Any good prehistoric kino?

Good thread, nice to see people woke on Neanderthal Predation theory

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they kinda look like critters

this theory stems from conspiracy dudes with a cuck fetish

>Neanderthal Predation theory
redpill me on this

explain it

what the fuck does "kino" even mean? because I know it doesn't mean 'good' or 'quality'

>what the fuck does "kino" even mean?

here:
sosuave.net/forum/threads/what-is-kino.241319/

started being a meme here with Inglourious Basterds. Means movie in French or whatever.

user, he said early homo sapiens. That _is_ actual humans. Also, pic related.

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The trump biopic

look at the size of that thing

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That they were adapted to be nocturnal predators and that they don't look like ginger dwarfs, they were manlets tho, but their skulls resemble more the one of a chimp than the skull of a negroid or australoid (the more "ape looking" modern humans). They predated us and cucked us so much that the werewolf myths were based on them and our fear of the night.

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but the ginger gene comes from them

The man from earth

Neanderthals were ferocious beasts compared to the more commonly accepted docile types. They were the apex predator who hunted and raped our ancestors into near extinction like 40,000 years ago. At that point, humans staged a comeback and killed them. Apparently the trauma humans experienced from back then is still present in our psyche today. Examples include the different stories of beastmen having sex with human women in our folklore, our fear of the dark and the beasts that roam at night like werewolves, vampires, etc. and of course things like the Yeti or Bigfoot

youtube.com/watch?v=mZbmywzGAVs

ayo you whites was huntin peeple and shit

> Werewolf myth first mentioned by greeks
> Predatory Neanderthals going extinct thousand of years before

Well, this whole Theory is bullshit.
Reaity is, cro magnons hunted, raped and ate Neanderthals, which is more scary than your ancient big foot boogyman.

Man, that movie was fucking great. I barely noticed how the time passed by as I was watching it.

For fucks sake, no, they were extinct for 30.000 years before Gingers were a thing.

yeah, well im a homo erectus for raquel welch, if you understand what im saying

darkmoon.me/2014/they-are-not-like-us-by-jack-harper/
johndenugent.com/neanderthals-and-semites/

land before time

It’s pretty interesting, except for

>At that point, humans staged a comeback and killed them.

Humans are capable of some cool shit, and while I won’t doubt the plausibility of a last minute hold out against significant adversaries over a few instances, this sounds like some fanfiction shit.

>he believe the bull shit caveman ooga booga fairy tale scientist says

Are you ok?

shut up such my ass gay cuck piece mothershit

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I think it’s more that people like the idea of large scale human vs monster prehistoric warfare.

>the poo in loo seethe

what did he mean by this?

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Aryans vs original Europeans

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Grug miss when grug lucas make sky war cave painting. Mouse trip painting ooga but not always ooga, sometimes booga

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Africa addio

HOLY SHIT
ITS THE SAME GUY FROM BEFORE

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Put me in the screencap.

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Kek I remember this thread, either a poo or this is the dank new doomer copypasta

based triggered discord tranny

Just imagine this thing screeching at you while beating you to death
youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM

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jesus

It's a grossly inaccurate neanderthal

this looks like bullsht

looks like a negro wookie

You can tell those mofos wouldn't fight fair probably bite and shit

i'm watching the video and this is bullshit, he throws away everything we know about phylogeny and just goes

>"we don't have preserved noses so they must have chimp noses!!!"

absolute bullshit

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The video is bullocks

Of course now after people has catch up with everyone except blacks breeding with neardenthals now they made it seem as neardenthals were gorillas
Yeah sure

>Oh no why would scientists use more human features than chimp features to reconstruct neanderthals

Because they are from the species homo neanderthalensis, you know, closely related to HOMO sapiens and not some chimp? Jesus christ and I am 2 mins in.

