Is there anything this man can't do?

I am curious to see how their child's nose turns out. Will it multiply or average out?

she looks like she wears the pants in their relationship

A real life goblina

It’s a disease of birth.

what will their kids look like

Doesn't he have enough money to get her beak fixed yet?

Make a good movie.

>tfw just remembered her butthurt about that caricature

>insult size of jews nose
>jew compares it to the hall of cost
Every fucking time

would he cast his wife as a lead or is it just white men?

and shes white according to you?

Jews are Schrodinger's race.

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god i want to fuck his wife

why do both look like caricatures of modern america?

marry a woman

based Jordan "I wouldn't cast my white son in my movies" Peele

Look at Jamal Ginsburg, Eric Andre, or Jussie Smollett.
Jussie really lucked out, Blazhar males are fucking ugly most of the time. Unfortunately, as is the case with Eric and Jussie, they turn out unhinged and crazy

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Kek. Jesus. Even /pol/ wasnt that cruel

I hope it d be a hate fuck

He's not getting anything but a smoked jewish son out of that vagina

Starts with a j and ends with "ew"

Girl looks like Sara Jay

Her reaction to that pic is great as well. She called the artist a Nazi in the comments

BIGGUS TRUNKUS

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He's about to divorce and upgrade, no doubt.

Always funny when Jews every once in awhile fall for their own memes and drink their own poison.

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his wife looks like a creepy witch from grimms fairytales but he's black so he fetishizes her cause she's white and his mom was white, all while pretending to be soul brother #1 in public

that's the reality of black people

black people in a nutshell

at first I didn't understand how this talentless hack got media celebrating his films, but now when I saw this picture I totally got it

> so he fetishizes her cause she's white
She's a Jew.

black people don't know the difference, they consider jews to be white

La creatura!

Those two must be the ugliest couple in all of Hollywood lmao

Some blacks believe Jews are black.
youtube.com/watch?v=0S6-nCv-YG4

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She doesn't need to have a great face because she has an insane natural ass for a white girl. Bigger than Gaga's even.

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Smile without looking like he's taking a nice relaxing poo.

when did she hit the wall? did it just happen?

Damn, guess you're right.
Look at this nigger

>marries that
>won't hire white people any more
Oh, I see the correlation now.

>bigger than Gaga's even.
Well if the bar is that low my fucking neighbour has a bigger ass too lmao

>for a white girl

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hi jordan

>Implying

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Like Jazz?

>white

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The wall is a cruel mistress

Don't be dumb user, Gaga has a god tier ass

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She's half Jewish half Italian

She got the Jewish face but the Italian ass

He looks like he belongs in special ed and she's his handler.

>marrys a jew
>wins an oscar

Thank you I was waiting for this.

lol he married a nose

Is that a tranny?

>tfw his children are basically going to look white

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The funniest part was the caricature artist acted "surprised" that she didn't like his art

Mulattos aren't white you absolute moron, they're the true masterrace

Yeah there was a Kroll Show sketch where she sticks her ass towards the camera and I was impressed

hahahahha.........NO!

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that haircut does not compliment her face shape

'muh ass'
spoken like a true nigger, hell this might even be Peele himself as far as im concerned

It's a conspiracy theory I'm starting to feel like isn't a bunch of pol bullshit.

theres this much evidence freely available and you're still describing it as a conspiracy theory?

You want your kids to be ugly as fuck with great asses?

>true master race
>can't go five minutes without a fucking identity crisis

Just because you fuck someone doesn't mean you want to have kids with them.

Have sex.

>Have sex.
bend over

Sure, hope you brushed your teeth first though

deep, bro

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get a proper white wife

tats
oh well
I have pulled my dick for the last time over her.

Thank God white women refuse to date white men now.

How do you think Jordan reacted to this?

In the sha ha ha ha low

I was extremely upset!

Jews aren't white

So glad she's left Brooklyn 99.
Show has got about a thousand times better without her bullshit character.

Nah the funniest part is when he explains what a caricature is.

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Maintain an erection whilst in missionary position

Marry someone who isnt transitioning?

>It's a conspiracy theory

Funny way to spell pure coincidence desu senpai baka

found the pedo

*whistle* rawr, rawr! *chk chk* EE-ee! EE-ee! rrRRrrr. *pant pant* Ruff, ruff! Aoooooo! bbbbbbb. Hubba hubba.

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Lots of shit looks good from that angle. Post it straight up.

To a black men, even AAA listers, any white female is an upgrade. ANY.

Yes. To find a not monstruous wife.

