Why do people like capeshit? I seriously don’t understand the appeal...

Why do people like capeshit? I seriously don’t understand the appeal, every single plot is virtually identical expect for
>Haha in this one the superhero can shoot lasers out of his eyes haha
>Haha in THIS one the hero can shrink down to an ant haha isn’t that epic user?

What is it that’s so interesting for normies?

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Discussion here about it used to be ironic or when it was good like the Dark Knight or Iron Man 1 since then actual newfags and phoneposters have over run the place

it only gets worse from here

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When will it end? When will capeshit movies stop being so popular?

i think we need more capeshit to be honest with you

For what purpose?

I find the idea of altruistic heroism appealing, I know capeshit isn't the only kind of movie to have those themes, it's just pleasant I guess

Infantilisation of our society. No-one wants to deal with reality, no-one wants to have responsibilities. This is why socialism is becoming popular.

people like coldplay and voted for trump, you can't trust people

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A socialiast society inherently relies on the responsibly citizenry to enable it. Without everyone sharing resonsibility for each others' social welfare, the system would not work.

Also sorry in my typing English is not my first language

It will probably not die out for a long time. I honestly think it’s here to stay. You should hear how reverent the average normie is about it. They love this shit. They talk about it at work. Mexican families take their half dozen obese children to go watch it on opening weekend. I took my baby brother to every one of them in the early days. After X-men hit at the box office every studio bought up all the intellectual property they could get their hands on so you’d better believe we’re going to have at least another decade of steady capeshit being pumped up out asses.

Here's comes the 300+ post thread about how Yea Forums are real auteurs and society is infantilized and Yea Forums posters are actually the real cultural backbone of humanity.

The real answer is people like having fun. From your post, you don't seem like you have lots of fun in your life.

Because we do not see it as "capeshit"

To us it is our favorite comic heroes come to life

You faggot 90s kids will never know this because you did not read comics or probably know about them until someone older introduced you.

Yes some of the movies are lame and the same shit as the rest, but sometimes you get the amazing films like Infiinity War.

If you were not so fucking autistic you could understand.

LMAO get a load of this loser

That’s why it doesn’t work. Because the people who want it desperately aren’t even responsible for their own lives. How can you expect them to be responsible to society? People who can more or less take care of themselves have no need for socialism.

It's nostalgia. lots of people in their 30s and 40s grew up reading comics in the 80's and 90s. It was a big part of our childhoods, and there was always this feeling that films were a perfect medium for translation. And it was frustrating to see the failed attempts up until X-men.

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>read comic books as a kid
>still reveres this comic book characters
>calls anyone else autistic

What subreddit did you get this from?

Yes I agree
It seems the people who want "socialism" just want free stuff out of the thin air

>tries to talk down to someone over fucking comic book movies

This guy gets it. It was X-men. I walked out of that theater with my brain imagining all the other IPs they could bring to life.

So you admit you're manchildren who never moved on. Got it.

If hardcore socialists spent the time promoting socialism in getting training in a decent trade or field they wouldn’t need socialism. Socialists have boundless energy to secure universal basic income but zero energy when it comes to securing a decent income themselves.

Back to your discord

I'm sure you're just as much of a manchild as them. How many hours do you spend posting here?

I like having fun. But watching le epicman beat up the bad guy for the 100,000th time is not fun, it’s mindless.

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I'm a normal human being that likes science fantasy junk in my movies.
Super flicks do the job well.
What kinda sad tosser is kept up at night by the thought that normal people like superman and associated content?

X-men 1 came out in 2000 when I was 11. The only time I’ve seen capeshit in the theater as an adult is when taking my baby brother who is 11 years my junior. I have a wife and a newborn baby.

Have sex.

>Reading comic books
The absolute lowest form of art. Lower than pornography

Comics are just folk tales. There isn't anything childish about it.

read up:

nytimes.com/2011/07/19/books/supergods-by-grant-morrison-book-review.html

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>normies
>le wojak posted from his iCuck
please go back

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Have sex.

Have sex

The Mythos of capeshit has enough decent shit that you can weed out the garbage and pull out good stuff. The MCU is peak assembly line popcorn flicks but outside of a few they are all enjoyable. Also I feel Ike modern capeshit is basically western anime since we never had anime accepted on this scale.


