Star Wars

Please no. That's a terrible fucking title.

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Wouldn't surpise me.
Naturally whatever Rey does would be considered the "will" though.
Slightly less but still strong odds on Rey in the climax doing something that makes everyone in the galaxy force sensitive.

insider here
rey "dies" aka joins the force voluntarily like luke and obi wan did, kylo goes into exile
nobody "trains" the "new jedi"
much like the broom boy they awaken on their own all over the galaxy. poe joins leia in the new republic senate. finn sets out in search of his own family as a teaser for his own spinoff.

im not going to see it but im also not going to do that because you told me to. everyone needs to stop trying to intellectually cuck everyone else

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>So let’s all just not see it
It pains me to say that no agreement is necessary, never before have I been so turned off from seeing a movie that I looped around and now feel super pumped about staying at home and maybe vacuum the place or do my taxes.

>EPIX:
>W(o)TF

Yes please, this is almost as funny as Star Trek Discovery colloquially becoming STD.

I didn't watch TLJ and Solo in theaters. I'll be doing the same with this one.

fuck you men tfa was a shameless reboot of ANH, worse than TLJ cause they strated from zero and had all the EU to create a story, Ryan made a parody to do us all a favour and end the series

This. It still feels as if the actual story hasn't started and all we have a beginning that has characters with little to no progression.

>So let’s all just not see it, and not give them any fuel for their victim complex articles too.
>Incel Pissbabies Are Trying To Boycott Star Wars, Here Are The Charities That Are Fighting Back

won't disney just buy out theaters and state it's a success anyways?

Unironically all the shitting and ironic shilling have made me really excited to finally see this

I have no illusion that any SW movie will fail. They will forever make money and have popularity. That popularity will be a a significantly lesser degree, but still will be big enough to make lots of money.
But I genuinely don't care anymore. No need to convince anyone to boycott. I am just personally done with the franchise. Big deal. Dumb movie is liked? When has that not been true? Look at Transformers, F&F, Harry Potter, Madina, Tim Burton's shit.

>not give them any fuel for their victim complex articles
They don't actually need a real person for those, silly!

What do you expect to see? Rey beat Kylo for the third time in a row? Poe leave a flaming paper bad outside of Hux's door? Rose and Finn make the ugliest possible faces three inches away from the camera?

How long do you think they can keep using this strategy to prop up their movies?

Honestly? I don't have any expectations at all, I just want to see how they end the whole thing. Of course Rey will wipe the floor wih Kylo and Hux will be a joke yet again, but I've watched the first two and still enjoy them despite the mess they are

>having to reboot your reboot
kekking at these cuckolds

yeah gang! i love my Yea Forums bros, we do super cool things and work together!

You're all going to see it

You talk about this shit every day for one year and counting

Do people even care about Star Wars anymore?

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They don't need to buy the tickets when they can just buy the media companies that report on ticket sales.

Yes spending brazillions of dollars to stick it to angry nerds on the internet is a brilliant business strategy. Iger is that you?

>What do you expect to see?
I expect to see a JJ Abrams movie, they're not smart but they're fun.

Hype breeds success due to FOMO. Basic movie marketing.

Ticket sale numbers don't breed hype. No one cares about them except for people like you and me.

Honestly Rian did a better job than JJ. Atleast with Rian you could see the whole scene and it wasn't shakey cam non stop.

JJ has been shit for a long time.

The OT will always be special to me. I don't care about any of the new stuff. Dark Horse SW comics were kino too but this is not the place to discuss those.

Yet if you hear that a movie is bombing it will make you less likely to want to go see it.

Not really. As I said, normalfags don't pay attention to specific numbers.

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>finn sets out in search of his own family as a teaser for his own spinoff.

Who cares about Finn's family?

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Maybe 20 years ago but we're well into the information age and these people are talking shit about everything under the sun all day on twitter.

>these people
Who exactly? Journos, e-celebs and youtubers? I'm having a hard time believing that anyone with a life would care about whether a movie makes 376 or 354 million dollars at the box office.

We'll have to agree to disagree on this one. Unless we can come up with some sort of trap to capture a couple of normies and torture them for information I think that this discussion is going to go nowhere.

>3PO with the bowcaster

I have decided to never give money to anything disney related after Endgame, I am willing to make an exception for GotG3.
I will probably watch the KORSUB but don't really care about that either.

Same here. OT lover, prequel liker with limited EU knowledge. Disney had my initial goodwill but nuked it. I don't care what they do, I have everything I need.

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>Neither of these things are going to happen bro
I've heard this before

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Easiest thing in the world, considering they have killed all desire I have to ever see another Star Wars movie on their watch.

Ok, fair enough.

>limited EU knowledge
What's stopping you? Most books are probably cheap as fuck by now.

Mauler had this idea in one of his EFAP podcasts where he started imagining what C-3PO as an assassin droid would sound like.
>Apologies. You are all going to die.
>Ssh. Do not struggle.
Imagine Anthony Daniels saying it in his worried English butler voice.

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Nothing. In fact I met a total qt and pre-Disney Wars fangirl recently and she asked me whether I'd like to read her EU books. There's no downside to doing this now.

>finn sets out in search of his own family as a teaser for his own spinoff.
Implying they planned one...
What happens to Rose?

That poster is terrible, no way is that the finished picture, what the hells that foreskin alien thing, it looks like something out of Dr Who

Godspeed user

Make sure to check out Tales of the Bounty Hunters, the Boba Fett chapter is probably the best piece of EU writing ever

Makes sense. These jews turned the Force into a thing of its own. The Force decided to awaken some cunt in the desert and shower her with all the power in the universe, just because. Also , inanimate objects like lightsaber can "speak and call" someone to the Force. The jews turned SW into YA drivel worse than Harry Potter

Do you think, internally, that Disney has recognised that there were actually issues with the last movie, and a lot of fans didn't like it, and that they've actually reflected on it? Or is it all just alt right nazi trolls and Russian bots?

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Definitely try to find those books- I've seen quite a few of them in a store called Entertainmart, (it's mainly for movies but sells books and other stuff either new or used,) and check for any bookstore that sells new and used stuff as well as any thrift store.