LMAOOO WHO DO Y’ALL THINK IS FEEDING HIM THAT SGIT ABOUT NOT HIRING “WHITE DUDES” ANYMORE LMAOOOO

the worst part is isn't chelsea perretti a comedian? take a joke bitch.

>Peretti was born on February 20, 1978, in Contra Costa County, California. Her mother is Jewish, while her father is of English and Italian descent.[2][3] She was raised in Oakland, California.[4] She has two brothers and a sister; her older brother, internet entrepreneur Jonah Peretti, co-founded BuzzFeed and The Huffington Post.[5][6]
What did they mean by this?

>all replies cease immediately after this is posted
The goyim know shut it down

>mother is Jewish
>father of Italian descent
I can see why she got so upset over that caricature, with that kind of ancestry her nose never stood a chance.

>white girl
She's Jewish though.

Eh it's quite a dick move to make fun of other people's appearance and exaggerate features that makes fun of their ethnicity. Hiding behind the excuse that it's a caricature does not just wash the insult away

Lmao caricatures are racist bro hoe fucking fragile are you

ashkenazi jews are white
race != ethnicity

t. Jew

they're white because (most of the time) you can't tell the difference between jews and ethnic europeans without knowing their name/ ancestry.
race is a social, not genetic, distinction. socially they are white people.

Debbie washerman Schultz

why haven't they showed pictures of their kid? is it because it looks too white?

Is that the guy who made the Steve Jobs and Richard Stallman pencil drawings and got an F because it had swears in it?

Yentas gotta have that BBC. How can Jewish boys even compete?!?

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Cape shit

Lmao get a load of this guy

>socially they are white people
>Live in their own ghettos, live by their own laws, and actively destroy whatever exists because they're nomadic and have no allegiance to anywhere (except Israel)

I think you went overmeme though when you said race is a social construct. You had me up until then.
Just to be clear though; socially, genetically, ethnically etc they're Jews not white. But don't take my word for it, allow them to tell you themselves.

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well now at least i see why peele likes her

this could've been taken at a public pool outside Memphis or Chicago or anywhere in the US. She looks like she smells.

don't fall for the high heels arched back meme lads

>>Live in their own ghettos, live by their own laws, and actively destroy whatever exists
This only applies to Hasidic Jews in NY, whom even other Jews hate. There are a couple Jewish families in my neighborhood and the only real difference is that they go to temple and celebrate Jewish holidays.

>I think you went overmeme though when you said race is a social construct.
Races are artificial groupings of ethnicities, the concept didn't even exist until the late 19th century when Americans invented the "black race" to justify slavery. There is more human genetic diversity within Africa than outside of it.
I'm saying if you arbitrarily divide people up into black, white, hispanic, asian, and native, Jews definitely fall into the "white" category.

being jewish and white isn't mutually exclusive, you retards

Caricatures have been aroundfor hundreds of years. Theyre not a new invention to camouflage racist intent. Theyre a humor device using exaggeration forcomedic effect

you're a dumbass there's discussion of the different races going back through the Islamic golden era (where they decided blacks were natural slaves too) all the way back to greek times.

Have sneed

whites are by nature not like jews at all. there are millions of books about that topic. the fact that some jews look white from intermixing is about all there is in common historically.

jews are not white, I know because you have to be jewish to have rite of passage.

>you're a dumbass there's discussion of the different races
Of course. However, the "black" and "white" races are modern inventions, in antiquity the term was used to describe ethnicities. A Greek wouldn't see himself as being of the same race as a Scot or a Finn.

Not all whites are Jews, but all Ashkenazi Jews are white

I wonder how many articles huffington post and buzzfeed have about peele

Of course his wife would be a Jew. What a surprise.

"...nothing against them, but I've already seen that movie."

Why do you choose to take things out of context to be upset about?

That almost makes it worse you self hating cuck

say that to my face, bitch
pic related, it's me

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Shut up you sensitive faggot. Its a god damn picture drawn by a nobody. That jew cunt has some pretty thin skin.

Hitler had a cameltoe.

So it's true that he had a tiny penis and no balls or like one ball?

It would make sense if he had a micropenis.

>socially they are white people.
Lmao wut

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>categories are relative
Wow how profound

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>Lmao wut

He means you cannot tell that they are Jewish when you meet them and all people universally think they're white until they're told otherwise.

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We understand what he meant its how laughably wrong and retarded his statement was that got him the (you)s

I guess you could be a mutt. But if you don't come out of a jew pussy you are not a jew.

i want to suck it

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Actually it´s gotten worse... for a few seasons now it´s quality it´s been steadly dropping. Her character was kind of fun sometimes but she´s aged like milk. Damn...

she looks like she fucks black men
he looks like his mother fucks black men and ends up being a single mother

Hey buddy. Congrats on the new wife. Me, well you know how it is, haha! I got front hand back hand'd by these alimony payments! Remember that? Ah good times man, good times. Still waiting on that call. Miss you broski!

