ITS TIME

Wow you worked hard for that one.

Try this one: kill yourself you absolute fucking nigger faggot

Tell your friends and coworkers(you have none) your unironic views.

No, YOU kill yourself! You are CRINGE and uuuuummmmm NOT BASED!
8::::::::::::D

>I only have safe mainstream opinions
cringe

This is Yea Forums i'm on right now right? I'm not on reddit?

Ah, so you won't be true to yourself publicly then. Based fearful user.

yes user, this is Yea Forums
were we have strict rules regarding calling people mean names

>Alita is a mary sue
Disagree. Alita is really powerful, true, that's her role in the movie. The x factor that can shake up an immortal techno-god that is so untouchable you don't even see him in the movie.

But this is all earned and has narrative place. The story wouldn't work without it. The original definition of mary sue was based on the phenomenon of fanfic characters being poorly disguised vehicles for the author's narcissistic power fantasies that aren't tempered with good taste of care for narrative. Alita's author probably wants to waifu her, not be her. She's more like Sephiroth.

I have some views I wouldn't dare say publicly in this cultural zeitgeist yes. Just like how 20 years ago you wouldn't have dared come out and say you liked to suck dicks.

There's literally nothing wrong with Mary Sue's inherently, it's the way they are used that's the problem. It's the same as if an incel wrote a power fantasy sexual dynamo.

Stop trying to be reasonable, he just harps recognizable buzzwords for clicks
There's nothing of substance here

>Stop trying to be reasonable
imagine being so deep in the culture war

>Mary Sue's inherently
Yes there is retard. Being perfect and incapable of failure makes for terrible story writing.

>about to do an hour of study
>E;R decided to come back from the dead
well

Why do people like this fat mexican pedo?

I agree, E:R is cringy as fuck.

did you pause the video as soon as he said that to come write that? maybe you should finish it next time.

How do you write a good Mary Sue character? You can't be a Mary Sue if you have flaws. Captain Marvel goes from strong independent female to even stronger independent female

>fat mexican pedo
Wheres the proof of your claim

>I LOVE TRIBALISM
this but unironically. white pride worldwide.

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Wasted quads. There really isn't. I bet you also bitch about "no relatable characters" like an ultrapleb.

It's not about the Sue, it's about the structure around the sue.

Conan the Barbarian.

NO DON'T DO IT. THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS. THINK OF HIRO

So you admit to shilling some hack because he said the thing you like?

>There really isn't
Nice argument bro. Just what i'd expect from a total faggot.

Yea Forums doesn't like him, I think he shills his own videos here.

>There's nothing of substance here
Why do you hate watch his videos. Wtf is wrong with you.

Look at the casualty. Look and laugh.

>asking this on Yea Forums

Why is everyone an incel because they didn't like shitty movies?

Maybe i'm in the minority here but I don't watch things I think look like shit or e-celebs i don't like,

aggressive marketing shills

if you dont buy our products then youre scum

If Yea Forums doesn't strike you as a big congregation of incels, you have a problem. Why do people act surprised when people make fun of them?

Not liking a thing is alright. Spending months/years complaining about that thing so you can high five other CHUDs about your peak high brow tastes is sad and degenerate.

love how he uses this

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Whitewashing characters is cringe

HE CALLED MY WIFE A MARY SUE AAAAAAAAA

Go look at the front page, you are definitely in the minority. Some faggot just posted 6 Amy Schumer clips just for the express purpose of hate watching. Same for TWD, GOT, SW, Marvel threads. All those things are objectively shit but they will hate watch it. That's the entire board.

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>Thinking about Bane

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Watching a few clips is a bit different from watching 30+ minute videos that E;R tends to make or entire movies.

Why are you so assblasted that people dislike Amy Schumer anywaus. You're clearly in the minority as well.

What said

All I wanted to add, is that the real reason people hate Mary Sues, is that they never face any adversary.
There are no stakes and the villains are only there to make the protag look good

Kek

t. Normie

Kek

Hey
I'm just big boned

>Why are you so assblasted that people dislike Amy Schumer anywaus. You're clearly in the minority as well.
>says the guy assblasted someone didn't like his youtuber

>If Yea Forums doesn't strike you as a big congregation of incels, you have a problem. Why do people act surprised when people make fun of them?
So you're one of them too?
Why post in the same board as "incels"?