>Tales of the Bounty Hunters
I believe that was one of the EU books I actually read in my youth. Isn't that the one where IG-88's final copy uploads itself into the second Death Star to slam the lift doors in Palpatine's face? Then the story should be Boba Fett escaping from the Sarlacc, right? Ivaguely remember that. It started with an excerpt from a fairytale about some kind of animal that could do extraordinary stuff but was missing a leg, when asked, its owner said "Yeah, you know, such a talented creature you don't eat all at once..."

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Kennedy hasn’t made a public appearance since Solo. Read between the lines. I still have precisely zero faith with Abrams ostensibly at the helm. That man is a void of imagination.

This is now a KotOR thread.

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> It started with an excerpt from a fairytale about some kind of animal that could do extraordinary stuff but was missing a leg, when asked, its owner said "Yeah, you know, such a talented creature you don't eat all at once..."
You're thinking of "A Barve Like That", the Boba Fett story from "Tales from Jabba's Palace". That's a great one too. Written by Daniel Keys Moran.

Moran also wrote "The Last One Standing", the Boba story from "Tales of the Bounty Hunters". It's set thirty years after RotJ and is mainly about Boba Fett and Han Solo crossing paths one last time. It's fantastic, honestly my favourite EU story and 100% worth checking out.

The story of IG-88 hacking the Death Star and virtually shitposting right into Palpatine's face is from "Tales of the Bounty Hunters" as well.

Where did Kylo find the time to paint a billion Stormtrooper suits red?

So I've read it, but only retain the memory of Boba's escape from the Sarlacc. Seems like I'm gonna have to track TotBH down soon. Thanks user!

The same place Snoke got his resources.

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>Hasn't made a public appearance since Solo

...maybe because there hasn't been a Star Wars movie to market? They renewed her contract for three years last fall. Iger took responsibility for Solo and he pushed for the May release over Kennedy's objections. She's gonna be at Celebration. Cope, incel.

Have you seen the guy? He obviously doesn't get out much

JJ fucked the series from the start

>Yea Forums memes about Aragorn's tax policy
>Unironically wants to know how the evil space warlock financed his army

No problem

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>Rian destroyed the series
No, that was JJ.

This.

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I don't mind Snoke being an evil space wizard with no specific backstory, but a little bit more depth to his character would have been nice

Because it was a main point in Star Wars

no, but propping up a movie for a new character in the Avengers movie coming out a month later makes a lot of sense.

Eh, he's really just a plot device to develop our true villain, Kylo Ren. He's only relevant insofar as to establish his relationship to Kylo and we have just enough to make sense of it.

They should have bought some tickets of Ant Man then, he's in Endgame too

>this was what they meant by practical effects
Even the prequels did this better.

Im not going to see it, untill there is a pirate version, fuck disney

wasn't aware antman was supposed to be the new face of the MCU

True.

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The Force was always its own entity that’s why it had an article, it’s the life force of the universe, consciousness, kundalini energy, the Phoenix whatever you want to call it. Your second sentence is literally Darth Vader’s story btw. Also, it’s not the inanimate object you dolt, objects carry the energy of a person over time, it’s the entire concept of relics in religion. None of what you said is new to the philosophy of Star Wars.

I have never been so turned off to the potential movie than I am looking at this poster

>The Force decided to awaken some cunt in the desert
You mean Anakin?

>cope
Oh, I am. And in incel, “cope” translates to “keep your money.”

Can you speak Incel?

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Star Wars: The White man bad trilogy

han solo and luke are responsible for kylo and passing on their white man genetics, they must die for their sins, and all the coloured characters come together to fight evil white kylo's army of evil nazi white men

you sound triggered

They have one shot to impress me with the trailer.
I may see the movie, I may not.
If I see the movie and it's shit, I'll be doing a chargeback on my credit card.

>mom, I posted it again!

it's text, it didn't sound like anything.

and white women, who as we all know, are honorary minorities and never partook in any of the white man's "evil"

How many white males will praise this new movie?

THIS SO MUCH OMG JJ GAVE US A MASTERPIECE (OK IT WAS A BIT SAFE) WITH TFA NOBODY CANB DENY THIS IT WAS SO GOOD BETTER THAN ALL PREQUELS MAYBE BET^TER THAN RETURN OR EMPURE

GO SEE IT

ready to hear more about mitochlorians and how they are passed down thru the x chromosome? thats right bitches, the force is fucking female

>he's really just a plot device
that's the thing: you can't just introduce an ultra-powerful, ultra-rich, ultra-influential villain 7 movies into a saga and then give him no backstory and kill him off because "hurrr he never mattered, kill the past". it's poor storytelling.

>Rey
>loses

Not happening. The Force is female, you alt-right MRA incel, get used to it.

>"the force" is used twice in 3 movies
It really shows how little there is to speak of in these shitflicks

I’ve always looked forward to Star Wars trailers coming out but after TLJ I have no passion or excitement for it, sad state of affairs

They're both cancer but different strains, none of them is better than the other. JJ makes dishonest and fake "fun adventure" garbage full of explosions and shit to keep you away from thinking. Rian went full cynical sadist who clearly enjoyed showing ugly pictures and behavior on screen. The filming style is exactly the same, the camera keeps moving a round the characters, doing huge close ups to make sure you understand who is talking. It's like it's made for retarded kids.

More like Triumph of the Force

Yeh this fucker never got the hate he deserved. Even Mark Hamill had to remind everyone that the old cast should have reunited in 7. Killing Han made it impossible to fix it afterwards. Mark seems to hate JJ even more than Rian and I bet his cameo will be awful because he doesn't look happy at all. Luke shows up as a ghost to congratulate Mary Sue and apoligizes for having existed at all. Tells her commiting suicide was the best decision he made in his life.
that's where nu-wars is at.

Adding to this, Snoke was responsible for Kylo's fall, for the state of Luke, for the state of the galaxy, etc. To say Snoke = nothing means everything "because Snoke" is "because nothing". This undermines a shitton.

I'm going to see it because I like star wars

Time to kill the Force.

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>Naming your movie though a think tank instead of having any real creativity.

Hasn't Yea Forums learned already? It doesnt matter what you guys do. SW is going to bring in huge audiences regardless.

You know what poor storytelling is? Making everyone related and making sure every character relevant to the audience is best friends of each other even when it's logically absurd.

AHAHAHHAHAAHA "Will of the Force?" That is so bad.

i have over 10,000 comic books and hundreds of action figures. i didnt go see cap marvel, im not going to see avengers.

ive seen every star wars movie in the theaters and every one on opening day since rotj. im not going to see ix.

ill get insulted in private when i watch them on bluray im not paying to get insulted in public.

