Owen Benjamin, probably best stand-up comedian of all time

Owen Benjamin, probably best stand-up comedian of all time youtube.com/watch?v=ssFkn26AEZE

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He exposed the molesting of Leo DiCaprio

not only best stand up comedian, but best pianist, best composer, best actor, best writer, best thinker, best talker, best husband, just incredible, probably top 5 things to ever exist in the universe, I mean wow what a startling genius, he'll be remembered like Tesla x10000, holy moly what a brilliant brilliant holy heck of a fricking ultra genius gifted golden mind brain

based enlightened bro

sup owen

based fellow magapede

Shit this nigga lost his marbles

Yikes, imagine throwing your no name career away to be a /pol/ e-celeb, even more pathetic than being an actual celebrity

He didn't throw it away, he lost it for saying forcing kids to gender transition is child abuse, and arguing that comedians should have the freedom to say nigger.
He was told to apologies and he didn't, because there is no reason to.
And everyone who was suppose to be his friend turned on him.
Why not go all the way at that point? Why would you want to appease two-faced Hollywood faggots like that to get some scraps of a "career"?
Much better to just keep chugging those red pills

Wew lad.

don't forget he crossed /ourguy/ alex jones!

he's a little whacko

Owen Benjamin is BFF's with Crowder and Ben Shapiro who are giant zionists.

>getting triggered over Curb Your Enthusiasm

what a sensitive faggot

Yeah, I get hating Sarah Silverman, but Larry David unironically seems like a really cool guy and all his jokes about Christianity in the show are about his character being an insensitive jackass.

>Wife leaves you
>Have mental breakdown
>start REEEEEing about jews
why does this happen so much?

why is he so dumb bros
was it the cocaine use?

You can tell hes been hitting the drugs tons lately.

This jew obsessive stuff is usually the sign of a mental breakdown

yeah, it's the christians that are sensitive, not the jews. that's why that anybody that criticizes jews ends up getting fired from their jobs, all of their social networks banned and in some cases even thrown in jail. yeah jews are so totally not sensitive that they made holocaust denial illegal in half of Europe.

this is one kind of mid life crisis

>Muh Jesus
>Muh Christianity

For a comedian he sure is sensitive

>this butthurt response
yup, you're a sensitive faggot

have sex

>Wife leaves you
the hell are you talking about retard?

I'm just pointing out reality.

Jews make fun of themselves all the time.

Nobody gives a damn about Owen Benjamin btw which is why he's so desperate for attention inbetween his dive into opioids and meth.

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I'm pointing out your virginity

>that jewish fragility

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This faggot is gonna get that $10 later and use it to buy more drugs. He really shouldn't waste what little money he has when he's such a bum.

Yeah, it's not sensitivity, it's power. If I could destroy people for offending me I totally would cause why the fuck not. Christkeks are buttmad because a small tribe of cunning israelites cucks their entire religion and race.

yeah, we know. self-deprecation is one of jew's favorite forms of comedy, but say anything remotely true about them and they'll lose their minds.

>telling you to have sex is "jewish fragility"
wut?

she's good as gone m8, his panicky energy is beyond beta, it's only a brief matter of time before she files them divorce papers

>THOSE FUCKING KIKES sure they're fine with some good spirited satire but if you actually insult or be mean to them they get upset!
who isn't this true for?

oh yeah, a show from like 4 generations ago is totally relevant today you fucking brainlet

How many different kinds of drugs is fueling this ramble?

>Be butthurt about jews
>get told repeatedly to "have sex"
>Think they're JIDF trying to trick me
>Can't stop thinking about jews 24/7
>The seething rage and obsession is affecting my physical health
>Doctor tells me to go out more
>had sex finally
>stopped being butthurt about jews.
>lack of butthurt reduced my autism and allowed me to make friends
>social connections from friends helped me get a job
>got enough money for gym membership and am not a fatass anymore
>Met a coworker and am now starting a family

I know people won't believe me, but it really works. Just try it!

CRINGE

is this why there's no successful right-wing comedians?

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>in my mind it's true

I have a wife and 3 kids, and I still see you faggots ruining everything you touch

>Career dies
>desperate for cash
>"I know, I'll try to appeal to incels!"
This is an unwise career choice.

And my dad works at nintendo.

