What biological function do the purple skin and ballsack chin have?

What biological function do the purple skin and ballsack chin have?

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That was sexual selection. Titan chicks dig the ballsack chin

I don't know OP, why don't you tell us?

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imagine of he grew a scraggly beard lol

He does have a beard in one of the comic arcs

>not wearing crocks
ONE JOB

To leave humanity behind

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i would not mess with this dood

skin blocks harmful rays from the sun of whatever solar system he's from

is he even an alien?
are there any female thanos? :3

he can smoke a pound of easter grass without getting tired

the real issue is the click remote and bane mask, impossible to beat that combo alone

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I think it's part of thanos story that he was born more ugly and grotesque than the other people on titan

What a shitty written villain. Imagine being excited for the next capeshit turd.

What function does purple skin have on a purple fish? Or on my knob?

Don't think the movies are going to say it, but Titan is a moon of Saturn, so he's from our solar system.

He's from titan. The sun has a different EMW output, more ultra violent so his skin would be purple to block excess rayes, the lines which are are all over his body allow him to conserve head longer as well as keep from getting heated up. It's the same kind of thing they do with Pots by putting ribbing on them, increase surface area.

It deals with their sun really.

Hope I could help

No he is not
There is just another planet called Titan

>animals on earth don't have purple sk-

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in the movies it's not actually titan the moon, it's titan the planet. it's not our solar system

For the same reason as dicks in a superman movie. They are pushing boundaries.

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so you mean he's semi-aquatic and the ballsack raisin chin keeps moisture?

I think it's just another place called Titan

I know it's not explained how all these alien fuckers speak English but there's probably a native Titan language where it just means "big god" or something

Also it doesn't make any fucking sense why Thanos would wait so long to come get the Infinity Stones if he was in our solar system, and it also would make Tony Stark look like a retard for not being able to get back to Earth from there.

ballsack chin seems to be self inflicted tattoo like body decoration

The answer is that comics are shit. They desperately tried to work his design to make him as realistic and intimidating as possible but there's only so much you can do with a villain design from the 70's so it ends up looking ridiculous.

I'm saying that it's an adaptation that is within the scope of feasible possibilities, even if you don't know the exact mechanism why it was selected for

okay Yea Forums, who would actually win and why?

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That's why I said I don't think they'll say it in the movies.
But for other anons, very easy to find: marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Titan_(Moon_of_Saturn)
>Titan is one of the satellites of Saturn and home of the Titanians.[3] It was also the homeworld of Thanos

Guess how I know you’re underage.

>thanos snaps
>"PEEKACHEW... PEEKACHEW... jus DODGE IT :DD" T. Ash
>he dodges snap
>"now FUNDERBHOLT :DDD"
>and now fanos wil be is plasting off again

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What biological function does black skin and ugly fat lips have?

something to do with body heat

The chin is scarrification

Do make it easier to identify the villians

Camouflage helps when hiding from cops in the night

Whatever is in is skin is responsible for making it nearly impenetrable.

The infinity gems makes everything else there irrelivent.

It's not impenetrable. I fucked him in the ass last night

irrelevant*

According to Marvel life forms from planets millions of miles away from earth consist of:

>purple humans
>green humans
>blue humans
>pink humans
>tree humans
>racoons

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Yea Forums here

Thanos' race is the Eternals, which was originally seeded in the solar system by the 200 story-tall Celestials in Earth's pre-history. Eternals are all fucking superpowered sort of like Asgardians. They warred with their weird looking counter-race the Deviants(each one looks different and has wildly different powers), and moved off earth to settle on Titan. Thanos looks fucked up because he's one of their mutants of the Eternals, having the Deviant gene so he looks stupid but has extra powers. His own race gave him grief because he's different so he became an emo villain just like Magneto.

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he was a Titan

I've somehow been forced to watch this movie twice and I don't remember a goddamn thing of it.

The residents of Titan are titans, but his race is Eternal, with a Deviant gene. Check your facts, nigger.

thx

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the purple comes from having blood based on Haemerythrin (like the terrestrial Penis Worm), which is purple, rather than Haemoglobin, which is red.

the chin is an adaptation from the distant past, when you could store small coins in the ridges.

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>ben 10 alien force watch
based

>Yea Forums here
>Posts anime

What a surprise that you accept the superior 2d medium as your attention grabbing image of choice. Of course, you could never find a picture of 4 cartoon girls in their underwear, let alone something western that even has tits bounce.

Hmm I wonder if spider, crustaceans etc are immune to cyanide

>Yea Forums here
cringe.

He's actually a mutant Titan so both are actually genetic defects.

in the movie he's just a Titan, faggot

Hemocyanin has nothing to do with cyanide. They just share a root (cyan; blue).
Cyanide is toxic to most organisms that use aerobic respiration, but pandas are somewhat immune.

Interesting. Thanks.

Penis worms????????

He's making up bullshit, you idiot.

>The belt from Deltora Quest
Holy mother of BASED

5 scoops c'mon

he's a superhero

why couldn't they get someone who looked like thanos instead of cgi over josh brolin?

He is a mutatet titan (deviant ) , Like xmen are for humans.
Titans are sort of Like asgardians and other star People.

Helps them attract white women like a fucking magnet

None. He's a hideous mistake of nature. The average titanean looks like a normal human

speaking of useless biological features, why are you still alive buddy?

None, Thanos is essentially a mutant, the Titans looked like humans but were much more advanced in every way.

Thanos was born hideous but even more physically and mentally advanced. Its why there's no others like him.

Im Yea Forums and a film buff, Mad Titan is just a nickname because he has more godlike powers in the comics on top of stength but is still titanlike in the movie.

Impressive Bateman, but that's nothing

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You can lick your own balls?

lol, the fact that you moviegoers havent caught onto the fact that there is ENDLESS Marvel lore to adapt, all connected by new writers continuing old runs and recylcing characters is hilarious. These movies will never stop. Yknow Thanos has a brother? His name Starfox, or Eros, his power is to make you like him and manipulate people. He hangs out with the Eternals of the universe, including that goofster from Thor Ragnarok the Grandmaster and the Champion who could be another villain turned good guy some day.

There are writers being paid RIGHT NOW to make all of that into a script starring Adam Warlock from the ending teaser of Adam Warlock. And even if 10% of that ends up being used moviegoers will feel amazed at all the "setup and foreshadow"

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That's actually a good explanation. But how do you explain why he looks so human? Did his species evolved from ape-like creatures too?

What biological function does coccyx have?

I wouldn't bring up Dan Slott as authority of what is good for comic book writing.

I wasnt saying that hes just funny to post

did the movie explain why thanos was so adamant on wiping out half of life in the universe? seemed intelligent and capable of at least human-like emotions. couldn't come up with a better way to solve population and resorce issues in a better way?

what the hell did you think penis inspection day was for?

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*hmm hmm*

When submerged in water skin becomes wrinkly in order to increase friction with other wet or submerged objects.

Interestingly enough pussy juice is primarily water based. Therefore the only logical conclusion is that aforementioned ball sack chin's function is to ensure the chin retains its position despite that it is drenched, if not, metaphorically speaking drowning in vaginal secretion.

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this io9.gizmodo.com/yes-thanos-is-hot-1825931804

He's probably a mutant even to his species.

It's a genetic trait that only has one function: To destroy the pure lineage of other races.