>the federal reserve is calling for aid
The federal reserve is calling for aid
Dylan Cooper
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Hudson Davis
He's a jew
Sebastian Mitchell
>and the titanic will answer
Brandon Hill
>crash this ship with no survivors
Julian Mitchell
>I can avoid being audited if i wish, but to not pay taxes entirely, that is a rare gift
Nolan Cooper
Gondor is on a gold based money system. They have no need for a central bank.
Ethan Ramirez
>tfw too dumb for taxposting
Andrew Rivera
But there were some who resisted, a Last Alliance of Banks and Treasuries
Owen Clark
>you have my portfolio
Juan Lopez
>we shall provide this aid but only when they explain their national economic situation. For a walled city, that logically imports the amount of food they have to keep their population alive, has no obvious form of economic output, so it begs the question how are they paying for all the resources? I have grave concerns about providing them with financial aid as I feel we’ll be exposing ourselves to a potential fiscal nightmare.
Nathan Martin
>Where was Gondor when my actions fell?
Oliver Jenkins
I SEE YOU
Matthew Stewart
Where now are the IRS and the evader?
Where is the debt that oppressed?
Where is the insurance and the refund, and the bright bankruptcy?
They have passed like tax payers on the bureaucracy, like a jew in the oven;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the federal reserve burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the tax refund?
Owen James
The assets are particularly good.
Asher Powell
I stopped coming here like two years ago, come back, and you guys are still on this one?
William Stewart
>But what about taxes?
>I've already paid them.
>Federal income tax, yes, but what about state taxes? Local taxes? Property taxes? Capital gains?
>He knows about capital gains tax, doesn't he?
>I don't think he knows about those, Pip.
Carter Collins
Capital gains taxes would be part of your federal income taxes, and property taxes would either be local or state.
Zachary Davis
>I AIN'T BEEN DROPPIN' NO INSIDER INFORMATION, SIR!
Jordan Phillips
daring , kinoesque synthesis
Kayden Thomas
INVEST, INVEST, BROKERS OF THEODENBERG!
MARKETS SHALL BE SHAKEN, STOCKS SHALL BE SINKED!
A SELL-DAY, A RED DAY, ERE THE PROFIT RISES!
BUY NOW, BUY NOW, BUY! BUY FOR RUIN AND THE ECONOMY'S ENDING!
DEBT! DEBT! DEBT!
FORTH JEWLINGAS!
Luis Reyes
And the Treasury Department will answer.
Isaac Smith
THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS BIDS THEE WELCOME
Joseph Cruz
Aiden Cruz
my sides
Daniel Parker
>when you are too retarded for lotr taxposting, but still laugh at it
Is there any hope for me lads ?
Matthew Gonzalez
google tax vocabulary, then lotr quote in another tab and you are set
NOW FORTH YOU INDEBDTED GREEK
John Thompson
>One does not simply audit Mordor LLC. Its off-shore accounts are guarded by more than just Swiss. There is accountancy there that does not sleep. And the legal executive is ever watchful. It is an embezzled business. Riddled with fraud and forgery and evasion. The very stock you buy is a ponzi scheme. Not with ten thousand auditors could you do this. It is folly!
Luis Ortiz
>Theodred's debt was not of your making
Jonathan Harris
CLEVER AUCTIONEERS TO BID SO HIGH!
Charles Hernandez
>Bring forth the income statement, Frodo.
Nathan Peterson
>They will break upon this market like water on rock. Saruman's hordes will invest and capitalise, we've seen it before. Mutual funds can be reincorporated. Personal allowances re-substantiated. Within these CDOs, we will outlast them.
>They do not come to destroy Rohan's mutual funds or personal allowances. They come to destroy its equity. Down to the last asset!
>What would you have me do? Look at my traders. Their investment hangs by a thread. If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end as to be worthy of remembrance!
Jason Cook
>when Isildur took the book. I was there the day the strength of Men failed.
Dylan Butler
>RIDE NOW
>RIDE FOR FINANCIAL RUIN AND THE WORLD ENDING
Oliver Torres
taxposting is elitist as fuck... only the finance people and bankers can contribute and the vast majority of memes will go over the heads of the common man. literally the 1 percent of memes
Henry Bennett
>File for bankruptcy, liquidate it!