When Disney bought Star Wars I thought for sure they would take care of this franchise because it prints money by the billions. Man, was I wrong.

Of course, sir! It's like a second language to me. My first job was being a volunteer janitor on a chinese paper folding message board where everyone complained about women and minorities in superhero films!

>Rose and Finn make the ugliest possible faces three inches away from the camera?
Kek, so fucking true.

Who is going to play this Will character? What is his role in the skywalker story?

The Knights of Ren are the only interesting thread left in this trilogy, and the only credible villains left.

KoR occupy less than 1/16th of entire poster.

The suits at Disney are not as dumb as people online. They know it was a disaster.

Should've been though. The whole Ant-Man family is charismatic as hell.
I want Evangeline Lilly to strangle me with her thighs and Michael Douglas berate me for allowing it to happen.

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>Making everyone related and making sure every character relevant to the audience is best friends of each other

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It didn't "awake" in him. He had gigantic untapped potential. Untrained, all it gave him was a slight precognition that manifested itself in super reflexes, allowing him to partake in podraces as the only human contestant. He only ever won the Boonta Eve Classic shown in Episode I, though.

Don't have to tell me twice. Didn't see any of them in theaters.

>JJ
>decent movie

Every single Abrams movie was a mediocre calculated corporate product that only stole ideas.

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im not going to watch it
i didnt watch solo either
why do people feel obligated to go and watch these movies if they're going to be this bad? if you want them to get better or to stop being made then stop seeing them altogether

>SW WTF

Even Disney is not this stupid.

>People complained about muh SJW influence in the last several new Star Wars films

Third times the charm my friend. Good luck as they milk the billions of retards who buy a ticket to go see the movie

Please do not post pictures of my wife on Yea Forums.

People care about pre-buyout Star Wars and have a morbid curiosity about the Disney shit.

>Kylo and Rey preparing to self-amputate
LOOK MA! NO HANDS!

Based Rian saved Star Wars by destroying NuWars.

Fuck JJ, fuck niggers and especially fuck jannies.

>the lightsaber (crucifix) at an angle, as if it has been toppled
>the symbolic end of the christianity - the religion of and thus also symbol of white people

can we PLEASE just kick jews out of our nations already? this shit is getting way too insufferable

>all of the redditors insisting everyone will see it
I haven't seen any of them since TFA. I watched the end(?) of TLJ juxtaposed next to the scene they ripped off from escape from LA and that's it otherwise. I lurk these threads because I liked star wars a lot as a kid in the 90s but I don't usually post. It just doesn't seem interesting.

>the new movies can't be kin-

youtu.be/53JtyC9izV4?t=160
2:40

It's gonna make a profit just cause we've seen the previous 2 so will watch this to just get it over with. So it's gonna do well. The real test will be the beginning of the next trilogy where people have no obligation outside of brand recognition.

They'll just (((fill))) the theaters as the did with Captain Marvel.
That being said I'll just pirate it later to see how bad it is.

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>I have no illusion that any SW movie will fail.
Solo was the first Star Wars bomb

I will see it, even though I hated TLJ

maybe they'll salvage it and it turns out decent, maybe I'll just have a good laugh at how shit it is, who knows

>I'm never giving them money except for this one movie and then the next one
Jesus christ dude you're an animal, a golem.

I wish my standards were as low as yours.

>we've seen
should read
>we've torrented the camrip

These things are silly but they are nowhere near as bad as fucking Snoke.

What a pile of nothing.

> boycotting a movie that has given the audience no reason to see

Honestly, why should anyone care? What's left in the story to care about? Are there any characters to care about? How about the people working on the trilogy, do they even care? Most we hear from them is "LOL! IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT SPACE WIZARDS TO SELL TOYS FOR KIDS! STOP RAGING INCELS!" so clearly they don't care. Fuck, they put so little effort into their job they can put in the effort to be nice people. There really isn't a boycott, just a growing number of people that are sick of paying money to watch shit and be insulted.

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He didn't save anything, he just made Disney lose a lot of money. be suret that the Maus won't forget about that. This fucker should send his resume to Mcdonalds because that's the only company that will hire him.

I miss her

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Is that a sea monkey?

>meanwhile, every talent in Hollywood is scrambling to work with him

have you seen the cast list for his next movie? Even if his trilogy gets canceled because of incels screeching he won't be short of work because everyone in Hollywood loved TLJ.

Disney is a giant media conglomerate owning 1/3 of Hollywood. Pretty hard to avoid their movies

>meanwhile, every talent in Hollywood is scrambling to work with him

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That's the new Star Wars imaginative alien Deeliet Dis.

I wanna play 2 with mods fuck the Xbox release. I just dropped playing that awful version.

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I'm still curious.
They managed to do worse than the prequels in 2 fucking movies.
Prequels are starting to look like kino shit.
Will they ever explain who the fuck snork was?
Will they stop writing retarded scripts where 1/5th of the movie is irelevent to anything?
The only hope I had after 7, was that Nose and Rey would come together and make a new republic.
For a split second, it looked like it at the end of 8, but no.

>everyone in hollywood loved tlj
[sincere doubt intensifies]

say what you want about these movies, but the sets look really great

Why did Luke still care about Vader in the movie you identify with? Though whether this franchise really can be redeemed, from the dark side, remains to be seen.

>formerly Lucas Arts

>If we don't go, it will look like JJs failure.
It is his failure. JJs lack of creativity and planning is the reason we got rehashes instead of an actual sequel trilogy.

HAHA, his Knives Out movie was in the pipeline before TLJ came out. All those actors already regret starring in a Rian Johnson movie but it was already a done deal. This movie will be shit and bomb for sure and it's his last movie. It's even possible the producer shoots it down and release it on Netflix

3PO had a blaster rifle in AOTC retard. If you're going to larp as a Star Wars fan at least watch the films.

There are probably morons on this board who think this looks good and think this is what Star Wars should be like.

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imagine actually watching movies lmao what a fucking retard. The jews really got you man, enjoy giving your money to the rat and that complimentary brainwashing. Holly wood is what magic wands are made out of btw.

I miss them

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This. It should.

Sure.
I can wrap shit in gold, but it's still shit.

