Star Wars 9 POSTER leaked
Why should I care? Star Wars is dead. Thanks Disney.
>Star Wars is dead
What a loser
Theory doing the rounds: The reason the name has not been released yet is because they still don't have one.
Obvious fake
The poster being this bad is a indication that it might be real.
Star Wars was always shit, i never understood why people liked it in the first place.
Nothing about this is exciting. It also looks fake as fuck.
Rey needs some nude scenes
Agreed. Rey casually going about in her birthday suit would be an improvement.
Still not interested in this Mickey Mouse shit, shill.
>female Wookie
enough, disney
the fuck
Pretty sure this is just marketing reference for toys and Pepsi cans or whatever and not a final poster. Still looks terrible, but I'd hope they put more effort into their actual poster.
>still caring about this trainwreck of a franchise
DAMN KELLY MARIE TRAN LOOKS LIKE THAT??
>that guy that doesnt know how lightsabers work
Screencapped. I'll be waiting for your tears in a few weeks when the real poster and trailer gets released.
oy vey, this guy merchandises
Is that something to be proud of?
There was a time when a new Star Wars poster would break the internet. All this tells us is that we're getting more of the same shit- characters we don't care about doing things we're not interested in, just like TFA and TLJ. I'm still absolutely astonished by how badly Disney has screwed up a hitherto bulletproof entertainment franchise like Star Wars.
Am I the only seeing C3PO holding a gun? What.
>Rey back with the cute 3bun hairstyle
>Kylo back with the mask
>C3PO sporting Chewie's gun
>Knights of Ren
>2 new waifus
>Rose without make up
SAVE US JEWJEW
for a grainy blurry jpg it looks legit desu
examination of the pixels tells me this is not at all legit
I can see the niggger clearly. Why?
Real question. Why is Kylo propped up as main villain? He’s fucking trash in that role.
this is what happens when you let Juice, Feminists, SJWs, PCs and all other such ghey fringe groups to dominate control and dictate mass media
enjoy your cuckoldry
People are stupid
“Leaked,” fuck off shill.
why is he holding his saber like that?
it's clipping through his fucking hand
This new trilogy is the 3D version of anime.
I can see the whole thing happening 2D, but it doesn't work IRL.
>ITT: incels triggered a fucking poster
>REEE WHY IS A WOMAN UP IN THE MIDDLE
________ The Force
Those two stupid ass "light gaurds" are the dumbest thing to happen to star wars. so fucking dumb.
I can think of quite a few contenders for that title in TLJ. Aesthetically, I don't mind the guard/exhaust thing - adds some variety to an iconic but pretty damn plain design.
If only Kylo wasn't such a massive faggot.
>Rose without make up
master
Will Of The Force
>Of certain products which are expected, partly at least, to stand on the footing of fine art, we say they are soulless; and this, although we find nothing to censure in them as far as taste goes. A poem may be very pretty and elegant, but is soulless. A narrative has precision and method, but is soulless. A speech on some festive occasion may be good in substance and ornate withal, but may be soulless. Conversation frequently is not devoid of entertainment, but yet soulless. Even of a woman we may well say, she is pretty, affable, and refined, but soulless. Now what do we here mean by "soul"?
>Soul (Geist) in an aesthetical sense, signifies the animating principle in the mind. But that whereby this principle animates the psychic substance (Seele)-the material which it employs for that purpose-is that which sets the mental powers into a swing that is final, i.e., into a play which is self-maintaining and which strengthens those powers for such activity.
>Will of the Force
>Will of the Power
>Wille zur Macht
Hey look, Disney tried to make Zoidberg.
C3PO fully armed and operational means that this is fake, though. I hope.
>Threepio grabs a gun
Episode II aside, I don't buy it.
Have sex
This. I am going to watch it once it comes out in 1080p but who the fuck is dense enough to still pay for this shit? It's not even like Endgame where I feel the need to watch the movie in a theater because I invested so much time. TLJ and everyone involved spat in fans' faces after finding out everyone hated the movie and now they want people to pay for their movie? Fuck right off. I have to say it's an amazing phenomenon because literally every single SW fan I know has sworn not to watch the 9th movie
Clearly fake since this chad is missing