Hunter Cooper
Joseph Thomas
And all of it from a quote of grrm about aragorns tax policy. Lotr is pretty based that theres some variance from orcposting to eagles
Liam Reyes
>one of the major characters is literally called Pip, the smallest price movement of a currency pair
Bravo, Tolkien. Was he the original taxposter?
Liam Mitchell
Yea fren
Jace Williams
it comes and goes
Gabriel Carter
>they have a cave toll
Justin Bennett
look if you've ever had a job and pay for a mortgage you are capable of taxposting. You don't have to be a fucking goldman sachs m&a vice president for this shit.
Blake Wright
>file, you fools
I mean I they were getting kind of late with their taxes
Gabriel Butler
>NO
>I-I can still turn a profit, the market will rebound anyday now!
Jordan Richardson
but seriously, isn't 2008 repeat gonna happen soon? looked pretty unstable for a long time but it's stable now?
Bentley Campbell
>How do you pick up a portfolio of an old life? How do you invest, when in your heart, you begin to understand, there is no going up? There are some things that time cannot recover. Some crashes that go too deep… that have taken hold.
Camden Howard
That's why it's such a consistently good meme. It is literally incapable of being ruined by normies. There are just to many things you have to understand for it to be mainstreamed and stripped of all creativity.
Nathan Morris
>it is a gift, a gift for the competition of Mordor, why not use this asset?
>long has my father, the CEO of Gondor, kept the forces of bankruptcy at bay
>by the blood of our profits are your tax havens kept safe
>give Gondor LTD the weapon of the Jews, let us invest it against them
Alexander Wright
>I invest in no company, because nobody truly invests in mine
Carson Anderson
Based
Cameron Perry
Any year now. Can't wait to buy all those cheap shares
Hunter Ward
what the fuck is an ltd what the fuck is a cdo what the fuck are all these taxes and what do they mean... what the fuck is this meme
Leo Brooks
This is no simple trawler vessel this is an ocean liner. It's hull is thick and it's bulkheads tight.
Logan Ross
Top kek
Leo Walker
collateralized debt obligation
basically it allows you to put a bunch of risky investments and a bunch of safe investments together in a packet
Cooper Morales
Are you even out of highschool yet?
Logan Bennett
you've explained it theres no denying that but why am i more confused than when i started out... why would anyone mix the safe/risky investments together wouldn't that devalue the package as a whole
Julian Perez
>The pontifications of one who has climbed a molehill and laughs at the ground below
Jason Richardson
Looks like Tax returns are back on the Menu boys
Luke Phillips
>Soon, Master Frog, you will enjoy the fabled portfolios of the Bongs. Roaring properties, diversified stock, foreign mines stripped to the bone. This, my friend, is the portfolio of my cousin Balin and they call it an ISA, an ISA!
this is no ISA... it’s a Ponzi
>no... No! NOOO!
Jonathan Taylor
>DEBT! DEBT! DEBT!
lost
also lost
kek
Matthew Butler
Watch The Big Short
Jayden Stewart
fuck you
t. ron paul
Aaron Carter
>Do not come between the Payday Lender and his pray
Jack Walker
reminder mordor and isengard are the fastest growing economies in the middle earth and they have big states with lot of central planning, have you ever seen a sad orc? thought so
pay your taxes sneaky little goybbitses
Xavier Wilson
lol this one i got. I think it will be lost on non brits though
Tyler Jenkins
>It began with the founding of the great banks: three were given to the Dutch, frugal, wisest and most prudent of all investors. Seven to the Swiss Lords; great miners and craftsmen of the commodity funds. And nine, nine banks were gifted to the race of Anglos, who above all else desire power. For within these banks was bound the liquidity and bookvalue to govern each economy. But they were all of them deceived, for another bank was made: in the land of Germany, in the offices of Judengasse, the dark lord Rothschild founded, in secret, a central bank to control all others. And into this bank he poured his cruelty, his malice,and his will to dominate all economies.
>One Bank to Finance them All.
Not mine, but i really liked it and saved it
Kayden Reyes
prey
Carter Adams
SAMWISE GAMGEE HAVE YOU BEEN INSIDER TRADING?
Ryder Long
Fuck I fucked up
John Diaz
When it's mixed, the ratings agencies consider it diversified and give it a good rating. The CDO is separated into tranches which have their own individual credit ratings. Inverstors can choose the risk level they desire and buy from that tranche. More risk = higher return.