>The film was announced in September 2018, with Daniel Craig starring in the film, to be directed by Rian Johnson.
>In October 2018, Chris Evans, Lakeith Stanfield, Michael Shannon, Ana de Armas, Don Johnson, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Toni Collette joined the cast.
>In November 2018, Christopher Plummer, Jaeden Martell, Katherine Langford, Riki Lindhome, Edi Patterson, and Raúl Castillo joined the cast.
>Principal photography began on October 30, 2018, in Boston, Massachusetts and wrapped on December 20, 2018.

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No, it should look like this instead.

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Or you could save your money and your time and do literally anything else.

You can see a wazergloopy at 0:24

Look, let's get over it.
Lightsaber duels were never what made Star Wars great.

>Implying he had depth to begin with.

Tfa was trash. The only ''''''''redeeming'''''''' trait tfa had was that it could have a good sequel, but the movie itself was complete fucking shit and i dont know why people pretend it isnt

I liked Finn and Poe, they had a great dynamic

>implying pic related isn't how it should look

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more like FORCED AGAINST MY WILL

The space battles made them great. Look what TLJ did with it's opening battle scene...or the even worse 48 hour chase...

That's the main problem. JJ is dumb as a bag of fucking rocks and can't wrap up a story for shit. So we all know none of his mystery boxes will result in a payoff let alone the nonsensical bullshit Rian shat on screen. JJ will completely ignore the plot holes in the last two movies because he doesn't have the brain power to make it work in the story he's doing now. That means every Star Wars fan stupid enough to pay money for this shit will be watching the big important space battle and will be asking themselves "Why isn't anyone hyperspace ramming each other?" and will never get an answer outside of other fans that are sadly better writers than JJ, Rian, or any of the Twilight Moms and arrogant diversity hires in the Star Wars Story Group. The movie will end Disney will collect their money and declare victory, call anyone who doesn't love it a sexist, and tell the fans to do homework if they want to story to make sense.

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>someone was mad enough to write this

Never change, fandom

This. It should be about the feminist agenda of its creators. That's what makes Star Wars.

No it shouldn't look like that shit either. Star Wars is and always was envisioned as a goofy Flash Gordon-esque camp space serial. Fuck-tard fans took it too seriously. Disney don't know what to do with Star Wars.

The first 35 - 45 mins was great. Then Rey got her mary sue powers.

Between the yay star wars Disney shilling and the fuck star wars WB, et al. shilling, it all sucks.

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Cloverfield had a satisfying conclusion imho.

L O S T too, although he wasn't really involved in that past the pilot.

I like how Rey's clothing represents her character growth.

Yeah, unfortunately two males bonding as friends is now gay in Hollywood. Therefore it either develops as a gay relationship, or is thrown down the gutter as we saw in sw8.

>The first 35 - 45 mins was great
>Finn murdering stormtroopers when his entire motivation for defecting is about the murder of innocents
>"Do I talk first or do you talk first"

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Exactly.

Star Wars has had feminist themes since its conception. Feminism belongs to Star Wars. Angry little /pol/yps can cry about it all they want, I don't care.

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>Thinking movie publicly announced = movie went into production
Movies are planned years ahead

I hope Star Wars Celebration turns into Blizzcon. I want to see Kathleen Kennedy on stage shouting at the audience for being sexist incels.

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>chauvinism is worse than slavery
lol I love it when the Left goes off the deep end

>thinking screenplay and storyboarding phase = in the pipeline

I know right? Fuck George Lucas, I'm glad Disney told him to piss off

Reminder that TLJ is an inferior version of pic related

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>two titles with the word “Jedi”
>two titles with the word “Force”

Fuck this stupid fucking shit.

Oh, George said that? Well then I agree wholeheartedly.

These pictures appeared only after Disney acquired Lucasfilm. George Lucas would have never allowed that, but hey , now the jews own it and they can do whatever they want

What happened at Blizzcon? A coward like KK will never show up I guarantee you. She would never handle people booing and shouting at her.

George famously enjoyed and supported SW parodies. Go away larping /pol/ack

TLJ is an inferior version of a fucking root canal.

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>light sabre teleports through weapon
>other weapon disappears into thin air

I assumed the criticism of that scene was just incels nitpicking, I had no idea it was actually this dreadful

>knights of ren
That’s gotta be fake.

Because TFA was basically a reboot even if it was continued from the OT. What TFA haters don’t get is that most people who watch these fucking movies have a passing knowledge of the universe so the politics and geography don’t mean anything. It’s why you can start a nuwars movie with a giga hyper dearth star with a really big laser cannon and no will bat an eye because damn dem evil Jedi guys!!!! Revenge of the Sith came out fucking 15 years ago which is a long enough time for people to forget anything that came before plus introduce new shit to excite people. Hell most people were just happy to be rid of that evil George Lucas and his shitty PT. So taking all that into account it makes perfect sense why normies and even fanboys didn’t call for JJ’s head.

But now that TFA has set up new bullshit surely they’ll follow up with everything set up in the first movie right? I mean it was mediocre but at least it was still SW right? Yeah sequel will def be better...... oh......

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Their big announcement was a mobile game and the audience turned on them. During the Q&A a dude asked if this was a joke. Pretty sure the Mouse will have Star Wars Celebration into a much more controlled environment than it has ever been. I expect the Q&A look like those Town Hall meetings politicians do when the only people allowed to ask questions are shills.

Luke on TLJ is basically a weird fusion of The Exile and Kreia.
His speech is basically "the force is bad and Jedi must disappear!" but unlike Kreia or The Exile who fought the dark side force users before destroying the force, he let them taking over the Galaxy without even trying to defeat them before stopping all Jedi bullshit, it just make no fucking sense.

Top kek, George loved watching Carrie with no bra, or in her bikini. Maleness was a big issue in his underpants at the time. He wanted Leia figures so he could shove them up his fat ass whilst pleasuring himself.

>>light sabre teleports through weapon
Holy shit, I've never noticed this before. It's once again proven that every time you look at TLJ, you notice another thing that's wrong. I only recently noticed Kylo has no room to turn his TIE around when he blows up the resistance hangar, for example.

This character will be the character they use to mock the audience that hated The Last Jedi and hate the current state of Star Wars..

He's the reflection character.

Quote this.

According to Yea Forums they've always did this. They make no money from their movies, but somehow have infinite money to buy tickets.

George's brand of feminism the way he worked it into his works is the type I have no trouble with. It's the mutated version currently rampaging through the western world and media that curls my toenails inward.

