Where is Rose? Why would JJ betray Rians vision?
Where is Rose? Why would JJ betray Rians vision?
Carson Diaz
Alexander Brown
Where is the soul?
Jose Scott
Where is Leia?
Do you think they'll just write her out in the opening crawl?
Mason Sanchez
>Why would JJ betray Rians vision?
you mean: why would Disney let JJ abandon a failed idea they forced on Rian to try to get Chinese people to see a Star Wars movie?
answer: because it failed.
Wyatt Richardson
Are they seriously adding a female Wookie now?
Logan Wilson
Disney isnt that retarded to think Rose was a buy for the chinese
Caleb Murphy
There is also no ghost Luke or Lando. This movie going to fucking bomb unkess Disney pull out Captain Marvel and buy tickets to boost box office
Zachary Nelson
>people think this is real
Xavier Jenkins
Thats a black woman
Mason Wright
just keep slurping up the bait, did you even look at the poster? fucking retarded tourists
Jordan Brooks
Cope
Christian Taylor
Why does C3-PO carrying a gun? Is this real or fake?
Easton Peterson
If you had a brain or actually lurked here once in a while you'd know
James Garcia
the Chinese were LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON her character existed in the film.
Disney are businessmen, they come up with the toys before the movie is made and force them on the directors. rose is the same.
John Morgan
Juan Scott
Parker Davis
Rose was pushed out the back of Disney's getaway van to make room for more mouse dollars. It's hilarious that the director claimed to hold the character in such high regard.
Jonathan Williams
Because Rian threw out everything JJ was setting up for no reason other than to "stick it" to old fans.
Henry Ortiz
X-Wings! A-Wings! Y-Wings
Muh childhood!!!
Thanks Disney! I can’t wait to take muh kids to see Episode to relive my childhood!!!
-Gen Xers
Jaxon Morales
Oh they really stuck it to us. If you told me 10 years ago that I would hate 7, walk out of 8 and not even care to see Solo or 9 I would have been shocked. They went for the audience that won't even last another 2 years until Vampires and Pirates are popular again.
When me, my dad and all my friends and their dads (all big SW fans) don't care anymore, you really have a problem.
Joshua Bailey
The fact that C3PO is carrying a gun should tell you it's fake. Not even JJ is that retarded.
Brody Taylor
I mean Star Wars of late has been pretty fucking dumb lad.
Mason Thomas
It left with Lucas and his Kino
Daniel Fisher
Rey should run around the galaxy naked as the day she was born
Nicholas Rivera
screencapped
Thomas Green
nah there'll totally be a scene where they're preparing for the last-stand where everyone picks up a gun and threepio fires one shoot accidentally and falls over from the recoil
Noah Butler
based
Juan Torres
she doesn't look like this any more, friend. replace the juicy skin you see here with slabs of clay
Joshua Cook
She’s Vietnamese you dumbass
Ayden Young
She'd look sexy naked, but the movie would still suck
Juan Thomas
Colton Gutierrez
No. Rian stated that he wanted to put his highschool crush into the film somehow and that's how Rose came to be.
Aaron Gutierrez
You're telling me Attack of the Clones is fake?
Ryan Ross
You think Hollywood jews care about what she actually is?
Also, why the fuck did they give her that retarded haircut when she looks so much better with long hair?
Levi Gomez
Perhaps its not 3CPO you goddamn retards?
Benjamin Richardson
Her nakedness would be so kino
Aaron Nguyen
the fuck is this kikery?
Thomas Morgan
Because we're going back to top form. TFA was a great (but slightly safe) new Star Wars movie. Rian nearly ruined it all, but luckily JJ is back, he'll take care of Star Wars now.
Ultimately, what matters now is that the finale to this interesting new trilogy is in capable hands.
Elijah Williams
>Because we're going back to top form.
>TFA was a great (but slightly safe) new Star Wars movie.
>Rian nearly ruined it all, but luckily JJ is back, he'll take care of Star Wars now.
>this interesting new trilogy is in capable hands
The absolute state of humanity. There is no hope for you.
Benjamin James
I dunno, its so retarded I think it might be real.
Disney storytelling is so bad it makes fanfiction look good.
Jack Adams
JJ was retarded enough to give him red arm for no reason, so who knows
Matthew Carter
JJ is absolutely retarded, user. This is the same guy that gave C3PO a red arm then had it removed off screen with no explanation whatsoever, and made Chewbacca walk past Leia because he "forgot". He never understood Star Wars in the first place.
Angel Clark
Off yourself
Grayson Mitchell
She definitely needs more naked scenes
Andrew Gray
This
The poster is real, all other media already confirmed this
Bentley Hill
This looks like someone took every D-level Star Wars character and made a poster.
