Why haven't you watched Amy Schumer's new comedy special yet?
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Why haven't you watched Amy Schumer's new comedy special yet?
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i have self respect
Give me an over-under boys from the beginning of the Netflix splash screen to the first joke that is some variation of "now I can be fat!"
YAK
why create these webms?
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I don't watch comedy reruns
I hate that she's pregnant so much. I don't think I can deal with another schumer in the world.
This not a stand-up general. What should I watch? I'm a fan of Doug Stanhope, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Louis CK, and Joey Diaz.
Tried to watch the webms, boring and unfunny. Then again, you could say the same about the vast majority of stand up specials.
I am 100% convinced that she got pregnant for no other reason than she can get even more fat and eat more food
>not
I meant now, fuck.
>reruns
I doubt she has ever run in her life once, let alone multiple times.
Patrice Oneil Elephant in the Room
Chris rock Bigger and Blacker
Joe Rogan Live (showtime special from 2006, his only really good one)
Bill Burr
Dave Chapelle
This is officially funnier than anything she's ever said or done.
No, I rather take pliers and rip off my toenails. Are for fucking kidding me user?
Netflix put this in the "Trending Now" category lol
Why do women get off on being as disgusting as possible?
wait this fat whore is fucking pregnant?
who in the name of fuck would fuck this land whale?
She somehow fit in some virtue signaling AND a pussy reference in the same joke. That's talent.
To think that some man rubbed his presumably flaccid schlong in and out of that entity for a long enough duration to result in the secretion of cells which unbeknownst to their primitive programming wandered around until they found another cell which they combined with and divided successfully until this joke could be delivered. Absolutely Cronenbergian.
>those thighs
i would have sex with her after see her lift the dress
Love all thes. Never watched Rogan, I guess I'll check it out. Still open to other suggestions
Fuck Netflix and fuck shills
>dood
>COCK
>LMAO
>M
>A
>O
XD
Because he is not confident he can convince other people she is not funny without putting up her jokes without context or setup
A literal autist
Ouch!
She's not that hideous, but she is a terrible, horrible person.
Lena Dunham deserves the hate for her looks that Amy gets. Yea Forums makes fun of her for being fat when Hendricks(who is hot, to be fair) is much fatter.
in what context is grabbing your own pussy and revealing your fat stomach ever funny?
Jesus, there is nothing funny about that poor kid, i hope God steps in and makes it a still birth.
Its life is going to be horrible.
i don't get it, but we need her bigger.
It takes a lot of guts to get back on stage after the embarrassment of her last Netflix special.
Lucky for her, she has a huge gut.
Ali Wong has TWO different stand-ups while she was pregnant and even Amy rips that off
>Ask your most deadbeat dirtbag friend.
So she looked into a mirror and asked herself if drinking wine while pregnant was okay?
What's with people from wealthy families trying to be down to earth comedians? They go as far as to claim they're from lower class, except any google search proves them wrong?
It's called insecurity.
Why can men play an unrepentant narcissistic douchebag character on stage but women can't?
most stand up is made up anyway, so yes
what a fucking disgusting skag
she's creating a high testosterone baby then
Because men do that to make fun of the character. Women ARE those characters.
If I wanted see fat ugly cows I'll just go to my local grocery store.
Let me guess. She is going to spend an hour joking about wanting to abort her baby?
Does anyone watch these Netflix comedy specials? I've only watched Norm's. They look terrible.
I could only make it halfway through but she actually does joke about getting a late term abortion.
Couldn't sit through Chris Rock's it was like watching a dog get neutered.
Dave Chappelle's was watchable but not the best.
seething
Netflix in general is terrible. My sister watches it religiously. A few in the family have told her the shit she watches is pure garbage but she thinks its great.
Imagine the smell
>drinking while pregnant jokes
she copied that asian pregnant standup kek. shumer sure is a trail blazer
Id rather Netflix keep putting up more stand up specials than the mountain of trash they keep putting out with their original shows.
used to be something to turn on to watch nostalgic shit like south Park or family guy but it's slowly turning into pretentious original programming. They better knock the gay shit off or Hulu (which btw has most of Netflix's old "good" library now) is going to take over
I hate the wine meme amongst adult women. You always hear that shit. "I can't enjoy a good meal without muh wine!" "I'm SUCH a wine snob!" "My ideal night in? Wine and Netflix!"
they're pretending they're not alcoholics
I am sorry your mother is a bitch.
What about men and beer, wkiskey, wine etc.
You're right, I guess I just hate alcoholics. Then again, people do the same shit with coffee. I fucking hate normalfags.
It is easy writing to have drugs/alcohol abusing character, I guess. I hate this normalization and on the other hand victimization of some drugs. It is fucked up.
she's the dane cook for 30+ year old women
coffee is delicious, but people who need to proclaim their caffeine addiction are fucking annoying twats. it boils down to people not shutting the fuck about their vice. like that's not a personality that's just something you consume. it tends to be dumb boring people with not much else going on.
hating normalfags is as normalfag as you can get, normalfag
t. normalfag
First clip was disgusting. And the audience loves it. Wtf is wrong with people.
I like the part where she comments the study saying that men are most afraid of ridicule (more than violence, which was women's biggest fear) by ridiculing men