Zachary Brown
Taxposting is literally the sneed of LOTR
Eli Jenkins
frodoposting is the bane of LOTR
Ayden Lopez
> Bitcoin. You fear to commit to this currency. The dwarves invested too greedily and too much. You know what their rebounds were in the shadows of crypto...bankruptcy and dept.
Isaiah Thompson
>yaa why can't we have some mortgage backed securities
Leo Davis
My bank accounts are spent. My credit line has ended. Investors have deserted us. Wall Street's betrayed me. Abandon your stocks!!!! Sell, sell for your lives!
David Parker
Juan Collins
LET THE WATER IN! THERE IS STILL ONE PADDY YET IN THIRD WHO STILL HOLDS BREATH!
Elijah Fisher
But user, I’m American and I posted it
John Peterson
lol
Ethan Cook
So you’re saying it’s based
Elijah Myers
>We've had nothing but low interest bonds for three stinking quarters!
Nathan Jackson
THEY ARE NOT FOR LENDING
Levi Wright
That's a big boat
Christian Ramirez
gondor formerly numenor
Thomas Kelly
Sneederlings
Ayden James
It's literally the opposite. Like 85% of Yea Forums can't even understand LOTR finance-posting, because they are dumb manchildren NEETs who flunked out high school. Literally no better than the disparaged urban youth with high melatonin.
Juan Fisher
>Give up the principle and the interest!
Ethan Barnes
A red sun rises. Crypto shils have lost millions this night
Jayden Taylor
SNEED
Sebastian Johnson
>Legolas! What do your elf models forecast?
Matthew Taylor
Share the loan
Brandon Anderson
Audit the fed!!!
Bentley Ramirez
Asher Fisher
> Intern Frodo: I will make it. I will create the pitchbook for the Sultan. Though, I do not know how.
>Senior VP Gandalf: I will help you bear this burden Frodo, as long as it's yours to bear.
> VP Aragorn: Going on vacation with the wife. You can have my office.
>VP: Legolas: And you have my secretary
>Analyst Gimli: And my graphs!
James Hernandez
Kayden Watson
It's more of the Casperposting of LOTR; not a lot of people can do it
Luis Garcia
>a banker of Morgoth plc
Brandon Watson
>the very stock you buy is a ponzi scheme
Underrated.
Grayson Brooks
Even the smallest audit can change the course of enterprise.
Robert Diaz
>Sam, do you know cryptocurrency?
>Cryptocurrency?
>Bitcoin.
>Bitcoin, aye, it's a scam
Robert Campbell
my absolute sides
Henry Smith
>You can't sell it, none of us can! The One Stock answers to Sauron™ alone.
Christopher Morales
I CANNOT RAISE THE CAPITAL YOU'LL HAVE TO LOAN ME.
don't tell the investors
Mason Hughes
Underrated and Guffaw
Liam Taylor
this is kino
Jaxson Lee
heh
Joshua Murphy
>tfw when we are living in a veiled deflationary period
>tfw the last time this happened it was 2008
>tfw the fed can't lower interest rates to spur the economy cause the interest rates are already at low rates
>tfw when unveiled deflation will happen if the economy even recesses
>tfw the last time this happened you called it everyone called you nuts
>tfw the last time this happened you took out your 401k right before the economy collapsed
>then everyone who called you nuts was asking for money because you took out yoru 401k early
>tfw when the global slow down is no driving down demand for american oil
>tfw when it's only going to get worse when venzuela gets right in the head
>tfw when you know it's soon
Angel Wilson
What about second Brexit?
Ian Harris
And they call it a fine....A FINE!
Joseph Flores
Why don't we just buy more money?
Julian Ward
Underrated
Samuel Thompson
>ROSE, THE RING. CAST IT INTO THE OCEAN! DESTROY IT!
Camden Clark
PLANE?
Colton Taylor
>Durin's Bane?
Easton Phillips
"No."
James Harris
>why would anyone mix the safe/risky investments together wouldn't that devalue the package as a whole
To lure retards into investing their money into some very risky shit.
Good shit sells itself. All the bad shit that noone bought is mixed with some good shit and SUDDENLY it becomes 99.9% good shit. At least the rate it and sell it as 99.9% good shit.
Brody Evans
I feel thin, Gandalf, sort of stretched, like diversified investments across too many sectors...
Parker Bennett
10/10
Alexander Ramirez
Fuck me. Nice one user. Audible kek.
Ian Cox
>WE'VE HAD NOTHING BUT THIS MAGGOTY .03% PROFIT RATE FOR THREE STINKING DAYS
Wyatt Adams
Let them come! There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still wants public roads!
