what was his tax policy?
What was his tax policy?
Jose Lee
Grayson Davis
Blacks pay twice the amount as whites
Lucas Martin
why?
Colton Flores
because he was a good king
Carter Clark
"What are you doing?!"
"Assets, bonds and nice crispy returns"
"We saved some for you Mr Frodo"
Daniel Russell
>I didn't think it would end this way.
>End? No, the financial year doesn't end here. Taxes are just another path, one that we all must take. The liabilities of this quarter roll back, and all turns to deductible corporate expenses, and then you see it.
>What? Gandalf? See what?
>Tax refunds, and beyond, the far Cayman Islands under a tax haven.
>Well, that isn't so bad.
>No. No, it isn't.
Cooper Cook
One bracket to rule them all
Easton Lopez
100% taxes: everything is his.
There were no blacks though.
Isaiah Bailey
>Elrond: Gandalf, the competition is moving. Sauron's assets are massing in the banks; his eye is fixed on real estate. And Saruman, you tell me, has dropped our ratins. Our list of buyers grows thin.
>Gandalf: His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Bonds with Trust Funds. He's creating a bubble in the housing market of Isengard. A system that can wash black money and change hands at speed. Saruman is coming for the Profit.
>Elrond: This credit cannot be covered by the currencies of the Elves. We do not have the GDP to bailout both Mordor and Isengard. Gandalf, the responisbility cannot stay here. This debt belongs to all of Middle-Earth. They must decide now how to pay it. The time of the Elves is over, my people are selling their shares. Who will you look to when we've defaulted? The Dwarves? They seal capital away in vaults, preparing for the gold standard. They care nothing for the fiat currencies of others.
Brody Williams
reparations for the Númenóreans fucking everything up.
Evan Ward
If he was anything like Hyarmendacil the SOUTH-VICTOR AND SLAYER OF THE HARADRIM, he'll just wash Gondor' internal problems away in the blood of millions of Haradrim.
James Howard
>I do not know what liquid assets are in my estate, but I swear to you, I will not let the account default, nor our company bankrupt
>Our company... Our company
>I would have followed your financial advice my brother, my accountant, my majority shareholder
>Be at peace, tax payer of Gondor
>They will look to his profit margins from the stock exchange floor, but his investment will not return
Landon Long
>Why
Cause Umbar, Harad, and various Easternlings fought for Sauron. They were in the wrong side
That or cause fuck Easternlings and Southrons. As momma said, once you've crossed the Anduin you're in danger, either from Orca or the sand or steppe niggers.
Here's hoping Aragon keeps fucking then sideways and drags them back into civilization
Noah Jones
>Cause Umbar, Harad, and various Easternlings fought for Sauron
Those are brown.
Juan Sullivan
>tfw too dumb for tax posting
Jaxon Morales
this and i studied economics at uni.
Caleb Davis
what a waste of time
t. uni student
Jordan Garcia
Gay
William Diaz
based.
Juan Sanchez
Tax Gondor, for aid. Make Frodo pay for it.
Joseph Morales
what a waste of time
t. high school dropout
Joshua Cox
So much debt
Landon Green
sad attempt at copying thread
Grayson Sullivan
70% income tax on all Gondorian middle men, Rohirrim etc, to pay for reparations to the Low men, Dunlendings, Breefolk etc. who had their lands unjustly stolen from them by Numenorean colonisers only 3000 years ago.
However, many Dunedain have elvish descent and we have to support minorities so they deserve reparations as well.
It's only fair.