If you don't think Tyler Perry is funny, you're an idiot

Nobody has ever gotten rich by saving money. That's the fucking "I reuse paper towels and take 30 second showers" mentality that just gets you put on one of those pennypincher reality shows to be laughed at by normal people.

Knowing hotels they still charge you for it

>mfw other pay for water

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IT IS THE BEST, TASTES GREAT

WHATS EXTRA GREAT IS THE ABSURD CARBON FOOTPRINT OF SHIPPING IT FROM FIJI
AND THAT THE BOTTLING IS BASICALLY DONE BY SLAVE LABOR IN A MILITARY JUNTA

YET THE ORGANIC HIPSTER HIPPIES GLEEFULLY RUN AROUND WITH THESE FIJI BOTTLES EVERYWHERE

How is bottling water hard labor?
Just scoop some water into a bottle lmao.

FIJI water is horrible for the environment. It's bottled in FIJI in a place that needs all the fresh water it has. Transported on a ship using fossil fuels half way across the world so you can drink it warm in a hotel room in the midwest.

what's the point of slaves if you make it easy for them?

He doesn't feel his life is worth more than $9?

I buy one once a year and refill it with tap over and over because he square shape is useful in not rolling around my car/bag.
>muh plastic toxins leaking into re-use
fuck off, I'm peak /fit/, no hormone or moobs here.

>Transported on a ship using fossil fuels half way across the world
if we stopped drinking Fiji as a society that ship would just ship something else. Get real.

He was good in Gone Girl

>be spic maid
>stuff $9 bottles of water in purse to take to my niños
>crossdressing chicken bandit gets charged for it

What's he gonna do, fly back for $18?

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We made it pretty easy for the niggers to just shut up and pick cotton but they still bitched about it until we freed them
>I buy one once a year and then refill it with tap water to try and impress people and make them think I drink fancy bottled water

>muh bacteria, tho

>if we stopped drinking Fiji as a society that ship would just ship something else

Assuming there's going to be a couple of container ships no matter what that go from FIJI to the Port of Long Beach or whatever it would still be way better for the environment if they shipped something that was sustainable and unavailable locally. ( FIJI's main export is sugar. )

>Sugar
>Unavailable locally

serious question what is so special about that water?

its covered in the jizz of 40 other couples that used that room

Sugar isn't produced in any major quantities in the continental US.

And a container ship coming from Fiji to the US would also be less laden down with cargo and would burn less fossil fuels even if they didn't cut out a route.

its good shit

UNTOUCHED BY MAN

>serious question what is so special about that water?

Hard water tastes better to people and Fiji water aquifer sits under Limestone.

This is true for most true spring waters (not merely water bottled into a bottle like Dasani).

*OTHER THAN THE SLAVES AT THE BOTTLING PLANT

Slaves are not men. They are less than men. That's kinda the whole point of slavery you fucking whiteknight

He's notoriously cheap. He fired his entire writing staff because one of them thought it might be a good idea to unionize after one of the shows they worked on got syndicated.

He's a saban level jew.

SLAVES ARE RAD, BUT THE FIJI DRINKING LIMOUSINE LEFTOIDS SQUIRM

What?

FIJI IS BIG IN HOLLYWOOD CIRCLES WHICH FRONTS ABOUT SOCIAL JUSTICE BUT LIKES THEIR SLAVE WATER TOO MUCH TO GIVE IT UP

To be fair, LA water tastes like shit. Weirdly greasy. If I lived there I'd run through so many plastic bottles. I seriously wonder if it's safe to cook food in.

Yes he is, but that's still fucking ridiculous

Wow. Celebrities are self absorbed hypocrites. What a fascinating and original thought.

AND FIJI WATER IS A FANTASTIC SELF CONTAINED EXEMPLAR OF THAT HYPOCRISY, BUT ONLY FOR THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO BE VIRTUOUS ABOUT SOCIAL JUSTICE

YOU'RE REALLY ANNOYING

AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL

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ANNOYED

We're having a thread about bottled water. It can only get so good.

Also Ozark Mountain Springs is the best bottled water and if you disagree, fight me.

I complain about the price of bottled water and everyone thinks I'm autistic. Black dudes do it and suddenly they are comedy gods. s m h. Bottled water is more expensive than petrol btw.

LA water may as well be fucking poison.
t. LA resident

define bottle
$1 for a 10L bottle seems like a good deal

For me, it's Crystal Geyser.

>Crystal Shitter

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gotta pay for Fiji photobomb girl somehow

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Affordable, high class, refreshing Alpine spring water. What's not to love about a crisp glass of Crystal Geyser?

>What's not to love
other than what you said? the taste

As a country fag, I can't even comprehend paying for water.

Well la dee da, look at Mr user with his fancy German water.

Build immunity, I’ve used the same smartwatwer bottle for three years

I live in the ozarks and was kinda annoyed when I realized the springs are all in Texas and not around here

Yeah, but loads of people have gone poor by spending too much.

Nice blog post nigger

nigga. it's water. just refill it.

No one is making him drink it, why doesn’t he leave his hotel and go buy some cheap water somewhere else and then shut up.

>I live in the ozarks and was kinda annoyed when I realized the springs are all in Texas and not around here

you are thinking of Ozarka which used to be bottled in Eureka Springs before it was bought out by Nestle. Mountain Valley Spring water is still bottled in Arkansas.

It's probably a 5 star hotel that's $500+ per night. If it were any cheaper, you hear complaints like:
>I'm staying in a $500 per night hotel. Why are they selling me shitty $2 bottles of water in my room?
Human psychology is so basic.

>Sugar isn't produced in any major quantities in the continental US.
yes it is
they grow millions of tons of sugar beets

Spoken like a true poorfag.

panna > all

>they grow millions of tons of sugar beets

hey dwight schrute I'm pretty sure normal human beings use cane sugar.

All hotels are jews. I'm currently shitposting from a Holiday Inn and they charge $2.00 for a bottle of Poland Spring that isn't even provided in a minibar, you have to go down to the front desk to buy it. I walked across the street and bought a case from the gas station for the price of three bottles here on day one.

Don’t do this anymore, please. At least use a Berkey. You guys wouldn’t fucking believe what they put in the water now.
>t.water treatment plant operator

>t.american

You can get rich but in order to stay rich you gotta avoid not wasting money on stupid shit like Tyler Perry movies.

It's top 10 in cane growing, user.

I suppose you actually think bottled water is clean?

>crossdressing chicken bandit

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that would be Hawaii. There is an insignificant amount grown in Louisiana and South Florida but it is all pretty much imported to the US.

We've literally overthrown governments over Sugar.

ALEX, PLS

FYI SUB-MICRON RO MEMBRANE WITH RE-ALK STAGE FOR TAP WATER OR GO HOME

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This is the exact outrage I feel about people going into credit debt.
I'd rather not have _thing_ than spend beyond my means, yet stupid people do it all the time, the same way stupid people eat and drink minibar items.

all the hospital waste, all the chemicals people flush, industrial waste, necrotic tissues, tons of metals what am i missing

thats why poor people stay poor.

They get rich by spending money wisely.
Invest in something that will make more money rather than flushing it down the toilet for no reason.