He’s ok but he’s no Brendan Schaub

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It's not just getting upset, they'll take your career and possibly your freedom for it.
But they aren't in control of anything that's absurd.

ah yes, another aryan chad with a big happy family and 10/10 wife who posts on /pol/. Strange how literally every single one of you fags seems to have this life. But glimpses of /pol/ in the real world tell a very different story

It rly makes me think.....

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Other groups can take criticism, it's borderline illegal to criticize them the same way you can openly shit on Christianity and even Islam

If someone like Hannah HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT MY """"COMEDY"""" SHOW Gadsby has become the mark of success for a comedian I think right-wing comedians are just fine not being considered "successes."

Higher IQ groups tend to dominate things.

For instance whites in south africa quickly took over and ruled everything due to higher IQs, despite being numerically small.

white "christians" can't take a joke apparently given how much he cries over the Curb Your Enthusiasm thing.

You're projecting, incel.

it actually is both power and sensitivity. it was white people that came up with the first amendment and made it THE first amendment.

Family Guy, American Dad, Cleveland Show, Simpsons, Drawn Together, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld all make fun of Jews loads.

The problem is you creatures are genuinely obsessively bitchy about Jews and want to have nazi-tier propaganda fly as "it's just a joke brah". This is rarely tolerated for any minority in the US.

The difference is the left is becoming unfunny while the right was never funny to begin with.

Stop LARPing you sexless goblin

I love that Owen went so fucking hardcore.

A few years ago if you told me that a skinny-jean-wearing piano playing stand-up comic would have enough redpilling and balls to say half of this shit on youtube I wouldn't believe you.

Also he hasn't said a single wrong thing yet.

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WRONG he despises Shapiro but is friends with Crowder

Stop stealing our quotes.

This was the original version and application

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>Be Luther
>Try to convert Jews
>They say no
>Get butthurt and REEEEE about them
>Also revolt against Christ's successor
>Destroy Europe and allow Ottomans to take over half of it
what did he mean by this?

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>literally believes the earth is flat
He's a fucking nutjob and deserved to tank his career

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Eternal Kraut at it again

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this is what happens when boomers go down the rabbit hole.

yeah goy, only crazy peopĺe see something wrong with jews owning all media and financial institutions

>Israel blows up US ship 50 years ago
>Apologizes and compensates
>Still buttmad about it even though Vietnam gets US aid and throws a yearly parade where they celebrate killing 58,000 Americans
????

>>literally believes the earth is flat
except that's wrong you brainlet, either watch his streams or don't comment

Right-wing humor is literally the funniest humor since at its core it's inherently politically incorrect because there's almost no boundaries with it. It's why almost all the funniest memes come from Yea Forums and not left-wing shit holes like plebbit or tumblr.

Pretty much being obsessive and butthurt about Jews is an indicator of instability. Stop enabling yourself

wow this guy is like Sam Hyde but actually funny and doesn't come across as a douchebag like Sam does.

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what you mean is that you're allowed to make them into caricatures, but you can't show how they really are.

the thing here is only fat incel man-children find Yea Forums "humor" funny and it's not a template for comedy for anyone who matters or contributes to society

>tips pussy hat

what I mean is you can joke about them, but genuine maliciousness is not seen as comedic.

Yeah, what a crazy standard

>the thing here is only fat incel man-children find Yea Forums "humor" funny and it's not a template for comedy for anyone who matters or contributes to society

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This insect ineffectually crying about us is hilarious. It's like a child screaming and kicking.

As a Jew I sit here, swirling my wine glass and making my servant clean up the spillage. I can smush him at a moments notice if I pleased but I won't. I'll let him drown himself in drugs and misery a little bit more.

Fuck it's great being a Jew.

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This is just embarrassing desu, Owen. The butthurt is tangible.

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Unironically based

>believes in all the other shit like "NASA lies" etc unconditionally
I guarantee you he actually believes the Earth is flat. Once you start going down that rabbit hole it's only a matter of time before even the most retarded of conspiracies become fair game

>Repeats what you said but with ugly/embarrassing person inserted

okay?

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Have sex.

funny how you're ready to make the IQ argument, when Jews spend so much time bitching about white privilege.
it's not just about their positions of power, it's how they abuse it. if there's group of powerful people working against the interests of your nation, you should be concerned about it.

