.

This but unironically, yet people will tell you >INCEL! WOMEN HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO ENJOY THEIR YOUTH, yes we'll nobody is stopping them, just don't expect me to marry them once their youth ends

>a woman's value lies in her number of sexual partners
lemme guess you a virgin?

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Good on you, genetic dead-end incels shouldn't reproduce.

t. future father of my wife's son(s)

lemme guess you're a cuck?

>women are objects, like cheerios are.
BASED

I'm 6"2, I have a 8 inches dick and I have a law degree. I've seen worse dead-ends than me, I just learned from women to be picky in my own way.

Lad

lol

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You guys didn't see anything. My radio is on, I lost my focus a few seconds.

I can't remember what you typed anygay

>in my own gay
Sure thing bud, you didn't call no homo you flaming homosexual faggot

I'm jerking off to your sister to prove you wrong.

What if she's a trap? Check and mate.

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Then stop being a useless male. There is nothing worse to society as a whole than a useless male. Otherwise accepts the leftovers of your Chad overlords

Traps aren't gay, newfag.

I make good money, my life is mostly fine, I don't feel useless to myself. Why would I let a thot ruin me?

nice bait, newfriend

>tfw 29yo touchless kissless virgin

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Have sex.