Robert Lewis
underrated
Zachary Jackson
LET THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE COME FORTH
Aaron Fisher
I live in a bureocratic shithole so that gives me an edge
Matthew Perez
They have taken the office and the second condo. We have launched an appeal but cannot hold them for long. The premises lose value. Bills. Bills in the night. We cannot pay. Bailiffs lurk in the reception. We cannot pay.
Sebastian Anderson
2008 was orchestrated, just to give you an idea it was supposed to ''crash worse than 2008'' 2 years ago.
Gabriel Carter
No man should have to audit his child
Jace White
I heard it from his own mouth. He means to merger us!
Chase Ross
>They have taken the company cars and the second headquarter. We have barred any invoices but cannot hold them for long. The stock shakes. Jews... Jews in the deep. We cannot bail out. A merger moves in the dark. We cannot bail out. (((They))).Ltd are coming.
Josiah Price
Underrated
Asher Robinson
Jaxon Kelly
Fuck off. If it hadn't been for Germany and us spending billions upon billions of dollars to save the PIGS (Portugal, Italy, Greece, Spain) with their corruption and ridiculous spending, Europe would have gone into another, terrible recession dragging down the world economy with it.
Yes, yes, we fucked up with the migrant crisis, but in the final analysis Germany (and other countries with romantic views on politics and society such as Sweden) suffered the most from it by a wide, wide margin. France was beyond hope before the Euro currency even existed (with their full on suburban ethnic wars in Paris in the 90s) and sensible countries such as the Eastern European refused to participate. Italy simply turned the migrants into slave workers for their agriculture and started sending their produce to Africa (where, ironically, it is a key contributor to migration happening in the first place).
Greece especially I have no idea the mental gymnastics they performed to turn Germany into some kind of usurping villain when we literally bailed them out of the ditch they had dug for themselves.
Luis Diaz
And which investments do you back?
>Investment? I invest in no company, for nobody invests in mine, little auditor. Nobody cares for non profit anymore.
We are not Auditors. We are accountants!
>Accountants? Never heard of an Accountant before. Sounds like IRS mischief to me!
>They come with files, they come with taxes. Fining, breaking, investigating, charging. Penpushers and Pennypinchers. Curse them!
No! You don't understand. We are Accountants, financial inspectors... Tax Dodgers!
>Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. The Director will know.
Ayden Martin
>So much red. What can controllers do against such reckless OPEX?
Wyatt Cruz
>Your love of Joe Rogan's leaf has clearly slowed your mind
Charles Garcia
In the place of an EBITDA multiple you would trade on growth potential! Not algorithmic but fickle and volatile as the Coins! Treacherous as the Pot Stocks! Stronger than the foundations of the S&P 500! All shall pump me and hold bags!
Leo Gray
holy fuck dude, have a (you). That's the thread winner
Carter Cox
>One can not simply take over Mordor. Its stocks are held by more than just orcs. The board of trustees does not sell. The CFO is ever watchful. Its books are as black as its gates, riddled with the ash of unreimbursed employee lunch receipts. The very air you breathe is a trademarked fume. Not with ten thousand investors could you do this. It is folly.
Gabriel Sanchez
1. It's the greeks dude. everyone else is retarded and only they are smart
2. Germany really fucked up by bringing in muslim immigrants. Don't get me wrong you guys needed immigrants because of the demographic curve, but muslim immigrants lol. you guys are fucked.
3. the pigs will drain you dry because they have culture, they'll let you worry about money.
Germany, the UK, Switzerland and sweden are the only countries worth a shit in Europe these days. You know it and I know it. Everything else is a entitled wreck or a muslim welfare den leeching off germany
Xavier Hernandez
I told you to revoke the broker's license!
Carson Diaz
Because it’s all ran by the banks that get to keep your money either way they just want to make you feel safer about taking it
Levi Turner
>FORTH JEWLINGAS!
My sides abandoned me
Charles Hernandez
Gandalf, what is the Jewish word for friend?
Bailout
Tyler Stewart
>I have passed the audit. I will IPO, and go on to the Board of Directors, and remain a shareholder.
Jonathan Peterson
These threads are golden. Imagine reddit finds out about them, brings it outside to the normies.
Christian Johnson
>I cannot raise this alone.
>You are a seed stage entrepreneur, Frodo. To bear a start up is to be alone.