>They predated us and cucked us so much that the werewolf myths were based on them and our fear of the night.
my god who writes this nonsense

wtf does any of that mean

i'm 7 minutes in and he keeps hammering it, it is ridiculous, this idiot never studied phylogeny in his whole life or is intentionally ignoring it so his le neanderthals were gorillas theory makes sense

So whites used to look like literal monsters once, if it wasn't for chadpiens genes you would look worse than chimps.

science is basically politically charged subjective fanfiction

science has no basis on reality and thus cannot be considered canon, since it has no facts to back up their claims

There is coming a movie about the Iceman.
youtube.com/watch?v=GHlHqvoRSwo

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fuck you, chimp

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>neanderthals used to eat meat and hunt
oh no stop the presses, it is not like we had discovered huts made out of mammoth and mastodon bones and pelts

>science has no basis on reality and thus cannot be considered canon
your brain on fast food and school shootings everyone

Why does he need to make up Neanderthal fanfiction when we already had Dinopithicus?

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But discord trannies believe in (((evolution))) and similar bullshit

Jesus that thing would rip you to shreds

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12:30 israel mentioned!!!

>imagine being this bugman.
point and laugh at this retard.

>the neanderthals migrated to israel and started raping israelite human females
OY VEY

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youtube.com/watch?v=GMqm6z3an30

>implying homosapians were the only hominids capable of speech. You could still have character development

"They were primates! So they looked like primates!"

Yep, he doesn't know what he is talking about.

That's not accurate portrayal of F1 racing.

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The scariest part about this thing would be the demonic screeching

imagine all the rapings

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It's just a funny thought, it doesn't have to be accurate for a movie

Jordan peele

>Yeah, you mad humie?

I recommend Bone Tomahawk for some (kind of) prehistoric humanoid action

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>That ayylmao Clooney

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>jesus, look at the size of that thing...

Holy cringe

Those huts ain't from the stone age. They should be covered in dirt or some other insulating materials. Not to mention the way they are put together

(highly original joke) More like Lodi grope fest (highly original joke)

if neanderthals were ferocious apex predators humans by definition couldn't "stage a comeback"

men die, women join the invaders. pretty consistent throughout history, actually

the one on the left looks like my co-workers. yes I live near hispanics. and no i'm not joking. even the head shape is correct

Of all the dumb stupid shit to make conspiracy theories about, this is up there with flat earth

>tfw craniumlets won

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>tfw too intelligent to survive as a species

GET YE GONE GOBLIN

I want to get one of those forensics guys to make a cast of my skull so I know who looks the most similar to me and therefore is the one I should root for in these threads.

johj cloney

Neanderthal was in just about every way better than H. Sapiens. Stronger, smarter, sturdier, and more complex culture. It only took two areas for H. Sapiens to dominate: energy efficiency and birth rate. Neanderthal was a 76 supercharged Pontiac Firebird, H. Sapiens was a Fiat - then the gas crisis hit ( ice age). All the Firebirds suddenly found there wasn't enough fuel, while the Fiats wimpily chugged along just fine.

Also note: Neanderthals were from Europe. H. Sapiens were from Africa. Interesting that waaay before any politics, Africans came to Europe and took over through high birth rates and resource exploitation.

inferior white devil vs supreme black god yakub

How did the eunuch win the battle for procreation?

Have no neanderthal admixture. However, they have admixture of two as of yet unknown hominids. Europeans/Caucasians have the highest amount of Neanderthal admixture, but the least hominids. Asians have Denisovan and Neanderthal.

Why were the Aryans such Chads? I remember that they even invaded sub-Sahara Africa and cucked the shit out of the ancient Nigerians.

>the bigger the better

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The Big Foot has too much of a gay face

No, jews do. Europeans are Cro-Magnon you yid fuck.

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>vampires
Those are maymays about jews, though.
>Bloodsucker / usurer, no introspection / reflection, mind control over thralls, view humans as cattle, hatred of Christ, greed (must count every grain of seed, in which taxes were paid), legalism (must have permission to enter), turns to ashes when killed, predatory behavior, ugly nose, weakness to sunlight

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Lol libtards don't believe in evolution, it's racist

Jaimie pull that up

This has to be some sort of Nigerian or Indian rage posting

The Time Machine
youtube.com/watch?v=2KGv86GLvXo

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Memes do evolution, and so do all structures.