>The first 35 - 45 mins was great.
SO WHO TALKS FIRST LOL

Ok seeing this blurry as image all the time is annoying, use this one from now on.

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No he didn’t retard

I appreciate your efforts, user, but I prefur the bler.

The guy's thinking C-3PO's head being connected to a battle droid body and beind on for a dreadfully confused ride equates to him running around with a blaster.

If you liked Star Wars you'd avoid this bland shareholder pleaser.

>SW is going to bring in huge audiences regardless.
Just like Solos BO, we sure showed them then.

I still can't get over the fact that they tried to mimic the epic scene from wrath of khan but with the rolls reversed. It made no sense. Brian Johnson is a hack fraud and he should never be allowed to make a battlestar galactica movie again.

Did he or did he not carry a blaster?

>>prequel liker
Stopped reading there.

>a battlestar galactica movie
well he used the slow space chase from the BSB pilot for the Resistance plot line, after all.

His head was connected to a body that was partially overriding his programming. He was dreadfully confused and shot without aiming.
The battle droid that got fused to his body was equally roubled with the limited mobility of a protocol droid and complained about not being able to walk and aim correctly. So yes, C-3PO's hands have held a blaster, but he was not responsible for his actions in both configurations.

It was stupid then too, at least George was smart enough not to use it to sell the movie.

No matter user, I already had a rather agreeable short conversation with another user about the rest of the comment.

>SW parodies
>Amy Schumer lewd pictures

PTA and Christopher McQuarrie both said TLJ was one of their favorite movies of 2017

>Return of the Jedi
>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi
>The Will of the Force

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>Return of the Jedi
>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi
>The Will of the Force
pottery

You can basically treat TLJ as the last episode of the sequel trilogy anyway because it sets nothing up.

Did they really need to start each title with "the"...

>Nu-Lucasfilm being this petty

Yeah, I can see it happening

Is he canon?

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I get it. You like Star Wars. But Disney Star Wars is shit. Let it go like I did. You'll be better off for it. Don't be so eager to support this shit. Let it die.

Darth Disco?

I hate JJ more than Rian. I actually like TLJ better than the TFA because, in a weird way, TLJ is so bad its almost entertaining. TFA is just so dull I can barely get through it. Also, JJ created the shit characters and the shit plot. I can't believe we're doing the whole evil empire vs scrappy rebels plot AGAIN. its infuriating to think of all the squandered potential.

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I understand your point of view. But TLJ is more disruptive to the franchise. On it's own, I guess it could be enjoyable. But it goes against so much of what was already established. Rian should have made this a non star wars movie and nobody would have been bothered by it.

I hope none of you truly think this is real.

I do mind the fact that he's an evil space wizard. its only been what, 30 years since the fall of the Empire? what are the odds that another super powerful dark side user was just hanging around during the reign of Sheev? why didn't the Emperor sense him? and if Snoke is so powerful, why didn't he challenge Sheev for the throne? we know Sheev and Vader were the last of the Sith, so who is this bald fucker? When the Jedi destroyed the Sith the first time around it took the Sith thousands of years to regroup and regain power. I don't like the idea that another dark side faction just pops up out of the blue so quickly.

>GUYS! WE'VE GOT Y-WINGS!
The Resistance's retardation in TLJ is once again compounded by yet another retcon. This tug-o-war between directors is delicious

So basically nu wars introduces leia and hans kid as a jedi gone bad under the supervision of luke, and the story is about some abandoned chick rey, some rogue trooper finn and some pilot dude poe? Blows my gay mind that the writers cant see who the main character here is supposed to be and how its supposed to be about luke bringing yet another motherfucker back to being good, maybe even by doing an obi wan type sacrifice. Jesus christ could a worse bunch of retards have written this story. Snoke is the big bad and yet gets rekt like a pleb.

TLJ is an accelerationist version of TFA. What Disney planned to unveil progressively over several years, TLJ did it in one movie, going comletely full retard, overturning the table, smashing everything. Rian Johnson saved us several years. We should be thankful because the franchise was heading that way no matter what. There will never be a SW movie made by Disney, it will never be SW.

Props to the shopper then, because I can't identify the individual pictures it's pieced together from.

I don't believe in anything anymore.

>This tug-o-war between directors is delicious
It's more like they read the complaints. Look, they even brought the KOR back for no legitimate reason. These fuckers aren't in TFA or TLJ, why are they shpwing up now?

you only care about finn and poe because of TFA's beginning, but you hate what they became as a result of SJW politics leaking their inane shit into the movies

you're right. JJ by himself could have made a shallow ripoff of the original trilogy with enough flash and special effects to skate by with minimal criticism. TLJ completely fucked the entire trilogy and maybe even the entire franchise going forward. One of the things I'm thankful for about TLJ is that it exposed all the flaws in TFA, though. Rian Johnson is a fucking hack but he really had nothing interesting to work with.

FORCE JEDI SKYWALKER LIIIIIGHTSAAAAAAABERS

>These fuckers aren't in TFA
Yes they were, during Rey's Force vision. For all of 2 seconds, which made people think they were relevant for the story in some way.
>why are they shpwing up now?
According to TLJ, Luke had a dozen padawans and Kylo made off with half of them and slaughtered the rest, so people assumed these meant they were the KOR. It's just tying up lose ends. I have no faith in them doing anything meaningful and I am sure they'll just turn to the light side again and wreck Kylo's shit.

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>Put effort into making an iconic helmet for Kylo Ren, your antagonist Darth Vader ripoff
>Use it for the first movie in your stupid soft reboot Star Wars trilogy
>Slap it onto all the merchandise because you know that shit looks cool and sells
>Sequel gets passed to some dumbfuck cuck director and he destroys the helmet you spent so long designing for literally no reason
>Get the ability to direct the final movie in the trilogy and literally glue the fucking thing back together to be used again

It's like poetry honestly. This trilogy is a gold mine of shit and you can see it plainly in how the movies have been made. Clearly there was no coordination and no plan.

>Excuse me, Mrs. Kennedy. Is this some kind of early April Fool's joke?

Rian really fucked things up.

>Clearly there was no coordination and no plan
indeed, rian even confirmed it. jj claims he had a plan for an entire trilogy but that is definitely horse shit.