I like him

>unironically defending amy schumer

the whole internet is no place for you

Learn to read you absolute fucking dumbfuck retard. Jesus fucking christ.

I'm just curious why you entered this thread complaining about E;R and then defended Amy Schumer. Kinda weird.

Oh great. More blunt, hamfisted propaganda. Go shove your Heritage Foundation money up your ass you edgy git.

abloo bloo vagina vagina queef blah blah

there, i translated it into something youd understand

Learn to read you absolute fucking dumbfuck retard. Jesus fucking christ.

I bet Putin is funding him too. God I hate alt-right Russian trolls so damn much!

Absolute seething brainlet with no communication skills.

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>what the fuck is heritage foundation
>google it
>just some normie tier conservative group

gee user, youre really seeing your enemies in every corner

Why do I have the urge to run up to her and hit the popcorn bucket out of her hands.

You're the one who literally cannot read. I implore you, read it again because you completely misunderstood. No one here would unironically defend Schumer and you know that.

>wojak
Subuman redditor detected.

I wouldnt call captain marvel a hack but i get what your trying to say

Wojak is a Yea Forums meme you moron. Lurk moar newfag

>/pol/ memes to attract the teens
Him and Sseth are fucking trash. It's just like watching Colbert because you agree with him.

Just because American Chekists try to blame Russian Chekists for summoning the vultures that are eating their country alive doesn't mean these vultures aren't there.

Keep seething retard. Don't whine about people shitting on Amy Schumer if you don't want people to think you aren't defending her.

>Subuman redditor detected.
Epic projection given your reddit tier opinions.

user you need to tone down the commie terminology if you want to blend in with the people here

>Defending wojak
Hi, newfaggot.

Just learn to read, my man.

Assuming you aren't a shitposting faggot pretending to be retarded then show me the evidence of the Heritage foundation giving monetary support to E;R

>
t. cringey redditor trying to larp like they belong here

>Having conservative views unironically will get you fired
Good. Alt-right bootlickers should hide in their mommy's basement.

Reddit isn't sending their best.

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Tranny commie back at it again.

Brendon Tarrant hid his views and look what happened ;')

Just learn to read. I'm trying to help you and your future.

>complaining about Yea Forums memes on Yea Forums

Hi plebbit maybe you should forcus more on your wife's son

>dude avatar is so epic and the epitome of writing

what a faggot stop shilling

He did something good

I'm reading your comments just fine sonny boy. I think you need to calm down before you become part of the 40%

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Based

A new pasta is born. Eccelente, anonimo.

Incels have used every one of these cope arguments ITT to defend their eceleb.

The more people are forced to bottle up their concerns the more likely they can explode...violently.

t. can't run a mile and is scared of female receptionists

I want to get to know you IRL user, your post is amazing

Why does E;R get so much hate from trannies? Did he used to get this much before the Pewdiepie shoutout and all the subsequent smear articles?

Or was attacking their favourite tranny cartoon enough to put a permanent crosshair on him?

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It was pretty good, but is Larson's ass really that flat?

>everyone I don't like is a tranny
Like Sseth he just uses Yea Forums memes to attract edgy kids.

So you're just a faggot alright lol

>wojak
>reddit
huh?

user, are you saying that a comedic entertainer i watch isnt really as edgy in real life as he portrays on screen?

OH WOW. SUCH A BOMB SHELL IN A BOARD ABOUT TELEVISION AND FILMS!!

Ridicule is a mighty weapon. But it's their last resort, and they fucking know it.

most nazi's are tranny m8 and they seem like his biggest fans

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Politically slanted reviews are inherently terrible. And don't pretend he isn't completely political.

What safe and mainstream e-celeb would you recommend I watch instead? Preferably one that doesn't have far-left opinions.

So you jerk off to nazis, top kek

There's no need to be afraid with the smell of gunpowder.

Aren't you retarded faggots always saying that trannies and drag aren't the same thing?

How about none you stupid faggot?

yeah man youtube reviewers are epic

Have sex.

