Who the fuck is Brie Larson?

Who the fuck is Brie Larson?

Get ready for the ultimate Mary Sue 2.0

amp.theguardian.com/film/2019/mar/28/angelina-jolie-joins-marvel-superhero-universe-the-eternals

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ANGIE NOO!

>Grandmother joins superhero movies
Probably gonna get killed off.

What's her superpower gonna be, flapping her tits around? Oh wait, i forgot she chopped them off.

Will she play Doctor Y as the head of an academy for adopted mutant Somali and Kenyan children?

>amp link
Embarrassing

Why you hating on phone posters? We literally keep this site going. Have fun being hunched over your keyboard

So, I take it she has yet another vanity project in the works that needs financing.

who's she playing

also fuck this psycho cunt

>reading comprehension
If you can't fix the link to not be an amp botnet link then wtf

>I adopted the dark and raised it

>why you hating phonepoos
>our 3rd world poo literally ruined this site since 2011
>it would literally be better if phonepoos were auto-banned to free up server bandwidth and release many posting limitations
You faggots are a bigger botnet than computerfags, get the fuck out. Just on account of your devices carrying more AIDS than the average Windows user, you are worse.

>chopped them off.
What the fuck?

Breast cancer you idiot, the boobies go chop chop.

she looks like a methhead nowadays

telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10055488/Angelina-Jolie-I-had-a-double-mastectomy-to-reduce-my-breast-cancer-risk.html

Bit harsh.

she should play galactus.

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>Based Marvel getting huge stars like Annette Bening and Angelina Jolie
>Meanwhile DC can't even get TV actors at this point and have to beg for Marvel's scraps

ITT don't know shit about the eternals

He's not trying to hide his manliness anymore, is he?

She has fugly feet so I'm out

See psychiatrist

No one does

Fuck off shill

If i was a phonefag i would. Small screens make your brains small too. Phonefaggotry is connected to decreasing IQ.

Why is Kevin Feige so obsessed with some literally who characters? He has Xmen and fantastic 4 now

Based.

They are recasting red skull?

Kind of old for a franchise.

Who was the last big name actor DC hired who wasn't a marvel reject?

People who did the fucking TRANSFORMERS movies don't want anything to do with DC

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>Playing a superhero
They had the perfect Skeletor for He-Man, for fucks sake

Because that way people don't have expectations and can deliver another cookie-cutter movie without risking comparisons.

This thread reminded me of the plastic surgery addict who wanted to look like Angelina Jolie and ended up looking like a fucking zombie.

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Fuckng hell

Why do all these supposed "respected" actors always eventually do capeshit?

So Marvel goes full steam ahead into the next phase.

MAN-JAWs, MAN-JAWs everywhere.

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Because shekels talk.

Possible, but I think thereĀ“s more to it.
Must be part of the licensing deals.
Maybe they get the smaller capeshits almost for free.

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>used to fap to her as a kid
goddamn I'm getting old just like her

Her feet were decent during her prime

She's too old for that shit now

She looks like a skeleton here.