>This is Y-Combinator, the Seed of the Funded. And I am it's keeper. This moonshot was appointed to you, and if you do not lower it's CAC/CLV, no one will.
>I know what I must do, it's just that... I'm underfunded.
>Even the smallest margin improvement can change the course of the fundraise.
Angel Evans
Mr Lightroller make sure the irish are locked in steerage
Christopher Parker
Caleb Hernandez
Hudson Gray
Robert Sanchez
>0 comments
KEK. Just like real life
David Green
Grayson Butler
>You have my tax loopholes.
>And my portfolio.
>AND MY OFF SHORE ACCOUNTS.
*theme of the fellowship gets louder*
Michael Rogers
Asher Cruz
kek
Dylan Lewis
Underrated.
Ryder Taylor
Looks like the meat sector is back on the portfolio boys!
Asher Butler
>Stronger than the foundations of the S&P 500!
Kevin Smith
a daring synthesis
Brody Peterson
lol
Ryder Campbell
haha
Lucas Harris
Juan Clark
>No bankruptcy for Denethor and Faramir. No long, slow sleep of debt review. We shall jump, like the investors of old. Break that window.
Connor Lee
>can you manage a retirement plan, master hobbit?
>well... yes. at least, well enough for my own assets
>But we have no plans for unstable job markets... or no 401k coverage
Ian Jackson
Kayden Ward
ooooooooooof
Ian Brooks
>Profits rise in the land of Israel. The time to market closing draws near, and Gandalf the Goy rides to Isengard, seeking my financial council.
Ethan Sanchez
>You may triumph in the stock markets for a day, but against the purchasing power that has risen in the east, there is no victory!
John Allen
>It began with the founding of the great banks: three were given to the Dutch, frugal, wisest and most prudent of all investors. Seven to the Swiss Lords; great miners and craftsmen of the commodity funds. And nine, nine banks were gifted to the race of Anglos, who above all else desire power. For within these banks was bound the liquidity and bookvalue to govern each economy. But they were all of them deceived, for another bank was made: in the land of Israel, in the offices of Temple Mount, the dark lord Rothschild founded, in secret, a central bank to control all others. And into this bank he poured his cruelty, his malice,and his will to dominate all economies.
>One Bank to Finance them All.
Sebastian Phillips
>*Chains rattling & Tortured screams*
>Gollum: Manhattan.....*groans*
>Gollum: Madoff!
Jeremiah Thomas
LOST.
Sebastian Lee
Underrated
Tyler Watson
Jose Adams
>Who am I, Mr Murdoch?
Dylan Reed
>Six thousands accountants, less than half of what I'd hoped for.
>Six thousand will not be enough to audit the books of Mordor LLC.
>More will be hired.
>Every day lost hastens Gondor Inc's bankruptcy. We have till the end of the fiscal quarter, then we must launch and IPO.
Gabriel Thomas
Where now the bull and the buyer? Where is the flag that was forming?
Where are the sats and the gwei, and the sweet gains flowing?
Where is the rocket on the launchpad, and the bright Moon glowing?
Where is the Eth and the Link and the Bitcoin growing?
They have passed like poo in the streets, like a chink with an exitscam;
The days have gone down here on /biz/ behind the hills into eternal bear market.
James Adams
Credit unions?! Never heard of a credit union before! Sounds like jewish mischief to me!
THEY COME WITH FINES
THEY COME WITH TAXES
GLOBAL BANKERS TAKING EARNINGS
LAWYERS AND USURERS
CURSE THEM
Ayden Morris
LOL
Jaxson Powell
stop with this shit and bring back vince posting if you're so brainy, you fucks
Ryder Hall
Digits and I rewatch the LotR films.
Brody Harris
Highly underrated
Grayson Adams
>Gandalf: For 60 years the spendthrift trust laid quiet in Bilbo's keeping, prolonging his life..delaying old age. But no longer Frodo. Evil is stirring in Mordor. The trust fund has been revoked, it's heard its grantors' call.
>Frodo: But he was destroyed, Sauron was destroyed.
>*Eerie whispers*
>Gandalf: No, Frodo. The estate of Sauron endured. His assets are bound to it, and it survived.
>Gandalf: Sauron has returned. He's killed the trustee, his strawpersons and begun firing board members, his real-estate holdings have been rebuilt with cheap orc labor in the land of Mordor. Sauron needs only to reassume control of this fund to cover all the lands of a second financial crisis.