Leo Anderson
Are you saying there aren't any female wookies?
Samuel Morgan
He had a battle droid body. And even then, it was retarded then, it is retarded now.
Chase Cooper
It's because of the whole women should not try to look pretty in movies things, which leads good looking actors being made intentionally less appealing. On the other hand they do try to appeal on gay men and women by making men look even more sexual than in the past.
Interestingly enough this leaves out not straight men from the calculation, but those lesbian women who go for the lipstick lesbian look.
Adam Hall
I think it's real because Isaac's character is wearing the same clothes he did on this production pic of ep 9
Evan Collins
Fukn naggers, stealing OUR diveristah quota!
Anthony Sullivan
THE REASON WAS MARKETING!
It had to be 25% different so that his Bad Robot could
CLAIM THE PROFITS FOR THE MERCH SALES!!!
Lucas Sullivan
Put me in the screencap!
Epic JarJar level fail post, hahaha.
Eli Thompson
>for no reason
sweet child
Eli Carter
I don't think that was part of the deal. There is no record of Disney giving away merch rights like that. You are confusing it with Star Trek.
Charles Price
wtf her head is bigger than the body
Owen Jones
>Red stormtroopers
Adidas First Order sponsorship/ product placement confirmed
Jack Brooks
Chinese can't stand Vietnamese, Disney aren't retarded enough not to know this
She's simply Johnson's high school rice fever fetish on film, deliberately dressed down to make her more attainable in his pathetic beta mind
Michael Smith
>no record of Disney giving away merch rights like that. You are confusing it with Star Trek.
Jeez, I guess we need a Muller investigation into the Disney Jews dealing with (((JarJar´s))) company.
It´s painfully obvious to everybody with two brain cells to bang together that THAT´s how JarJar does his business.
Carson Robinson
Tasteless filth! Dotards! Ye shall still pay to see this majestic work of corporate art!
Cooper Ortiz
LOOKS LIKE TOTAL LITERAL FANFICTION
THE STATE OF NU-WARS
Nolan Stewart
this is JJ we are talking about
Matthew Allen
Where is Brendan Schaub?
Oliver Evans
Jaxon Smith
>>>>>>>>>>>TFA was a great new Star Wars movie
Aaron Murphy
>TFA was great
You almost got me, friend
Colton Jones
Lucas Smith
No. TFA was mediocre but people still praised it because it was not as shit as prequels.
Caleb Richardson
What subreddit did you crawl out of?
Isaac Cooper
>TFA not as shit as prequels
That's right it was much worse
Noah Diaz
Yes that's why it failed
John Peterson
I really love how retarded contrarians now claim that PT wasn't garbage.
Jar Jar or Midichlorians created a shitstorm just as big ad TLJ bullshit. The only difference is there were no social media back then. And you fags were not born yet.
Nathan Lee
I watched that shit in the theaters and it was a fucking blast. George Lucas is a master of visual directing, and the Prequels were critically acclaimed despite the vocal minority of OT fags raining on everyone's parade.
>Social Media
I was in High School and everyone loved Episode 2. You can thank the faggot staff for talking George Lucas out of making Jar Jar a sith agent this whole time.
I can also recall people giving shit to The Empire Strikes Back before turning around and worshipping it. At least Prequel Fans stuck to their guns and accepted the trilogy without joining the bandwagonning against it
Leo Green
>Where is Rose?
She's literally right next to Finn. Are you blind?
Elijah Reyes
What's bad about Midichlorians?
Kayden Williams
>pull out Captain Marvel
I wouldn't
Wyatt Gray
She cleans up real nice. I don't know why they had to give her a Tumblr-shut-in haircut and dress her in a burlap sack.
And I know she's Vietnamese, but all I see in that pic is Nip
Brody Mitchell
Those things created a shitstorm because people are idiots. Nothing wrong with Jar Jar because he was literally a cartoon character that was intentionally a Goofy ripoff. Kids loved him and kids were/are the intended target audience for this franchise so you can guarantee that any adult that complained about him was a basement dwelling virgin. Midichlorians, on the other hand, was criticized because people can't read subtitles. People thought that it "explained" the force or replaced it, but it did neither of those things, but in fact, expanded the force. People fear what they don't understand, and I bet you any money that anyone who uses midichlorians as actual criticism can't explain what it actually is.
Jace Johnson
His red arm will be the red herring in the new movie. They'll chase it for some retarded reason like it belonged to a scribe droid before, who wrote some important stuff with it and they need that information. Not even kidding.
Landon Morales
Mason Butler
>And you fags were not born yet.
I'm 43 and ironically was probably defending the prequels on AICN before you'd even gotten your first AOL account
Now fuck off
Jace Young
>She cleans up real nice
She's a qt, she got robbed