>Computer, run a simulation of the Enterprise, but remove all originality, suspense and interesting characters. Change the names a bit and then get rid of the most attractive member of the crew halfway through the program.
>"Executing program, The Orville"
Computer, run a simulation of the Enterprise, but remove all originality, suspense and interesting characters...
Jayden Collins
Evan Price
>snowflake
Andrew Brooks
Parker Thompson
>that was one of the kinoest TNG episodes and I've only seen it mentioned now in a jab at orville
to live is to suffer
Sebastian Anderson
>he posts meme images from his curated Yea Forums folder
>he pretends he's not effeminate
Zero self-awareness.
Xavier Hernandez
>Computer, show me a recreation of the Palace of Versailles. Now, analyse the composition of Counselor Troi's last bowel movement, and use that as the sole material used in the construction of the Palace. At the front of the Palace, create a 60 foot nude version of Counselor Troi, facing away from the Palace, and who is on the verge of emitting a flatulent outburst with enough force to completely demolish the Palace.
>Once I am inside the Palace sitting upon the throne in the throne room, activate the giant Troi's flatulence.
>Computer disengage safety protocols.
Lincoln Turner
Star Trek was some nerdy gay shit, the Orville isn’t great but at least they throw in a few jokes here and there
Brayden Walker
Underrated.
Adam Bell
orville jokes are cringe 90% of the time
Gavin Sanders
Kodos did nothing wrong.
Zachary Nguyen
Connor Bennett
Imagine running the Motley Crue program with the safety protocols off
Levi Brown
Computer, run a simulation of Anna Kendrick,Lilly Colins, Emma Roberts, Elizabeth Olsen, and imbue all of them with intense nymphomania and bisexuality, and an array of sex and bondage toys.
Joshua Bailey
Computer, recreate the opening titles of the Black Hole, but with fish-eye perspective.
James Cox
Why do aliens love Shakespeare so much?
Connor Bennett
Because he was a spear chucker
Elijah Sanders
Computer, simulate "love".
Computer...?
Ryder Taylor
Jace Morgan
It's strange the possibility of using the holodeck for sexual ends was never even mentioned in the series.
Levi Bell
They evolved past sex you neanderthal. Based Gene envisioned a based future.
Jack Baker
>computer, place me inside a 60 foot Counselor Troi's rectum and simulate her passing me into the toilet
>computer, disengage safety protocols