Anyway I’m hyped for End Game

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They like the marketing and quips. It's what's "in" with culture these days.

Much like Apple and Netflix, they don't really care about theproduct and just accept it because of the brand

I guarantee I’ve been here longer than you bunnyposter

Post boipucci and I'll consider it.

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I mean I’m a man child but like who cares? I’m not gonna watch your faggot B&W silent film.

>why do these stupid fucking normalfags have shit taste and like capeshit unlike me?!?!??!
>posts a wojack

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>Bunnyposter
I seriously doubt it

>Hardcore socialist here.
Are you too brain damaged to understand that I can hold a high paying job, do extra studies on the side and shitpost the afternoon away on Yea Forums whilst calling out capitalism for making people I see on the side of road beg for handouts because their fancy college degree meant dick and they can't afford to start a different course or even buy a bloody book to self educate?

>There are people on this very board that simultaneously believe they have more than a double digit IQ and enjoy capeshit
Capeshit is for the lowest common denominator, it's the exact same thing as top 40 garbage music churned out for the sole purpose of making money from people who lack the ability of critical thought. Capeshit is beyond normie culture. It is such a watered down, convoluted, entirely pointless mess with nothing of any substance whatsoever (besides "look a stronk woymn xDDD") that it actually manages to ascend "normie" culture into an entirely new realm. Disgusting that people can like it, and disgusting that people on this very board will think this is pretentious and hand over $20 for the next ebin adventure of the douche patrol against captain epic meme

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I'm just telling you the truth user

>Why do people like different stuff!?
I bet you like John Wick, don't you? It's literally capeshit for people who pretend to dislike capeshit like you.

t. capeshit goyim

>Stop liking what i don't
Don't be verbose.

I'm not OP but I've never seen that. All hollywood action is capeshit tier trash

You can like whatever you want, just telling you you are inferior for liking it

If self delusion is what it takes to make you feel special, okay

listen here you worthless nigger, capeshit is trash and is the reason this board has been shit for the last five years. But you can't talk shit about ''''''''''''''normies'''''''''''''''' liking capeshit then post normalfag cancer killing this site by encouraging MORE redditors to flood in here with shit taste with EPIC MEME FACES they recognize like wojack.

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t. Gets sóy mouth from the opening of the next Avengers

the one we're currently in

That’s also a memeface they recognize. The only thing that deters normies is talking shit about trannies and bringing up right wing politics. I don’t know anything about Reddit culture since I don’t go there.

it's cheap corporate escapism to the same tune of eating fast food that's designed to fill you with endorphins. it's trash and everyone knows it, but few seem to to care. At least I hope so.

>normie
NormalFAG

The only thing that deters ''''''normies'''' is cunny, loli cunny especially

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>it’s trash and everyone knows it
Do you live under a rock? Redditors unironcally proclaim a lot of new capeshit movies to not only be fantasitic, but some of the greatest films ever created

fuck you, die

Normalfags are easy to have their minds warped towards degeneracy, hence why they love trannies. The real redpill is Christianity, something normalfags hate. It’s the ascent we need.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO GET THIS 2D CUNNY AWAY FROM ME AAYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHEKELBERG DOESNT WANT ME TO SEE IT

>capeshitters are in this very thread
C L O W N W O R L D

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Being a ped*phile is exactly what zionists want you dipshit

The biggest problem is overload of CGI and alien magic nonsense.
Look at Nolan movies. They are capeshit but it is served well enough to pass at actual movie, not just CGI fest.

Trying to avoid capeshit irl and in here 'the auteur board' you say, takes the fun out of it

>Unironically posts the capeshit of pepes

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>did not read comics
I was poor had no money to waste on 500 comic books of the tarantulaboi and his friends.

bros...

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>If you were not so fucking autistic you could understand
on the contrary, you need to be autistic to understand this

Normies are... Autistic to you? What kind of new coping mechanism is this?

Because it's good.

nost people who watches capeshit don't give a fuck about your cartoons. You think gooks in asia read them when they sellout the latest marvel film?

The only comic books I had growing up were Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side. None of my friends had any. I grew up in the 80's and 90's too, so this whole generation of supposed comic book readers was completely foreign to me.