They fucked up by never having the three original trilogy characters together, and they fucked up by ruining all three of their characters (luke and Han doubly so)
How do you suck this many dicks at basic storytelling to appease old and new fans, jesus

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How does he develop kylo ren? How does kylo ren evolve as a character by killing someone that doesn’t matter? Before kylo kills snoke he’s an emotionally unstable bad guy. After killing snoke he’s an emotionally unstable bad guy. How did he develop?

I guess you've never read EU books? Do you know how many evil space wizards were hanging around the galaxy during the Age of the Empire?

Viscous.

>>light sabre teleports through weapon
I never noticed that. Holy shit this movie gets worse with every re-watch. Quite an accomplishment.

because now he's an emotionally unstable bad guy in charge

WHERE THE FUCK IS LANDO?
Is zhe the tranny, top right?

as powerful as the Emperor? I know Starkiller was super OP but who else?

to be fair, those guys were under sheev's command and not just running around doing their own shit. also unless they did some huge crazy shit, nobody would hear about them and sheev wouldn't necessarily sense them through the force.

wait the Knights of Red are just a bunch of Padawans? lol.

i'm going to see it just to lose my shit at the shitshow.

Kadann comes fairly close I suppose, even though he was Sheev's student
>in 4 ABY, Kadann had a vision of the future of the impending Battle of Endor which saw the Empire defeated; neither his fellow Prophets nor Sidious saw anything other than an Imperial victory

You thought Kylo's helmet looked cool?
Fucking.. yuck, man. You have seriously shitty taste.

Yup. Retroactively turned Snoke's line setting up Kylo killing Han into mockery
>Even you, MaSteR oF tHe KnIgHtS oF REn, have never faced such a challenge.

Han equates to Indiana Jones as Mutt Williams equates to Kylo.
Tunnel Snakes rule!

Doesn’t matter, Disney is prepared to buy the Box Office.

They will make sure Star Wars succeeds. They don’t want to make Lucasfilm or Kathleen look bad.

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Dude my dad works at Disney and he says Iger personally buys billions of tickets every day

And? When the fuck did not being in charge of the first order ever hold him back?

Compared to the rest of the bland bullshit in TFA?

And you sound like a tranny roastie retard

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For not being triggered? Retard.

Yeah but that's not supposed to be systematic, they still need to make movies that actually make money.

>Starkiller was super OP

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The ones who weren't under Sheev's command were minor and nowhere as able as destroying the NR.

based Sheev taking out the trash

He was, but Vader didn't give a shit about him because he wasn't his son. The key to defeating the Emperor was attacking through his blind spot, which was simple love. Palpatine can't feel Luke's presence in RotJ, while Vader can, which is how Vader can grab and toss him down the shaft in the end, even though he's right next to him.

Its all garbage though.

JJ shills out in full force today I see.

Finn and Poe were always shit. The type of characters braindead drooling retards would think are good. Stick to cartoons.

well, George Lucas doesn't give a fuck, why would any one else?

why would anybody still care at this point.
"The next film will be amazing...."
lol, cant wait. I truly can not wait

>waiting around F5ing for hours to see if anyone replies to your le epic posts
Jesus Christ, how pathetic. Nu-wars fucking sucks. Get over it you shill faggot.

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Because he was living under Snoke's thumb and by kllling his Master he was freeing himself from Snoke's abuse and influence. Fucking retard.

I'll spell it out for you because you're so fucking dumb.

>Kylo becomes stable when he kills Snoke for Rey
>him and Rey are strong together because balance
>Rey leaves him
>Kylo is on the wrong path
>Luke shows up again to taunt him to distract him

His anger on Crait was mainly because of Luke but after achieving everything he wanted with Rey and having her betray him of course he's not in the best of moods.

After Luke leaves, he's back to being normal.

The point was to show that Kylo and Rey can only achieve balance when they work together. That's why the saber split in two when they fought over it. You are so dumb for not noticing these obvious things.

Snoke is shit and only exists for Kylo. Kylo and Rey are the main characters, the story is about them finding balance. Deal with it.

>The Resistance's retardation in TLJ is once again compounded by yet another retcon.
By the way, how did they restart the production lines so quickly when the entire galaxy is supposedly under the enemy's thumb?

Looking forward to the chinese poster.
You know ... the one that doesn't shove BLACKS in your face.

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This not at all how he or the intended story come across at all in the actual film. The fact that you had to do mental gymnastics to justify his shitty lack of character or consistency is proof positive that TLJ is absolute trash.

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>him and Rey are strong together because balance
When was this a thing?

Why did he shill for TFA?

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What, seriously,what did TFA offer other than:

>quips
>non-existent character arcs
>main characters that did nothing
>uninspired production design
>incorrectly used dutch angles
>another Death Star
>bad character development
>Dr. Who-tier creature designs
>nostalgia baiting
>awful CGI
>wishy washy """"""""""""""""""""""villain""""""""""""""""""""""
>bad pacing
>forced quips
>muh boyfriend
>major plot holes
>toothless villains who don't do anything even remotely frightening
>a predictable, derivative story
>even more dumb, forced quips
>no many ass pulls to count
>disgusting colour grading
>lens flares
>"yourrrrr a dead man tell that to kanjiklub" - in Scottish accent
>nooooooooooo it was Snoke, he seduced our shhuuuuun
>the OT actors phoning it in in full-on "well, it's a paycheck" mode
>overused filming locations that were easy to spot that even Game of Thrones do a better job making it look like they are set in a fictional world
>that fucking tentacle monster sequence
>an incoherent post-ROTJ universe that's such a convoluted mess that it makes AOTC look as straightforward as ANH
>that horrid helicopter shot
>orange Yoda
>hurdur "mystery boxes"

It was an utter, unredeemable trainwreck, and the only reason why people are afraid of saying that the emperor is truly wearing no clothes, is unlike in 1999 for TPM, we're inundated with the opinions of idiots (reddit) and the never ending torrents of shill reviews on RT and the nerd blogs, all desperate for those sweet disney bux.

These guys are legit my fav sw chars

youtube.com/watch?v=krNvSGdN2Wg

>we have people that thinks this shit is better than master jedis and sith fighting like space wizards

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RO is better and that's not sayin much despite me enjoying it. Ask yourself if TFA is good as a stand alone movie like any of OT or PT because those are perfectly watchable by themselves unlike TFA which is predicated on the idea sequels will explain the shit away they didn't explain in this empty nostalgia bait mess.

