How do you go from this

hah fuck you , it was eggplant.

.... To this?

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Fake and gay

Because its fake!

Potato

Back to this?

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>Daughter, let's play cave explorer.
>How do you play that, dad?

Nice try, Jason

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DisneyMoms are disgusting

>BREAKING NEWS: FATHER LOVINGLY CARESSES HIS CHILDREN AND THATS A BAD THING (AND WHY YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED)

>oy vey, touch your kids nipples and cunny you bigot

Have sex.

>have sex with mickey
Fixed.

>oy vey dont love your children

yikes

To this? With a little thing called Shazam

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>with children
Wow so progressive

having a daughter is the most cucked thing ever... unless...

what has banging your mom to do with anything?

based pacific islander bringing back his superior culture

... She's also your son...

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I think that guy isn't even his real dad, but I don't know if that makes this video better or worse.

Is there anything more cucked than raising your wife's daughter (male)?

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Cucumber

>name a vegetable
>first thing I say out loud is "Banana!"
So this is the power of public American education...

Depends if he plans fucking him or not.

god I wish that was me getting felt up uwu

because he's Chad silly.

same

>eggs are not vegetables
>plants are not vegetables

TO THIS??????

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wtf im not even english and i was answering the numbers in englsh and said carrot and not "mrkev"

>im not even english

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Ok

I said banana
How fucked am I?

Great minds think alike

Are your nipples that low on your body?

You should see a doctor

What, so he can make fun of my low nipples? No thank you