Watching a movie with my friend

Louis CK?

yikes, me so confused

ROASTED

this.
As always, OP is a mega faggot.

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There's just something about titties in movies that make it more appealing than in porn.

>watching football with the lads
>cameraman does his thing seeking hotties in the crowd
>spot a silk raven haired pale beauty with massive bazongas
>I go NOICE as my mates high five and one grabs his boner through his sweatpants
>go to commercial because penalty coming up
>come back from commercial and girl is back on the screen. She is frowning and stressed and crosses her arms across her bozongas
>we are on our feet hip thrusting and I am making chimp noises but the small hiccup kinds not full screeching yet
>penalty kick and it's good. 5 points up to the team
>sneaky pan to the girl and she pouts and stamps her foot. Takes off her jersey in defiance to reveal her heaving boozamboos in a tank top and an exposed midriff where her belly button is pierced
>my mate starts humping the couch and frothing while the other two start punching each others crotch in turn while never breaking eye contact with the screen
>i am full blown screeching and pelvic thrust all the way to the wall and am also making gibbon noises and licking the liquid crystals
>the screen falls off the wall mount and breaks on my foot and breaks my foot
>my mate's Arab father runs in and starts beating me and his son who has broken the family couch too
>the other two knock over the hookah and bail out a window
Fucking Wellington phoenix

She died leaving a 4 year old son behind.

god I wish that were me

Son of a bitch.

What was it?

some gay porno webm, but the thumbnail appeared to be that roastie hanging out the car window that gets her head knocked off by a street sign.

>how did your mum die user
>traffic accident

it triggers your imagination in a way that HC doesn't.

remove his leg and exert dominance

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>>watching a movie with my friend
>>sex scene
>>you can see in the corner of your eye that he's staring at you during the whole scene

not related to movies
>be 14
>mate was over for lan
>sit in separate beds maybe 2 meters away from each other while playing on laptops
>randomly look over
>hes fapping
didnt know what to do honestly

>necklace
I thin the director was trying to tell us something.

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Where's the second keyboard? RUDE.

10/10

It's right here user, let me get it for ya.
*unzips*

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what about it?

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Everyone knew you perverted little fuck.

>watching movie in history class in high school
>sex scene comes up
>random stacy shouts
>"don't watch user, you're too pure for this"
>entire class laughs
fun times

>watching friend have sex
>he quotes my favorite movie

what are bozongas

It's opposite for me. Amateur porn has the best tits, while I've never seen anything good in a movie or professional porn.

dirty pillows

gazongas

Udders

Why were you looking, faggot?

>be ten or so
>sleep over at friends place for a weekend every month
>his mom lets us pay per view a movie
>pull out couch bed
>his parents head out
>we're watching a movie
>he gets the idea that our pillows and blankets are girls
>he takes all the redheads
>i take the blondes
>practice kissing with our "girls"
>he has weird feather pillows
>the sharp end pokes my tongue
i don't remember what movie it was that got us so horny

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sweater puppies

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>>the screen falls off the wall mount and breaks on my foot and breaks my foot
Pure poetry

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kys jew

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>having sex
>friend starts watching a movie

nice