Is the best WW2 kino since Saving Private Ryan

That ending with them killing a gazillion soldiers was so hollywood it ruined the whole thing

Why do millenials want feelgood endings? Protio: real life dont give a fuck about your feelings. Stick to capeshit beta chode

You know in your heart the last act ruined otherwis great film.

This
Personally I like when everybody dies at the end of the movie, especially the hero after he sacrifices himself, but this may just be me

That's not Tuntematon sotilas.

It was so dumb. To prepare, they moved all their extra ammo into the tank. When they ran out, they suddenly remembered that there was more extra ammo stored outside. How did Brad Pitt's body remain flawlessly intact after a grenade blew up in front of him?

the user's proposed endiong doesn't sound feel-good, it sounds like its an existential waking nightmare.

This is feel-good however, it takes them to die to get that feeling, but it feels good to you.

that aint The Thin Red Line op.

Grenades don’t explode things like that. They launch shrapnel everywhere, it’s entirely possible to be sitting next to a grenade and walk away with just your ears ringing.

They’re kinda a letdown irl.

I'd be cool with that.

>it’s entirely possible to be sitting next to a grenade and walk away with just your ears ringing
Theoretically possible but highly improbable
Fast moving small sharpnel lodge inside you causing huge internal trauma causing instead death or excessive bleeding and dying shortly after

the SS stands for straight strafing into gunfire

Shia is inexplicably a great actor, despite (or maybe because of) his real world persona. If you get a chance watch Borg vs McEnroe.
He'll probably get a screenwriting nomination for Honey Boy next year. That shit destroyed at Sundance in January.
Be interesting to see if he even shows up.

yes, that was the most disappointing ending i've ever seen desu. movie could have been a 8/10 but that ending made it into a 5/10

He's truly the Brando of our generation. The last eccentric.

it was actually retarded. like they were trying too hard to make an edgy war movie, so they made them say fuck every sentence and came up with a last stand scene that resembled some kids story he made up for his afternoon playing with army men toys

Yes. I am in fact aware how grenades work, and I’m pointing out that it’s realistic that Pitt was still intact afterwards.

While I wouldn’t care to be next to one, their lethality is vastly overplayed. Especially in modern warfare in which most vital areas have protection.

This movie sucked dick. The most by-the-numbers war flick I've ever seen. Every character was ripped straight from the WWII Movie Checklist of preapproved characters.

That would have been an interesting idea, so naturally the movie wouldn't do it.

ending ruined the whole thing
hello shia! still shilling yourself on Yea Forums for losers I see

Agreed, the story had to end by the tank crew facing an overwhelming force but the way it played out was a bit silly.

It was pretty shit. Boring as fuck

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

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i think that the squad getting slowly wiped out and overrun is better. for the battle to go as long with only one casualty and the squad somehow defeating the entire battalion is pretty ridiculous

this movie sucks ass and is a pleb filter

its the best war movie in this thread

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>sucks ass and is a pleb filter
Not him but I do not think you know what pleb filter means.

pleb filter can be both, depends on the context

No. That's madness.

Top kek

Bad
Pretty good, World at War did it better
I have it on blu ray but I havent gotten around to watching it

sorry boys, patrician level opinions only welcome in the lounge

That whole section where they find a German women and have dinner with them was utterly pointless. It's like 20 minutes long and then they die 30 seconds later just for a "war is hell" message. Completely killed the pace, reminds me of the French plantation scene that got cut from Apoc Now

they made her eat all the eggs

I always fall asleep at that scene when I put on the redux lol

hmmm perhaps. But sometimes a total wipeout turns the people mythical right there on the spot. They become secular martyrs.

It's to show that even if you try to find some sense of normality in war it will get ruined by the soldiers themselves and as soon as they go out of that bubble they're right back into the thick of it.

the Tiger fight was already retarded for both parties so no

It's the most boring, cheap, overhyped, retarded war movie every made. One of 'tv tricked me into watching' movie

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That pants on head retarded sex scene with Rachel Wiesz ruined the whole movie. What the fuck where they thinking?

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Fuck off shia

shut the fuck up this movie is gayer than OP

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This movie is utter shit.
>constant swearing to make it seem gritty and appeal to angsty teens
>village rape/death scene to make it dark/edgy
>tracer round making it look like fucking star wars
>the shittest tank fight I've ever witnessed
>American dicksucking over the easy 8
>that dumb ass end fight when they would have been knock out long ago

Words can not describe how much I hate this abomination.

If you want a decent tank film go watch T-34 it actually has a decent plot and fantastic practical and special effects.