I literally had a guy fall asleep in the theater next to me and start snoring because it was so stagnant and just repeating shit from ANH very poorly. At first I was kinda angry because some tard fell asleep in a theater next to me but now I see why, Rey just tries all of the Jedi shit without fail because she's heard rumors about how they did it which could also be a bit about her past as a force sensitive kid involved with Luke's training school because how she knew exactly they did it, then you got your setting being blatant repeats of notTattoine with a droid as a macguffin, their shit version of the cantina scene, and the destruction of the not death Star.

The characterization is garbage of these new characters is retarded too because we're supposed to believe that Finn was raised by the first order then has one combat outing and goes traitor because one of his friends die when he's probably had a bunch of friends die but they wave it away because he's some kind of janitor that has never been around anyone with combat experience or whatever. Poe just disappears entirely after the crash and only comes back to destroy the not death Star. Rey is just a fuckin mess all around and no point in explaining more. Kylo is the only one that's any decent but they revealed his parentage too early which could have had some shock value if revealed later but it would have just been a Vader reveal scene again but the whole nostalgia bait the movie has would have worked in it's favor in this one case.

TFA is watchable but that's just because of visuals and that's it you fucking shill. TLJ isn't looking that interesting so I'm just goin toread
spoil

Do you really think they are that dumb? they can't show weakness

>improve the viceroys robotface from EP 1
>perfect it in EP 3
>use him for 30 secs to kill him

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No, you are just a dumbfuck brainlet who doesn't understand simple things or even pay attention to the movie you hate so much to criticize it properly.

>The Light, The Dark, Balance!
>they fight together in perfect sync
>Lightsaber won't go to either of them when they fight, it even splits in two

Stick to cartoons, you are too brainlet for more advanced storytelling.

like 2 dudes that at most could lift a rock

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>they fight together in perfect sync
>breaking up halfway through and fighting enemies alone

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Also Snoke literally spelling it out for the audience

>Where there was conflict, I sense resolve
>Where there was weakness, strength

Kylo was finally in Balance because he was killing Snoke to help Rey and "fulfill" his destiny.

The idea is that he and Rey being together is their destiny, but there is another movie so they have to separate and come together for real this time in EP IX.

That's why the saber broke when they fought over it. Because they are opposing each other instead of working together like just moments before.

Prequels had soul
The sequels are the definition of soulless

Do you have to wear a helmet when you go outside?

Honestly curious.

They fought in sync? TLJ Throne Room battle boils down to "a few swings, a lock, Rey/Kylo breaks the lock and kills the guard, on to the next one". With the exception of the initial shot where all the guards descend on them together, it's like the fight thinks we don't want to see it and just want it to be over with.

Never mind the fact that Rey should be dead.

>ignoring that none of it was in sync and it was 90% them fighting people separately

imagine thinking this type of manipulation is acceptable.
These hollywood folks are just as bad as the worst bankers.

>Sly Moore
why isn't she in the Clone Wars?

Them fighting in sync in the beginning and the slow-mo paired with the thighgrab shows them in perfect sync, thanks for noticing the immense focus they put on that scene.

They also got caught at the same time later in the fight and Rey throws the saber to Kylo.

You are just nitpicking at this point, that's all a retard like you can manage.

They don't have to be attached at the hip for 100% of the fight to get the point across, but apparently retards like you need that or you will get confused. Poor small brain, it must be fun to be so retarded.

I miss her

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I wonder what they have in (((common)))

I miss all the EU stuff

None of that was in sync. At the start, they had to repeatedly look in each other's directions to ensure that they weren't separated. The most in-sync thing was them being towards each other's backs. Aside from that, both were doing their own thing as the guards were flailing about mindlessly. If we put a line between Rey and Kylo in that scene, the individual sides could be watched the same. And catching a lightsaber is not being in sync, it's something nameless background characters can do in AotC.

Why does all of Disneys shit look the same

They were in sync for the beginning of the fight. It doesn't matter if they were on opposite sides of the room, they were still fighting alongside and for each other. They even show Kylo watching Rey get her arm cut and using that to give him strength to take down his own red dudes. Because if they fail, they die.

I like how you have to completely ignore the rest of my post and try and veer off from the original point. I won't let you, so too bad for you dumb brainlet.

Rey and Kylo being together gives them strength and balance. This is spelled out by Snoke and the fact that they fight together and succeed.

The lightsaber splitting also highlights that they should be working together, not splitting apart.

>Them fighting in sync in the beginning and the slow-mo paired with the thighgrab shows them in perfect sync
>

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Nice job trying to veer off the main point and nitpick, but it's not working.

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You're just a dumbfuck brainlet who is mad that he doesn't understand simple and obvious visual storytelling.

>in sync doing separate things at separate areas
>fighting alongside when even obiwan and ventress during tcw can do that
>literally lying and pulling shit out of your ass

Thanks for admitting defeat. You can't actually argue because you got btfo, so keep nitpicking like the pathetic brainlet cuck you are

You redirection tactic has no power here

You are actually so scared right now you can't even address the rest of my post. Pathetic.

Kill yourself pathetic tourist, not everybody you disagree with is a shill. This was a decent thread until you crawled out of your hole.

It's not a nitpick. It's what's on-screen. What did the two do that constitutes as in sync besides fight enemies together? If this counts as in sync then two dancer randomly who don't even recognize each other in the same room counts as sync.

Based Mara leads to an even more based Luke.
>Pic absolutely related.

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>america especially
Has he heard of what happens to women in nonwhite countries?

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>lies
>literally saying shit others are talking shit about
>muh concession

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Nope, you're not getting off that easy brainlet

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>They were in sync for the beginning of the fight. It doesn't matter if they were on opposite sides of the room, they were still fighting alongside and for each other. They even show Kylo watching Rey get her arm cut and using that to give him strength to take down his own red dudes. Because if they fail, they die.
>Rey and Kylo being together gives them strength and balance. This is spelled out by Snoke and the fact that they fight together and succeed.
>The lightsaber splitting also highlights that they should be working together, not splitting apart.

Is it too scary for you to comprehend?

either way what a fucking shitshow

Is he canon?

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I don't miss Abeloth

>gets called out for trying to misdirect and nitpick
>ignores the rest of the post

The main point is that the movie showed Rey and Kylo achieve balance only when they are together. It makes them stronger.