>Politically slanted reviews are inherently terrible
>but it's okay when we do it
Ok hypocrite. Good luck avoiding politics in media in 2019

Can you read?

Have sex.

Way more epic than paid shill reviews from established mainstream reviewers definitely.

Why does me listening to a Youtube video trigger you so much?

>defending e-celebs
Oh, how Yea Forums has fallen.

Can you stop sucking cock?

Whatever you say /leftypol/. Go back to cripplechan where you belong.

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yes. Her stunt double even had to have a flat ass

Here's another (You) you hungry little hole. I want you to leak your fake vagina puss on it before you eat it this time.

>Everyone I don't agree with is X
Why is this so easy?

FPBP

Incels unequivocally BTFO

I'm kind of pissed he only did a 25 min review

right wingers tried this during bush era but went flaccid, leftes took the tactic and turned it into an artform

>Perfect satire posted
>Retards STILL follow it to a tee
Based.

Conservatives haven't played the identity politics game like the left has in recent history. Not since Jim Crow who was a democrat ironically enough.

>alt-right, sexist, nazi
>is also an anime loving pedophile
Why do the two groups attract each other?

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the post that saved Yea Forums

Bad people lust after authoritarianism because they project their deep down sick desires and thoughts unto others and think strict control of the populace is needed.

I.E. Why leftists are secretly racist/sexual predators. Same goes for right authoritarians.

You don't? I'm into nazi traps

And there are a LOT of crossdressing nazis for some reason. Don't find anywhere near as many tranny pics of any other WW2 army. It's strange!

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ah yes tell me mr. totally-not-a-tranny the specifics of your LGBTQIIAPP+ culture

see
It's a manifestation of self-hatred.

I dunno man, you tell me. I'm the one who keeps being told that drag queens and trannies aren't the same thing.

Who are you quoting!

kek

>e-celeb slurpers in complete disarray
We need more of this

oh great the opinions of a identity politics obsessed nazi can't wait.

ER really inflames the rotting gashes huh?

That's just German autism you moron. Or are your forgetting the whole period leading up to the 1930's involving all the depraved shit that would make a sodomite blush?

I dunno the more leftoids seethe about him the more my opinion of his content increases.

>Every that disagrees with me is a (insert cold propaganda about commies).
Right wing groups never stopped being name calling racists and Hollywood is right in vilifying them, pity the place is hypocritical as f*ck.

i always associate the word incels with trannys saying it to anybody, are you a tranny?

You can lie all you but don't make it true

What lie? It's a statistically observable trait. Even /pol/ talks about it, they just never apply it inwardly.

Oh no i don't want to be vilified by a city full of pedophiles.

>conservatives tried to fuck me so i'll fuck them and everyone else instead except for my specific interest group
Whew you sure got me on your side

so how does dick taste?

You tell me, I bet you're accustomed to the taste.

He's not politically correct so that makes him a nazi. I'm going to have to report this thread to the ADL and SPLC, sorry OP, you better lawyer up.

He's 100 percent a Nazi. There's no debate to be had here.

no u

Damn, If only that was true.

>Or was attacking their favourite tranny cartoon enough to put a permanent crosshair on him?
Yes. That SU vid ignited a legendary amount of tranny asses.

user seek a psychiatrist. Nazis haven't existed in over 70 years.

>no u
no u

I'm on his side you fucking mongoloid, but he is a Nazi.

/ouryoutuber/ does it again!

I mean you can keep saying it but why should I believe you? Because he calls out Jews? Maybe he's Muslim.

Educate yourself. Stop clinging to ignorance as a positive trait.

Educate myself with what? You're not making sense user and you're making unsubstantiated claims. I have literally no reason to believe you're telling the truth.

Based

user you just said you were a nazi just to say er is also a nazi but then you just revert to "educate yourself" lefty though

try harder

>doesn't understand using a leftist phrase ironically
>on Yea Forums
It's literally a /pol/ meme. "Really makes u think huh?" is an example. Are you retarded or just desperately trying to have something to say?

haha, i was also indeed *pretending* to be retarded

haha

haha

the original Black Panther was white

he was blackdirtied

What? Are you literally fucking retarded? Do you not understand the most basic of /pol/ memes? Please go on /pol/ or even Yea Forums and witness the amount of leftist phrases used ironically. It's a meme. In fact, It's so ubiquitous it's not even a meme just a form of communication. You're really just desperately trying to have some sort of thing to say.