All non-negroes have up to 4% Neanderthal.
Also this pic Is from pseudoscientific bullshit that should be ignored.

Based & SkullPilled

maybe check if you have a cranial bun, some people still have those.

If you do, you go for team neanderthal

The pic on the OP is not associated to any scientist. Only a bullshitter.

We still have to demonstrate we will survive as long as they did.

Where's this meme that neanderthals were smarter than humans coming from?

Cro Magnon is what mixed with the neanderthals and neanderthal-denisovans... And the two unknown hominids in Africa.
Sure, Jews and Armenians have a lot of neanderthal in them as well. However, they are not known for their upper body strength. Evolution doesn't stop.

They all wore glasses.

they had bigger brains

Did Joe Rogan acknowledge this theory?

came here to say this

Blue whales have brains the size of cars but they're still pretty fucking dumb.

neanderthals weren't swartish, they were whyte, unlike the black homo sapiens which set out on a migration path from africa.

How do you know, you ever talked to one? No, didn't think so. Bitch.

They're so retarded all they eat is little ocean insects.
Where's the buildings they built? All works of art? They didn't even invent clothing or weapons.

>tiny penor

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Ahhahaah wouldnt it be weird of she was black and sat on my face hhahahaah

So that's where Kzhar milkers cone from

me on the right

neanderthals were a bit closer to us in size though

Shut up nigger

>Any good prehistoric kino?

Fire and Ice.

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thiccccc

Reminds me of Time Machine

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Straight Outta Compton (2015)

Oh

Super power by 2024

fuck off its called a minimalist lifestyle u fag

It means kino my dude.

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>The Time Machine
>prehistoric
user, I...

literal slavic ape

looks like my ex

THICK

Why is the one on the left a mexican without skin?

No you idiot, Cros also had bigger brain that modern humans too, Neans didn't had "bigger brains" had more canial capacity, not the same, and they had a ticker layer of liquid protecting their brains from trauma, but BRAIN SIZE is a meme, neuronal density and folds are way better indicatives, fucking /pol/ pseudo science.

Top kek

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Alpha was unironically great

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yikes

That must be why they're so advanced!

>australoid

Underrated.

Americano Vs. European

You wish, spic.

Have you taken the Protong Pill yet, Yea Forums?
>humans staged a comeback and killed them all
Yes, that's what they want you to think.

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Scientists are the new priests, but instead of shilling one story they shill hundreds of conflicting ones.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australo-Melanesian

>112048750
>humans too stupid to have a night watch

Retard

>Alpha
>The wolf is played by Chuck, a five-year-old Czechoslovakian Wolfdog.[6]
Soon to be sneed.

>Scientists are the new priests, but instead of shilling one story they tell you information that you can independently verify unless you're too lazy and paranoid to do so
Correct.

Ogg smash but I wouldn't tell anyone in my tribe I did.

>independently verify stories from millions and billions of years ago

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Fucking americans

Reminds me of this

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Awful inexcusable zoomer trash with chinese bootleg tier cgi.

>durr if you don't 100% subscribe to based science man came from fish then you must be one of them YEC guys
Think for yourself once in a while and stop letting internet meme debates influence your thoughts. You're the definition of an NPC.

Like I said, if you're too lazy and paranoid to do the work, it's much easier to insist that nobody could possibly know anything that occurred prior to their own birth.

You think those things are indicative of intelligence? What a joke. What the fuck are you doing with your free time when you aren't making someone else rich? Posting on Yea Forums? LOL! Meanwhile whales are swimming freely in the ocean and merely opening their mouths to get a quick bite to eat. Fucking retard.

retard

GTFO whale fag before I hunt you to extinction

It's really dumb, guy behind it is literally a failed sci-fi author

He's right, though. When the "pro-science" crowd talks about science they're not talking about using the scientific method to test theories, they're talking about an authority that requires blind faith and total submission from its worshippers (and every unbeliever is a morally bad person.)