>I haven't watched capeshit since the 00s but they're all the same
ok

Fuck off. A proletarian society is a disciplined society.

Shut up queer

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Im amazed that capeshit is still going strong, I mean is this trend ever going to die?

>proletarian
you should probably google what this word means or read what you were responding to you dumb bitch

>HEY WE NEED TO GET THE MAGUFFIN OR ELSE!
>WELL WHY DON'T WE CALL CAPTAIN FAGMAR!
>HE'S NOT IN THIS ONE SO WE CAN'T FOR SOME REASON
>OH NO THE ENEMY FLEET!
>*Heroes cut through thousands of ships like they're paper as we watch the result of 10,000 Chinese slaves masturbating on screen*
>WE DID IT TEAM, LET'S GO OUT FOR FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES, HAHA
>Post credit scene shows next pointless villain who will try to use another maguffin to do something

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Don’t kid yourself. The election was beginning middle and end of Yea Forums as we used to know it.

No, because it's being artificially propped up by Disney. People are sheep and so long as they see online posts where people scream their joy over the new Marvel movie, they will go to see the movies and repeat the same behavior.

Therefore Disney only needs a relatively small amount of astroturfing influencers to set off that chain reaction which turns into a virtuous cycle where those who fall for the marketing ploy reenact the same ploy, spreading to more people, etc, etc. until you can't go online without hearing about the new Marvel movie.
This was best seen during Infinity War's release, when the entire Internet was filled chock full of Thanos memes, despite Thanos having been in the Marvel movies, from my understanding, from day one.
This is endlessly self sustaining because it combines cheap marketing tactics with cheap movie-making, meaning that it doesn't take much work for a flick to break even. In addition there is no shortage of trend-following cretins who will gladly toe the line and go to see a Marvel movie because "well, all my friends saw it, I gotta see it too!". Capeshit is this generation's Star Wars.

Will it keep going forever? I don't think so. Nothing lasts forever, of course, but they'll hit their fatigue eventually. Nu Star Wars has hit its fatigue, with each new installment drawing fewer and fewer people. But first, Disney needs to release a blunder, which I don't see happening. As it stands the Avengers are essentially too big to fail, because Disney's viral marketing tactic and corner-cutting ensures that the movie will at least break even (unlikely) or make hundreds of millions (very likely).

Ironic posting is the garbage of the internet

All the people in this thread saying capeshit is for stupid people are wrong. The reason people flock to these movies is not because they are stupid (even if they are), it's because the stories speak to us on a primal level. These are the stories that have been a part of our lives for a very long time. The superheroes are just the latest spin on it. I am not intelligent or well-read enough to explain this properly, but the point is that superhero stories are basically like biblical stories. They are important to us on an instinctual level, which is why there are so many of them but they are still popular.

How does anyone look at that list and not immediately explode with rage? When are they going to say, "Ok guys, that got a little crazy, let's dial it back a little bit.". I keep waiting for them to find a logical ending point but they just keep going. What is going to happen?

The same reason people watch shitty televisions shows where every episode is the same
most people are lower IQ and have shit taste in media

Literally fucking embarrassing
The internet was a mistake
RT was a mistake but only actually become such shit after like 2011/2012

Haha yeah, right
>Google it
>It's true
It's all so tiresome

Heard of a library ya fuckin retard, or would you just read Shampoo bottles all day?

Blumpf btfo!!!!!!

>black panther is the best movie OF ALL TIME
/pol/ btfo!

its not capeshit, its marvel. and its 100% because its made for stupid people.

What can't movies like Triple Frontier be as popular as capeshit? I liked that film and want more like it.

>Marion McPherson, a nurse, works tirelessly to keep her family afloat after her husband loses his job. She also maintains a turbulent bond with a teenage daughter who is just like her: loving, strong-willed and deeply opinionated.
Wow! This sounds so powerful! How come I'm only learning about this great film now?

>"normie"
want to know how i know you're a filthy normalfag tourist?

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find me someone, anyone who has a fancy college degree who is homeless on the streets begging. Hard mode: No mentally ill or drug addicts

black panther is unironically a /pol/ approved movie. We shilled hard for it to be highly rated and wanted it to win the oscar. It advocates segregation and black nationalism. All we want is that for ourselves.