I guarantee you're fucking foreign.

haha yes /pol/ haha /pol/ im a /pol/ poster guys

did i mention i came from /pol/?

haha /pol/

Foreign.

Stop trying to false flag as /pol/. Nobody is buying it.

da fellow pol poster

now we need to diskuss how we will hack the amerikanksi election for the second time! as we normally do in the pol image board

she goes alone to the movies just like me

i love her Yea Forums, what now?

Back to discord

Yes. They simply all shut down when the Third Reich fell. Not a single one was alive afterwards and America certainly didn't employ a large number of them.

Only reason I still come to this site is for 5000IQ posts like this one.
/cape/ when?

>Sseth is being lumped in with E;R because the smoothbrains who bitch about /pol/ have only just realised he references /pol/ even though he does it in his videos from six years ago.
I remember the same people would defend Sseth when I ironcially compared him to E;R but now the popular reddit opinion has changed.

Never see posts like this on RLM threads.

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>forgetting that Sseth is quite literally a kike
leave Chaim out of this you anti-Semitic fuck

lurk moar

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OMG like, have sex

Based

Fuckin kek

RLM literally influenced the entirety of Yea Forums. I don't even find RLM that funny but it's true. It's Yea Forums culture.

You lurk more. RLM threads get a fucking sticky and people on this board unironcially donate to their Patreon, but this is find because at least their not "chuds", which is term that originates from another group of ecelebs who people have no problem being posted here even though they aren't even Yea Forums related. Turns out you weren't being ironic when you said you love tribalism.
RLM has influenced Yea Forums in the same way they influenced reddit.

The political spam is getting out of hand and people are surprised when people bitch about it.

Kinda like how the American Nazi Party was notorious for its high percentage of homosexual membership.

>this is find because at least their not "chuds"
>you weren't being ironic when you said you love tribalism
Subatomic IQ. Stop posting. Lurk moar.

The bitching is more prevelant than the actual spam and it has been for fucking years. Anyone with half a brain knows this. Besides most the bitching is no because it's spam but because it's the "wrong opinions" hence it is also political.
Deny all you want but you're doing it right now and will continue to do it because it's probably the only reason you come to Yea Forums.

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>YouTube e-celebs
Fuck off please

Can you? There is no such thing a criticising media without bringing politics into it because the politics is baked into the cake.

Look here retard I know how much you guys hate realising what hypocrites you are so you fall on repeating yourself for damage control.

I think it’s the Steven Universe reviews. The entirety of tumblr has hated him ever since.

>when the right wing adopts leftist talking points
I'm out. Have fun becoming each other.

>you guys
Go back. Discord. Seething.

I think you're in a loop moron

Yes.

Don't forget the head of the Aryan Nation Kevin Alfred Strom was found to be molesting young boys

>Half the people ITT can't follow a conversation or even read.

>>but it's okay when we do it
Are you hallucinating?

I don't even know what you fags are arguing about, but I saw someone say "CHUD" originates with some eceleb thing, which is wrong. It's a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller. A subhuman. It's been around longer as a term than the internet.

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Don't feed the trolls.

>Being this facetious
That may be true but it's exclusively used on the subreddit for that fucking podcasted that is fucking shilled here constantly and I fucking guarantee that's where you heard the term, though you will deny it for sure.

Chapotards started using it, but then /pol/ users did the same ironically so everyone became muddied and retarded.

>That may be true but it's exclusively used on the subreddit
>I fucking guarantee that's where you heard the term.
It was popular around my high school. Not everyone goes to that subreddit or /pol/. I don't even know that I've ever seen Chapo shilled here on Yea Forums. I think you also need to look up what the word "exclusively" means.

That explains it, thanks. I guess it's yet another thing I enjoyed being ruined by faggots like Mr. "EXCLUSIVELY" up there. Not even surprising at this point.

If someone uses chud and they don't seem /pol/ish or false flaggy, then they're probably a chapotard and need to be ignored or ridiculed.