JUST

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Do you have autism?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BTFO

now the question is if he'll maintain his integrity or put up a giant paywall later like other's that have come before him that ultimately let their greed get the best of them.

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funny how that standard never applied to Christianity. I wonder if the people that own the entertainment media have something to do with it.

>Butthurt fag that actually made Joe Derosa the voice of reason
Can't wait for him to shoot up the Comedy Store though

He'll grovel before the Jews feet. They all do eventually.

You faggots ignore that part though and pretend it never happened. Even "muh based Mel Gibson" apologized repeatedly and now stars in movies directed by jews

I mean based on ITT you self-proclaimed christians seem easy as hell to trigger

So he's trying to milk incels via the Sam Hyde method?

Given whats happened to Hyde does he really think this is a good idea?

but Jews go much further than just being butthurt. they will destroy your whole life over a joke or a criticism.

you goblinos would do the same, you just lack the power. Because you're lower IQ and addicted to anime and xanax.

Jews rule societies, incels rule mummys basement

>the only people that can have families are the type of people I agree with

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fucking cringe post

Unlike Sam who was a cold and calculating sociopath (but with a giant blind spot that ultimately led to his downfall), Ben is actually unhinged and not larping. He's gonna end up much worse off than Sam and it'll be hilarious.

unironically blown the fuck out

you know the jew is losing an argument when they pull out incel and /r/beholdthemasterrace posts

I forgot to say and a bit sad too cause Ben is more morally grounded than Sam and has an actual family and religious beliefs.

cope, wh*Toid

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Seething incel hates to be named

Have sex plz

keep on seething jew

>you goblinos would do the same, you just lack the power. Because you're lower IQ and addicted to anime and xanax.
>Jews rule societies, incels rule mummys basemen

it's always nice to squeeze the truth out of you rats, once in a while. this is what jew are. this is how jews think, folks.

I’ll have the last word incel. You’re the Jews bitches for a reason

Rats don’t rule over humans. You’re the rats if anything. Filthy little basement dwelling disease carriers with the IQ of a banana

what he means is that, the only humor that makes fun of jews, that jews approve of, is humor they create, control, and distribute.

jokes on you jew, I'm here all fucking night

I subbed to this guy months ago because of his Ballad of the Basedboy piece. Now whenever he pops in my sub feed he looks like a washed up 'woke' weirdo. Can someone give me a rundown?

It’s good you admit that Jews rule you

Now kiss my Semitic feet inferior organism

Same m8

U wanna sneed?

finally, some honesty.

His wife left him

Lost $80,000 in online scam

Lost his job

Addicted to Xanax

see, of course you can make fun of jews and there won't be any repercussions.

That the beauty of the internet. Plus nobody listens to incels so I can say whatever I want. It’s fun to fuck with the insects.

If you say “I love your cut Jew cock mr. Jew please give me more” I’ll tell you who your real dad is. We have access to everything

I could never be a commie or leftist, because I don't want to wear scarves, go to mixers with people who have GRIDS, and most definietely don't want to hang out with girls who look like - and are - lesbians with leg hair.

Jews would be funny if they didn't have a massive ancient chip on their shoulders about turning goyem into cattle and have been working at world domination weirmar 2.0 forever and will never stop.

blacks are funny monkey people, but need a firm hand to co-exist with humans in western civilizations.

Moslems need to stay in their containment countries.

Hispanic bros are mostly ok, but need to lay off the socialism - if force by necessary.

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This fault for fucking with people stronger than him

Ask not the sparrow how the eagle soars

it's funny how much you censor people considering how unafraid you are.

>pick fight with someone bigger and stronger
>get btfo
>cry about it

>claim x
>turns out x is not true
>"ok it might not be literally true, but let me explain how it's figuratively true"

You might just be a jew.

again, thank you for your honesty. thank you for validating pol. thank you for validating the obvious truth, that jews are ethno supremacist. your arrogance allows you to slip up and just spew the truth sometimes.

It’s hilarious m8. To watch them squirm and implode. you would do the same if you had any power.

Maybe if you incels had a shred of irl skill you could make your own streaming site to cry about us on. But the only thing you can do is raise your blood sugar

this is very refreshing. owen is being validated by the jews who came here to mock him. high iq, indeed.

Go try to spread the word goblino. Whatcha gonna do?