>Because we do not see it as "capeshit"
To us it is our favorite comic heroes come to life
You faggot 90s kids will never know this because you did not read comics or probably know about them until someone older introduced you.
Yes some of the movies are lame and the same shit as the rest, but sometimes you get the amazing films like Infiinity War.
If you were not so fucking autistic you could understand.

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Dude who gives a shit?
Just go see captain marvel and drink loads of Coca Cola with friends youll have a good time

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Smokey and the Bandit was one of the highest grossing films ever at the time of its release.

Now, who cares about it? Nobody. Do you remember "Oh god!"? Of course you don't

Don't pretend this is something new. Studios make movies to make money.

>>You faggot 90s kids
80s kid here. My parents gave me real books instead. I guess that's why I prefer Werner Herzog and Weerasethakul to robots fighting oversized reptilians and such.

>mfw it's actually real
rottentomatoes.com/top/bestofrt/

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Isn't the Tomatometer score all about just positive reviews and not the score itself? So 3 6.0 reviews = 100% tomatometer score while 5.9 + 9.8 + 9.5 = 66% Score

Also can you really compare movies across genres like that? Don't critics rate movies based on how they compare to other movies in their genre?

Why do people like wojack? I seriously don’t understand the appeal, every single image is virtually identical expect for
>Haha in this one the wojack is a boomer haha
>Haha in THIS one the wojack can get really angry haha isn’t that epic user?

What is it that’s so interesting for normalfags?

Why do people like [reaction fcace]? I seriously don’t understand the appeal, every single image is virtually identical expect for
>Haha in this one the [reaction face] is a [something it represents] haha
>Haha in THIS one the [reacton face] can get really [emotion it conveys] haha isn’t that epic user?

What is it that’s so interesting for normalfags?

youre either new or have an inability to think of things sentimentally

The absolute state of Yea Forums.

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>every single plot is virtually identical expect for
Typical boomer bullshit argument that´s not even true.
Capshits are about ARCHETYPES just like every other fuckn movie made.
And they very well have different fucking plots.
Ant-man - Ex.con trying to stay lawfull&failing spectacularly
Cpt.America - fucking WAR HERO
Iron Man - a goddamn arms Merchant fucking up BADLY and almost dying because of it.
ETC.

Damn, pretentious artsy-fartsy boomer fucks.

Fuck yourself reddit. No one likes your outdated meme.

>everything I don't like is reddit!

Superhero movies have existed for ages and almost all of them have been lambasted by critics and public alike. It was only after X-Men, and especially after Disney jumped in on the capeshit wagon using their influence and the marketing machine, that capeshit reached the status it is now. The only reason capeshit is still popular is because of the infantilization of millenial adults and Disney shoving this garbage down people's throats in any way they can, be it by massive advertisement, buying critics or shaming people into watching it by using progressive propaganda.

>I seriously don’t understand
Autistic heh?

>Ant-man - Ex.con trying to stay lawfull&failing spectacularly
This story can be told without unrealistic shrinking powers.
>Cpt.America - fucking WAR HERO
The best war films don't need super powers. Why is he wearing that ridiculous spandex outfit?
>Iron Man - a goddamn arms Merchant fucking up BADLY and almost dying because of it.
>ETC.
Again, unrealistic super powers nad a ridiculous plastic costume. Why?
How am I supposed to suspend disbelief in THAT?

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looool looks like it was door number one

A film being based on an archetype or not is in no way a testament of its quality or wether it is or isn't for dumb people.

why do people like wrestling pictures?

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I could perhaps accept super hero films if they were more subtle, not cartoonish special effects and loud overly dramatic music all the time.
>*BOOM* The *BOOM* hero *BOOM* we *BOOM* need.
Instead, make a superhero film with the pacing and understated tone of let's say Eraserhead or Primer. I would very much watch that.

I dont watch capeshit but isnt it true that instead of hollywood taking risks with some movies that might not get huge profits but might become big kino classics instead they just go for the safe another capeshit option which almost guarantees profit. This makes it so that the overall quality of movie declines. Then again I am not sure how Hollywood works so prove me wrong I guess.