Chapofags literally use chud because it's an insult that isn't "racist, ableist, etc, etc"

There was literally a thread about them yesterday that reached bump limit. Look who needs to lurk more.
And I'm sure you anecdotal evidence will take you far.
I'm sorry I ruined your favourite politically correct insult somehow you fucking fairy.

based

HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW YOU CREEPY INCEL

>I don't even know that I've ever seen Chapo shilled here
>Despite this knows exactly what it is
I think you've incriminated yourself retard.

>E;R shills his trash
>posts immediate bait to get it going
>posts intermittent bait to keep his video link on the front page
Kill yourself you kikeshill retard.

What’s dilation?

why doe s no one mention her weird fist clinch thing she does

Dilate your axe wound

So nobody can use the term anymore because of dumb fags who can't imagine the world exists outside of their imaginary war. Okay.

>There was literally a thread about them yesterday that reached bump limit.
I'd ask "why" but who even cares. Other than you, I mean. They're some shitty podcast. I'm sorry I used a term that triggered you so badly.

Yeah I know what Chapo is, so the fuck what? I know who Marc Maron is, I don't listen to his podcast. I know who Steven Crowder is, I don't listen to any of his shit either. Look up what incrimination is. "Durr you heard of murder, you're guilty." Fucking retard.

You mean the one he used as a flimsy pretense to play an unedited speech by Hitler?

Thanks for the bump.

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>I know what Chapo is
How? If not from Yea Forums then where did you learn about them?

yeah, it was funny

What's wrong with playing an unedited speech by Hitler?

>still mad at steven universe

In a video about a show for children? A lot.

I became aware of them because they did some video clips on YouTube complaining about Jordan Peterson, which just sounded kind of weird and vindictive. I've also heard them mentioned on other non-political podcasts. I saw for a brief period some people on here (Yea Forums, I barely go to any other board) complaining about Chapotards as the go-to strawman for leftists, looked into why that would be, and their subreddit sounded like it was full of obnoxious assholes. That's about all I know about them. Anything with their fucking preferred slang or any memes, I don't know, and I don't care to know.

But the same video also references rape and sex a lot and that's ok. It even has an interview with the shows creator and she mentions sex. What about the children there?

are you one of those commenters who legit went "think of the children"

youtube.com/watch?v=KCeDR7akVWQ

Imagine, a little kid watching a video about a kids show and receive shameless brainwashing propaganda

>Listening to podcasts
So you are a drooling retard as suspected.

I like bad movie and book review podcasts. I know that's not up to the standards of spending all your time obsessing about Chapotards, but it's good fun. Why don't you use all your detective abilities to figure out how to have sex?

>Guy who needs friend simulators telling me to have sex
Oh the irony.

>needs
Strong projection there. When I started listening to podcasts, it was a horror movie show with two guys talking about foreign horror films I'd never heard of. Got some pretty good recommendations from it, that's where I heard about some of the French new horror wave stuff like Martyrs. What's your problem with podcasts now? Are you letting your memes think for you?

Is E;R a Nazi?

if they had genuine adversity they wouldn't be mary sues

this but unironically

This person has sex daily

imagine getting passionate about the politics of action flicks and defending it like it has any merit

honestly... you need to ask yourself where it all went wrong

because why spend so much of your time on it

I watched the reviews and critiques then forget about it and move on, because they are MOVIES

Yea Forums incels act like these shitty movies are some ideological battleground

as if more captain marvel movies that get made the white man will be genocided

thats literally what Yea Forums belives

FUCK NIGGERS

There're tons of liberal tranny loving SU shitstains from Yea Forums here nowadays.

>Yea Forums incels act like these shitty movies are some ideological battleground
Because that's what they're marketed as.

>as if more captain marvel movies that get made the white man will be genocided
Propaganda exists and works user.

based

Only on Sundays.

>Yea Forums incels act like these shitty movies are some ideological battleground

Oh where the fuck would they get THAT idea from?

You cant have it both ways shill, you either stop the identity politics bullshit or face the backlash by bored neckbeards.

why do you give a shit about what Hollywood marketers want you to think? Dumb tool