Kevin James
underrated
Aaron Garcia
>In place of a dark ship you shall have an Iceberg! Not bouyant but jagged, and terrible as the dawn! As treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall crash into me and sink!
Alexander Martinez
COME ON, JUST A CREDIT DEFAULT SWAP
Jeremiah Green
Oliver Martinez
>AND MY TAX!
Jonathan Ortiz
>Looks like austerity is back on the the menu, boys!
Jacob Fisher
I woulda rode wit u
muh brotha
muh nigga
muh kang
Christopher Sanders
>Never thought I'd form a limited liability partnership with a competitor.
>What about a partnership with the maker of 34% of premium US TVs?
>Aye, I could do that.
Brayden Brown
This type of line would be beautiful to hear in a WWI Naval film.
Grayson Ramirez
>It’s a pity Janny didn’t ban Sneedposting when he had the chance.
>Pity? It was pity that stayed Janny's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Taxposting? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Sneedposting has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Janny may rule the fate of many.
Easton Roberts
Owen Long
>Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee
>your lawyer?
>his accountant
Michael Foster
Based
John Reed
>it's a high price
>loan me
>i don't have the funds you have to loan me
>don't tell the investors
Matthew Scott
I love you Yea Forums
Ayden Thompson
Nobody taxes a dwarf
Charles Carter
More than half of this shit is reposts. Don't get too high on your own farts.
Joshua Flores
all you need is like one accounting class to understand 90+% of it
Tyler Butler
His credit score took a little tumble off the cliff.
Benjamin Taylor
>Audits... FOUR audits!
Grayson Wood
Why do orcs speak like they are just ironically evil and not really evil?
Michael Hill
>Tfw an error at the bank fucked my credit score irl
Real life is suffering.
Landon Flores
>You don't have to be a fucking goldman sachs m&a vice president for this shit.
Samuel Rogers
You're unironically underage b&
Jaxon Johnson
>Why do orcs speak like they are just ironically evil and not really evil?
Because speaking unironically is not as fun.
Lincoln Thomas
Liam Miller
>We're gonna build a wall, and Mordor is gonna pay for it. They dont send us the elves, they send us the goblins, the uruk hai. They don't even speak our language. Black speech. What kind of language is that? Not Middle Earth thats for sure. I tell you, when they see that wall they're gonna wish they were never bred by Morgoth.
Grayson Richardson
>My business is with Israel tonight!
Colton Bailey
>They will look for his profit margins from the stock exchange floor, but his investments will not post returns
Alexander Powell
the game of thrones writer said that tolkien is high fantas and not enough politics so Yea Forums made taxposting a thing
Jeremiah Lopez
Three Banks for the German Volk eager to abet,
Seven for the Swiss hoarders with their piles of gold,
Nine for Immortal Anglo doomed to debt,
One for the Rothschild and the Mutt he Bankrolled
In the Land of America where the Investment Bankers lie.
One Bank to rate them all, One Bank to buy them,
One Ring to short them all, and in the darkness file them,
In the Land of America where the Investment Bankers lie.
Julian Phillips
Dost thou Hebrew the whole exchange house for thine account? I did not sign away said real estate, for I am it's landlord..
Isaiah Butler
yeah, taxposting is based as fuck, filters out the zoomers
Cameron Fisher
kek
Owen Diaz
based
Dylan Sullivan
Tyler Allen
Jaxson Stewart
Parker Barnes
he looks dead inside just like the women that do it irl
William Phillips
>One by one, the free lands of Earth fell to the power of the Bank, but there were some who resisted.
>A last alliance of aryans and Japs marched against the armies of Jewdom, and on the very slopes of Auschwitz, they fought for the financial freedom of Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the bank could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Adolf, son of the king, took up his father’s Luger.
Jordan Jenkins
based
Cameron Perez
best taxpost in a LONG time
Angel Lopez
>Very bright was that sword when it was made whole again; the light of the sun shone redly in it, and the light of the moon shone cold, and its edge was hard and keen. And Aragorn gave it a new name and called it Andúril, Flame of the West.
Aragorn neither followed correct probate procedure nor declared any valuable gifts against his IHT Allowance from his father's estate. Depending on ME's IHT legislation he may have commited tax fraud. Would you really want this criminal in executive power?
Kevin Murphy
Please someone shop this on Barad-dur
James Barnes
>Aragorn: Accountants, brokers, day-traders. These are no competent hedge-fundees.