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If you would be real comic book nerd you would hate what those movies have done to comics.

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user, you are on Yea Forums. You are some type of manchild yourself.

Explains why so many niggers are democrats. Want free 'thangs n' sheeit'

Are you fucking kidding me? 4 of the top 10 are filled with niggers and have 'we wuz kangz' and 'wypeepoe beez rayciss n' sheeit' themes in them.

absolutely disgusting.

Any movie where wetback cartel members get slaughtered is a thumbs-up from me.

Double thumbs-up when Affleck fucking wrecked those villagers for fun.

yikes

>I can't believe people like things that i don't like. HOW ?!

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Or, you know, reallocating our tax dollars in a way that actually helps society. I can see why an absolute brainlet would call that "wanting free stuff" though.

Because even a purveyor and auteur of the finest kinograms cinema has to offer can enjoy a popcorn flick from time to time.

Imagine being this defensive and buttblasted over the mildest criticism of your beloved capeshit lmao. Art criticism has existed for a long time user, no need to cry about it.

>'we wuz kangz' and 'wypeepoe beez rayciss n' sheeit' themes in them
But that is not true.

the irony is that people that hate socialism end up paying more for shittier services than everyone else. No government spends more on healthcare per capita than the US, and then every American has to spend $300,000 on Average in their life, and they're more likely to die in hospital, and there's 700,000 medical bankruptcies a year.

We're just deficit spending our country to death and destroying our economy because we just LOVE not getting things for "free" lol.

OP didn't criticize it, he cried because people like it, lol. That's like me crying because people love pizza and i don't

Just turn your brain off, incel.

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And you were so offended by the criticism because you know deep down capeshit is commercial trash for children that you got defensive and felt the need to lash out about it. As others have stated you're welcome to enjoy your children's movies if you want but dont they're anything other than soulless, commercial garbage designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator - brainlet man children like you.

I don't like sex. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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>If hardcore socialists spent the time promoting socialism in getting training in a decent trade or field they wouldn’t need socialism
except "decent fields" nowadays don't pay shit because nobody has any collective bargaining power. Doctors have to get buried in hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt and work for nothing for a decade doing residency bullshit, and then if they don't get into a specialist field they're going to be stuck as a GP making as much as a plumber.
>Socialists have boundless energy to secure universal basic income but zero energy when it comes to securing a decent income themselves.
It's not about any individual person. It's about addressing systematic fuckery that is fucking over hundreds of millions of people. There aren't enough "decent trade" jobs. There are hundred of millions of jobs that are paying so little that the government has to give full time workers food stamps and other entitlements just to survive. We're burning billions on corporate socialism for cunts like McDonalds and Walmart to destroy job markets for everyone. We spend so much money supporting industries that thrive on exploiting our people, when it'd be overwhelmingly cheaper if we just cut supported the fucking people in the first place and regulated the industries so they'd take care of their employees on their own. It shouldn't be the responsibility of the tax payer to have to pay for McDonalds to give people half a living wage.

I dunno user, it sounds like you are angry and on the defensive here, lol

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>literal "no u"
Lmao, kinda pathetic but only to be expected from a fan of capeshit

No u !

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You’re fucking autistic


Ant-Man is a heist movie that uses being small to get into places most people could get into as a new spin a being a thief.


Cap’s outfit is a fucking symbol and even then in Winter Soldier he wore casual clothes through most of the movie.


Iron Man built a fucking suit because he’s rich.

Now go watch your B&W subtitle movie faggot

Simpleton

>NO MOM THIS CAPESHIT IS DIFFERENT HAHA, IN THIS ONE HE SHRINK TINY TO BEAT BAD GUY

>Ant-Man is a heist movie that uses being small to get into places most people could get into as a new spin a being a thief.
It's much easier to come up with unrealistic premises than with realistic stories.
Deus ex machina in the writer's room.

>Cap’s outfit is a fucking symbol
Anyone calling himself "Captain America" while wearing brightly colored spandex and a shield would be the joke of the nation in real life.