Eveyone will point and laugh

C O P E

Try and stop us worm

wtf why are there so many unironic kikes in this thread? has this place just become a shill harbour?

>Yea Forums constantly shilling gal gadot
>mj pedo threads
>obsessing over feet
>acting like jidf

when did you realize Yea Forums was compromised?

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OY VEY, WERE LOSING SUPPORT
ENGAGE FULL SHILL MODE
jta.org/2019/03/20/opinion/the-republican-party-has-an-israel-problem

We’re laughing at incels on their little safespace we happen to own. Gloating at the fact you can do nothing

Meanwhile he’s lost his livelihood and any last vestiges of dignity

Tell me who won goblino

no, you're too insulated in your jew community. nobody is laughing at ilhan omar, except maybe jews laughing nervously, when every liberal agrees with her. and the right? aside from boomer idiot, the young hate you.

They’re mostly shitposters fucking with easily baited /pol/ posters and you’re hilariously stupid for not seeing this

Trump is literally Jewish and you shilled him

but your the ones who will be buried in the dirt.

>spout anti-semetic hatespeech in a private company's video service
>be surprised when they no longer compensate you monetarily for doing this
He should be grateful he didn't get banned T B H

Wtf I love communist Somali migrants now

Scary!!!! How many dumb niggers and opioid addicted incels does it take to overthrow the rulers of the world?

>wtf why are there so many unironic kikes in this thread? has this place just become a shill harbour?

they captured /pol/ and turned it into a no-fun zone. a bunch of weird discord lefties, including trannies, feel it's their duty to be church ladies and police every board left on the chans that says no no words and engages in wrong think.

I wish I was joking.

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Hi Owen, you can stop shilling your channel here now, it's not like you're getting money from it anymore

I always knew /pol/ loved niggers but this is ridiculous

she's useful at the naming the greater enemy. and everyone agrees with her.

>*overdoses on fentanyol*

>the d-day of the rope is coming any day now!!! Just y-you wait!

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>jew can't stop thinking about money
there is more to life, you know?

>D-Drumpf is going to prison! A-Any day now, n-nazi!

Yeah you’ll totally be spared man

It’s hilarious you’re willing to shill a Islamist commie just because she’s butthurt about Jews btfoing shitskins

Why did you make a video about your channel getting demonetised if you don't care about money, Owen?

>dumb niggers and opioid addicted incels
don't know, considering everyone else will happily help them in gassing jews, that hypothetical is irrelevant.

>the goblin thinks it’s noble being a loser
This is why you’re all poor and stupid

Who are you quoting?

and I love how scared you are of her exposing your tribe

Trump is Jewish and the most pro-Israeli president in US history

We of the rulers of the weak are quite approving of him

why do you think he's still making videos if he only cares about money?

Oh dear the incel is LARPing again

your mohel wasn't a generous man was he?

then why are you so scared? why are you going into overdrive with censorship? you must be scared of something.

So he can shill his tour/unauthorized.tv channel and eventually his patreon when he inevitably sets it up

How many Somali refugees have you taken in mr. tranny ally?

>putting all your wittle incel hopes and dweams in a dumb baboon straight out of Africa
Oh no no no please don’t do this I can’t laugh anymore....

>censorship
What censorship?
>he
We all know it's you Owen, you can drop the act

you always know you're in a discord tranny thread when there's a massive ratio of posts to posters.
btw no one here is actually a j*w they wouldn't admit to even having a presence on this site, just to bait some pol posters.
they failed at larping as women, they also fail at larping as Jews.
40%

I’m laughing at your ineffectual crying what makes you think I’m afraid? We own this website and could shut it down at any moment. Let that sink in

>Islamist commie
they will be easily btfo, we need to weed out the hook nosed pest gorging themselves on our society, like the vampires they are.

>saying forcing kids to gender transition is child abuse, and arguing that comedians should have the freedom to say nigger
WELL THEN HE SOUNDS PRETTY BASED TO BE HONEST

PS
*AHEM*

FUCK DISCORD TRANNYS AND FUCK N-

>she's good as gone m8
Not quite the same as something being ACTUALLY true though, is it?

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>*guzzles corn syrup*

>you always know you're in a discord tranny thread when there's a massive ratio of posts to posters.
There are multiple threads on Yea Forums at the moment with similar poster/posts ratios, you don't have a clue what you're talking about.

