Clam your eighties waifu
Clam your eighties waifu
Hudson Butler
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James Ramirez
Imagine the smell
Joshua Morales
what a scam
you cann't even see the Pussy
why wear panties? women your pusies are buetyful and tasty!!!}
don't cover them
I know I want to suck on them and lick then
I can give you orgmas
William Lewis
Hell yeah.
Isaac Ortiz
This.
Cameron Rogers
based
Jace Jackson
Based Fernando
Ayden Miller
Amen, brother.
Isaac Roberts
Phoebe Cates
Austin Bell
I remember loving this scene as a kid but can’t remember the movie, the dude on the podium looks familiar
Lucas Ward
Nicholas Johnson
Mmm yea mmmm
Robert Powell
basest post I've read all month
Angel Cook
Hell fuckin yea
Michael Harris
CLAIMED
Aaron Martinez
Society, I was thinking something way more normal
David Allen
your mom lmoa
Grayson Stewart
baste
Tyler Reed
based street shitter
Ryan Robinson
literally me
Cameron Green
Evan Scott
fuck t series
Nicholas Cox
Shes mine
Hunter Parker
lmao
Christopher Perry
Nathan Long
Matthew Reed
The taste of the shunt!
Evan Cooper
Carson James
god the late 80's early 90's chicks were so fucking weird looking back
it's all boring pedophile bait. everyone of them is plain as fuck, just looking like some creepy uncles wife but teenaged. no titties and little girl bodies
I swear 90% of baby boomers are balding glasses wearing pedophiles
Thomas Gutierrez
pot some examples pal
Austin Robinson
HAVE
SEX
Jack King
Adrian Walker
sharon stone in total recall counts because they filmed it in '89
Brandon Gonzalez
The patrician's waifu
Isaiah Ramirez
Tfw the nicest thing anyone said to me was a group of girls said I look like Arnold and a black professor said I look like Conan the barbarian
Gabriel Martin
MIA. FUCKING. SARA.
I remember in my early teens waking up one night horribly depressed while my hormones were going nuts through puberty, realizing I'd never get to date 80's Mia Sara.
Hunter Jenkins
I feel it, user.
I also was completely unaware of her outside of Ferris Bueller for a long time.
Hunter Green
hnngg
Jace Gomez
I win
Dominic Butler
>I can give you orgmas
Justin Barnes
Xavier Adams
Thank you come again
Cameron Clark
Dunston is about to check in to that puss,
Sebastian Kelly
Melody Anderson
Evan Campbell
what the fuck
Oliver Powell
I wouldve liked society if it wasn't for the mother character
Jack Garcia
Jaxson Parker
Andrew Garcia
Liam Rogers
>women your pusies are buetyful
not really
they're not aesthetically pleasing to behold, nice firm round breasts and buttocks and slender cute well shaped feet are pleasing to look at but that open pussy, who the fuck whats to look at that?
Sebastian Powell
The absolute state of europe.
Levi Peterson
what the fuck
Ayden Taylor
Jacob Flores
Lincoln Jones
hello pls give to bob and vaginias
Nathan Wright
young Courteney Cox is perfect
Parker Roberts
Ryder Evans
based pussy poster
Zachary Fisher
Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.
The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.
For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY
NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.
Luke Moore
Zoomers were a mistake
Evan Richardson
thanks very much sir