When people get tired of it
ie 40 years from now

Epic argument

Disgusting

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Based and (you) pilled

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>The real answer is people like having fun.
People with 90+ IQ would like to have fun again. You already had a decade of this "fun" all for yourself

You will never have good movies, like ALL the others modern generations had, so I guess you simply had to evolve into something that likes mindless inferior mass-produced shit.
It's really sad, actually

I enjoyed Blade, Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Infinity War and the Batman trilogy if you consider the whole story.
Most superhero movies are shit, even those people say are good like Winter Soldier and Thor - Ragnarök.
I believe you're not their target audience, I'm probably escaping this group too as the years go by because I'm not interested in Black Panther, Spider-Man, Guardians of the Galaxy and so on. I'm not a fan of Star Wars either.
I'm looking for a conclusion and I hope it's Endgame but if it is not, then that final scene of Thanos smiling at the sunset will be the end of the series for me.

Pacific Rim was a great fucking movie for people without a stick up their ass.

Quality wasn´t part of the question but how alike they are.
And quite frankly the quality of the capeshits varies just as widely as of art-faghouse crap.

The mulatto underclass is addicted to this shit, so it will never go away. Maybe not for another 15 years or so

>would be the joke of the nation in real life.
Not when he can throw a fucking car, smartass.
Then he would become an almost mythological creature and thus a walking breathing symbol.

To me that's like growing up in the 80s and wanting every movie to be Die Hard, forever, and never getting bored of it even if the quality is regularly stuck between DH4 and DH5.

>People with 90+ IQ would like to have fun again.
If you people would be so smart, maybe you´d try to find out WHY it´s suddenly so popular and maybe allow to immerse yourselves into those "plebeian" tastes.

Also capeshits ALL are by definition blockbuster material, which were SUCH lighthouses of intellect before, right?

literally just fun movies, some more some less but almost all reach at least mediocrity.
The film equivalent of fast food
Why are selfproclaimed intellectual Yea Forums kinoisseurs too dumb to get this?

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Yeah, it's like watching the same episode of dragonball for ten years.

>Not when he can throw a fucking car, smartass.
That's physiologically impossible.

>It's eiter the lowest common denominator 4yo-approved shit or uber-intellectual geriatric-friendly Lumière movie
Grow a a personality, cattle

It's made for children, and grown men and women who think like children.

>You like eating food
>I like eating shit
>We are the same
No you are a shiteater

Alright, Paul Joseph Watson.

5 years or less. It's just how society works. every 15 years it swings back and forth. Pretty soon everything will be black leather and gritty matrix shit. You fucks will whine about that. Remember the biggest movies 15 years ago?
Matrixes, harry potter

TWILIGHT

Yeah that shit is coming back. No more cheese and happy, Emo Goth is coming back in 5 years or less. Because of fucks like you. Trust me I've been through the late 80's-90's cheese and i've been through the emo late 90's and 00's.

Cheese is better.

But they used to make move that were both profitable AND watchable

>Pacific Rim was a great fucking movie for people without a stick up their ass.
LOW IQ PEOPLE, UNITE!!!

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Why do people like horrors? I seriously don’t understand the appeal, every single plot is virtually identical expect for
>Haha in this one the monster can kill you in your dreams haha
>Haha in THIS one the monster is an STD allegory haha isn’t that epic user?

What is it that’s so interesting for Yea Forums?

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Yeah, and Commando is a thoughtful movie about a retired soldier and his struggles as a single parent
You are a laughing stok

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Also this

What if I don't like it because its bad and, despite that, it's everywere all the time?

>superhero movies can't be kino

This is your mind on Marvel

honestly if ya seen one capeshit movie ya seen em all

The variation that happens in capeshit in terms of quality is wether it's shit or simply mediocre.

>If you people would be so smart, maybe you´d try to find out WHY it´s suddenly so popular and maybe allow to immerse yourselves into those "plebeian" tastes.
because majority of people are stupid and getting stupider
>Also capeshits ALL are by definition blockbuster material, which were SUCH lighthouses of intellect before, right?
Compared to capeshit, yes they were. And skillfully crafted too. Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Terminator, Matrix.......
Compared to them, the best capeshit out there is less than nothing (and in an insulting way). And it's beyond pathetic if the difference is not obvious to you.

I blame Nolan. He made some faggot running around dressed like a bat seem like essential, important cinema.

>comparing a manistream mass-produced billions-sucking invasive shit to barely noticeable niche shit