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This. Whatever Yea Forums subculture (or ultraorthodox jewish subculture) says on the topic is irrelevant, in the minds of the vast majority of the Western world, Ashkenazi Jews are white people.

Please try and draw a caricature of Jay-Z without enlarging his lips and then re-evaluate your statement.

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How does any of it make anything "worse?" Most writers and directors tend to be drawn towards stories and characters they relate to. I'm not racist and I generally think that race is a meme for retards, and I'd probably not choose to make a movie with a black protagonist just because I don't relate to being black or black culture. I'd mostly want to direct dudes that are sexy versions of me and qt grils that I can mildly torture for a movie.

Like what in your life is being made "worse" by there being Jordan Peele movies with black protagonists? You made it your whole life without watching any Peele movies, how hard is it to continue not watching them?

And if you did want to watch them, how is your life being made "worse" by watching a movie with someone other than a white dude protagonist?
>you self hating cuck
You realize that racism and outgroup contempt is just you externalizing the cognitive dissonance and "hate" you feel about yourself right?

And when you think about your "love" for yourself, the only thing you have to love are the conditions of your birth? You've done nothing else of note other than be born as a white guy?

And why does entertainment media stir so many conflicting feelings for your and your sense of self? What do you care if the make pretend person in the thing you distract yourself with is someone with a slightly similar skin tone as you? What happens when you watch something and it doesn't star a white guy? Do you just become overwhelmed with emotions and projected hate or something? Who fucking cares?

You're not a white movie star or a black movie star. You're not a protagonist in a movie. You don't get the girls and you don't accept the call to action and you are going to die. What's it matter to you if a black guy makes movies starring black guys?

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Look at that goblin lmao

Key was always funnier. He doesn't deserve this shit. He's gonna go back to hosting animal planet funniest videos because he wasn't a racebaiting kike pet

That's a nose and a half. She looks like she eats ass

Sorry user, it's a known fact that jewish women look terrible naked

jussie is jewish you know that right

Gay, black, and jewish. Can only imagine the mental and physical problems coming down the pipeline. Basket case. No doubt

Kyle is as white as Stan.

>this huge wall of text
tldr no one wants to read your assblasted blog you hypocritical self hating mutt

She would be great casting as a troll in world of warcraft movie no special effects needed

same thing dumbass, stop taking /pol/ seriously

Underrated.

>bmwf
FUCK THIS CLOWN WORLD!

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god you're stupid

dis mios la santa maria los creaturios del las eunito estaditos

not for me

>all these non whites thinking they can define what is or isnt white
Hypocritical and pathetic such is the average leftoid

>w
heh

Ayy lmao shalom jewblina

>bm(((w)))f
Based. They're choking on their own medicine

Yeah this is procrastination behavior I don't give a shit that you struggle with literacy.
>you hypocritical
how am I hypocritical? I think directors should (and pretty much always do) direct the shit they know.
>Kubrick: all white men protagonists.
>Scorsese: primarily trashy Italians and Irish white nigger catholic protagonists
>Spielberg: I think all wasps and jews
>Kurosawa: all japs
>Fellini: all italians, mostly director surrogates
>Refn: handsome surrogates and dead girl
>Nolan: all white dudes
>Snyder: all whites, dawn of the dead white girl, and school girl fetish movie
>Allen: neurotic jews
>FF Coppola: whites
>S Coppola: white women
>Fincher: all whites, 2 white women
>Hitchcock: all whites
etc etc.

What's the problem? People should write and produce what they know. It's generally what works best.

Like how does any of this make anyone "self hating?"

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Based Jordan has begun blacking ((((their)))) women

the question is how the nose of this kid would be.

normal, by cancelling each other parents terrible genetic heritage?

or a circus freak?

more complex and interesting than his movies.

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Has his retoric changed? I remember them aggressively pointing out that they are mixed and not full black in K & P.

Chelsea is also a midget. I feel sorry for Peele.

>Once upon a time, Gaga had a god tier ass
ftfy

That nibba was hung

reminder that hitler was a hermaphroditic jew LOL

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They're mixed race. Part European caucasoid, part non-European caucasoid.

>People should write and produce what they know.
Good point. Too bad that your black master actually was raised in a white family by his white mother, was surrounded by wealthy whites and married a white person.
What can he possibly say about black people's lives?