I’m a rich Jew in Manhattan you work and I’m gonna shut off all the power to your trailer if you keep up with that

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47728471

You incels can’t lower your own blood sugar what makes you think you can take down ISIS

Do you support the free market? Why does Facebook, a private company, have to put up with content it doesn't like? No one's stopping you spreading your views elsewhere.

she's a perfect weapon, and you know it. is an "oppressed" woc and muslim and congressman. she can't be called a nazi and she has tons of exposure on normie platforms.

>w...we can use her to our will! says the fat pasty incel as he approaches the sharia beheading platform

this will work out great for you, keep it up

>do you support the free market
no. and even if I did, facebook isn't a part of free market.
mercurynews.com/2018/07/03/google-tesla-apple-facebook-rake-in-massive-subsidies-report/

agreed. Vote democrat. see how well that works out for you.

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Why should Facebook be forced to platform people they don't like? Would you like it if someone forced you to keep a load of pro-trans signs on your lawn?

israel's friends in isis were already btfo by iran. guess who's next in their crosshairs?

I'm unironically jewish and enjoy flaunting my power to the weaker plebians

Yea Forums exists. we like Yea Forums. even discord trannies are on Yea Forums. we still like Yea Forums.

ISIS was btfo by the US. Just yesterday US took their last stronghold. Iranians pissed their pants and died en mass to them. I've seen the liveleak execution vids, and fapped many times.

Israel disposed of ISIS via their american proxy when they stopped being useful. =D

I don't care particularly what Facebook does since I don't use it. But it's a demonstrable act of suppression of speech that Jews fear.

I would love it if I could monetize their signs

your virginity?

>shilling literal niggers
>now shilling shitskins
the 56% meme is true I see

What does he say?

Can't watch at work.

incredibly boring take
everyone knows trannies and lefty/pol/ retards love to shit up this board

Yea Forums isn't Facebook, what point are you trying to make here?
>act of suppression of speech
So would you have the signs on your lawn or not?

i'd say they were taking your virginity, by sending a missile up your ass, but you lost that a long time ago.

first he goes into his drug addiction and says the jews forced him to become addicted to opioids.

Next he goes into how his wife left him and took his daughter and how a jew judge ruled against him and it wasn't fair.

Then he takes out his EBT card and pisses on it to spite "the jews" he says are forcing him to live this way.

>stroking muslim dick
oh no no no. You weak little creatures really realize your own weakness don't you? You need niggers and sand monkeys to save you....

this, it was hilarious to watch

>Israel disposed of ISIS via their american proxy when they stopped being useful

no. isis was always an israei proxy, and the u.s. was supporting them. even bombed assad's forces to help them. it's laughable that either country would take credit for defeating an enemy they supported.

pretty edgy, but the last punchline got me

IS THIS TRUE

WHERE DO I GET THE JEW OPIOIDS ARE THEY THE GOOD SHIT

>Yea Forums isn't Facebook, what point are you trying to make here?

it's a free speech platform. we support free speech. though, it's not a great analogy, because there are a lot of image boards. can't say the same for, facebook, twitter, or youtube.

Yea Forums is okay with allowing people to say what they want, it's also not very profitable. Why does Yea Forums's choice at having their platform be completely open mean Facebook can't choose the opposite?

says the jew, who is too chickenshit to fight iran, so they have to lobby the u.s. to do it. you jokers couldn't even beat hezbollah.

THE INTERNET SHOULD BE A FREE SPEECH WILD WEST LIKE IT USED TO BE

WOMEN RUINED IT WITH THEIR FEELINGS

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Why lose some of your own populace fighting your enemy when you have a perfectly good race of willing goy to do it for you?

because you said "we" wouldn't want sign we disapprove on, on our lawns. i get what your trying to say, even though it doesn't make any sense as a comparison to facebook. the point is we congregate on boards that allow free speech because we like free speech. if we had a platform like facebook, we would allow all speech, even if we disagree.

Okay, so if you owned Facebook you'd make it an open platform. Why should the current ownership be forced to make their platform open though?

???
this is like the third time i've seen someone reply with all caps to someone, going on some completely retarded and unrelated tangent. is it the same poster doing it? what do you think you're doing exactly?

>this retard fucked Black Snake Moan era Christina Ricci

maybe that's what sent him over the edge