>Gimli: Most have seen too many quarters.
>Legolas: Or too few. Look at them. They're frightened. You can see it in their eyes. [in Yiddish] And they should be. Three hundred k... against ten mil!
>Aragorn: [in Yiddish] They have more hope of defending themselves here than in civil court.
>Legolas: [in Yiddish] Aragorn. They cannot fight this takeover bid. They are all going to go bankrupt.
>Aragorn: [in common tongue] Then I shall default as one of them!
Bentley Taylor
Top tier.
William Hernandez
oh shit
Henry Parker
Indeed. I haven't had fun on Yea Forums for over a decade but taxposting.. oh yes, I gladly consume taxposting
Adam Murphy
Ah, my old CD interest rates! I would very much like to see them again sometime...
Xavier Cooper
Josiah Reyes
Well, hello little investors. I've got four nice hobbit sized portfolios for yeh
Josiah Nguyen
Hahahaha
Michael Ramirez
>one autistic quote by George RR Martin lead to all this
Easton White
>No parent should have to foreclose on their child
Julian Ward
30 years ago a CD had a return of 10%??
Jeremiah Bailey
>where was Gondor when the westfold foreclosed?
>where was Gondor when our assets were seized?
Jacob Miller
based
Adrian Howard
>if you want it, come and seize it!
Isaac Robinson
nice
Nathaniel Carter
>we have to save America from the Irish. It's too late for England. Ensign, full speed ahead.
>DEATH!!
Josiah Perry
They speak like they know they are evil and take pleasure in it.
Carter Allen
10/10
You'd think someone would warn him about reclaiming family property after years of negligence and increasing redtape and Then the proper registry and a proof of claim regarding him not only using it, but changing its name, which is another hell to go through he should know about. It makes you wonder how does a King not know and trample over everything like that while Bilbo and Frodo did everything by the book with Sting.
Carson Robinson
Fine... You'll have your Federal reserve and your world bank... and the CFR, stage Pearl Harbor and have 21 of its members create the Central Intelligence.
Charles Nelson
sneedposters btfo
How will they recover
Hunter Hernandez
haha, this is the fucking best
Benjamin Lewis
undervalued
Ryder Garcia
I learned all of this in high school
get gud
Caleb Green
kek
David Myers
David Green
AAHAHAJajjahahahahahhhahhaha
5 star post user
Mason Nelson
Nice one
Julian Robinson
Daniel Adams
I don't get any of these. How come there are so many accountants and businessmen on Yea Forums?
Adrian King
On average, it was utter madness back then
Owen Thompson
zyz
Brayden Anderson
Why did he do it Yea Forums
Tyler Hughes
Cause he's a bad musician
Christian Barnes
For the greater good.
Charles Price
en.wikipedia.org
Of all things, wouldn't he be the one to realize he's just going with Eru's plan?
Anthony Ross
Very nice
Anthony Martinez
shorted post right here
Kayden Green
Lmao
Hunter Martin
'Sit now there,' said Morgoth, 'and look out upon the lands where evil and despair shall
come upon those whom you have delivered to me. For you have dared to mock me, and
have questioned the power of Melkor, Master of the fates of Arda. Therefore with my
eyes you shall see, and with my ears you shall hear, and nothing shall be hidden from
you.'
Jeremiah Lee
Still the best
Hudson Perez
>it’s true that you don’t see too many dwarven deductions, and they so alike in function and appearance, that they are often mistaken for credits. This has lead to the belief, that there ARE no dwarven deductions, and that capital just grows on trees! Which is, of course, ridiculous.
Michael Wilson
Thats funny
Isaiah Brooks
Bravo
Daniel Green
>Bilbo: "My dear Creditors and Bankers, Investors and Inventors, Buyers, Sellers, Whistle blowers, Traders, Entrepreneurs, and Employers."
>Old Hobbit:"Employees!"
>Bilbo: "Today is my four hundredth and one thousand certificate of deposit maturation day!"
>Bilbo: "Alas, four hundred and one thousand is far too safe an investment to live among such risky and wealthy hobbits. I don't value half of you half as well as I should like, and I value less than half of you half as well as you're appraised."
>[The Jew smiles]
>Bilbo: "I, uh, I h-have things to sell... [Whispers to himself] "I've put this off for far too long."