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I'd eat hers if you know what I'm getting at

Their future child

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it's funny how Jews think it's their little secret but 90% of them it's quite obvious to the rest of us that they're oven dodgers, we just let you pretend we can't tell

>Good point
thx
>Too bad that your black master actually was raised in a white family by his white mother
one drop rule
>was surrounded by wealthy whites and married a white person.
I thought jews aren't white?
>What can he possibly say about black people's lives?
So you're saying he's white? He should only make movies about white dudes?

And wtf is a black master? Dude makes movies. If you don't like them you can just not watch them right?

Why exactly are you so upset?

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Nothing triggers niggers more than bringing up how he isn't with a black woman

fucking kek. they both do looks subhuman and disfigured

She looks like she fucks White guys.

>insane natural ass
who cares?
asses are where poopoo comes from, you sicko

If you believe the articles put out there from people of a particular ethno-religious group that is no doubt of no consequence, then he suffered from all of the following:

>One testicle
>Drug addict
>Insane
>Homosexual
>Took female hormones
>Elected by one vote
>Was a Jew
>Had a micropenis
>Had hypospadias
>Infected with syphilis
>Was a watersports and scat fetishist
>Raped his niece
>Ethiopian admixture
>Pedophile
>Crossdresser

I'm sure it all checks out.

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Imagine having a really nice body and be cursed with a face like that

Spbp

Only through their usurping of formerly White elite institutions. No one really believes it, less of all, Jews themselves.

Yes it is, stop lying, Jew

The people defending it are antisemetic I wouldn't worry about it

i havent read the thread at all but has it already been mentioned how ugly their kids will be?

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american

>White girl

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yeah it generally fits the profile. Most people that get all wound up in nationalism and outgroup contempt and tribalism are generally going to meet the same diagnostic criteria of being sexually disaffected or frustrated and having a lot of problems with self-loathing.

Hitler being an unfuckable self-loathing faggot is the entire subtext of Mein Kampf. It's what makes the book so appealing to unfuckable self-loathing faggots.

"White nationalism" is pretty much always tryhard half-breeds turning their sexual frustrations into a political issue.

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WE’RE NOT SO DIFFERENT

>Is there anything this man can't do?
get over his racism, apparently

Holy zoz.

looks fake

Why are Incels so obsessed with jews?

True, it’s why they have higher IQs than whites

Why are you obsessed with incels enough to know they're obsessed with jews?

It’s due to their lower IQs

>thinks he nabbed a white wimmins but is nothing but a joo

I’m an expert in the study of insects

Does that movie suck?

Jews are a better prize than whites. Higher IQs, longer life expectancy, more money, access to power

Also she’s got a great ass

>t.jew
Explain to the nice people why you hate whites so much, plz. I think they deserve to know.

Land a black girl.

Marry an attractive woman

FUCK no.

I'd go so fair as to say maybe Shane Black's best moobie

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>posting a basic fact about IQ makes me Jewish
You sound like a nigger

No need to be racist, Jew lover.

Welcome to race realism low IQ bitch

Ok, you totally sound like a nigger. Did you marry a jewess as well?

Recognize himself in a mirror.

Swim.

I wish

stop it goy you're making me blush

When was this taken? 2008?

Pre-Pregnancy

How am I a "jew lover"? I just cited basic statistics. Jews have higher IQs than Whites on average.

web.mit.edu/fustflum/documents/papers/AshkenaziIQ.jbiosocsci.pdf
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S016028960600033X
pdfs.semanticscholar.org/1eed/b19bcf7c059a4b10a9ed8c58027d9ed22bae.pdf
ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4098351,00.html
ieet.org/index.php/IEET2/more/pellissier20110719
ncas.rutgers.edu/sites/fasn/files/How Jews Became Smart (2008).pdf
pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/articles/media/2006_06_17_thenewrepublic.html
web.mit.edu/fustflum/documents/papers/AshkenaziIQ.jbiosocsci.pdf
researchgate.net/publication/330601752_Polygenic_Scores_Mediate_the_Jewish_Phenotypic_Advantage_in_Educational_Attainment_and_Cognitive_Ability_Compared_With_Catholics_and_Lutherans

Sorry if stats are triggering for you

Pretty based

Look everybody, it’s Jordan Peele ITT.
Sorry, bro I’ve never watched any of your movies and your woman’s mug is the stuff of nightmares. I also maintain that taking a jewess over a white girl makes you less of a conquering hero. As far as high jewish i.q., please name one thing a Jew has done with their big brains that actually helped the human race as a whole.
Inb4 atom bomb, psychoanalysis, Hollywood, the modern publishing business, television and porn

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