Would you fuck a Neanderthal girl?

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RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Clan of the Cave Bear
The Last Neanderthal
Conan the Barbarian (technically prehistoric and fantasy all at once)

The picture is a caricature you absolute mong, why the fuck would you take a fucking spurdo image of all things seriously

In Chalcolithic Europe there were big fortified towns. By the time of Otzi they would be probably abandoned as the entire system collapsed around 4200-3800 BCE.

why would it be a conspiracy theory though? what would anyone have to gain form hiding something that happened like a 1000 centuries ago? if science pointed to that being true there's no reason why we wouldn't know about it

Actually that med was contemporary with Sumeria and early Egypt

He is a bit older than the first Egyptian dynasty and contemporary with the Uruk period in Mesopotamia. Egypt wasn't that impressive yet when Otzi lived.

>Chinky eyes on the Chinese spurdo

Reminds me of Skyrim

There's no conspiracy at all, just a pop narrative of them looking too much like us.

>neanderthal average penis size: 3’’
>homo erectus average penis size: 15’’

Kinda sad

Me unga with that in cave all night before big hunt

No, they looked like apes, not like in your image.

It's the little things
I'd add one to the Finnish one too

Oh yeah sure. I'm just saying that copper age houses in the Alps wouldn't have looked like this.

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Unlikely. They probably weren't very different from Homo sapiens.

He also migrated from Sardinia to the Alps.

IT'S UNGA WUNGA TIME

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Scratch that, I'm retarded

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>Unlikely.
Yes user, they totally didn't look like apes, even when no modern race is as apelooking as them. They were uglier than your average ABBO.

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They were closer to OP's than to your image

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>Doggystyle: The Movie

Ok, still more human looking than these fuckers that (((historians))) always overlook

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I would love for someone to just say “fuck it” and we get a kino caveman/dinosaur action movie. I don’t give a shit about accuracy, the setting is cool as shit.

Or just adapt Herculoids.

You almost had me until Werewolves.

Like this?

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Retard

No, Otzi was related to the early farmers who came to Europe from Anatolia. Modern Sardinians are more closely related to them than other populations.

This is not how an ape skull looks like.

isnt 13th warrior about neanderthals?

Those were artificially lengthened though

Retard.
>By autosomal DNA, Ötzi is most closely related to southern Europeans, especially to geographically isolated populations like Corsicans and Sardinians.[51][52][53][54]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ötzi

>I would love for someone to just say “fuck it” and we get a kino caveman/dinosaur action movie. I don’t give a shit about accuracy, the setting is cool as shit.
10,000 BC had the potential to be really good

I think it would have been much better if they had used a fake language instead of speaking English.

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And this is what I said. And no, not Corsicans, just Sardinians. People like that lived all over Europe, similar people built Stonehenge and and other megaliths.

The werewolves shit it's retarded, the rest of the theory is actually scientific, the werewolves and yeti shit it's just bullshit especulation from the documentary and the book
>This is not how an ape skull looks like.
It looks closer to apes than any homo sapiens, including Australoids. The idea they looked like us is retarded. Their mouths, nose and eyes were not even in the same position as ours.

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Yeah, put a brace on your head and increase skull capacity by 100%. Why hasn't this caught on to make people smarter?

Who else supraorbital torus and occipital bun here

>just crush your brain bro

>genetically isolated populations in Corsica and Sardinia are ofc more related to Anatolian immigrants

Us

OONGA BOONGA LIL DONNY
OONGA BOONGA FUCKFACE

Except good

Tribes of South America tried to copy homo capensis headshapes but it didn't change volume.