>Bilbo: "I regret to announce — this is The End. I am liquidating now. I bid you all a very fond retirement." [Pensions disappear]
Christian Walker
>Just invent in cryptocurrency my king
Andrew Edwards
>One Ring to short them all,
a mistake, but still kino my lad
Elijah Ortiz
>Authority is not given to you to deny the tax return of the king!
Jayden Lee
>I didn't think it would end this way.
>End? No, the profit doesn't end here. bankruptcy is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this debt rolls back, and all turns to liquid assets, and then you see it.
>What? Gandalf? See what?
>White shores, and beyond, a far mountain country under a low tax rate.
>Well, that isn't so bad.
>No. No, it isn't.
Jaxson Brooks
>I'm looking for someone to share in an audit.
Jason Myers
this is actually uplifting
Jeremiah Johnson
>pay
Isaiah Smith
>Do you remember the trading floor, Mr. Frodo? It'll be Monday soon, and the opening bell will ring. And the investors will be buying in the pit. And they'll be hyping the tech futures in the Asian markets. And they'll be eating the best of the tuna rolls with lattes. Do you remember the taste of tuna?
>No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of sushi, nor the sound of ticker tape, nor the touch of cash. Instead, I'm... insolvent in the dark. There's nothing. No assets between me and the bankruptcy court! I can see my creditors... with my waking eyes!
>Then let us be rid of the debt! Once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't pay it for you... but I can loan to you! Come on!
Liam King
>A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY
Tyler Rogers
>They have been liquidated then, it's as I feared
Gabriel Martin
Lost here
Juan Anderson
Kek
Leo Campbell
lol
David Allen
A dark backtax has found its way into the world..
Cameron Roberts
>Galadriel: Mithrandir, why the Hafling?
>Gandalf: Because I am afraid...he gives me solid put options
Brandon Richardson
I went to sleep last night after taxposting in this thread and it's still alive, my god. Bless you, brave hobbits.
Ethan Lee
>Samsung is apples rival in the media only to avoid antitrust
Robert Butler
Shadowtax
Connor Brown
Funny you changed the words and I still read it in the movies delivery tone and feel the music build up
Andrew Bell
>My friends, you pay damages to no one.
Chase Clark
>And thus it was...the fourth economic boom of Middle Earth began
>And the Fellowship Estate, eternally bond by investment deductions and buy-out payments, was audited...
>13 months to the day since Gandalf sent us on our unpaid internships...we found ourselves happening upon a familiar plight...
>...we were in debt.
Dylan Turner
>The audit was closed, no further cases against Greenberg & co
>It has been re-opened
Zachary Lee
most kids here don't have payed taxes yet. Too many non-whites, women and socialist scum to understand finance on tv/
Jacob Garcia
>One of the Halflings inherits something of great market value...
>Transfer them to me without reduced rates, and unaudited...
>Sales tax the others!
Jack Evans
>In a hole in the ground there lived a tax-evader
Caleb Young
>many ages ago, when this ancient NYC wasn't quite so ancient, long before the jews ran their banks, it was the wake of the Industrial age, where jews shared their days with sellers, executives, independent enterprises and... tax-evaders.
Jayden Nelson
Haha
Anthony Brooks
good ones, nice effort
Nolan Rivera
This thread is gold. glad to see we have taxposting once in a while.
Alexander Harris
KEK
Joshua Wood
Vinceposting was even harder. that's why it died
Lincoln Ramirez
>believing this
What's it like being a literal child?
Daniel Robinson
Go back to raddit
Jeremiah Jones
Is Yea Forums full of newfags? What the fuck is going on with all the replies to this ancient joke?
Christian Adams
i never thought i'd see the day a career in underwriting would give me an edge in shitposting on Yea Forums
Ian King
Do you know how fiat money first came into being? They were gold notes once, taken by the jewish powers, reprinted and loaned. A ruinous and terrible form of cash. And now...perfected. My petrol buying dollar. Whom do you serve?
ISRAEL
Noah Gray
based retard
Blake Brown
What a way to close out the thread. Good shit, user, but maybe cool it with the anti-semitic remarks?
Ryan Evans
Samefag, all posts have the same facebook boomer style to them
Ayden Johnson
>Do you know how the CDOs first came into being? They were A-grade mortgage-backed securities once; taken by the dark powers. Devalued and collateralized, a ruined and terrible form of tranche.
Angel Rivera
Someone please explain this joke
Adam Cruz
>Frodo....any chance of seeing that old ring of mine again? The one i gave you?
>Sorry uncle, i' afraid i pawned it