That's why the saber split when they fought. That's why your ugly fuck raisn Snoke isn't important. The story is about Kylo finding Balance with the help of Rey. Stay mad forever.

None of that is valid. The first part was addressed by numerous replies calling it out as a bad assertion and that for it to count as in sync, any two people in the same room doing independent actions would count too. The rest aren't even worth mentioning.

>misdirect
>mindless muh redirect when scene itself has nothing you said

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It's not a bad assertion. The movie clearly visually highlighted them fighting back to back and working together, especially with the slow-mo focus and thighgrab. This is an iconinc scene in TLJ on all the packaging and marketing.

Them being on opposite sides of the room is irrelevant because they were still fighting for and with each other, which is proven to be the positive message because they don't die.

>aren't even worth mentioning

I accept your concession dumb ugly brainlet. Snoke a shit and only exist for Kylo's story as he should. Stay bootyblasted.

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>The main point is that the movie showed Rey and Kylo achieve balance only when they are together. It makes them stronger.
>That's why the saber split when they fought. That's why your ugly fuck raisn Snoke isn't important. The story is about Kylo finding Balance with the help of Rey. Stay mad forever.

I'm sorry you're too much of a brainlet to understand simple storytelling.

No one cares about your Snoke fanfic.

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>even if they made a masterpiece I think the culture around this movie series is so wounded and cynical it wouldn't be allowed to exist.
It's a film built on a foundation of shit. Even if it's a masterpiece (doubtful, especially considering the extreme lack of vision in the poster), it needs to be taken as the third part in it's trilogy, and the first two parts are a weak, watered down retelling of the OT with pointless subversion sprinkled in. Disney and their bean counters brought this on themselves.

It's a very bad assertion. That still shot didn't demonstrate anything, not even in motion. They fought literally back to back but that's all that was there. Their actions had no relevance to each other's. Kylo could have been a bench in the same position. In fact, even the guards don't seem to notice anything but their immediate target. In here, there's guards who could have made a swipe at their other opponent's back but chose not to.

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>much
So you're saying he needs to fuck her?!
You know ... force his rod in her half

>force his rod in her half
what are you, 4?

They save each others life during the fight though

The whole fight is a clusterfuck.
Kylo no so much, Rey on the other hand ... OH BOY.

digits be damned you must be tarded

Aside from Rey throwing the lightsaber to him, when?

>It's a very bad assertion.

Nope. That scene is iconic and was even voted as the most popular scene in TLJ on the official SW website.

also
>Them being on opposite sides of the room is irrelevant because they were still fighting for and with each other, which is proven to be the positive message because they don't die.

Thanks for ignoring things that hurt your dumb brain again.

And don't for a second think I am ever going to let you veer off from the main argument nitpicking brainlet.

>>The main point is that the movie showed Rey and Kylo achieve balance only when they are together. It makes them stronger.
>That's why the saber split when they fought. That's why your ugly fuck raisn Snoke isn't important. The story is about Kylo finding Balance with the help of Rey. Stay mad forever.

This has been an thing since TFA, when the literal planet they were on split before Rey could even think of finishing Kylo off. They Force wants them working together, not fighting. They are rewarded by it when they work together.

That's why Snoke spelled out that Kylo was balanced and also why they didn't die to the red guards.

Stay forever salty that you can't even understand the story you hate so much.

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You already said it, Rey throws his lightsaber to him

Rey should be completely naked

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He knows that, he is purposely trying to misdirect the argument to an inconsequential nitpick like that disproves the point.

The point is they are fighting together successfully and this is proven by the fact that they don't die and save each other during the whole scene.

They are strong and Balanced when they are together. Planets and lightsabers split in half when they try to fight each other.

He's salty because he doesn't understand this and wanted the story to be about his boring ugly literal who fave Snoke.

When he kills Snoke for her and when she throws the saber to him.

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I'm not letting you get away with your brainlet tactics so you might as well give up.

the Christmas Special wanks over anything in that abortion of a film.
I'm more interested in Life Day than any old bullshit Rey and her stooges can conjurer up in the next 120 minutes

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Kylo's helmet is fine, and unique with the chrome on black.If you look at the Art Of book, JJ almost made Kylos helmet look just like Vaders. We should be thankful for the few good designs that slipped through the cracks into the movie.

If you look at the Art Of book

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Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. You catch on quick!

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>2006 flip phone quality image of an easily photoshopped title
I don't know about you guys, but I am convinced

Just stop with these assertions. It's also one of the most infamous scenes with numerous jokes about the disappearing knife, Rey grabbing the lightsaber by the blade, etc. It's nowhere as beloved as you say.

You can't seem to address this. They're two people doing separate, independent actions for the vast majority of the scene to the point where their enemies have horrendous tunnel vision and don't strike their other enemy even when the opportunity is perfect.

Secondly, that isn't. The planet splitting was because of more or less plot convenience and because they can't kill off Kylo in the first movie of a trilogy. If the Force wanted them to work together, why did she receive a sudden boost in attacking Kylo? Kylo flat out made the offer to train her and the Force responded by making her strong enough to refuse his training. If the Force wanted them together, the correct choice would to enable her to accept his offer, not provide the means to reject it. At the same time, the red guards didn't even seem like force users which puts them at a severe disadvantage over force users. A trained force user is on average far superior than a trained non force user. Only with exceptions do non force users stand a chance.

>Rey

Who?

t. hasn't actually seen the Holiday Special

It's extremely embarrassing that they made Rey protective of Kylo and shown beating more guards than him and even saving his ass while he was on a chokhold. It's all about role reversal. The princess is a man and the man is a damsel in distress. That's the fantasy they teach in gender studies. Insane that Disney let Star wars be handled by a bunch of meneopausing feminazis.

>one time
Where's this bond between the many times obiwan and anakin save each other?

I get that she's (allegedly) hot, but seriously?

>even saving his ass while he was on a chokhold
As a trained Force-user, why'd Ben need her saving? He could probably have shook the guy off himself with the Force.

>If the Force wanted them to work together, why did she receive a sudden boost in attacking Kylo? Kylo flat out made the offer to train her and the Force responded by making her strong enough to refuse his training. If the Force wanted them together, the correct choice would to enable her to accept his offer
No, because Balance of the Force = only Light Side. At least according to George.

If the Force wanted them to work together, then it makes sense that they boost Rey's stat so that she can resist the dark side.