Irony so thick you can make a hole and fuck it

No, it doesn't look closer to apes.

boger face

>Ok, still more human looking than these fuckers that (((historians))) always overlook
What are you talking about? It has never been "overlooked", it's a known shit since forever, everything we needed to know about that we know since 1870. The Mangbetu were still doing it until the mid 40's.There's nothing weird about those skulls and has never been "overlooked", just ask any women that has had a child if babies have "soft" skulls.

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It was far better than that Brendan Fraser crap. One of the best Hallmark movies before they started catering more to housewives.

>without actual humans it’d be boring as fuck unless it was action. there’s no way to really relate to the characters.
This is the most brainlet plebian thing I've ever read on this capeshit infested board.

Sardinians are, yes.

OK user, they look Aryan, Based neans are the reason why we white people are so superior

based Yea Forums the easiest board to make 300+ post off topic threads

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>dicklets
yikers

Asians are more neanderthal than Europeans.

lmao

Who are this asians you are talking about? Russians? Israeli? Pakis? Indians?

Better than stale sneed jokes

the one on the left looks like a mexican, no shit, they even have the pumpkin head right on.

for my european brothers, mexicans have perfectly spherical heads. It's fucking weird.

East Asians, Siberians, Amerindians, but also North Central Asians like Kazakhs.

Prove it.

>Tfw occipital bun and weak chin

Where the homo sapien wymen at

Then don't say "asians".

Anything he says or does is based solely on who the guest of the moment is as well as what is trendy or popular

I still say aliens interfered with humanity and did some DNA editing and you can't tell me otherwise.

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Sumerians and Egyptians were just ancient furfags.

Would be funnier if they had Chinktly eyes on Finland and Australia

I don't follow his show desu. I was just wondering if Neanderthal predation was mentioned on it. I first came across it in like 2012 so it would be pretty funny for me if it started to gain traction now

I remember watching an older version as a kid in the 80s but I don't know which version it was.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_Center_of_the_Earth_(disambiguation)

It was in color, so it wasn't the 1959 version, but it was live action and I definitely saw it at some point prior to 1992.

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>bosnia
>alps

uhhh, user?

Honestly I want to believe in it because it's badass as fucks.
they were BTFO by their mongrels rapebabies.

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there is a theory about jews being Neanderthal descendants.

>the virgin skull vs the chad cranium

There was also that other theory about our ape ancestors coming from forest of East Asia and not from Africa.
and that the Orangutan is closer to us than Chimps, the point is a small variety of Gigantopithecus becoming small and bipedal, and leaving the eastern asian tropics to eurasia and africa.

the thing is we found bipedal apes only in africa, they day you find an australopithecus on asia or other place the "out of africa" theory will be wrecked.

Lol why is there a naked Mexican dude on the left?

Nature doesn't give a fuck about intelligence. Nature only cares about outlasting and surviving. Also muh aryan european neanderthal ancestors against muh nigger homo sapiens is a /pol/ meme, it's scientifically rubbish.

Best thread in a long time

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It isn't that far fetched, the commonly accepted view in mainstream science is that Neanderthals died out due to being too specialized. As the climate and environment changed modern humans win out as they adapted to the new conditions faster.

but i thought neanderthals are human ancestors?

So my ancestry results say I have more Neanderthal DNA than 92% of the population. What does it mean?

We are more closely related to chimps than orangutans, 100% proven by DNA.

We have found bipedal apes in asia, loads of homo erectus and neanderthals there. Also possibly australopithecus. Hasn't done anything to wreck out of africa. Africa is still the most likley birthplace of modern humans.

>It isn't that far fetched, the commonly accepted view in mainstream science is that Neanderthals died out due to being too specialized

Yes; they couldn't throw overhanded and had a hard time communicating ideas between themselves, so they were quickly replaced by hominids with better tools and tactics. The idea that they were superpredators is ridiculous.

Your distant female ancestors sucked loads of BNC.

I was referring to early bipedal apes, not homos.
Maybe chimps are actually australopithecus hybrids?