Your favourite movie

>The Assasination of Jessie James by the coward Robert Ford
>27
>14

>The Tree of Life
>23
>Never

>Midnight Express
>31
>27

hope for the Wizards out there

>Raiders of the Lost Ark
>49
>16

>The Man Who Fell to Earth
>22
>404

>saw 2
>37
>12

>raging bull
>37
>never

>Sicario
>23
>18

>don't watch movies but enjoy rick and morty
>24
>10

>The Past
>24
>21

>the truman show
>23
>12
stay mad boomer

was this the best ali g skit? i'm excluding the tree demonstrators of course

youtube.com/watch?v=Lw0IpbZbnRs

>minority report
>24
>17

>A Woman Under the Influence
>21
>21

Wings of Desire
25
16

>Prince of Darkness
>26
>17

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>Inherent Vice
>25
>18

>cloud atlas
>18
>16

its the only movie that made me cry and laugh so hard at the same time bc during the credits i saw what characters the actors played and i thought it was the coolest and most clever thing id seen in a movie

This movie sucks

>Some obscure movie that I play when cleaning the house
>25
>18

>taxi driver
>56
>never

Which powers did you get?

>the blue angel
>30
>19

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Can you explain the ending to me? I really liked the movie but it was kinda confusing to me.

>any r@ygold films
>12
>3

erectile dysfunction

>The 40 year old Virgin
>40
>never

>american psycho
>24
>never
living the life

>LotR
>21
>20

Nice.

The Straight Story
25
Not yet

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LOTR: Fellowship
26
Never

John Carpenter's The Thing
31
21

>Aguirre
>23
>16

test

>After Hours
>33
>17

Ghost in the shell (1995)
20
18

The Master
29
Good joke

>High and Low
>23
>22

>The thing
>23
>17

Great taste

>i dont have one
>28
>never

>Into the Wild
>21
>17

>Apollo 13
>30
>20

C'mon OP dont say never, say 'not yet' - a firm handshake and look them in the eye: that's all it takes.

>Amadeus
>29
>17

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Memento
28
21

days of heaven
28
19

>birth of nation
>564
>13

>Gladiator
>25
>14

Based

>Dr. Strangelove
>22 next month
>16

>The Empire Strikes Back
>35
>24

There are literal virgins here... I banged my smokin’ hot ex doggystyle while we watch ESB.

Slightly similar
>master and commander (can't believe there are plebs here that shit on this film)
>19
>16

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>something korean probably
>22
>22

Based booming zoomer

>Big Lebowski
>20
>Maybe 18? (not sure if I really did fuck her, I was blacked out drunk)
>Or maybe 20? (not sure if it counts, I fucked a prostitute and didn't cum)
>Or maybe 25? (tried to fuck my GF at the time but we were both drunk as shit and things did not go very well)

Am I still a virgin, Yea Forums?

The Shining
28
16

>melancholia
>20
>haven't yet

age is 27*, not 20

Mods

master and commander
32
23

>The Jerk
>30
>19

>Don't have one
>24
>N/A

On two separate occasions people said I look like the virgin from the "virgin vs Chad" meme.

>Tommy Boy
>25
>25

>Tron: Legacy
>22
>16

Congratulations.

My man

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>The Fly
>21
>never

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>FotR
>24
>17

>The Lego Movie
>13
>11

The Mirror
22
>

>usual suspects
>36
>15

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>Mulholland Drive
>21
>19

based

>Avengers: Infinity War
>24
>13

>There Will Be Blood
>26
>16

>Hard to pick, I enjoy watching movies with company so probably Shaun of the Dead.
>21
>Never, mainly out of my own choice. I'm not bad looking and am in pretty good shape. Get flirted with and felt up a lot actually but i've only ever gotten to 2nd base.
I have some conservative leanings when it comes to sex, and don't think that casual sex is a healthy lifestyle. Hard for incels and manwhores to imagine such people exist but they do. Daily reminder to incels that if you improve yourself enough women just come to you naturally and you don't need whatever cringy mgtow theories to justify your inability to interact with women

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>In Bruges
>17
>Never

>Clerks
>23
>19

>In the Mouth of Madness
>27
>15

Lost Highway
21
-

The Monster Squad
33
14

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The Thing
25
13

>tfw I got the chance to fuck a cute 14yo when I was 17
>then a big titty goth on the same year
>did nothing

I'm a fucking pussy and that shit will haunt me for life.

Sex doesn't fix your life

Shit life with sex > shit life though.

At least you didnt turn down a movie date + 90% chance of sex to a skinny girl who was much taller than you to play a fucking destiny 1 raid. Although that raid was some of the most fun i've ever had playing vidya

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Fire walk with me
28
22

You have a shit life either way though and you're just using sex as a distraction. If you fix your shit life then you'll get even more sex.

A U T I S M

please remake this cinegrid already, i beg you

At least you didn't go over to a cute redheaded girl's house to pick her up for a party, only to have her invite you up to her room so she could "model some of her new bras and panties for you," only for you to say ok, give actual input, and say we are going to be late for the party after a couple minutes.
End me. Please.

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12 Angry Men
19
18

>25
>12
Inb4 "pretentious!!!" No, it's not pretentious! It's too self-aware and funny to be pretentious.

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Have sex

I actually turned down a 1.90 romanian girl down who was a volleyball player because at that time I didn't like girls taller than me.

But hey, I don't have that kind of problems anymore because I'm pretty much invisible to women.